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This message is as useful as a violin with a spit valve.
∙∙∙∙∙ <- Tagline seeds. Plant in high-phosphorus soil.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I eat from two basic food groups: SUGAR & CAFFIENE
Why can't your biological clock come with a snooze alarm?
I'm not a rat to be spat upon locked up in this room.
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
"The medium is the message." - Marshall McLuhan
When in Rome, eh? - Riker
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
One who is footloose and fiance free.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
Senor Butthead, como es Juan? Uh, burritos! huhuhuh...
It's just a jump to the left...
Why don't the other cadets like me??? * Wesley
I'm not White; I'm just Melanin Disadvantaged.
Def: Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
The only thing that didn't happen to Job was Windows.
Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
I can keep a secret; it's the people I tell who can't!
Intellectual snob and proud of it.
It's time to heal and fetch sticks again.
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
Help! I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
Def: Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
The sound of a Sysop reading mail <cr><cr><cr><cr> <=The *T.A.*'s fave!
Inhale to the Chief...and to her husband, too!
This tagline is on vacation.
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in DOG
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
A fool and his money are soon parted.
"Home is where your rump rests."
A day without baseball is like...well, it's not really that different
Death - abnormal life condition.
HELP! There's a crazy woman here! She's GONNA eat me!!!
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" -- Heinlein
Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA
"Data, doesn't that thing ever go down?!?" - Tasha Yar
My cat has left me to play Socks on SNL.
I'm working on my 4th million - the first three failed!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Was that your wife I saw in that GIF?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Burn a flag for freedom
HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours
OXYMORON : Minor miracle
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater
The axe swung, blood droplets flew, & the warrior laughed
Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated. -SLR
"Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" - Monty Python
Cats are professional entertainers.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <Cats>
I'll buy you a funeral plot, if you'll move right in.
** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **
Oxymoron: Local Network.
Birth control pills are a tax deduction only if they don't work
"Your skin is purple, man - I don't dig you!" - van Driessen
"Red Vegetables ─ Volume 1" ─ by Tom A. Toe
I post test all McAfee virus detection software.
It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP!
Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend?
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
! Not on your life !
And now a word from the NULL device...
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP Hi Ho Argentum! AWAY!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
Be careful with water - it's full of Hydrogen and Oxygen!
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
"California, operating at a 90 degree to reality..."
Business forecasters are our chicken entrail readers now.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame throwing.
In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
Call me crazy! I can live without ICONS!
but there aren't any CHEESEMAKERS there, nossiree...
Children are grotesque and no one must make another one.
"Why should we leave you?" "Because you annoy us."
The gun Clinton went duck hunting with would be banned.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Bother! said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
Deja Pew: The feeling that you've smelled that person before.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier too!
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
"Whatta yutz!" - Slappy
Def: Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
"Then the HoloDoc began to tap dance."--WTNE
Bill Clinton: Pathological liar?
"Dada baba." --A child learning to speak
"Just a little thing I do." -- Dot Warner
@FN@'s just tagging along for the pun of it.
That's not a tagline, that's Wakko Warner carrying on again!
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. - Picard
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Do it with style
Never fire a laser at a mirror. -Niven
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
Clinton: The Pinocchio of Presidents.
XXXXXXXXX >>Taglines, Anyone??<< XXXXXXXX
"Never stop swimming."
Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
There is no happiness when there is no hockey.
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
We are Elmyra of Borg: We will assimilate you & hug you & squeeze you,
MOM'S HINT #043: Smile when you change that diaper.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
All work and no play... Ain't the only way!
Send Hillary where she truly belongs - to prison.
Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
URA Redneck if you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
001. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
Poor man...he was like an employee to me.
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
America's National Flower: The Concrete 'Cloverleaf'!
Courier!! when you just have to get it there overnight!!!
Golf: the game where ya gotta get it up to get it in...
People would be alive if there were a death penality
Def: Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Why does the Bermuda Triangle exist? Elvis needs boats.
Hellllooooooooo, NURSE!
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extramarital affair.
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
24 empty missile tubes - now it's Miller time!
Coming Soon: America's Funniest Home GRASP Videos
"Star Trek 95: The Wrath Of Gates"
A SHEZ a day keeps the ZIP's at bay....Jim Derr
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I'd love to, but I'm working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
It#%$was*&^a*&^dark$#@and&^%stormy)(+night...NO CARRIER
To read, perchance to DeChancie.
Ivo Andric - Montenegro's first Nobel Laureate
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever
DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
"Huh huh huh - Settle down, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"On the count of two, take out your penises!" - Buzzcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"You tweachewous miscweant!" - Elmer Fudd
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
Mr. Rogers of Borg - "Can you say `assimilate', boys and girls?"
Legends can be now and forever leading us to love for God
Get the FIDO collectors cards! (with special hologram tagline subset)
Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
Vivat Trimaris!
When do we get the chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event???
LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Well it sounded good in my head, just not out my mouth
Deja Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
Bachelor's All Purpose Cookbook: Microwave on High until Hot!
Bad day: Your tagline runs away and hides.
"Captain, this tribble is dead." Spock
Supernovae are a blast!
"They may not kill us, but my driving might." - Mike Donovan, "V"
Sorry, but I just had to make one of my lamo blonde-type comments there.
Many kiss the hand they wish they could bite off.
That's my Sasha; so beautiful and so disdainful.
@N@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
"I am Tick of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things."
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
War is Hell, Peace and love are beautiful.
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget.
I love it when you dBase me!
Hackers DO IT without a net.
"The big ship. I want to see that one explode." - Tol Sivron
Windows 95: An overpriced way to eat up HD space and RAM
"We love you too! Say 'Hi' to Mom for us!" - Dot
Brought to you by the letters P & R
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Hemophiliac Biker - Bleeder of the Pack.
Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
Hydrogen Bombs - The ultimate party gag!
I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged."
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
Cats: Pit bull junk food.
NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for Sysop? (Y/n)
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! 2b:~ NO CARRIER
Def: Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Clinton is quickly acclimating to Washington. Her husband is trying.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lat.
Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
"Engineering without management is art." - Jeff Johnson
DOG: A pillow that must occasionally be taken for a walk.
Assumption #1: Bill Clinton is smarter than broccoli.
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1, have...No.1? Will?
"Down with the lambs, up with the lark..." - The Crow
"Ooh! Our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
Rush Limborg: Liberals are irrelevant.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Hep me! Hep Me! Dem Grammar cops are after me, again!
Liquid Paper is the best, it smells better than all the retht...
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
Uhura of Borg - "Assimilation frequencies have been established..."
MADD - Mummies Against Damp Dungeons
URA Redneck if you go to stock car races and don't need a program
"Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Nobody knows the Taglines I've seen, messages unto the world!
"Our logic is to be illogical." Kirk
Bill Clinton: the Eddie Haskel of politics.
Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
Die Hard: Forever
Oxymoron: Terribly Nice.
"You're disgusting, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please.
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Gennifer who?" ... W.J. Clinton
You're no Starfleet Admiral, Q. -Picard
Earthworms? Yea! tastes like chicken.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
eformatting drive C: Please wait...
As funny as a nuclear meltdown.
OXYMORON : Player coach
Best intentions need best attention!
Reality - like truth - seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
<A>bort, <R>etry, <S>mack the friggin' thing...
Q wants to do something NICE for me. I'll alert the crew. -- Riker
Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera !
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ──Yiddish Proverb
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
No quarter asked--no change given.
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
Have you read "Curious George and Mr. Colon"?
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look."<Odo> "Yes, I *am*!"<Rom>
"OK, Mermaid lady!" - Mindy
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BOWEL: A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U.
Cut life support to all quarters with children. -Picard
Vampires do it all night long!
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
A
N
S
I
Color
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Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound...
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...
Life is so uncertain... eat dessert first!
We are eight score young blondes and brunettes - Zoot
The prophecy is upon is. -- Amara Windcrusher
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Energize-Hey what's that rabbit with the drum doing here?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Me Tarzan! You .... Crazy!
There's a different glue for everything you do! -B. Villa
!noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft beer.
Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, my car did!
Make like lightening and bolt.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice)
Actors do it on camera.
URA Redneck if you call your father, "Uncle Dad".
I'm shooting forward at the speed of 60 minutes per hour.
Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators.
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
It's like my mind keeps wondering...I...can't...-Riker
Whew! Only 1 min left of this 40 min. downlo#$%NO CARRIER
DOS Viruscan initated -- Windows found: Delete? (Y/y)
I don't call 911.
Jesus loves you... Read the New Testament, you'll see!
Great, now my wife want's to have me altered.
"Oh. Well. That's different!" - Pinky
"Head of Security" ─ by Barb Dwyer
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. -Ford Prefect
Celtic Magic? Didn't he play basketball?
If it doesn't work, expand it.
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, attend COBBA meetings
Damn the DRAMs! Keep it SIMMple!
Endless love:Stevie wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
"Kidnapped" ─ by Caesar Quick
Honk if you listen to Rush Limbaugh.
"I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch." - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
[ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
"Who put the thumbtack in my bucket!?!" -- Odo
"Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie!
President Clinton, The Waffle House, Washington, D.C.
This PC is air conditioned: Don't open WINDOWS!!!
Old age and treachery will always outdo youth and skill.
<TAGLINE OMITTED DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING>
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit...
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!
Support your local Sysop
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Harpo of Borg - "Honk! Honk!"
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!!" - Wakko
*Bram Stoker's* Dracula? Give me a break!
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a Tagline.
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge!
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
I will defend to the death your right to my opinion
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
Let it never end... -- Aether-Tongue, Stargazer
"Tropical Paradise" ─ by Kumon Iwannaghuqya
"I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!" -- Q
URA Redneck if you find three cars while mowing the lawn.
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
We are NOT surrounded - we are in a target-rich environment.
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains.
Time travel seminar next week. Did you attend?
Let us eschew necro-equine flagellation.
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
Data! What was that? -- Picard
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
ROBONAP -- Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
COBBA 1995 - the nightmare continues
Broken guitar ........no strings attached!!!
Born to.....Oh, I forget!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
"French Cousine" ─ by Sue Flay
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy. -- Jabba the Hutt
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.........Why?
Bother, said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
Only the insane know why.
Sure I multitask, I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard!
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33....
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.■ SLTS² v3.00 ■
Every politician has a price. Clinton's is from Wal-Mart.
We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Liar (noun): See also Clinton, William.
ERROR 4387:HA HA HA. Your data has been lunched!
Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
IMPEACH CLINTON!....and her husband, too!
When in doubt, be ruthless.
America is a tune. It must be sung together.
The best way to drive your wife crazy is to smile in your sleep.
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
This is one of the many times I find myself *not* envying you your job!
Victory or defeat!
Unless you're the lead mule, the scenery is always the sa
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
One Beer At A Time.
If it makes you smile, DO it again!
Bilbo_Baggens of Borg - "Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward."
Forget Snapple, but keep up on what Rush is preaching to
Do you suppose incest is the reason we have fundamentalists?
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg!
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
Who a person is when they are alone is who they are.
Pass by the open WINDOWS
"Caulking Made Easy" ─ by Phil McKrevis
Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irrelevant
Glad to see you're exercising you ascii!
One lie always leads to another.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
GI: Give your dog a bath. BI: Have your dog dry-cleaned.
Oxymoron: plastic straw
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
"We read to know we are not alone" <CS Lewis>
I do not much dislike the matter, but the manner of his s
OXYMORON : Necessary evil
Fled is that music. Do I wake or sleep?
Canada: 51 weeks winter, one week hockeyless summer.
Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.
Work is the curse of the partying class!
Bother! said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq!
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
Why isn't palindrome spelled palindromeemordnilap?
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women
"There's Sumthin Awfly Scruey Go'in on Awond Here" E Fud
The lights are on, but you're not home.
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs
Ich bin ein Berlinium! - J.F.Kennedium
Middle Age:Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Things are often what they seem.
Peace is an extension of war by political means. L. Long
InGoodShape := Copy(Beer,1,12);
C> Command not understood...Now erasing Hard Drive...
"Ma'am, I can make it any size you want." -- Odo
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
Real SysOps don't rape local BBS's for files.
Howard Stern fully endorses IBM's OS/2 GUI environment!
All men are brothers -- Kirk, stardate 4040.9
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
"No road is ever old." -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10."
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... - s.w.
You know You're hooked when: You sign Your handle to Your checks
Batteries Not Included!
DS Southern Pines, NC
"I'm going to miss you. You had such potential." - Q
Only fools rush in...but they get the best seats !!!
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt.
If Hillary dies, do we get Bill as president?
Blue Wave: 50,000 Smurfs amusing themselves in a stadium.
He who controls the spice controls the universe!
Forgotten: I had a parity error in my brain...
He is so cheap, he quit golf when he lost his ball.
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make the best toilet paper
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
exiting pontification mode.....
Bad day: When Mom approves of the one you're dating.
No thanks... I don't do Windows. <g>
Windows: A virtual reality survival training simulator.
(A)bort, (R)aise, (G)ive up for adoption?
th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!
Computers operators do it from memory.
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Special Olympics!
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue.<King>
I'm no joke I ain't goin' for the okie doke.
Error loading CLINTON.LIE. Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA.
Def: Windows 3.1: Just another pane in the glass.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this...
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of drugs>
Thistaglinecreatedusingpkzip2.04CFILEALLOCATIONTABLEERROR
"Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange.
Forget the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic.
"There are so many.... I'm saving a hard time choosing." -- Mulder
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
God made wiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Def: Home: A place teenagers stay while the car is repaired.
How do blondes get minks? The same way Minks get Minks!
I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed.
"I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!!" - Dot
Why is it good to be rational?
When all else fails, contact your Sysop ... (Avoid 3 A.M. Voice Calls!)
And now the fun begins.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
KISS: Keep it simple, stupid.
What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER
What do you call an intelligent blonde? An impossibility.
I'm a Moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic.
Follow me @FN@, the tagline vault is this way.
Only women stir my imagination.<Woolf>
■ Who wants
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Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
I will be irritated -- Worf
BRICK (noun): National Bird of Palestine
If she throws up ONCE MORE I'm gonna name that cat Chuck!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
Stuff=junk we keep Junk=Stuff we throw away.
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what?
Have YOU yelled at Michael Graham lately?
I just got a new tagline and I can't do a thing with it!
"Virgins R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel!
Is God positive, rational, real, transcendental?
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
"Experts tell you what can't be done and why." -- Heinlein
What's more dangerous than a firelight, A COP ON A KEYBOARD!
STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words.
Could we just go please? -- Tom Servo
Captain, stop staring at my chest! Troi
"Say 'no new taxes' without laughing."
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
I'm easy to please, as long as I get my way.
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.
I'm not certain. Can't you tell? -- Worf
"I meant to say, what's this fish doing in my bed?"
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Pizza: It's not just a food group, it's a way of life.
"I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!"
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work.
Whips required... Chains optional...
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
"Get a haircut, hippy!" - Butt-Head
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Chaste: why virgins run.
Rick for President!
Louisiana: The reason why inbreeding is illegal.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
This message can be seen only on Pay-Per-View!
My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
No, no thanks, I'm on this liquid diet. - Nick Knight
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
Time to take her home, her dizzy head is conscience laden
"In fact, you're kinda weird." - Wakko
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
"Salad Dressings" ─ by Myra Culwhip
"My foreign policy is...what time is it?" - B. Clinton
Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it, I'm blonde.
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
Hillary Clinton...Why God gave us middle fingers.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
"Looks like Aaron Spelling's house." - Yakko
Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
Bush-"Read my lips" .. Reagan-"Read Nancy's"
A path without obstacles probably leads nowhere.
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses?
Mr. Worf, set statements on disintegrate. Aye, Sir!
SmarterthanIlookius Kindamaybepartlius
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name.
Where you've been means much less than where you're going
A disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds.<Gibran>
When in doubt, make it configurable.
If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
Humans: Useful domestic animals,popular with cats.
Small, furry creatures playing Bach: Gopher Baroque.
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
............ To h*ll with racism!
Oxymoron: smart bomb
URA redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)
If Vegetarians eat vegetables....beware of humanitarians!
Windows Error: You just lost all 30 megs of your unsaved English work!
"Play for the emblem on the front, not the name on the back."-F. Shero
I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
"I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
Kirstie Alley has Fahrvergnügen!
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars do not.
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
"There's that fate thing again." - Rita
"Wait a minute. We've already considered this!"--HoloDoc
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader! ...Zzzzzap!
Change the original, then the original is not original an
Oxymoron: cold fire
just read, please send me one dollar.
Oxymoron: slightly out of view
"Fraternal love! How sickeningly human!" - Hodge
Unauthorized System Access. Sysop Terminated.
Let your opinion be heard!!
"Impressive... most impressive." - Vader
Liberace of Borg - "I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here."
It's smart to pick your friends -- but not your nose.
<<lots of taglines deleted for brevity>>
TV Truth: All Asians know karate.
Make like a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israel).
I've _done_ that!!!
Farfignewton: German for "the joy of cookies"
Oh, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
"If you find a pork chop in your soup, it belongs to table nine."
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube.
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!"
[(@)] <- Use unleaded taglines only.
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1st! Gotcha
Enter your personal identification number.
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
I couldn't care less about apathy.
Network management is like herding cats...
A person who looks up to God rarely looks down on people.
What's so funny? - Todd The joke Rondi didn't tell. - Jason
Are you running under Windows, or just using an XT?
Hal 9000: Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows!
A Sentient NCC-1701-D: Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Cheese is senior citizen milk.
Oxymoron: legal brief
Cats are smarter dogs. You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
The best time for planning a book ...doing the dishes.<Christie>
A mother is not a dust rag.
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
"I'm not a guitar. Stop picking on me"
Cheap! Cheap! Really cheap! -- Crow T. Robot
Oxymoron: Humane Society
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
I went to a phreak show and they let me in for nothing.
"No, it's a beautiful lady, and we love her!" Kirk on Enterprise
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
Hurt not Man unless he threatens us.
"You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." - Yakko
"Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone!
Why do they have a High Speed light on a 2400 bps modem?
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
Why are there no lavender M&M's?
Bother! said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail..
Success can only be measured in terms of distance traveled.<Gallany>
World: A jigsaw puzzle with a peace missing.
If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg
"Not a Guitar!" ─ by Amanda Lin
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under investigation.
Die Hard: With Wolves.
<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
Women go on diets. Men just eat less ... and grow fat.
Hi ho it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
"When did you realize?" -- Kira
I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
"This'll be a great show if we survive the rehearsals."
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
Joy fixes us to eternity and pain fixes us to time.<Weil>
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law.
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
You're a Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Oxymoron: Dull point.
The person who takes this is a TRUE LEEECH!!!
Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
Canon Law: An ancient arms limitation treaty.
Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam.
Complaints? Write legibly on this form
This message routed through @BBSID@!
Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA.
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
Def: Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines <g>.
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Anyone who doesn't smile at a kitten isn't worth knowing.
Def: Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
Scottish country dancers are reel people
Gosh, should "anal retentive" be spelled with a hyphen?
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
Don't look up here keep a firm grip on your Private Parts
If you can't join it, cut it!
Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...
"Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
ANNE BOLEYN: "`tis better to give head then to lose head"
I said a BUD LIGHT. - J. d'Arc
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged.
"Wouldn't You Know It" ─ by Murphy Slaw
Calling a PCBored makes for a Maalox Moment!
Real SysOps rarely have any money to improve their systems.
OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for mailers
Explain anti-clockwise to someone with a digital watch!
"Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel!" - Brain
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
"If you're like me, and I know *I* am..." -- Joel Robinson
"Bother," said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax."
Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire.
Oxymoron: Lead balloons
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
Famous Last Words #06: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Is the Pope Catholic? Is Clinton Lying?
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
Chopin/Sand '96: Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore.
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
Moodiness comes and goes with memories.
A warm beer is better than no beer at all.
Guitar players have their pick.
C weirdo in training. Avoid references to Pascal.
URA Redneck if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
Borg saying: We came. We saw. We slept. (Boom)!
If it ain't one thing, it's two or three...
SLiMe EZ-Reader !! SLiMer's the champ!
Try this tagline, free. No salesman will call.
Dyslexia rules KO.
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Is that funny? Is that a joke? --Data
Break out the bullwhip. Justice will be administered.
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?
Mommy! The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again!
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yo-del-a-hee-*NARF*!!!" - Pinky
Honesty is the best policy, despite your lawyer.
Would small blue hackers call CompuSmurf ???
@FN@ @LN@ is to Fidonet, what The Canadiens are to hockey.
"What we have here are articulate,quasi-animate,transitory plasmoids."
Windows: A View to be Killed.
"I will go to Korea"
"Hors de combat": the girls are fighting again.
Why don't the blind skydive? The dogs hate it.
Neutrality favors the oppressor - Bishop Desmond Tutu
Talk is cheap... until you hire a lawyer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fire fed on his arm
Fire Giants do it in the heat.
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Fooled you!
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious.
The only thing digestible about a donut is the hole.
Genetic Engineers make better lovers.
"You know, you should meet my pet..." - Dot Warner
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
Your hard drive was full so I formatted it to make more space.
Tuba or not tuba?
2.1 TD X Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
...and all the children are above average
Aime ton ennemi -- ça l'énerve au plus haut point
So I'm an elitist. So what?
DM's love a hero; DM's also love a good joke. Think about it.
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
Window Error:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
You're glowin' like a horse, Margaret! - Dennis
E = mc² ± 2 dB
I hate these
BLINKING
taglines!!
"I love cheap romance horror thriller novels." - Dot Warner
Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
It's not nice to put the Moderator on the twit list.
"Darkness is both friend and enemy." -- Drow Proverb
Is there a Lawyer in the House? -=}BLAM!{=- Any more!?
I am Hillary of Borg. Bill is irrelevant.
"HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country!" - Chelsea Clinton
What have you done to her?! Why, do you think I should?
It's time for me to add new taglines.....
Excuse me... you're on fire. -- Joel Robinson
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer
DM Advice: Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode.
Insert disk with HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Elvis, call home.
Oh, Boy! It's coming!
"We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked."
"Those Funny Dogs" ─ by Joe Kur
"No, Brain, wake me at the noon of time." -- Pinky
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition -MicroSoft
If you want information from the net, don't ask questions--post errors.
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Oxymoron: Only Choice.
CPU not found (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)anic?
He carries it well because he's usually right. - Riker
Never mind the star, just get those camels off the lawn!
Cowards put it in their pants...
"Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically.
Windows 3.1: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Worf Burger: You'll get it our way and LIKE it!
Another meaningless tagline attached to a pointless message.
A penny for your thoughts...$2000 to act it out!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone...
We've secretly replaced @TOFIRST@'s life with an ep of Sailor Moon...
2-4-6-8 / Tiptoe, sneak, and infiltrate / Cha cha cha.
Chappaquitick: Where Ted takes women he's finished with.
Chernobyl used Windows
I live in a house, but belong in a Home!
Confussion will be my epitaph
What is your name? - Worf Deanna. - Riker
FORE!.........................................<BONK!<
Just what the hell is Fahrvergnugën and is it contagious?
forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard
WARNING: Militant Nuclear Reformed Smoker approaches..
If there isn't a fight, a lawyer will start one
All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Why bother? said Pooh.
Why, that's almost nine thousand POUNDS!
Why experiment on rats with so many Democrats out there?
"Death to the despicable anti-intellectuals!" - MENSA
Above all things, reverence yourself
"it was . . . their finest hour."
Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator!
Real sysops hate it when you call yourself a 'future sysop.'
I used Windows once, but I didn't inhale
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. * Picard
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing?
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO.
Well, you failed miserably with this one. Begone!
42?7.5 million years & all y--oh,you were running Win31..
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Spam.... It's not just for breakfast any more.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals. Never used. Will sell cheap.
9 out of 10 doctors agree! Clinton has delusions of grandeur.
I'd love to go out with you, but the Prime Directive forbids it.
Rudi Gernreich is my hero!
You Fredding bum!
All hockey players are equal, excpet some SCORE more often than others.
Come quietly or I'll use earplugs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
Anyone got a recipe for Barney steaks?
`What do you think of the dope problem?'`Too many dopes.'
Beta testers do it first!
ADA is the COBOL of the 80's.
Outlaw cussing - Then wonder why my vocabulary is small.
Look, Sisko. I'm a security officer, a good one. - Odo
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's Favorite Sailor Songs."
A moderator of Taglines.
Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
A message without ANSIART is like a day without sunshine.
HELP, I've fallen and I can't reach my modem...
GAWD! Whutta tagline LEEEEEEEECH! ■ SLTS v1.00 ■
It's Thursday. Do you know where your towel is?
Stuff: junk you keep; Junk: stuff you throw away.
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
If I only had a 486 . . .
Bureaucracy- the last refuge of idiots!
Even flow. Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ...
"A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom." --Little Richard
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
No, Tagline... Just My Bar Code
Why be politically correct when it's so easy to be right?
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
Oh, really, now, it wasn't THAT funny.
"Goodbye, you worthless little morons!" - Blowski
Bidet? Try washing your whole body.
InterLink Shareware conference moderator.
DSZ.DOC: Great tech-weeny ramblings, good rolling paper
...and all the Borg left was this pile of forms...
It's Hard To Point When Wearing a Straight Jacket!
It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
Particle man fights Tagline man...
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
Oxymoron: practical homeowner
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies. -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
"One need not suffer so..." - The Crow
The seabird hater left no tern unstoned.
This tagline is old, dull, and not worth stealing.
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
As funny as a dead fish.
Clinton - The Carter of the 90's
That formality sounds kinda funny coming from a Yakko :-)
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly.
Welcome, Beautiful One, a thousand times welcome!
DM Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Let my bower be of yew, interwreathed with myrtles new
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
"As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell."
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO CALL IDIOTS ANONYMOUS: 555-DUMB.
How am I Dooming? Dial 1-900-BFG-9000...
I want that four percent, Lieutenant - Picard
Football players do it in the end zone.
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
Catholic girls, in the little white dress
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder."-Kirk
"This has been another... <CRASH>... Useless Fact." - Yakko
This is both message and tagline!
"I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win" - C3P0
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great...
The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.<Jory>
Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo.
Ways to skin a cat #27: Use an electric belt sander.
Has anybody seen this tagline?
"On the count of three, start leaking!" - Buzzcut
A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent.
I got these nude pictures of @TOFIRST@...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. -- Yoda
URA Redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
Not enough time left to ^&e{rNO CARRIER
Put a gallon in me, Allen.
DM Advice: If they split up, giggle insanely.
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
Medical Def.#5: COLIC: A sheepdog.
"Gentlemen, it's high time we taxed taglines." - Clinton
Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America!
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
INDECENT PROPOSAL: Clinton's budget.
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w.
FIDO lie #XII Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks.
What mortals these fools be!
Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!
He calls that a little adventure? - Riker
Only God and a fool are always right.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Annoy Yourself: Ask a politician what time it is!
Call waiting: Windows for your telephone.
"Testes, Testes. 1... 2... 3?" - Butt-Head
Programs get overlaid, why can't I?
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. -Jefferson
#define scanf printf
What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
"Where is your smile?" Kor "My what?" Kirk
Save the whales. Refrigerate 'em.
OK then, why DO rocket scientists count backwards???
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
No matter where we hunt, we all howl at the same moon.
As funny as a tombstone.
Oxymoron: Unix Security.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's Big Purple One."
Help! I need some new, funny taglines!
Angular momentum makes the world go round.
Deja Grue: Lost the darn lantern again.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)eam me up Scotty!
Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse
Being married for 13 years to Jym; I haven't MISSed anything <g> M I Fox
The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!
Bill Clinton's America - a modern-day Rodham and Gomorrah
Other opinions will be welcomed and ignored.
The worst hatred is that of relatives.
Only fools fall from space!
Keeping freedom safe from democracy.
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." - Han Solo
It only took my wife 2 1/2 cars to learn how to drive.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muert
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Leakproof seals aren't
Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage! - D. Troi
"This man's dying!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
Blue Wave crashes every time!
We are Conrail of Borg. PC, EL, LV, RDG, PRSL & CNJ were assimilated.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
¡Camarero! ¡Más jalapeños! ¡Más cervezas!
A KGB keyboard has no ESC key.
Stannum by my man!
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
fhi i YoUG modEM Tn dGUgs
Run for the toilet! Taco Bell's done it again!
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
Make like a toilet and get the crap outta here.
I HATE it when that happens!
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
If you run out of deodorant put a bay leaf under each arm
Houdeenie: Hot dog that falls through the grill and into the fire.
This is my pet tagline, @TOFIRST@.
Easter has been cancelled. They found the body.
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
Continually trying to tick off the Moderators? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Cornholio
Four hours to bury a cat? Yes-it wouldn't keep still.
Goldilocks was a speed freak looking for a place to crash
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
We came to get drunk, stuffed and leave !
"I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation." - C-3PO of Borg
UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!
I saw a Smart Blonde last night...disguised as a brunette.
"I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot." -- Mulder
Hey baby. *wink* Wanna come back to my place and trade taglines?
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. - Sun Tzu
They who drink beer will think beer.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
Humanity is a parisite
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
We take drugs very seriously at my house.
There are *FOUR* lights! Picard
In the next world, you're on your own.
Hey! I don't pick 'em! Sometimes OLX has a fowl mouth!
My other computer runs Workbench 2.1!
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Taglines are for morons.
Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!!!
Chastity is its own punishment.
I've had just about all I can take of myself!
Def: Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction.
Clinton daffynition: change - status quo.
URA Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
We've gotta stop meeting like this, my modem's suspicious
BorgCola: Not the real thing, baby. Uh uh.
Most political jokes get elected
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
"Hand! Hand! It rhymes!" - Wakko Warner
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Why you green blooded, inhuman...........McCoy/ST II
Is the sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
Bad day: The moderator has you on his twit list.
All seriousness aside...
The Shadow Lords are truly trustworthy only when they are asleep.
"Lather." Wakko "Rinse." Dot "Repeat." Yakko
Jump through hoops? I don't think so. Crawl through Windows? *HELL NO*!!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well...
One moment please; we are adjusting the Reality parameters.
Where are those flashbacks they promised me?
Always 1 weirdo on the bus, and I couldn't find him!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Lizst! Had to go Bach to get it.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
"Iris out already, please!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Been to the Mausoleum lately? It's really DEAD in there.
Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!
Sεé HW WE└└ THìS 24ΘΘ bd MδDεM í ÜPG⌐åδEδ TΘ 960Θ WóτK
THe eVil bUnnY liT all tHe othEr aNimaLs oN fiRe.
Member I.B.T.C.: Itty-Bitty Tagline Commitee!
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
Bother! said Pooh and carved @F's name in the black candle.
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
If he had another brain, it'd be lonely.
I don't trust men who smile too much.
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tagline. --McCoy
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
"Can Funboy come out and play?" - The Crow
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
OUCH! The coffee's too hot! Tom yelled heatedly.
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
A: I don't know and I don't care.
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
"crow@biteme.com" -- Crow T. Robot's Internet Address
And now, young Skywalker, you will die. -- Emperor Palpatine
Bargain tagline (no message).
Got any taglines I could steal?
Thus spake the Oracle..."Huh?"
Strike while the iron is still hot.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
"I SHALL return!" "Yeah, so will a bum check!"
What do people do with computers and no modem?
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Magic users are WIMPS!
'Normal' people are ones you don't know very well!
Oxymoron: Partly Engaged.
"Hair by Lyle Lovett." - Rita
Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!!
I am DOS of Borg! Prepare... oops, out of memory!
CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Oxymoron: home offices
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"I'm a doctor, not a bartender."--HoloDoc
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
Atheist: A person with no invisible means of support.
Blue Wave v2.20... Kickin' QWK's butt!
"I just love Eric Clapner!" - Cretin General Joycelyn Elders
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
2400 BPS is all I have!!!
Listen to this, if you can.
This tagline contains 100% ùn╞nöwñ ⌠¡bêτs.■
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer.
Beware: I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
Ford: For Old Retired Dudes
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on
"If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture." - Fundie Motto
Maybe tonight. Maybe tonight you'll be gone.
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
Who'd win? Enterprise Security -vs- NHL Goons?
"The Godpigeon says take *all* the eggs." - Bobby
You're a Redneck if: you come from the dump with more than you took
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane.
If Einstein were black, would relativity be E=MC Hammer?
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
Be a good Samaritan, destroy a Politician !
·<>< ><>.·° It's fish!
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments.
Uninitialized pointers can get you in a heap of trouble!
If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.
FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud.
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
URA Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade.
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
"Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly.
Shhhh! Hardware is supposed to be a secret!
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
'There is more at stake here than our lives.'-Col Travis-Alamo Pep Talk
Sqeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.
Don't blame Clinton... he voted for Bush.
If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles.
"That Death Star's causing some harm, big time!" - Lando
Taglines On Strike. We demand more space! We demand more
You're a Redneck if: You decorate your living room with hub caps.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
"What a surprise! Runt in trouble!" - Rita
Let's go to @FN@'s house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
FLYMOdem - the only protocol that mulches your data!
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my body ...
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
Scotty Says - If the shoe fits...EAT IT!
Real bankers end up getting buried in a vault!
Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile.
"Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." - Esperanto Christmas
Limbless Irish girl who lives in the back: Patty O'Furniture
One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below.
059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
Christmas Chopin time...make a Liszt.
About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference
Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
Be careful. I _do_ tend to take things literally. - LaCroix
They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius. -- Calvin
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
There's no wind in the windmills of his mind.
Fertile - having a green thumb.
Moderator.Com found..restore topic.on [y/n]?
If it's not broke, fix it! Creates jobs....
I'm sorry, this tagline is not an apology!
"It's over, Rom! Over! You're a hero!" -- Odo
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
I think............cauth I can't thwim.
The Clinton MisAdministration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
If banks can count why do they have 8 windows & 4 tellers
You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. <Mr. Burns>
I am not a crook. Nixon
I'd love to, but you know how we psychos are.
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
It was so cold, I almost got married.
fputs("Smash any key to continue ", stdout);
Ignorance is temporary, stupid lasts forever.
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
And then you turn the corner, as the DM chuckles...
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma when he grew up!
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
"Don't mess with me, I am in a bad mood!" - Rita
Yo momma so black that they marked her absent in night school.
The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
Well, why not?
Democrats: If you can't make the grade, we'll lower it!
■ So long and thanks for all the flesh ■
@TOFIRST@ Warner: The lost Warner Brother.
What
ANSI
Tagline
?
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
I'm still searching for myself.
HIV: Reveal or Refrain else it is homocide.
Press: F1-Help F2-Extended Help F3-Give It Up
Files that cannot be destroyed will be.
You touch-a my Tagline, I smash-a ya' face!
CFL: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N Football League
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
This message brought to you by the Wizzo Chocolate Company.
How does a blonde part her hair? By doing the splits.
Anachronists do it knightly.
I support user intimate software.
Alcoholic: anti-sobriety activist
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
Friends don't let friends use Procomm!
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms.
Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Moderator!
It is easier to love humanity than to love your neighbor.
Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused.
@TO@ is a Mugworm Griblick.
No good deed goes unpunished - Mark Twain.
"I'm giving him 15 more minutes to remember it's my birthday."
"@TOFIRST@ fades into last!"
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it w...NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh, as he completed his 25th kamikaze mission.
I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.
"Romp-romp-romp-romp-romp! Hey!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"My arm!" said Captain Hook offhandedly.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
Bother! said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
Bringing my evil here since 1988.
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." - Brain
I stole this tagline! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Normally you eat something illegal to be that crazy.
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
Window Error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
Unlimited keyword search...the Geneologist's delight!
98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
Bother! said Pooh... I've fallen and I can't get up!
Don't hit me Moderator... I'll go back On Topic... I swear!
"Other things just make you swear and curse..." - Monty Python
I'll have the Turtle Soup, and make it snappy.
CLINTON: Punish Achievement! Reward Failure!
Morale will decrease until beatings continue!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?
I have a mind like a steel....wazzat called?
Hey dad, is Bill Clinton a Raider? After all, he lies and cheats too!
"I am a doctor, not a voyeur!" - Doc Zimmerman
A fool and his money are sysop material.
To live-is to risk dying.
I SED stop squAWKing! Get a GREP on yourself!
The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "left."
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize
"Insufficient facts always invite danger." - Spock
Money is the root of all money.
'Life is a series of rude awakenings' - R. V. Winkle
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
Oxymoron: vulcan sentimentality
Nien Nunb, I don't care about the damn elephants on your foot!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases...
Free speech is worth what you pay for it.
I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! - Daffy
Why don't psychic hotlines call you?
I will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. <Hellman>
S.W. LA. where the chemicals meet the water.
Why the heck are you wasting yer time reading a tagline?
How long will a floating point operation float?
And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore!
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC?
Some are afraid of heights, but I'm afraid of widths.
URA Redneck if you wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that isn't.
Messages in taglines? Whatever is the world coming to?
It's colder outside then Jimmy Swaggart's wife
"Prepare for ludicrous speed!" -Dark Helmet
"Pardon me while I just squeeze in here." - Odo
Robocomm is working. Qmodem has been laid off.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
More power to you! <Unless you're taking some of mine.>
"Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug." -- Barry Shein
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
AD&D Lesson #216 - Never insult an archmage.
Are there Frosted Strawberry PopTarts in Heaven?
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Route 666 -- The way of the Beast.
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!
I AM standing.
Get a free shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Nyarlothopops!
"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable.
Knees buckle? Belt won't? Then you know you're old.
Let's go offline for a QWKie.
The synapses are about that far apart.
My other car is an Edsel.
Copy this tagline, send it to 5 people, and in 2 weeks...
Why is General Failure reading **MY** disk?
I haven't killed anyone in... what time is it, anyway?
Warp 5, Engage. No, NO! More clutch, Data, more CLUTCH!
What, me? .BATs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
"Stop leading the witness!" - Judge "Okay, *you* lead!" - Yakko
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Corvette?
Didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted"?
Oxymoron: vegetarian chili
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
All reality is aspect dependent.
Creating Taglines is an artform... stealing them is an obsession!
Kathryn Page ■ Kathryn Page
Captian, I am sensing menacing background music - Troi
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
I'm no good at golf; I'll hit another bad shot, Tom forewarned.
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
YKYHW: You spend all night making up Taglines.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Life can be one big toilet, so for all our sakes, don't make waves.
Catatonic (n) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
There's Klingons on the starboard side...
Investment Strategy for the 90's - Negotiable Blondes
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. - s.w.
URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
Run for your lives! Moderator sighted.
Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Have you taunted a Conservative today?
Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too!
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
Astronauts ... to the moon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You must have overslept - Worf to Data
Lwaxanna Troi - the Auntie Mame of the galaxy
Virtue has never heen as respectable as money.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
@FN@ said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
I take orders from just one person! Me! - Han Solo
Let Technology work FOR you.
Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others
In a bad mood? Drive at 25 mph on the freeway!
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
Mulder: I arranged to have the body exhumed.
NR] ■ If love is blind, how does love at first sight work
"So you compromise; you listen to Klingon opera." -- Odo
This is a real Byte in the ASCII.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] My Keyboard.
"The Unknown Soldier...better him than me!" - Bill Clinton
Conservative idea #6: AIDS isn't a problem for society-at-large.
Armies are paid to kill people and break things.
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton...
## Look --- A tag line with no meaning ##
For a good time, type rm -rf ~
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
Lincoln Roberts says my bedsheets are gonna eat my shoes.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
It was great when it all began, I was a regular Tagline Fan.
Lie: Tuna Artichoke Surprise. Sounds yummy.
The more you use it, the less you need it.
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
"I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
Poetry answers a need ...from an unknown part of ourselves.<Griffith>
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Pro-Choice? So why doesn't the baby get one?
Tag-X Pro: Bringing database management to Taglines.
THE RAPTURE!....THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!!
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE!
How do you know if your pen runs out of invisible ink?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Spider Sports: BUUUUNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!
Health food makes me sick.
"Guide To Mixology" ─ by Bart Ender
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: █████░░░░░█████ "ouch"
"Any final words, Mister Ghost Man?" - T-Bird
Anybody got any tag lines for sale??
Bark! Woof! Froinlaven!
"Do you have anything for beginners?" - Dot Warner
Why am I being told to marry a girl called Christmas?
I'm sorry, I can't C and I don't do Windows.
"It is your destiny." - Darth Vader
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
Win95: 95 = The first working/beta copy title of Win97-98: 97-98.......
Greedy money grubbing Cleric. A pox on you.
Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do.
"You lazy good-for-nothing..." "Shut up!" "...thing, thing, thing."
Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
"Nobody will ever notice that." -- Ed Wood
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
"Hello, Shelly. It's over, baby. I'm coming home." - The Crow
Windows: The Gates of hell.
"Just tell me there's some chocolate here." -- Troi.
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault.
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Why aren't there any 1-800 BBS'S?
664 and 668: neighbors of the beast
IBM making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER
When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
Kick him Jim, he may be alive...
Hotdogs always taste better at the ballpark.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window.
Just remember.. Captain Riker has never lost! - Riker
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
Borg assimilated my world & all I got is this lousy T-Shirt!
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
"Bother," worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes?
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. L. Long
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
Mardi Gras...biggest free party in the world.
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
This is your sysop. ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
If time flies... who's the pilot?
Isn't your pants zipper supposed to be in front? Hobbes
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! I'm gettin' hungry
Oxymoron #115: Speeding Yugo.
Everybody's gotta be a critic ...
On the trailing edge on technology
Write error: /dev/null 100% full.
DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
Ever find yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
When I have trouble writing fiction, I make it up
Def: Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough
How many people actually read these anyway?
He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
Please note the absence of anything remotely like a <G>.
There's no such thing as too much garlic!
ENERGIZER THREAD: It keeps going & going & going...
Bit Decay!? Yoù say ÿou håve Bï┬ Dεçay¿
Have You Backed Up Your Taglines?
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar.
Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
"In 10 seconds open fire. Destroy the star cruiser." Anan 7
Got arrested going 14400 in a 2400 zone.
Mimic the turtle. To get places, it sticks its neck out!
"I wanna decide who lives and who dies." <MST3K>
The circle is now complete. -- Darth Vader
Gears changed while you wait.
Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resista
"GREAT CEASARS GHOST!!"- Perry White, Daily Planet
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling! ROTFL
Got no love for politicians, of that crazy scene in DC
"Look out for that entrenching tool!" -G. Tirebiter
Life is but a dream, sh'boom, sh'boom.
"I have a stiffy." - Beavis
Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
Happiness is no laughing matter.
TV Truth: International companies set up their HQ in small towns.
Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
Hardware hackers DO IT with bus drivers.
Batman's fear: Waking up in Catwoman's leathers.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copies?
Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows.
...Ensign, Engage!
Love is blonde.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
Boop Boop Bee Boop - Marilyn Monroe
"We're free people. We belong to no one." Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
Why be an Abjurer? Illusionists throw better parties!
Pssst! Hey, buddy... wanna buy a used tagline?
"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk." - Codoso diBlini
Our viewers need proof!
Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!
The US has much to offer the 3rd world war. -Reagan
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke....
I am Sajak of Borg; RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
Def: Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
"Songs from `South Pacific'" ─ by Sam and Janet Evening
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Biology grows on you.
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
He likes me! He stole my tagline!
"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese." - Monty Python
Member: IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit!
I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant.
I'm always hard and to the point...but never drooped.
All sysops are not user friendly!
It ain't over till the FAT table sings...
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off! -- Calvin
Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter...more like Billy.
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
Polls show that 9 out of 6 schizophrenics agree.
A lottery is a tax rebate for intelligence.
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
With the Q, paranoia is your best friend.
You're a Redneck if: you have a gun rack on your bicycle!
Today's been one hell of a week!
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
"OS/2 is a sure thing, so it isn't gambling." - Q. Walls
I have no tagline initiative...
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
Only a fool follows orders without knowing why!
When you are a writer your senses never atrophy.<Whitney>
This is Richard Hsiung of TAG-X PRO. He's ßeta, Jim.
Have I found God? What, did you lose him AGAIN?
I'm an influential person -- gravitationally speaking.
"To Devil's Night, my new favorite holiday." - T-Bird
Slow-1200 Baud zone ahead
He isn't playing with a full deck.
And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
Klingons never bluff -- Worf
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
Sit. Be miserable.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Gilligan's Island was not a documentary.
Just another dull moment in D:\ROBOMAIL\ROBOMAIL.RTF
Tracers work both ways.
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
My doctor specializes in iatrogenic disorders
I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.Groucho
Format: (v.) to erase irrevocably and unintentionally.
Support your local medical examiner...die strangely.
If it exists, it's obsolete. ■
"In the depths of your ignorance, what do you want?" -- The Brain
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball.
No taglines were harmed during the writing of this msg.
All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline
Howmanylettersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintojustonetaglineanyway
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
Bother! said Pooh joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!
Love is all people need and music sets the sick ones free
CNN Headlines: President Clinton caught when stealing Taglines.
Don't judge a movie by its tagline.
Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
Perot/Bush/Quayle: The millionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat outta my rabbit.
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
Def: TSR=Trash System Randomly
I'd like three Coruscating Newbies, please.
"Oh please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you." - Catwoman
One brick shy of a load.
Oh Lord, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Vampires with AIDS; the unknown vector.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Clinton Defense #18: "You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!!!"
Hey Ginger, can you say COBBA? " Çôßßü " :-`
"Italian Food ─ Volume 2" ─ by Manny Kotty
Bother! said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke.
Member of the Legion of Decency....Retired.
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
What are you doing? This message is over. GO AWAY!
New MediaVision Black Sabbath planner: "Planit Caravan"
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
"Cuddly Toys" ─ by Ted E. Behr
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
A moderator's work is never dung.
OXYMORON : Business entertaining
Defend your Constitutional right to own & bear firearms!!
I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I
Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi
"Time To Eat!" ─ by Dean R. Bell
218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
If you torture the data long enough, it will confess.
"I think you're over reacting" - Troi
Cthulhu/Ghatanothoa in '96! Screw the environment!
To be blunt, you're not that important. -Q to Picard
Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay off misery
"It was a miracle I even got out of Longwood alive..."
Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
Oxymoron: unclear information
May I see your Moderator hunting permit, sir?
Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes!
Window Error:010 Reserved for future mistakes
.........Buy Israeli War Bagels...........
Look! They have Cheez-Whiz!
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal
In a wood full of princes, freedom is a kiss...
Clinton: what happens when minorities rule.
What? They show other stuff BESIDES Animaniacs on TV?? Wow!
Immoral Majority Charter Member.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped
"You're out manned, out gunned, and out equipped" - Riker
He has a phenomenal grasp of the obvious.
How young can you die of old age? - s.w.
If it walks out of the 'fridge, LET IT GO!
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Why's it so uncommon to find someone with common sense?
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!...
The Clintons: We're inept, we're incompetent, and we're in charge!
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
Bimboo: An oriental bimbo.
At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.
Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
Bang, You're Dead!
One good thing about my computer - it never asks "Why."
If enough data is collected, a court-martial can prove anything.
"Do Be Wah." --Peter Frampton
As funny as a brick through a plate glass window.
You are performing up to your normal sub-standard.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
Bushydo--The way of the shrub. BONSAI!
"How to Write a Will" ─ by Ben E. Factor
I tried the best but bought the rest!!!
"Bother," said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER
Why do bees hum? They forgot the words.
* Keyboard Error * Press ANY key to continue
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
It took an accountant to catch Al Capone!
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
An "expert" is someone from out-of-town with an opinion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Real programmers don't write tirades.
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
ValeyarDOS 0.5: <A>bort <R>ant <P>opplewick
Practice safe sin.
"How to Annoy" ─ by Aunt Agonize
"Hello, my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening..." - Yakko
Transporting really is the safest way to travel -- Geordi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
Fast-food restuaraunt: Economy gastronomy.
I exist so my shadow will have something to do.
Duke Gabrial's house motto: Breakfast before dishonour!
"Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here." - Han Solo
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Beauty times brains equals a constant.
"YES! Now we're getting somewhere!" - Butt-Head
Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef
Frogs are smart. They ea Refer#: NONE
"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!" - Han
I'm so humble its almost immodest.....
Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator.
Testify 3.0: Clinton's Cabinet: Treasury, Charles Keating.
All great ideas have been controversial, at one time.
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
"I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!"
I'd like to see more of you, Tom appealed.
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
Maybe God is a kid playing SimEarth.
Bush is only good for eating.
...Pausing to empty tagline buffer...
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Clinton.sys corrupted; Cannot run Device.USA.
Def: Cemetery (n): A marble orchard you can take for granite.
"Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai." - Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy!
If brains were dynamite,U couldn't blow your nose
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions?
* <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
"Never read any book that is not a year old." -- Emerson
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I prefer taglines myself.
"cognito ergo windows" - I think therefore icon
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Fear is not an unknown emotion to us. Neil Armstrong
Deja Moo: What's your beef? I've heard it before.
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
[[[[ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! ]]]]
Posts in message base are weirder than they appear.
If anything can go wrong, it@!f#-}j* NO CARRIER
Windows Error #16: Windows shut. Ctrl-Alt-Del to reopen.
Sometimes I wish life had an <esc> key...
Apples, Apricots, Peachtrees this industry: FULL of FRUIT
Generic Tagline v5: []Flame Moderator []Flame Sysop [X]Flame user.
"Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking
My train of thought derailed-hundreds were injured.
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan
The trodden path is the safest.
AD&D Lesson #380 - Never tick off anyone ten times taller than you
You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.
Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
Windows Error: 015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Dirty Harry of Borg: "Go ahead... resist us."
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
It literally is...Elvis. -- Riker
STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I hope you find good use for them!
Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas.
SDS: Stardock Systems. Lowest Prices!
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Tagless messages just look naked somehow...
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
Def: Tact: making a point without making an enemy.
@FN@ @LN@ is to Fidonet, what The Whalers are to hockey.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
We are Vengeance! May the Wyrm tremble! -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Tagline readers DO IT on the bottom.
I know something about opening windows and doors.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
Shut up and eat your Durian (in memory of Stephen Ceideburg)
Never tell off the teacher until you get the report card.
"Tell me that's a clue." -- Kira
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Whips and chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
URA Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!
"Goddess made the cat so wo/man could caress the lion."
What you try to do w/ revision is to find the integrity of the poem.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck...
In case of fire....yell "FIRE".
Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF.
"Whoa...it's @TOFIRST@!" - Butt-Head
I tried the rest but bought the best.....SLiMeR!!!!
Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time! -Luke
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
"Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion." - T. Jefferson
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at once.
Make like Houdini and disappear.
Take my Worf ..... please! - Data
3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
Tagline continued from previous message.
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Modem away!
Something should be done about this...STEAL THE STANLEY CUP!
As funny as a plague of locusts.
If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
Please insert disk in drive C: and press any key...
Its never too late to have a happy childhood
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
"I *could* be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python
Le châtiment pour bigamie, c'est deux belles-mères.
If you find a car while cutting your grass, you might be a Redneck.
Bother! said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
Meaningless message deleted for brevity.
Windows: So intuitive it only needs a Meg of help files.
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us...
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011.......................
Keptin, it's an inwisible Moderator decloaking..
Takes more than a meltdown to show us how.
Def: STICK \'stik\ (n). 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
"Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi!
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Emoticon: - -:-¿ Real punk rockers don't smile
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Quoth the Raven, "I gotta get better dialogue".
There is very little future in being right when your boss
Be thankful I wasn't born triplets!
All those updates, and still imperfect!
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
Military motherboards have combat boots!
TV Truth: Real Men can punch a hole in a car window.
There goes my vacation... -- Gypsy
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Oxymoron: Simple System.
Ignroance is temporary, yet stupidity is forever!
Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
Ach, an Irishman on the bagpipes? 'Tis almost a sacrilege!...
We're down to seeds and stems again!
"Have you got a smoke alarm I can switch off while I'm cooking?"
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?
It should a crime to dangle your prepositions in public!!
Happiness is Being A SysOp...
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds. - Riply
URA Redneck if your children address you as "Uncle Dad".
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause ...
"Doobie oobie walla, doobie abba nabba." --Good morning Starshine (Hair)
"Everything is fodder." -=- Megatron
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint.
Support DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..Moderator.
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
Rule #05: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
"A joke...is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"Could you like shut up and give us some money?" - Butt-Head
Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee.
The secret to electronics is: keep the smoke IN the wires
Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
Vuja De.......The feeling you've never been here before!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
Have an ordinary day.
Never attempt an auto trip if your kids outnumber the car windows.
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.<E. Roosevelt>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
Marry me and I'll never bother you again
Clinton Virus - Causes Windoze to actually work as intended...
Passing directly from barbarism to decadence.
Let's *not* get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing. - Crow
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
Def: SAST: (S)ysops (A)gainst (S)tupid (T)aglines
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
Bother! said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
In real life, Moderators are nice people. Hey! its true!
Jesus said: If a man love me, he will keep my words.
Bill Clinton: The brother Gomer Pyle won't talk about.
Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required.
And Man said: Let there be God, and there was God!
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
Lawyer - the larval stage of a Politician.
There's Lipstick on my dipstick !! <g>
Taglines are meant to be stolen.
For peace and quiet, a PHONELESS CORD
Welcome to McClinton's - Millions Now Screwed.
Elvis should be alive and Barry Manilow should be dead.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @TO@?
"Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Yoo hoo... Pink-Wonder...?" - Brain
Boris, Dahlink! Got to get Moose and Squirrel!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
"Suffer, dude!" - Butt-Head
Borg Do It Collectively.
It was so quiet that you could hear a pun drop.
bon appetite!
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
The thing I like best about cats: THEY DON'T BARK!!
Right now keeps happening.
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
The man who invented the guillotine died under it's knife
Oxymoron: An honest democrat.
Scruples taste best with garlic butter.
Dying bravely doesn't make you any less dead. -SLR
"Now the eternal love part..." - Crow
Most men are influenced by a box, mines a 486
If Nature abhors a vacuum, she sure did make a lot of it
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Enlightenment is only a state of mind.
MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
It's a beautiful day in the neighbor>AUGH!!!<
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Every purchase has it's price.
Grease me! Please me !
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Where's the matches?
"Bother," said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim w/o getting wet?
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
Love is sufficient unto love. - Kahlil Gibran
We are Kodalux of Borg. Your railfan slides will be assimilated.
Micro = small, Soft = mushy
Pour qui sont ces serpents qui sifflent sur nos têtes?
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED!
Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.
Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Clinton Tax Advisors: Dewey, Screwem and Howe.
God said after he created Adam, "I can do better."
Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines!
Cinderella married for money.
THEBRAIN.EXE loaded...Will try to take over world tonight.
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
COFFEE.COM missing. SysOp halted.
"Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed a grenade
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up
Braindead and loving every minute of it!
Respect faith, but experience is where you get education.
FIRE DEPARTMENT - You set 'em, we wet 'em!!
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
I wanna be a fascist pig. Love to fight, what a thrill.
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
He said PENAL! -Beavis
Beavis and Butthead are based on real MTV viewers.
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator!
I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! <MB>
Many aligators will be slain, but the swamp will remain.
How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook.
DM: You want to resurrect a *TREE*?
Life is just one damn thing after another. - Mark Twain
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
DOT.EXE loaded. Attempting to act cute...
It's true, forgiveness IS easier to get than permission
Taste 'em again for the first time
OXYMORON : Down elevator
Picard to seamtress Make it sew.
"Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis?" - Butt-Head
Oxymoron: numb feeling
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
Can I still rip the WLAF, at least?
Real SysOps put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Insert humorous tagline here____________________________
Love that stammers is apt to be the love that loves best.<Mistral>
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . .
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
"Yub yub!" - Wicket
Top Secret message - please read, print and eat.
Windows? A very nice VGA demo, isn't it?
DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS...
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
All computers are greedy money eliminators!
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Just keep feeding me the straight lines, guys.
Oxymoron: Irate patient.
This is my only tagline. Please don't take it.
BACON didn't write SHAKESPEARE; SHAKESPEARE ate BACON!
"You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Q
Cut here........................................
Larry King... Radio's answer to Nyquil
Failure reading Drive A: (A)Abort; (R) Retry; (W)Whine
Disclaimer: Written by a highly caffeinated mammal.
"Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant." - The Borg.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
New Pagan Barbie! (wand, athame, incense, pentacle sold separately.)
I'm not cynical -- I'm just experienced.
Why limbless wemen are better lovers: You can spin them.
Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value.
Ere, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!
That's no moon... That's an AT&T logo.
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
I never metaphysics I didn't like
(0)Your brain on WIN. (1)Your brain on OS/2.
Not firing on all four (six) (eight) cylinders.
Snakes don't wear vests because they have no arms.
Is Deju View the feeling that you've seen this before?
Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment."
Yo momma so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
Cooking Instructions: Preheat Microwave to 450 degrees...
No - I have not grown roots into this chair!
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
@LN@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
I only have a gun because it's hard to shoot without one.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR SMILEY FACE --><--
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
Def: Define: De ting you get for breaking de law.
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
"I can't drive 55!" - Sammy Hagar
MultiTasking - Twice the mistakes in half the time.
Def: Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines
The only truly irreplaceable thing is time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle.
I'm Bobby of Borg... Hey, Pesto, quit assimilatin' on Squit!!
Cellophane T-shirts... Don't ya just love'em!
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
Renewable energy source for hot air ballons.
I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed!
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force!
Make like poo and ooz.
I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.
Another visitor...stay a while...stay FOREVER!
@TO@ - As flaky as a snowstorm.
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
------------- The DR. is broke...|-) ----------------
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A capucino machine that also takes pictures.
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
"Only if she goes too." - Yakko
Careful, ladies. He wets his pants.
"And the Boy Wonder will save us!" - Dot Warner
Fight War, Not Wars!
If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses. - s.w.
Still hackin' in the rain ...
Is Hard Disk Park another DISNEY attraction?
I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant.
Yo momma so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
It's not easy being a werewolf. [From a short story]
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN.
We are not punished for our ferrets, but by them.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death.
Clinton will tax wealthy Americans. Congratulations! You're rich!
Redneck: takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to 2 weeks of Barney.
FREE EVERYBODY. DON'T KILL ANYTHING.
Telix - the more you use it, the better BitCom looks!
If you can read this you're standing to close.
Def: Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
Only change Clinton has made is the change in his pockets!
"Look at me! I'm a ninny! A wooden-headed dum-dum!" - Brain
"I don't know what I want, but that ain't it!" -NetAdmin
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
What we need is a climbing song - Picard
Sysops up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet!
Paging...Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
The Death Star has cleared the planet!
"Is Vince Foster in the house?" <BLAM> "Not Anymore!" - H. Clinton
Famous Last Words #2: "Did I Really ....?"
"Taxi! How much to the airport if I drive?"
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
Geordi Burger: You need a special visor to be able to see it
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek
Are you practicing to be a politician?
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Clinton does to the economy what POKE 1,0 does to the C-64!
Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF
Be like Pooh...eat your hunny.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence.
"Make it SOO" - Picard
Data Processors do it in batches.
Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires.
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
Nominations for PMS Poster Child are open.
--- There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - s.w.
Clear as mud
At least the doctors find me interesting...
Sure I can cook!! A little scorched water bother you?
Oxymoron: Black light.
Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood. --Q.
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
TV Truth: Martial artists never get killed by bullets.
"The `Poor Cat in the Rain' look. It never fails." - Rita
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
I've felt better, but it cost more.
Air Borgs -- "Just Assimilate It!"
I'm an *extremely* happy OS/2 camper.
Mr Worf, take him directly to Sickbay - Riker
One man's noise is another man's signal...
I want to become part of CIA
"Lord Vader,you WILL show me some respect" Palpatine "Pfblt" Vader
Bring back the Atlantic Schooners!
"That's one way to remove a splinter." - Catwoman
Oxymoron: wickedly nice
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
I haven't decided yet. -Q to Picard
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
I don't even put beans and chile together in the same Tagline!
A K Q J 10 =
Airehair terrier: A dog riding with its head out the car window.
If I had a twit filter, how could I read mail from me?
But I DID read the manual ...
VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y)
"Mike always has a smile. *Forced* on my face." -- Mike Nelson
Legends don't give zip codes. - LaCroix
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
The only *anything* you get is what I give you! - LaCroix
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■
It's not a person, damnit! It's a Borg!
He's dead, Jim. Tell the klingons, 'dinner is served'.
They wanted to make me poster boy for birth control
And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom...
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator.
Surfing in Nebraska
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
It's just all psycho-babble rap to me!
How to solve the problems in the middle east: DEL I*.*_
Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Purring....Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Oxymoron: Live television.
Captain, @TOFIRST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Death called while you were out. I gave him your pager #.
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
As funny as a road kill pizza.
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
Public Enema #1!
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
How did Bill and Hillary meet? Dating the same woman!
Now Eating: Cream Cheese, green olives on bagel.
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
Remove tagline by pulling this string/\/\/\
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"- Hillary
The word "honesty" is not in the Clinton dictionary.
I love New York! * * * No Radio
"The show hasn't started yet, you clueless fashion victims!" - Dot
Minor Operation.......A Coal Digging
Hair Club For Men ad: I'm not only NYR's center, I'm also a client.
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
We are only doing what we can do best
Billary...the first androgynous president!
Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
"Do I have your attention, Mr. Jones?" - The Crow
A fate worse than death: . . .to be married alive.
I only open my mouth to change feet.
I am Carson of Borg. Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
Oxymoron: negative momentum
Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay for it.
URA redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
Was Jimmie Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
You know it's a bad bad when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
Computer programmers do it logically.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." - Yogi Berra
Mulder: You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween.
Preachers of eternal life are usually afraid of dying.
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
What the hell is going on here? Riker
Ability without honor has no value.
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
Take a picture. It lasts longer.
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS.
It really bothers me when people cut me off in the midd
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
DESQview: Better windows
If only AT&T knew what I was do≈2╪O▒:┤¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
Delay of justice is injustice.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle!
I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before!
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
π*POLICE TAGLINE*π*DO NOT CROSS*π*POLICE TAGLINE*
In your direction - Data to Picard
Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop!
Real power comes out of wall outlets.
"Sit, Ubu. Sit."
You know he's a vampire if your pet rabbit growls at him.
Does she live? Or does she die? -Picard to Q
Clinton happens.
I need to see the Loan Arranger! Who was that masked man?
Paul McCartney seen smooching with Elvis!
I used to be sane, but now I'm better.
Computer models of computer conferences.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary's hazardous to health.
Bones he needs help! Dammit Jim I am a doctor not a o yea
Why read this? Get on to the next message!
Worf visits Australia: It is a good day for flies.
Emoticon: :-$ Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
There's more than one way to scan a cat.
Fools and computers, what a comdo.
Borgs i-n-n-n S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E!
Aaaaaoooogaaa! Aaaaaooooogaaa! Dive! Dive!
Can't wait to try out OLX as well...
"Can I kiss you there?" Tom asked cunningly.
Medical Def.#6: NITRATE: Cheaper than the day rate.
What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer?... The tagline!
Def: Kin: An affliction of the blood.
"Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go.."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership
To start your cat collection, simply open a tuna can.
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
AIDS is killing our Vampire population.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
Relay THIS, fella!
Afraid of banks? Give it to me.
Oxymoron: long recess
Oxymoron: A frugal Republican.
Great! My birds have been cashing my reality checks again!
Never trust a God Fearing People.
"Yo baby yo baby yo." - Eddie Murphy
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
My business is not to run away, but to pursue.
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
Oxymoron: conventional wisdom
The Moderator is dead. Long live the monitor.
..I can't use windows. My cat ate my mouse.
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.
AD&D Lesson #200 - It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget.
"Take This Job And Shove It" ─ by Ike Witt
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ TIE fighter attack ! ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye(k)
He's working with an unformatted disk
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
Ban abortion! Legalize infanticide!
"Take a Break!" ─ by Colin Sick
BURN HER ANYWAY!
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR.
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
Canadian DOS prompt: "Yer sure, eh? [Yes/No/Maybe]"
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
Sysoping makes you fat.
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
Accidents happen within 25 miles of home. Time to move.
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
Ultimate memory manager: Windows 3.1. It manages to use it all.
Chain Lightning: For when you just can't stop at one.
The passage is through, not over,not by,not around but through.<Moraga>
Alas, `It' has gone limp, and `it' won't get up.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
"Meow" is like "Aloha" - it can mean anything.
If you eat yogurt you'll have lots of culture.
Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction.
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
Why haven't you checked on the children?
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
"Have you come to fight?I hope so" "I came to talk" "I won't listen"
Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
Tell the Pope I said he could bite the big one.
It's time for androgeny, it's just Pat!
The Bright Side of Teamwork: You can blame someone else!
"Ooh, look! It's our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
Bother! said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"The Big Cigar" ─ by Smokey Stogie
Offer expires February 31 or while supplies last.
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" -Solo
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
The Tidy Bowl man says..."Blue and yellow make green"
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
Admiral @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters.
"Give us a kiss! <MWAH>" - Wakko
"Why Women Wear Bras" ─ by Drew P. Tits
It's inherited. My son-in-law was a SysOP, too.
"Because I don't want my forehead to rust! "
Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?
Member of the Richard Nixon Record & Tape Club
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse....
"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9
<<< Tagline deleted by Senator Thurmond >>>
I started out with a VIC-20 and a cassette drive.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him.
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!
Data Data Everywhere, And Not A Byte To Eat!
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Press any key.. HEY! NOT THAT ONE! NO!!!!! <(*êNO CARRIER
"One damn minute, Admiral!" - Spock, ST4
Germany and Japan won World War II
"I don't believe in mixed marriages", said Tom gaily.
James Brown: "I've fallen, and I can't get down. . ."
If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle.
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women? A: A full set of teeth.
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Irish Proverb
"Bother," said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
I took an 8-hr. cold cure 7.9 hours ago ...
If you voted for Change - better start counting it now!
If I were Brittania, I'd waive the rules.
Moderators issue feedcuts... I HOPE...
Beware the Borg of Directors!
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
"Give us a kiss!" - Wakko Warner
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Def: Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor had a heart attack.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy
Isn't posting off-topic exhilerating?
Never summon a Moderator you cannot control (i.e. any).
Oxymoron: student athlete
URA Redneck if the '57 Ford is on cement blocks, instead of wheels.
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
This is your pizza. τ╞╕ì$ │ ¥ºÜΓ !zzα ╙┘ï┼▐╗ ªⁿ¢╫Φ√ìé$
Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are.
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
Beware a tagline thief has been reported...GOTCHA!
I hate daddy's GUTS! Shut up and eat what's on your plate
Taglines? Hey! Give that back! <Grin>
"Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs. . .Woof!
"Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain!"
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
It's as easy as 4*ATN(1)!
Mr. Data...welcome home. - Picard
I want to be a Borg when I grow up!
Cities names like: Licking, MO
I am NOT a MERRY MAN! --- Lt. Worf
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W's.
"You're a man? NO WAY! Huh huh huh...." - Butt-Head on Boy George
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Landing lights on? ──-ww-°U°-ww-──
"SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME!" --The Crow
Goddess help Man when we get free... -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Dino CHOMPED Barney in the StoneAge!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
"Hey, it's me!" - Han Solo
Good morning is an oxymoron.
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six gun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
'Ah! I have access.' --Data
Moms and reason are like oil and water. -- Calvin
"Time's up, Benjamin!" Kira-2
"I love it when you're nasty, Spiral. Keep it up." - Mojo
Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it?
Guess I'll be seeing YOU after the Rapture, eh?
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
This is your modem. τhï ï ¥öÜΓ möδεM Θ∩ δΓÜgs
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
Four cents short of a nickel.
I keep my .BAT files in C:\BELFRY
"The part with my pet!" - Dot
Sleep? Isn't that some inferior replacement for caffeine?
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Light at the end of the tunnel? look out for that train.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
"Curious. Just how did you reach that conclusion?" ■ Data
Beware, little sister. That way lies the Wyrm. -- Jalisha
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.
"Tomorrow we again embark upon the boundless sea."
"Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion!" - Dot
Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
You ever notice how boogers don't smell?
Dolphins do it on porpoise.
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution.
Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
EOF,L : End Of Files, Leeeeeeeech!
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
I would post taglines but then you would just steal them.
Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Mark Twain
Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
Is YOUR religion BATF-approved?
Monoaceticacidester of salicylicacid: Asprin.
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark.
One finger is all a real American needs.
Lose that ugly FAT!: Download a trojan today!
Learn why the world wags and what wags it.
6.02x10^23--Just another Number
"Some days it all seems so feudal." King Arthur
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
Vegetarian Tagline * Tastes just like the real thing!
"Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down."
Speeeeeewwww! - Skippy Squirrel
It takes guts to consume beef tripe.
Luke Lofgren, the Programmer of The TradeWars Companion
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
"That self-righteous do-gooder!" - Q
If you wanna eat..then go to the kitchen
Algol programmers block it out.
Modems... reach out and BYTE someone!
"Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" - McCoy
I luv Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy....
Men fight for freedom,then pass laws to take it away.
GOD.COM not found. Atheist mode ON
Ship no code before it's time
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
You can tuna fish if it's in the right scale.
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Odo has a chewy caramel center.
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
"My Desert Crossing" ─ by I. Rhoda Camel
"That was NOT cool." - Butt-Head
Ok, now for a quick backu▄L+b&2PO▄1+=3D.
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
Make like a zit and head out.
How did I get here, and WHO are YOU???
The act of writing is the act of making soul, alchemy.<Anzaldua>
Register Mongols, not crossbows.
Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?
"I couldn't *find* any traps."
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N
The smell of burning leather as we held each other tight.
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I gotta me a lobotomy.
*BOOM* So much for the find traps roll.
Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change.<Mansfield>
How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? - Q
Don't slam the door on your way out... -Queensryche
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
"When did we get to Disneyland?" -Lonestar
I used to be crazy. Now I'm a Sysop.
No one goes to that restaurant anymore- it's always too crowded.
Abscence makes the nose grow longer
It's not just for bi-directionals!
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!
"Bother," said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
Who's in charge? Then charge it to his account.
Inferiority complex: a conviction by a jury of your fears
If this is neither a message nor a tagline, what is it?
Conjugate Subjugate Lubricate Salivate Lactate Procreate!
"They refuse to acknowledge I exist!"-Longshot "They're manikins"-Lady
Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
For sale: 1 ceramic cow skull - actual size, very real looking $15.
Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Thinks a Perot is better than a Bush.
Rigor mortis never killed anyone.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
If life deals you a bad hand, ask for a reshuffle!
Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
You mean...ALL echoes *aren't* tagline echoes?
Well then lets do it in Copenhagen.
SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
Mister! Don't you got a football game to go to?!
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage - Troi
Alex, I'll take "Things only I know" for $1000
Ever tried to keep your fingers crossed while you're typi
DATA is truly intelligent... he has a cat!
The 1995 Grey Cup Game--November 19 at Taylor Field in Regina, SK!!!
I'm not reponsible for making this a tagline!
Have you ever noticed what "golf" spells backwards?
057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night - a slumber party?" "No, Pinky."
OXYMORON : Bad health
Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator.
Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfing Time!
Don rally two mush awn ewer spelt chequer.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
it is too late for me, son...
The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Death benefits = oxymoron.
You are finished, Data - Picard
Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?!?!
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
Bother! said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment?" - Beverly Crusher
Pull the pin and Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo--go, go, Godzilla!
"Take that back! It tastes like the stuff my wife makes."
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
No obligation! No salesman will call!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Thank you for pushing the self destruct button
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Bill Clinton: He's not dishonest. He's just morally different.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes.
Good day for flying but bad day for landings....
I installed a skylight at my place; the upstairs neighbor
Right-wing Fanatic: Anyone who disagrees with a LIbEral.
News Flash - Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!
TRUTH.VER cross-linked w/CLINTON.LIE: LIMBAUGH.EXE to fix.
Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy.
Excommunicated: On vacation without a computer & modem.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step
This is NOT a tagline, please ignore it...
The one who does the least work gets the most credit.
Oxymoron: improbable disaster
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
It's not a virus ..... it's just Windows 3.0!
Die Hard: Without Any Clothes On.
Oxymoron: obedient defiance
Die Hard: With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante.
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
None of you actually exist; my SysOp types all this in.
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
Charter Member, Immoral Majority.
Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, 15 minutes.
CAUTION - Incorrigable punster. Don't incorrige!
A national sales tax? Over my dead body!
"Bother," said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
The next statement is true. The previous is false.
It's not who you know, but how your wife found out.
Oxymoron: Hubble's Constant.
Amateur geologists take limestone for granite.
"It's the same thing.", said Pooh.
Holy Hydraulics, Fudgeman!
I am NOT a number! I am 73020,171!
Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care.
"Want to be our bunky?" - Yakko
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
A tagline thief's best friend: A great sort program.
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
Program run... Program crash... Programmer cry...
I'd love to, but I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
I've got 16K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
Nuns do it out of habit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
Man is born into trouble, as the sparks fly upward. -- Job 5:7
Oxymoron: political promise
It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
I tryed snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
Insomnia? Well, don't lose any sleep over it.
Heck with it! I'm taking my taglines and going home...
"Everybody remember where we parked." <ST IV>
"That's 2 minutes in the penalty box for clipping." - Rita
"How do you dodge a *laser*?" -- Blindside
Dinosaurs did not use Blue Wave. Now they're extinct. Coincidence?
If I try to remember any more trivia&*^%#$#NO CARRIER
This tagline is part of your twisted imagination.
I do and do for you kids and this is the thanks I get !!!
Dont lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head
Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I?
What! canst thou say all this and never blush?
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
I don't suppose that would work with people. Riker to Crusher
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
OXYMORON : Free with purchase
New Borg Movie: The Borg with the Golden Arm.
Error finding COLDBEER.BUD - SYSOP not Loaded!
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Nice music here - my compliments to the clef!
Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Windows...It's Hamburger Helper for DOS.
"Don't you recognize your own stomping ground?" - Q
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"There's a shocker..." - Yakko
Save water: Shower with a friend!
If felons can't vote, why can they be elected? (M. Berry)
The mind is a terrible thing, and must be stopped.
Easy Does It. But Do It
LOOK OUT!!! My wife has PMS and a handgun!
Life is a bifurcating chaotic attractor, and then you die
Old Age & Treachery Triumphs Over Youth & Vigor!
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Famous Last Words #29: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
:)---Holly--<--<-@ <tm> (c) @YEAR@, Holly Sullivan
I find your lack of faith.....disturbing. - Darth Vader
Def: Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
Republican Health Care Reform: Just say no to illness
Bother! said Pooh... am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
YKYHW: You forget how to leave your screen.
"Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Memory is a story we make up from snatches of the past.<Schwartz>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered another assault on the nursery.
If it's only a hobby, why do I feel stressed out?
Honor would be better served if I were your mate. ■ Worf
Windows - The colourful clown suit for DOS...
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
"It's a long, long way to tip a rarry..."
I hate it when the Tagline is just one charachter too lon
"Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance...
This message subject to 8¼% sales tax.
Kathryn Page ■ Bobby Page's sister
Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor? - Picard
@:-> <<<=== Look! It's Elvis!
Snowbank: An Eskimo lending institution.
In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.
No, a rouge in the CFL has nothing to do with makeup.
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
Its not a stolen tagline, it's just "previously viewed"
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11
I am Bundy of Borg. NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
If I was 2 faced would I be wearing this one?
All wings report in! -- Lando Calrissian
Oxymoron: three originals
I don't see her anymore. She whistles dirty tunes.
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
WIN95 ad: "You make a grown man cry!"
I sure hope @N@'s wearing all-cotton underwear....
Bother, said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
Babylon 5 was a dream given form...
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
Eunuch: A man who's had his works cut out for him...
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
Have you seen the power of SPAM yet, @TOFIRST@?
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:...
Def: Lisp: To call a spade a thpade
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
There is no such thing as a fail-safe design.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. - Yugoslav Proverb
"Okay, I love you, Bye-bye!" - Mindy
I'll procrastinate...tomorrow.
Real SysOps have a clock card.
"How many times do I have to repeat myself?" "Only 'til it's true."
LIBERAL: A bigot attacking someone elses rights.
As funny as a Drano emema.
Evil will always win because good is dumb
Life is Not a Point-And-Click Sport!
Delusions are often functional. L. Long
With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?
Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up!
Bad Command:(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake RAM hostage
"What man has done, man can aspire to do." - Pournelle
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
Well, that's a lie... I DO bite.
Could you resell those for me?
We could have made it bigger. But why?
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
To be a Redneck, you must have been a 'snipe' hunter more than once!
"You heard me rapping, right?" - The Crow
Error finding FOOD.DAT-- WAKKO.SYS not loaded.
Personifiers Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
OAS....................On another subject
Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere.
"Take your shot, Fun-Boy. You've got me, dead-bang!" - The Crow
"Hillary, can I play President today?"
Agents do it undercover.
4 yers ago I cudnt spel vise prezidant; now I are won!"
"These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." - Butt-Head
What you permit you promote!
"Look! Mouseburger and french flies!" - Beavis
BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Seize time by the forelock.
What??!! Animaniacs is on? @$% NO CARRIER
"@TOFIRST@ launches hinself!"
What part of my brilliance don't you understand?
Whatevever SNAPS your shorts!
Detour - Tagline Under Construction.
One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke - to go.
OXYMORON : Folksong writer
Def: Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
"Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch." -- Bacon
Protein: In favor of young people.
"Careful, Pietro! See how his eyes are blazing with hatred!" - Wanda
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Oxymoron: A honest politician.
"I assure you I seek only knowledge"--Aldous Gaitch
Why use anything but Telix for communications
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
No one told me how hard and lonely change is.<Gilbertson>
Deja Dude: The feeling you've been to California before.
Error: Out of coffe, taglines may become irrational.
All to prove, You're on the move and vanishing
The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets...
Line noise provided by Southern Bell.
We haven't lost a Lunatic; we've gained a co-sysop.
No time to discuss this in committee. - Han Solo
Prodigy Motto: 'Almost as good as two cans and a string!'
Chicken or the egg... Not which came first but laid !!
"I've got a towel if you need it." - Wakko
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Hardware hackers DO IT with resistance.
The lottery is a tax on those who can't do math!
No extra charge for heavy sarcasm.
"Deal with it, joyless prole!" -- Dr. Forrester
Clinton daffynition: promise - goal.
Why you ... I oughtta ...
Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe.
Oxymoron: Dream Reality
OXYMORON : Journalistic sensitivity
My mind....I feel it....it's going....
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Not now, Kato.
OXYMORON : Decaffeinated expresso
URA Redneck if yew have a rag as a gas-cap.
"I'm just seven hours old; truly beautiful to behold!"
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then OS Hangs.
I'm not a crook! Nixon said resignedly.
The NRA stands for CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY! JOIN US.
We are GWI of Borg. We assimilated G&W, R&S, B&P, A&E, W&P and L&D.
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
Ability will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
Out to lunch.. Bach at 1pm. Offenbach earlier.
"What're you up to, Brain" "Breaking and *exiting*, Pinky."
It is impossible to prove God through any normal means.
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Gratuitously swiped!
Blonds have more fun, redheads ARE more fun.
In a bad mood? Saw the leg off a chair!
Lie: It makes me look fat. (I am fat but won't admit it.)
It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
« « « <I>nstitute of <B>etter <M>arketing » » »
Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up!
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
If my ship doesn't come in, I'll swim out to it . . .
Fire Mr Worf!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Tag! Your it!
If ignorance were a drug, we'd all be stoned.
Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snorted another line.
Home of the Digicom Scout Plus 14,400 data and fax modem
Iced Tea, the house wine of the south.
Bother! said the Borg... we assimilated a Pooh.
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
"Are we live? YEAH!!!" - Penn Jilette
"Nuclear Power Bafflement" ─ by Ken Fusion
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Sign above cross...INRI: I'm Nailed Right In
Windows is:fun card game.It is NOT a working environment!
Grow your own dope...plant a politician!
Firemen DO IT best in the heat.
They have a degree in C.S.--Creative Stupidity!
I'm not getting fatter! Just thickening with age!
Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Life is a meal - and it's always mealtime!
What tagline I commit, I dedicate to you. -- Tagspeare
Here, there........and everywhere......
His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors ope
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
YKYHW: You post a test to yourself every day.
if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck);
NO CARRIER... Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up?
Roger Keith Coleman <> "INNOCENT"? We may never know!
I always knew you were in a fog!
Mr. Worf, raise the shields around my tagline!
Betty Crocker is moist and easy? Should this be on TV?
You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. Troi
Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate
Don't cry: there is still hope!
"Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru." - Malay Christmas
Hell knows no fury like a ticked off MODERATOR.
"Only try to do a better job." Picard "Ha, ha, ha." Q
Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
Loopholes in the Constitution are unconstitutional.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim...
Programming is like pinball, if your good, you go again.
* * * * * * <-This tagline contains a Black Hole
"Let me think..." "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."
Take me home--furry people need love too.
But I was just getting interested!
Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail?
It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
Great Storm Thor, but how are your Nintendo scores?
"There will always be survivors." - Robert Heinlen
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet
"This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice" - Dana Scully
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
Who says we don't discuss important stuff here?
Bother, said Pooh. Lock phasers on that heffalump!
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
PMS: Perverted Mental State.
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute. -SLR
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they clean, we dirty.
ERRATA: Tagline should read "erratum".
Death 2 the stupid twits who crosspost 2 3K newsgroups!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
she lied to us Vader..she deliberatly lied...
<* BOOM! *> Intel Outside.
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
I'M the captain of this vessel, your order is nullified! - Picard
ƒish is having a GATHERING!
"Not only does it compromise security, but it... *annoys* us." - Kira
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
OXYMORON : Rush hour
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a prosecutor. There is a difference
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
Voodoo economics: Hillary's budget advice from Eleanor Roosevelt.
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to this address.
The secret of the universe is~~*#~** FF * NO CARRIER
"Okkie-dokkies!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Mr. Worf, fire at will." »ZAP!« "Where'd Riker go???"
"Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a ..."
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
Bill Clinton's new presidential theme song: Inhale to the Chief
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars don't.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
Don't confuse me with fact, make it sound good
"You should see the way he brushes his teeth!" - Yakko
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. (J. Swaggart)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
Clinton: The Bill of Wrongs.
The Tao is an empty vessel; It is used but never filled..Lao tzu
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
There are such things as monsters. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
"Boys. Go fig." - Dot Warner
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT?
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK!
Avoid cliches like the plague...they're a dime a dozen.
Hey, nice tagline! (Sulu, activate the tractor beam.)
What if all this were real?
Hebrew: Macho glass of beer.
Kathryn Page ■ Lemming Herder
Ours is a mixed marriage; I'm Pagan, he's Klingon...
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Real Programmers write 4K GUIs.
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
Some of us take longer to grow up than others
Hillary traded beef futures legally? That's a load of BULL!
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
"Hmm, let me think." - Pinky "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky." - Brain
We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion.
"Oh! Am *I* in this cartoon, too?!" - Rita
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, look! Crayfish!
Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator.
Anit-theft device ***DISABLED*** tagline stolen
There are no "Scots-Irish" food booths at foreign culture exhibits.
LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Borg? What Borg? I don't see any....... !#$%^&%~ NO CARRIER
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
"Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay." - Pig Latin Christmas
"Zort!" - Pinky
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung
Let the dead rest and the past remain the past...Picard
If 7-11s are open 24 hours, why do they have locks?
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
Obey the COWGOD!
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope."
sendSUBLIMINALmeTAGLINEmoney
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
I'm warning you--if you kill me, they'll just send 008.
Stupidity is not a handicap... ask a Conservative!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
In Heaven there is no DOS...
Love them mousies, mousies what I love to eat.
"Kids got a lot of heart. Two of 'em in fact."
Make like some crusty boxers and take off.
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
"Ciao, America!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
Def: Dilate: To live longer.
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
Follow the flow, but do not be carried away by it.
"Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards." - Eric
295,408,296 - beast cubed
Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determi
AMWAY = DEATH
Time passed, which, basically, is its job.
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder? -- Q
As funny as a drive-by shooting.
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
May the Porsche be with you...
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiaris
"Obedience is submission veiled with gravity." - Funboy
All else is either prophecy or nostalgia.
The cold Prince of Light, bound in chains of intellect.
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney
For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other...-Calvin
REAL Roleplayers cast Control Dungeon Master.
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
Dark Ages: knight time.
How do girls get minks? Same way minks get minks!
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Blondes prefer gentlemen, too
Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
What type of drugs was that fried egg using at the time?
This is your pizza -- τ╫í í ¥°ÜΓ ₧ìΣΣΩ µîτ╫ Ω∩ç╫σ√ìεs
But he hit me back first!
A shining beacon in an electronic void.
Cats KNOW how we feel...don't give a DAMN, but they know.
Does BC stand for bull crap, or Bill Clinton, or both?
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
"I am Hopelessly Lost" ─ by Wareham I. Now
If it ain't borke, don't fix it.
Do unto others before they do unto you
I can't write five words but that I change seven.<D.Parker>
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
Enjoy and by all means add to the collection.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone
Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else.
"He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Common BBS talk: TTTT; To tell the truth.
Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker!
Just exactly how much `whiz' is there in Cheese Whiz?
Survival is a form of restance.<Le Sueur>
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL.
Let he who has not LEEEEEEEECHed cast the first stone!
"In God we trust. All others we monitor..." - Naval Intelligence
"Pal, something is seriously wrong with you." -- Funboy
If you get the joke, you can spell!!!!
Hello... hello... is there anyone out there?
Mail found: praise sysop!
"Bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
Try the RELIGION echo...They profess to have all the answers anyway!
When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
"Is there such a thing as a bathroom scale with shock absorbers?"
The nicest sound a cat makes: Vroommm bump bump vrooomm
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
UR in YK when: the snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
"Dogs... go fig." - Rita
and he wants it all back now!
Someone stole my kishka when I turned my back!
Molly does backflips in joy! Radar is home again.
Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like sh!t.
...now, touch these wires to your tongue!
Real Programmers balance their checkbooks in hex.
User Logon....300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.#^#%^NO CARRIER
"Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork!" - Beavis
Definition...tough love: Choke chains.
Ever notice how Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks?
"Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
It's hard to soar w/dragons while working with gargoyles.
Nothing is forever, but a temporary tax increase is close
"Cut it out!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
Have we met before? -Picard to Sisko
IF WINDOWS$ = Useful THEN HELL$ < 32 F.
Oxymoron: International Law
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
It is easier to stay out than get out. -- Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?...
Strike any user when ready...
"How far can I send this cat for $30?"
Bother! said Pooh sweating over a hot computer.
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
Def: Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
URA Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Face it, you're stuck in a dead-end job.
A! Collectable Taglines #14: Thaddeus Plotz
I am Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee...
FOR SALE: D'vorkians machine, used once, works well. ƒ
Time is but a stream we go a'fishing in... Thoreau
The rare moments of divine revelations are moments of special gifts.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
My cat typed this tagline. <meow Prrrrr>
Death is natures way of saying its to late to slow down
In a bad mood? Eat someone else's lunch!
Egg & spam; egg, bacon & spam; egg, bacon, sausage & spam
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
Hobby? ... HOBBY?? ... Recipe collection is a PROFESSION!!
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
Fundamentalism: an effective form of mirth control.
"So much for reason." - Odo
Confusion(n.): Donald Duck speaking Klingon.
Windows 95: Just another pretty program loader?
DO NOT MAIL U.S. POSTAL REGULATIONS
I'm not fat, I retain water.
<<< General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh! >>>
"And they called *me* an actor!" -- Reagan
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on the 20, 1st and 10.
Larry Bell isn't a phone company, but he should be!
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (T)hrash the programmer?
"I do feel your pain" - Bill Clinton.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
"It's easy being Mr. Tough-Guy when you've got a fire-breathing cane."
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
If only my computer could cook...
I run over smiley faces...
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
"I've got your free crazy bread in my pants." <Torgo>
Tried to play my shoehorn...all I got was footnotes!
A kinder gentler tagline.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Get your QWKs on Route 66!
Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
All of us have unique talents and gifts.<Cordes>
WOMAN.ZIP: Fine program. No dox, but fun to unZIP.
Look, mom: No Modem!
Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward.
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
"It seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet." - Criminologist
X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.
"We must all make sacrifices, Pinky. You may be next." - Brain
Bitwise. Bytefoolish.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
OXYMORON : Intimate violence
Def: Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Blonde? Born yesterday? Yes, but early in the morning.
"Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill.
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
Common BBS talk: ROTFL; Rolling on the floor laughing.
Clinton's Cabinet: White House Staff, Gennifer Flowers.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed!
**FLASH** EveReady Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Go go Gadget, Intel computer!
"I'm so bad I get a government grant not to paint anything."
Make like the birds and flock off
Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
"Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question." -- Mulder
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the W's.
I am Ted Turner of Borg. You will be colorized!
MS-DOS 6.0 -- Now you can't just blame Windows!
Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900"
"The Big Snitch" ─ by Ima Telling
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the **** happened?
Make like your head and come to a point.
"Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever." - Sarah
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Oxymoron: satisfied tenant
Clueless male: "PMS? Isn't that a time zone?"
"I don't step on ants, Major." -- Odo
I know more than I understand.
The religion of one seems madness unto another.
Lord, give me the strength to turn this machine off.
Pride is tasteless & odorless but still hard to swallow.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, "Taxi"
@@ (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone? @@
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
Sysops DO IT with their computers.
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
Then, sudden-like, >BLAMMO<! Pixels EVERYWHERE!!
And pulling the stick makes the cows smaller.
"I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma."
Chewbacca of Borg: "RRWARARRHHG!"
Asking a male Red Dragon, Hey pal, got a light... isn't a good idea.
Electricity was invented by rubbing ferrets up the wrong way.
Jeremy Mullins's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Minding true things by what their mockeries be.
Bother! said Pooh celebrating solstice with candles.
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger . . .
jackpot: you may have an unneccessary change record
Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
Please stand out of the crease.
So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks? -- Calvin
Welcome to the TRS-80 Support BBS! @!#$&*@#$ NO CARRIER
"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." -- Mulder
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing MilkBone shorts
Real Programmers use "cat > a.out".
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator!
Don't whine... the stains'll come out some day. -- Bone Gnawers
Take a walk on the wild side!
Hey! Are you stealing ALL my Taglines?
Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!! --><--
Oh please, don't do that ... Oh please, don't ... Oh please ... Oh...
The knights who say 'Ni' demand...A sacrifice!
"What do you mean 'Where's the car'? This *is* the car."
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
"I usually leave an extra $10 in my pocket for her birthday."
"Negative, Ghost Rider - the pattern is full..."
Back the Metric System every inch of the way!
Sorry, couldn't think of anything clever.
Hey, Nice Tagline! (Scotty, beam it to my tag file and raise shields!)
Def: Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Quantum Erasure: A small, oddly behaved musical group.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
There's an Arizona Cardinal in the End Zone?...must be a Safety.
Those in charge of sacking this tagline have been sacked.
Nobody said it would be EZ ■ Get SLiMeRed
GPL<sigh> - WildCat!, Tomcat!, VIEW-cat, BiCats!
Yes, dear, with Robocomm I now have time for a QWKie
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
I am Smiley Face of Borg. Nice days are irrelevant.
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
I knew her before she was a virgin.
42? 7.5 million years and all you come up with is 42?
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country!
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
Flushing N.Y., what an EXCELLENT idea!
If God is a woman why don't men have the babies?
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
When Ditka was fired, my heart died too- Oh, just a sausage. Nevermind.
Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space available.
"I've changed my name to Al", said Hal, exasperated.
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.
Proud to be an Interlink Moderator!
I've got a bad feeling about this...
"You're on a roll, Brain! *ZOINK*" - Pinky
Keep your arms and legs inside the tagline at all times.
NOW CRUSH THAT DOVE WITH A TON OF LOVE - D E V O
People with cute nicknames should be used for food...
"I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!"
"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!" - Post Bros. Comics
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
I took a lie detector test: No I didn't. - s.w.
A man's house is his hassle.
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
"Oohhh. Jedi Master. @FN@. You seek @FN@."
"But if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon." - Yakko Warner
Sick... you havent met my mother
Don't throw away tour tags. RECYCLE
Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.
After we pull the pin Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend!!!!
I've finally got this tagline ficts, fics, fixd...
This is a satisfied tagline
"Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?!"
Elvis has left the Dungeon
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil..
Oxymoron: objective rating
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. -- Han Solo
HAL started out as a moderator.
Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop not loaded!
"Bother" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arab myth)
Borg are made, not Bjorn.
Bill Clinton is my Pain.
USS Challenger, 28 January 1986 - We remember.
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Self-sacrifice is always a virtue--in other people.
"I don't handle... delicacy very well." -- Odo
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
One man's magic is another man's engineering.
Def: VaporHelp: Verb; {call MicroSoft Tech Support}
Software independent: Crashes with all software.
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
Chelsea: "Call my Daddy, my Mommy is ruining the country!"
"Mele Kalikimaka nui loa!" - Hawaiian Christmas
He's a couple of bricks short of a hod.
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
OS/2: The only software that makes Windows look good.
The tagline I put here was too good ── sysop deleted it
TV Truth: People sit on only one side of the dinner table.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
"I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that!" - Butt-Head
Bother! said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and...
Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller.
If there is no God, who washes Brobeck's coffee filters?
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
URA Redneck if your dad and you to are in the same grade.
Just do it! You can regret it later!!!!
I will not barf unless I'm sick - Bart
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
"Day-O. Daaaaaayyyy-Oh." --Harry Belafonte
Where am I going? Crazy! Want to come?
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @N@.
ÇÇÇÇÇÇÇ
Now in Color
ÇÇÇÇÇÇÇ
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we. -- Wisetongue
New! Pagan Barbie! (wand, incense, athame, pentacle sold separately)
Oxymoron #194: IBM Software
"College Athletics" ─ by Nancy Dubblelay
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
"Hey...it's the best we could do on such short notice." - Yakko
Life should come with a Quick Reference Guide.
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO CORRECT
Bill Clinton is SQZing you wallet even MORE!
Some days the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Joycelyn was born with a rusty spoon in her mouth!
Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
And before I got to third grade, I could retire. - Calvin
Better an ugly face than an ugly mind.
Windows speed tip: type DEL \WINDOWS\*.*
OS/2 VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream & shout
If teenagers dress to express individuality, why do they look alike?
Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!
"She's dead, Jim. Now get off her." -- McCoy
Finally registered !
There was a contented sound of purring. <Freedley>
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame_Mail_Door
Having blessed the field, his Buffalo fades..
URA Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
God told me to rob the 7-11!
Alien taunt: "Your mother breathes Oxygen!"
Oxymoron: Awfully good
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
SLMR V2.19: Steal entire message - ALT X
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
"I've got your legal briefs right here." <Judge Thomas>
"The economy is moving in the right direction." -- Bush
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Horse Sense Is Simply Stable Thinking
Please make all deliveries at the rear.
I'll keep an open mind as long as your mouth is shut.
Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop!
And I'm looking for the joke with a microscope...
If you can't be correct be politically correct.
Folders? We don't need no stinking folders!
Feminizt logic -- the original oxymoron.
You're really desperate for tags!
"I'm gonna eat you, little fishy!" Cat
If Clinton is the answer, the question must be stupid.
A life? Yeah well...
When a mouse laughs at a cat, there's a hole nearby.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
SYSOP: the guy who's laughing at your typing!
*so I can steal them!
I have driven thru downtown Manhattan at lunchtime...on a
Chicken Teriyaki: name of the only living Kamikazi pilot.
Don't worry, I'm go`ïng t`ô b`âckup t`òdαµ.
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress.
He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.
Sysop's most used tools, Coffee and Aspirin
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!
What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too?
Friends don't let friends use GEnie.
NATIONAL HEADLINE : BRAIN LEADS POLLS!
It's here! An all new Tag-X Professional! Get it today!
Aww, who let the humans in?
An error? Impossible! I have an error-correcting modem!
Don't just stand there... kneel!
Hard disk restore requires registration. <BEEP>
For Sale: One mind, hardly used. Owner has vacated.
Taste first, ask questions later....
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
Ain't nerd-life grand?
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
Def: Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby...
Redneck love - It's a Family affair.
And then remove them with a pitch fork.
æ<==Get this version of Tag-X Pro, @TO@!
@FN@ doesn't do ice skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds
A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-m
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
"That's nice. You show up and all the gorillas run inside."
Excuse me, but you dropped your Carrier!
America Online: now with as much bandwith as a telegraph.
With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
Don't know what apathy is and don't care.
By the way, you're soaking in it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway...
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
Ginger Ale: A drink that feels like your foot when it goes to sleep.
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker!
See this? This is a copy; I want you to make me the original. - s.w.
Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
"I know you. But you can't be you! There ain't no coming back!"
Borg Mail Reader v1.0 ■ Your tagline will be assimilated.
Where is the tagline supposed to go???
Have you tried your smile today?
Emoticon: :-} Beard - or - Wry grin smiley.
DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?
Why settle for Windows when you can get the whole house with OS/2?
25.806975 - the square root of the beast
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
Riding a tippy canoe.
"A lucky guess." - Q
Clinton defense #17: Aliens ran my campaign while I was
Would U like to play a game? Thermonuclear war NO CARRIER
Think about it. Say it out loud. Over and over...
A harmless, necessary cat. <Shakespeare>
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
"What'd you hit my sister for?" Wakko "It's a little thing I do." BW-Dot
"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." Butt-Head
Please wait while PCBoard reloads....
I'm busier than Richard Simmons at a fat farm
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh
Vagrants do it everywhere.
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Who invented SHORT people?
I'm beginning to like this conference more and more.
"It's just what we asked for... but not what we want!"
OXYMORON : Ground floor
He's a jack of all tirades and master of none.
"That's as high as we go for this particular garage." - Yakko
Carter/Clinton: JC wasn't a throwback from the Carter Era
I am. Therefore, I think. I think.
"Give the ticket to my husband. He taught me to drive."
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
It's life Jim, But not as we know it!!
It began in the year 2257...
G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
PSSSSSST! Hey! Ya wanna buy some taglines?
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
Yes yes yes. We heard them all. Any new material?
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Dog's favorite game - "Now guess where I did it.
Hmmmmmmm... What to write here? Hmmmmmmmmm...
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy.
Pardon me while I go throw up...
Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet!
Arguing with a Fundie is like dueling with an unarmed man.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract!
Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc.
CD players: All that technology and it STILL skips!!!!
"How to Relieve pain" ─ by Ann L. Gesick
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! Troi
Drive A: format failure, formatting C: instead...
"Is something gonna happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
WWhhaatt ddooeess DDUUPPLLEEXX mmeeaann??
Memo to Florida State Legislators: DO SOMETHING... ANYTHING!
Boy, this is some thunder storm, isn}....*.... NO CARRIER
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
Another Bad Idea: Bowling with a sphere of annihilation.
Deja Dew: The Feeling that you've drunk that soda before.
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh
Bill & Hillary: They've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Oxymoron: Congressional Responsibility.
Lando's not a system, he's a man. - Han Solo
Why "95"?:(# of minutes to install)
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
The refs are always in the wrong.
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are found in the same head
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Life is too short _NOT_ to take BBSing seriously.
Compressed DATA!!! QWK..PKUNZIP him!!!! * Picard
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
This is a Moving Message.
Clinton presidency = America being held hostage!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter.
Borgspere - To be or not to be, that is the collective.
"Space 'em boys!" - Cyborged Pirate
(Make up your own tagline; I'm too tired.)
The pucks stops here, and boy does it hurt!
OXYMORON : Civil war
Lonely, Worf seeks a Dog/Turtle hybrid for companionship.
The absent are always WRONG!
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us." -- Janet
Clinton Casualty: Get a piece of the Little Rock...
"Weekends were made for programming." - Karl Lehenbauer
We have met the enemy -- and he tasted GREAT!
What? Monday again! Didn't we have that last week.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
All the Who's down in Whoville, the tall and the small...
Why not let her drive and use both hands?
"I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it?" - Dot
Robin Hood was a terrorist.
What you feed, grows. Plants, Children, Love, Hate, Fear.
Oh yea, well my daddy....
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile.
Kick ass now, take names later.
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
Oxymoron: Data Processing.
Bother! said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
tHαt!ll téÆch 'em▀
On a clear dais, you can speak forever.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Some Things Must be Believed Before They Can Be Seen!
No screwdriver, just a hammer... and a BIGGER one too!!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts...
Bumper Sticker on Saucer-"UFO's do it in Orbit"
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
Windows and Quayle - two MAJOR wastes of space!
Do I have pets? Do Playboy Bunnies count?
He's a legend in his own mind.
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
I keep reading some really strange messgaes here...
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." - Clinton
Never wear anything in public that panics your cat.
System error: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
"Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff....." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Bill Clinton: America's first amateur President.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard
Friends in low places are irrelevant. --Garth of Borg.
Money isn't everything: usually it isn't even enough.
BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN!!! beckon the call beckon the call...
Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra.
dont ever let your self be seen punk in drublic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS.
"Let's finish him off!" - Wakko "Right!!" - Yakko/Dot
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
Life is a game, and money is how you keep score.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
"Military Defeats" ─ by Major Disaster and General Mayhem
Knocked; you weren't in. -- Opportunity
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Why haven't you answered your E-Mail? My CPU said CUL8R!
Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies.
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
Couldn't repair the brakes, so we made your horn louder.
OXYMORON : Gourmet Tex-Mex
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
Oh, Bother!, said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't." - Quark
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Oxymoron: junk food
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill!
Why is paper always strongest at the perforations?
This is your sysop. ┬╟┤ï$ ¡s á µsÉΓ φñ dΓµg$.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
"The minute their screens are down open fire." Anan 7
Oh shut up and close your eyes girl!
Fire's cool, huh huh huh B&B
Huh huh...hey Beavis...I'm playing tag with my line..huh huh
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!
If not us, then who? If not now, then when?
Other than that, how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
And that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped.
Reporters do it daily.
Negative.. Negative.. I'm not a main character so I missed.
"I'd give real money if he'd shut up." - McCoy
Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators the way he did?
Gen Patton: Ol' Blood 'n Guts. Bill Clinton: Ol' Cut 'n Run
Ensign Dracula? He's undead, Jim.
"Good luck, boy. Beware Justice." -- Madame Xanadu
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
"Hello, Nurse!" - Wakko "Somebody get me a crowbar!" - Lady
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
What is this, a Chinese fire drill? - Sun Tzu
That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
CAT'S ARE NOT CLEAN,THEY'RE JUST COVERED IN "CAT SPIT".
A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - s.w.
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
AD&D Famous last words: Dammit, this thing won't die!
History repeats itself. That's what's wrong with history.
It appears to be a Romulan WarbioXT|uX+n NO CARRIER
Phone bill?... what phone bill, honey??
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weinie
Don't turn around! Der Komissar's in town!
Joycelyn Elders: living proof that quotas reduce quality.
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
Good News: The new Pkzip has been releα^╬#φ%^!▓¿$≈⌡.#$▄
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" - Butt-Head
Shake well before and after use.
"Need a Hand?" : Paris to Holodoc
Nice legs...for a human. -Worf
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. --Tao of Pooh.
DM Advice: Used character sheets make good tinder.
I taught @TOFIRST@ all @TOFIRST@ knows; that's why I have little left.
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton.
Coming soon from IBM: PowerPCjr.
Fauns are never Satyr-sfied!
_ <--Tribble after a double martini
In the beginning was the word, but when the second word was added,
Fisherman catches calendar: reeling in the years.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
Think mangohazelnutcookiesespressobelgianchocolate...ice cream!
You've won a free spin on the "Wheel of Meat"!
Deja Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before.
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!"
Deja Ooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
What would you little maniacs like to do first?
Old virus detected! Contact your hacker for an update ...
In a logical world, men would ride sidesaddle.
Profuse apologies to the registered rabble.
Internal Stack OverBlow. System Erupted.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Real SysOps turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Mommy why are Quentin and Mark doing that youngster thing
"How do you expect me to average 55 miles an hour if I don't speed?"
The Elvis stamp is to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet.
Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
If you disagree with a liberal, you're a racist homophobe.
If voting actually changed things, they'd make it illegal. -- Biafra
Isaac Asimov is a weenie.
"My dentist always looks at my nads. I have full coverage." - Beavis
Windows95: If I wanted a Mac, I would of bought one.
"You're losing your grippe!" said Tom fluently.
Copyright 1991 Milli Vanilli Taglines, Inc.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
I'm not a vampire, I just eat like one.
Hey GI...Wanna make numer one boom-boom?
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"These Baptists are *stupid*, *stupid*, *stupid*.!" -- Ed Wood
98% of all statistics are useless...
URA Redneck if you know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
Standing Member, Subliminal Education eXchange
Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours.
ASCII: Outdated ANSI
Rule Number Six: There is NO... Rule Six!
I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter.
Building Bigger and Better Hangovers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
Can I call your BBS Collect??
You're a redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
Truth does not matter; PERCEPTION of truth does.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
It was all so different before everything changed.
Saw ELVIS! He sat between Jesus and me on the UFO
This LAN is my LAN, This LAN is your LAN...
Emoticon: :-% Smiley banker
Not as good as I once was, as good once as I ever was.
KHYF...................Know how you feel
"The dark man walked and smiled." - The Stand
One man's upload is another man's download
My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
Windows: For a good night's sleep while you wait.
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
Sort point !!!!!
Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2!
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Hello and welcome to Personality Disorder Theatre.
"Hhmmpp! Chemical monster. Put him *down*, Eric." - Crow
ITSFWI.................If the shoe fits, wear it
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
"If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?" - Data
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me..."
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Kleptomaniacs should take something for it
Bald Eagle + Spotted Owl = Owl Gore
Dilate: What happens when you live too long.
BTW - Your tagline is history, dude! <g>
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Deja Moo: An odd feeling of knowing you've heard "that bull.." before.
Slugfest: An escargot cook-off.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.
Oxymoron: Data Administration.
The X-Files: Trust No One.
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Oxymoron: Government savings.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
Oxymoron: federal assistance
As funny as an epileptic fit.
Does it really matter what cola I drink?
Never wrestle a pig, you get dirty, and the pig likes it
I am not a modem addict. I can quit anytime. Well almost
TRUST me I am a POLITICIAN
I'm feeling trancedental... Am I here?
Bother! said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
I'm getting a full-body tatoo of me, but taller.
Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
We do it for the Halibut.
Look Ma! My screen is all GUI!
Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@.
He who possesses the hockey stick, rules the household!
Sysoping Law #1: New users always find the glitch.
Don't like the Moderator, huh! You want the job?
It's not easy having a good time.
All Taglines lead to the end of the message.
Bush of Borg: Not gonna assimilate, wouldn't be prudent.
The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and Hogwash
Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro.
Down you go, suffer long, down you go, sin make me strong
"Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
The other day I... No, waitaminit, that wasn't me... - s.w.
Everything comes with cables, manuals, and boxes.
OXYMORON : Easy-open cap
That's not what I meant - Official Clinton Quote.
Spam Kinison -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
I'm not lost, I'm locationally challenged.
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
Have engaged Borg, Ring was assimilated!
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Kirk
"That's it!! I'll give you an eggroll! Here's your eggroll!" - Sasha
Error finding CUTE.DOT-- DOT.SYS not loaded.
"OHIO IS NOT THE HEART OF IT ALL" -- G. Voinovich
That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.
"Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
"We're stretching for the comedy here folks." -- Slappy Squirrel
The WORLD is my ashtray.
Forget Santa--being naughty is its OWN reward!
Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
If cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
Goldfish don't bounce - Bart Simpson
The Slick Willie Reader. Registration $25 + tax + tax + tax
Tagline challenge:To be a genius in 45 spaces
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus spoke out most often against hypocrites.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator.
Everybody: Erase the taglines that came with your reader.
Hand me that ax, Eugene. I'm about to do some hacking...
Don't bother looking for this tagline. It isn't here.
"Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
If COWS have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
Die Hard: With Honor.
Every living thing wants to survive.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge.
"You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth."
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell
Something under the bed is drooling...
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here for prize
Most people wish to serve God--but only in an advisory capacity.
"Bother," said Pooh, as William Tell sneezed
"You speak English? How much?" I asked. "$25," she said
Budwiser: The more bud you smoke the wiser you get.
Maybe I don't want to have a nice day
Warning: Too many messages can be hazardous to you health
A good tagline is worth a 100 line message!
▀▐▀▐▀▐▀▐▀ crawling through the furnace ▐▀▐▀
Don't need a 386 to run
Cat: Furry alarmclock.
Clinton supporters know how the Indians felt!
Gag Sen. Helms...STOP ART CENSORSHIP
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records?
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.
"Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck if your mother is your sister.
Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude
I'm gonna choke the guy who started taglines.
Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING...
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Who's Jim Varney?", he asked earnestly?
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
AD&D Quote: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
"Even smiling makes my face ache." -- Dr. Frank N. Furter
Meanwhile, back at reality. . . - G. Lucas
Support NAFTA, export Clinton and Bore
Is it a Barbara Streisand concert or a Bill Clinton campaign rally?
Make both love and war: Get married
Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.
Fresh out of smart comments
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
"We're not that stupid, we just know the plot." - Yakko
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
"Racketeering" ─ by Dennis Court
Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.
"The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes."
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
Is it Bill the Cat or Bill the Clinton or just BC?
Oxymoron: moral lawyer
Light speed is too slow!
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
F*S*? *>FIRE!<* Novel? <sniff, sniff> *>FIRE!<*
Wholly Inadaquate Needless Damned Outrageouse Waste of Space
Oxymoron: Congressional Action.
Legislate verbs, not nouns.
"Brown Spots on the Wall" ─ by Who Flung Doo
Often incorrect, but never uncertain
"There is power in their madness..." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that the bus driver was on acid
Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.....
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer.Says he can get himself off.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Have you hugged your computer today?
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Lie: I've been thinking about buying this for myself.
"Sleeping with the Enemy", starring Bill Clinton.
Copyright (C) 1995, The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research.
You're a Redneck if: You go to family reunions to look for dates.
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
First we're going to cut it off, then we're going to kill it.
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
"I'm slaying him!" - Yakko Warner
Shirley you jest. -SLR
Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
Cat sleeping on my shoulders--the *only* way to wear fur.
Don't be paranoid... they're going to get you anyway.
New Orleans Directions: Lakeside, Riverside, Uptown, Downtown
To err is human, but I forgive you.
You get what you pay for,,,,,unless you use tax money.
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
I did not see Elvis -Bart
Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
The PS/2! It's! Hummm, uhhhh IBM compatible!
<WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer
Does history record any case in which the majority is right?
Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow!
Every man has the right to be wrong in his opinions,
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N?
Not hitting on all cylinders.
Be careful what you take with you into your old age.
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
Do not put statements in the negative form
Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
I allus spelz reel gud!
"Do Scottish wiccans do it---`sky plaid'?"
Navy pilot's worst nightmare: %#.* NO CARRIER
8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8
ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe
Derogatory term of the 90's: "What a Clinton!"
Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted.
In case of an actual, please RUN!
There is no such thing as peace. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
Hackers of the world, unite!
...on another tagline.
Bother! said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
"Hey! Where's the tagline I left here a minute ago?"
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
Clinton thinks he's a wit. At least he's HALF right.
Hey Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
OVERDRAWN?? Whadya MEAN??? I still have checks left!
665 and 667: live across the street from the beast
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Def: Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
Humility hovers on the pecipice of conceit - Aristotle
Happy Modeming, Always!
Never underestimate the power of Stupidity.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
I've seen a vegetable truck, and heard an onion ring.
Seminar For Women: Why Cars Require Oil Changes More Than Once A Year.
Oxymoron: Christian education.
Def: Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation
"With liberty and justice for all." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first.
Hello, incontinence hotline? Can you please hold for a s
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message.
A cultist: one who voted for the Clintons.
For Sale: Long Range Barney Assault Rifles.
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It!
Thy taglines are useless, boiled within thy skull! -- Tagspeare
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
Running on a full-blown 4.77 Mhz PC clone!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I
It was hot the night we burned chrome. . . .
Breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?
"The DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon."
Veja Du: The feeling that you have never been there before.
Opona: Celtic Goddess of Horses.
I'm not flaming, I'm just smoldering!
I'M THE MAN! I'M THE MAN! I'M SO BAD I'M IN DETENTION!
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
No Warp? Worf, Data, get out and push...I'll steer!
Oxymoron: Too many taglines ;-)
I said NO to drugs but they didn't listen!
You'd be surprised how far a hug goes - Riker
We are the Borg. We need 1500 large pizzas. All will be assimilated.
Rub her feet. L. Long
"Our new friend!" -- Yakko Warner
Mulder: Do you find me spooky?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better."
Elect George Jetson President in 1992!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
Excuse me... what does God need with an echo?
I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
I THINK...therefore I KNOW!
John Pigman was an artist, man.
Moderator Mode ... on alert.
GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.
"The Snakes of Set will run for their hiding holes." -- Shamish
C:\ONGRTLNS.W95
A rooster clucks defiant. A lawyer...
Don't applaud just send taglines.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
Only command not rejected by a cat: EAT
Stop crack! Make Rednecks wear belts!
(PS/2) + (OS/2) = PSOS (Pretty Sorry Overpriced Stuff)
URA redneck if you turn your cap backwards before you sit down to eat.
A perpetual desire for power after power. - Hobbes
Liberals prove not everything in nature has a function!
I Didn't Know I You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
Science Fiction:The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.<CS Lewis>
Bytes are just small "HICKIES" on the HARD DISK!
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
Def: Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.
π ■ CmpQwk #UNREG ■ Only lamers use Windows mail readers!
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
Some taglines are better than the messages that contain them.
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
"Without Warning" ─ by Oliver Sudden
Poor Taste Inc - Bringing it all together real soon now
Some gals like to kiss my face. Is it luck?
Have a taste of my hypercorrosive croutons, arch-villian!
"Spit bubbles are irrelevant." - Wakko Warner of Borg
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
"That's worse than `Sweatin' to the Oldies'!" - Yakko Warner
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
Things only appear to get lost--they're waiting for you in next week.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C? AAARRRGGGHHH.
Nice Computers don't go down! <g> But GOOD girls do!
"What's so troublesome about not having died?" - McCoy
Send Clinton-Gore back to the South, and their husbands too!
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
Football: violence with committee meetings.
I smell a rat, Radar...what did you do with it?
Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make?__________
Very funny, Scotty - now beam down my clothes.
<WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
"The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." - Darth Vader
I had to delete Windows,my cat ate the mouse.
Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.
Don't just do something, stand there.
Lie: I've never betrayed a confidence.
TOMORROW, TODAY!
Clinton Fan Club, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
Not even the cute and fuzzy bunnies can stop us now!
Clinton is doing it with everybody.
$1000 reward for finding this man:
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." Kirk
"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since......" - Darth Vader
"I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails."
Its Heavy Hometown New Wave Cold-Filtered Low Calorie Dry
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
You took the TagLines right out of my mouth.
Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Quite an interesting Tagline. Think I'll take it with me.
The real world is not user-friendly.
The person who dies with the most taglines ... wins!
Kill him a lot.
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
Young Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.
Def: Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
The cat lets me live here.
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
A bad workman always blames his tools
Illiterate? Write for FREE brochure.
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
My cat walks all over me!
Oxymoron: systematically at random
Beer, Budweiser, ice cold - Riker
JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER
"@TOFIRST@ looks lost out there!"
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
It's 1 of those time-travel things--U wouldn't understand
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA.
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?"
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron
Pakleds' favorite song: Things That Make You Go! HMMM!
Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy.
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
666,000 -- The number of the kilobeast.
"Hello, lady in the tree!" - Wakko Warner
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
One good turn gets all the blankets!
A message from the depths of Hell!
It's Saudi duty time!
My other vehicle is a Sun Crusher.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
Temporary sysop access granted!
"Lawrence Welk in China" ─ by Anna Wong, Anna Tieu
"AGH!! It's a NIGHTMARE! I'm seeing *SIX WARNERS*!!" - Plotz
Oxymoron: Plastic Canvas.
Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes...It's Today!
Hackers DO IT concurrently.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his VC patrol through the wire.
I am Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
We are from the Government. Please grab your ankles.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
Another casualty of applied metaphysics. -- Hobbes
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
BATches, BATches, we don' need no steenkin' BATches!
Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Operator halted-- Animaniacs is on!
It is...It is...<sniff>.. It is Green - Data
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
The heck with fuzzy slippers! Just give me a warm cat on my
Can you believe it? This message really does end!
I was up all night trying to round off -((infinity)/2)+1!
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music.
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System? Y/y/a
'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true.
"Old taglines for New!" er..oops- "NEW TAGLINES FOR OLD!"
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Hardware hackers DO IT electrically.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
I want my public to be the masses.<Fuertes>
Def: Hardware: n. The part you kick.
Is it really 3:00am? I'll come to bed in a sec...RING.ATA
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Who beta tested Preparations A through G, and why?
Win95: 95 = Your monthly long distance cost in dollars to MS Tech Spt..
Death is just the Cosmic "NO CARRIER".
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
"It is better to copulate then never." -- RAH
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Why won't this dang thing work?
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
Data and Tasha, when the bulkheads shook.
Avoid diseases not backed by a national foundation.
"Can I kiss one of the bridesmaids instead?"
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
Murphy's tagline law: There's never enough room to reall
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
Hackers do It with all sorts of characters
What you commit yourself to become determines who you are
Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
Life is just downtime between QWK packets.
God's okay. His fan club is what has me worried.
Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar?
If sheep=ram + donkey=ass why is ram+ass=goose?
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Barney - A Jurassic Park DNA sequencing error between dinosaur & Bozo
"Monsters" ─ by Frank N. Stein
"NO!! Not them! Don't even say their--" - Plotz "You rang?!" - Yakko
It's IN the Mail !! Believe me !!
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
Oxymoron: death benefits
Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
"But I feel like celebrating!" -- Q "I don't!" -- Picard
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
If I had $0.00001 for every time Windows crashed...
Nice computers don't go down on you...
Def: Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Swift as a shadow, short as any tagline. -- Tagspeare
"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?" - Pinky
Would you like a Yes/No prompt? (Y/N)
Ura Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
"What are you drinking, Bela?" "Formaldahyde."
Blue Wave! Not just for FidoNet anymore!
Data, I want to have a look in here. - Picard
Ladies Golf Lessons - By Rasta Palmer, Bedroom Golf Champ
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Snap, Crackle, Pop - Cereal Line Noise
There's never a cat around when you need one.
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
Tell me, Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod
Tagline removed due to lack of interest.
Def: Outpatient: A person who fainted
Jurassic Park -- Only the Amiga made it possible!
"No bed-hopping on the Promenade!"--Odo
I'm married!? Was I *that* drunk!?
I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet!
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
Who am I? User unknown
"Better let her go, Sisko. She's all we've got." -- Odo
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
Damn that television! What a bad picture!
Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed...
I invest in Negotiable Blondes.
Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ...
He will join us or die, my master. - Vader
How are ya doing? Good I hope! See ya later.....|-)
Choconiverous: Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.
Def: Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun...
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do...
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the judge he was an endangered species.
Have you hugged your cactus today?
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
"Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
I wuz lernd my english!
Oxymoron: Small Crowd.
Don't rock the boat if you can't swim!
"The foolish and unwary find waiting death." -- Drow Proverb
Never iron in the nude.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.
*Speeeeewwwwwww*!!!! That's gross!
Touch not the cat but a-glove. -MacPherson clan motto
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
I must be cruel, only to be taglined. Tagspeare, Hamlet
Abolish anal retentiveness!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.
n+1 trivial tasks take twice as long as n trivial tasks.
A dog is the only thing that loves you more than you love yourself.
Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
Here today, dawn tommorow.
F-Shock: discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino.
It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR!
Feature (n) a BUG with seniority.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Well begun is half done.
Electricians are live wires!
The thrill of the chase is worth the pain.
I didn't shoot J.R.
Famous last words: Kids, don't try this at home!
URA Redneck if you have to hitch your house to a tree.
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
I got out of bed for *this*?
Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
"Oh I get it, it's a whole Star Trek gag thingy..." - Dot
Oxymoron: Devout Atheist.
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
The ghost of things to be avoided.
Lie: I missed the bus.
XXXXXXXXXX Better Taglines Through Confiscation XXXXXXXXX
Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
"Oochie whoochie coochie coo!" - McCoy
May the Frog of Grace flatulate in your skillet.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
I practice moderation to excess.
BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly
"Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok!" - Czech Christmas
That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!
Real SysOps answer their E-Mail and Comments.
"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Walt Kelly in POGO
Clinton: n: another LBJ in the White House!
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
Why are there no grey M&M's?
Love truth but pardon error.
Live long, prosper, and may The Force be with you!
Middle of the roaders get run over by both sides.
Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time!
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
Friends help you move. True friends help you move... bodies.
And on the 8th day, God switched to SLMR 2.1a!
Stable relationships are for horses.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
Computer Guru....Baba Ram Dos
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he.
$19.95!!! $49.95!!! $99.95!!! $199.95!!! [Price Tagline]
Oh great! He's running Windows! Now, he'll REALLY be mad!
Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am!
It doesn't look like it'll happen now, maybe...
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
There's nothing like a dog to give your home that lived-in look.
Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this." -- Calvin
A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
That is not a weakness... that is life - Picard
Four of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n) --
The rain in Spain falls mainly ... down.
It's not the size of your RAM, but how you allocate it.
DESQview does Windoze.
What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold.
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps backup
"I've got sand in my food", said Tom grittily.
Deja Nientendu: the feeling that you've played this game before.
When I'm Modeming, I'm 25 again, staying up all night ...
Why don't you take out a loan and buy a CLUE??!!??
President Clinton: Oxymoron or Oxford Moron?
MASOCHIST: Windows programmer with a smile!
AST: NOT "those other three letters"!!!
AD&D Quote: "But I'm *already* dead!"
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Oxymoron: artificial snow
Steal Taglines? You can't steal my T
Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators!
while (1) { dollar++; sleep(60 * 60 * 24); }
Window Error:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.
The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. -- Obi Wan
I'm a Pea - I can feel a princess through 50 matresses
Vampires don't attack Lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
Baby we will never go back... and If love is real....
Real SysOps make their own ANSI welcome screens.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Burglary" ─ by Jimmy Delox
Orcs get all the girls. -- Worf
Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.
Worf, that man is BRIAN MULRONEY! Set phaser on KILL!
Fire, Mr. Worf!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
Oxymoron: Loving Hate.
Oh sure! Bu
Hardware hackers DO IT with maximum ratings.
Be still as a mountain, move like a great river. Wu Yu-hsiang
I'm starting to remember why I turned tags off!
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
"Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"It could be worse." "It's worse." - Leia and Han
An "offsides" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
This is not what you think.
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
No fear, no hate, no pain, (no broken hearts)
Now if only The Whalers could fight like that in a game...
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
FIDO lie #IX Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
Drunk Borg:"Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?"
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
What does Keyboard Time expired mea¬°
Why is it that when _I_ post off-topic messages, I get moderated?
Why do smokers think the world is their ashtray?
Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
"We will crush them with the screams of toddlers." -- Wesley
I program like a MAN. I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
If God had trusted Adam he wouldn't have created Eve.
Illiterate? Write for a free brochure!
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
Memory is a thing we forget with.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The Second Amendment follows the First...
As funny as a chicken-wire canoe.
Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation.
What do you mean, Sense THIS!? -Troi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Imperial drone.
Get a life:Chris Elliot needs one, don't you?
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
Def: Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
No, not Tandy, @TOFIRST@ said Realistically.
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on SLMR!
"So, I'm *not* a vampire," Tom reflected.
Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change!
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
Better immersion than to live untouched.<Olsen>
"En-uff with the Taglines already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
"T-Bird, you idiot... the blood is on the inside." - The Crow
New Divorce Barbie, She comes with all Ken's accessories!
"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." - Q
There is more to reality than meets the eye
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - s.w.
YKYHW: You copy every Tagline you can find.
Close enough for Government Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feeling lucky? Update your software.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
In Case Of Fire, Rescue Taglines.
"The unnatural, that too is natural." - Goethe
Once upon a time.....(Oh no NOT again!)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a pointed stick and kill it?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
Taueret, Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing.
Computer taglines are out of style.
Elvis has logged off the system...
Save the fire for later, pace yourself.
Field tested: Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
Iraqi Bingo: B-1 F-16 B-52 A-10 M-2 F-15 A-4 F-117...
Just a few taglines.
I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR
"Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner!"
She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced!
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!
Rude Awakening: A cat's tongue across your eyelid.
URA Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
Bother! said Pooh, when @TO's microwave exploded.
"I don't know what I am..." - The Crow
*** Local 144 Tagline Writers ON STRIKE ***
Def: Varicose veins: Veins that are very close together.
MuNuQ, said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
Just as courace imperils life, fear protects it. Leonard
Your brain: * Al Gore's brain: ( ). Any questions?
.666 - good beastball batting average
Veni,Vidi,Vici
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
"Do you think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Windows '95.
Capture by design, kill by necessity - Bounty Hunter's Creed
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. - Henry VIII
Send Monopoly money to your favorite TV Evangelist.
"Don't look at me like I know what to do!" - Dr. J. Parrish, "V"
Life's okay, but taglines are better.
Dahmer meals: Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast
Computers are not intelligent. They just think they are.
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline.
Paul_Simon of Borg - "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Who can tell me where Mike Jottlov is today?
Kinky: using a feather. Perverted: using the chicken.
Luxuriously hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
An electrical engineer deals with current events.
OXYMORON : Serious fun
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
Error reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Don't you just hate when people verbify nouns?
All my good taglines are one character too lon
My other computer has an Infinite Improbability Drive.
Should we tell the children when we move?
Bats? -- Worf
Mr Worf...Fire at Will..>BZZZT<...Hey, where'd Riker go?
My wife does bird imitations - she watches me like a hawk
Optimist: Chevy truck owner without a fire extinguisher.
Jesus is a Capricorn. Elvis is a Capricorn.
Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
"Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!"
Why Bother With Taglines?
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
This tagline has been anvil-captioned for the Animaniacs impaired.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Famous Last Words #50: "Make Me!"
"Looks like SOMEBODY never learned to share!" - Yakko
Live and don't learn, that's us. -- Hobbes
Deliverance is at hand! And the Centipede patiently smiles.
Star Wars Galaxy Guides - By West End Games
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar.
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times...
A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List.
AARRGGHH!! I've been subpoenaed to appear in Tagline Court!
I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
URA Redneck if you beat off to Field and Stream.
VîτÜε¿!¿ Wε dÖÑ't gÖt ÑÖ tîÑkîÑg vîτÜε!!!
How did a fool and his money get together anyway?
Why do I do these things to myself?
Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Poland's favorite Olympic sport: javeline catching.
"Don't tell her... she's adopted." - Yakko Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet.
URA redneck if all your relatives have the same last name.
Avoid chocolate, and answer my echomail!
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
"Reality depends on the book I am currently reading." -- Lang
"I never lie and I'm always right." - George Tirebiter
Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> together for IQ test
As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this.
"We require your ship." Norman
Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell...
"Whom they fear they hate." - Quintus Ennius
Trust me when I say never trust anyone who says"Trust me"
Ted Kennedy for President, have a blond in every pond!
"Fade out already, they got the joke." - Slappy Squirrel
Def: Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
Time spent at cons does not count against your lifespan.
AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.
"I fear you must blame your own perverse urges." - Picard
I quite fear that it was all in your mind.
The 10 Commandments: The taglines Moses stole from God.
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell
As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - s.w.
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
White House taken over by 60s rejects...film at 11.
Life would be easier if I had the source code...
"I never let nothing define or limit me." -- Funboy
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Classified ad: Roommate needed. Man or woman preferred.
Windows: Designed on a Monday.
"The kitchen's on fire again."
"Bad Cow Jokes" ─ by Terry Bull
Joggers do it on the run.
"Life is a joke that has just begun..." - Yakko
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggy..." until you find a rock!
HEY!!!! The taglines are down here!!!!!!
Why use shampoo when real poo is free?
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Your seats will be moved down the hall and into the fusion reactor.
It's not the size of the conference, it's the quality.
In a bad mood? Press all the buttons in the elevator!
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
Breathe in experience. Breathe out poetry.<Ruckeyser>
You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*>
Ohandjusthowmanycharactersdoyoureallythinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanywa
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Oxymoron: minor greatness
There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place!
Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again!
It's a man's world...........Okay Honey?????
OXYMORON : College Education
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." -- Runt
TV Truth: Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn.
What Do You Mean, The Supper Is Cold?????
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underware ■
Catalan Opening: Starting a local area network for cats.
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over!
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!
WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows
(666)-XXX-XXXX: Area code of the beast
"The Force is strong...use it for good!" - Young Jedi
Why are there no purple M&M's?
YOU *did* vote out the Democrats in office!!! 11/08/1994.
Out there, thataway!
In following him, I follow but myself.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!
Watch for giant snowflakes!
The mad scientists are calling. -- Crow T. Robot
Servaland & Avon sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G...
Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant.
"You used that excuse LAST month," said Tom periodically.
1332 - two beast, or not two beast?
Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot?
"Are we dead?" - Dot "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
And it harm none, use it as a Tagline!
Software is like entropy: it's hard to grasp,
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
Laziness is a heavy burden . Irish Proverb .
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
Humans and aliens... alone in the night.
File Not Found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
Spring, Where temperatures Spring back and forth
"I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple." - Odo
A book is the only immortality.
"Never try to outstubborn a cat." - Lazarus Long
O.J.- Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
We're not corporate raiders or generals. -- Wisetongue
URA Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators.
Farmers grow magnets in magnetic fields ...
"You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker
Windows NT Performance - Now there's an Oxymoron.
*NEW* Candy coated communion wafers! Jesus Pieces!
Def: Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
DOS 5.0 - Yesterdays operating system, today!
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls !
Whoa, that lighting was real clo..@#!@#$%NO CARRIER
"...hold the chicken between your knees...."
"Captain, I sense...Chocolate!" - Troi.
(Q)- Picard never hit me! (Sisko)- I'm not Picard!!
Existance is not only temporary, its pointless. Calvin
"There's something else I have to show you." - Martin, "V"
ProgrammerSpeak: Unstable=Stand back it's about to blow
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
Expert advice is a great comfort, even when it's wrong.
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution" - Gauguin
══════ Official Sysop Betaweenie ══════
Uh... Is FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?
If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Mexican name?
Def: Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
"Think. Think think. Think" said Pooh, and got a headache.
Just trying out life--not registered yet...
Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
It is not necessary to light a candle in the sun.
There used to be a Tagline here, but it got a job and moved.
Vy not vacation in Sveden this year?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, FN -- how long will it take?
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
Still shackled to the shadow that followed you...
Before you kill a lawyer, torture him.
Oxymoron: rear admiral
"Advertisments" ─ by Bill Board
My hard drive has a furball and my cat has bad sectors.
Daddy? Why don't fish smile?
Stupidity isn't fatal--but it should be.
"Four blocks north. If it's not there, eight blocks south."
"OoooOOOOoooobuggeroffooooOOOOoooo"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
Caution: I drive using The Force.
Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
Forrest Rooney: Didja ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates?
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
In a bad mood? Drop bugs on passersby!
"Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan
Hockey players do it by pucking on the ice.
Democrat Motto: I had some morals, but I gave them away.
URA Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
Don't bother me, Worf is about to kill something!
Smile :-) it will stretch your ugly face.
Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
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CFL Fans like it longer, wider and faster!
As funny as a perforated parachute.
GOOD: Goofy Obnoxious Outrageous Dude
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
Love is a great beautifier.<Alcott>
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it.
Is this the best this board has to offer???
Giant radioactive salamanders are coming.
"Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs!" - Dot Warner
He cheats, but he's honest about it.
Lukewarm...? Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket?
Deja Tue: The feeling that this is the second time you've been there.
What does a fool do on Monday, go to work!
"Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula!" - Janeway
Cal Webster headbutts steel posts for fun.
Beverly can turn Data off, but only Tasha can turn him on.
When in doubt, truncat
Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking.
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Tower: "Say position." Pilot: "Position."
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton
I am Buttons of Borg. Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
Conservative: The mix of megalomania and stupidity.
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
"Help me, Obi-Wan @LN@. You're my only hope."
Is there a Lemon Law for Presidents too?
College is just High School with ashtrays.
It's @TIME@. Do you know where your modem is?
He's dead Jim, but he's vulcan. He'll pull out of it.
Oh my gosh! I've run out of tag lines!
Moderators have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17.
Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?! - Opus
NO CARRIER? How are we gonna land this modem?
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECOVERY ROOM: A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY.
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again?
Why don't kids fight for custody of parents?
Worf Scale: It is a good day to DIET.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
If E=MC^2, why's there always room for Jello?
==__-*- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
Doctors do it with patience.
Silence is sometimes golden, and sometimes just yellow.
"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass." - P. Venkman
"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" - G.Carlin
Felonious Assault: Throwing a cat at someone
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
"One grows tired of everything. Except power." - Doctor Who
**********DO NOT FEED THE MODERATOR**********
Share the fantasy!
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs - Dr. Forrester
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy.
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
Take A SYSOP To Lunch. He Needs A Steady Diet Of Bytes....
IF + . is NOT = THEN might have been wearing a Ω
BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail.
Q: Why'd the convict want a computer?
I'm a loser babe so why don't ya kill me...BANG!!!
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Reformat drive C: [Y]es [O]k [F]ine by me?
"Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!"
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is
MURPHY WAS AN OPTOMIST.
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
This is Rick `Mega' Burwell of TAG-X Pro. He's ßeta, Jim.
Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper.
It took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving!
Excuse me, are those Budgie Bat jeans you're wearing?
I brake for brick walls.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
"Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator.
I'm a Redneck, Kiss me!
Don't you think it's about time you tried me?
My tagline is on the blink again.
Run Time Error 485728403 ...SysOp Obviously Crazy.
Mr. Worf, Fire until you see the whites of their eyes! · Picard
Unable to locate registration -- SLMR halted
He said "Smile, things could be worse!" I did! They were!
Ivo who? Nobel what?
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." - Marlene Dietrich
"I've fallen and I can't giddayup" - Mr. Ed
It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!
"Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful!" Cyrano Jones
Def: Dew: Air that looks wet.
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this Tagline.
Make like a snail and leave a trail.
Dieting: The art of letting the hips fall where they may.
Ideally, Life is a Gas ... PV = nRT
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?"
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
Hey Sysop! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
#define while if
"Hello? Am I alone in here? This is voodoo..." -- Mike Nelson
Beavis lied for your SIMMS....
If you believe in free speech, can I use your phone
I don't have ADD!!!! Now, what were we talking about?
But Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!
"I am Kira of Borg." Now there's a terrifying thought...
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
"Whaddyer mean, 'I burnt the oatmeal'?... That's coffee!"
Good golf, good tennis, or whatever makes you happy.
Nuke the Smurfs.
Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
Jews: God is 1! Atheists: God is i!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
Ooh, what a headache... <:-(
It's time I contribute a few of my personal favorites:
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" -- Yakko Warner
Chocolate moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
GI: Kissing a loved one. BI: Kissing a total stranger.
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now!
'Let's see the instant replay on that!' - H. Cosell
"Come on over for barbecue," said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily.
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it.
Bring me some French food immediately!
Little does everyone know that Chelios was referring to me. MUhahaha!
It's dah right reader baby, uh-huh.. uh-huh...
My opinions are not those of my ex-employer.
AAAAA - American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
Is your hard drive running? You better cache it!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream pies.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. - Tommy Lasorda
Why don't we do it in the road?
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
Engaging in faxual contact?... Use cover sheets.
If it's not Erotic, it's not interesting
Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter.
We should go metric every inch of the way!
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
Kneel. Your are in the presence of Greatness.
To a cat (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking."
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Starvation of unrich children is not my concern. Reagan
"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
Do you have any toy-train schedules?
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
To improve your self-image, do something for someone else
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
"Another pass. I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
My name is not Dr. Death -Bart Simpson
Worry not, dear Kender. We're just going to cut off your hands!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)uke?
"Bother," said Pooh, often.
Clinton Defense #2: "I wrote my campaign speech on April 1st!"
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
Nine pence in the shilling.
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
"See if you can hit my curve, Yeh you can hit the curve!"
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
Deja Blue: the feeling we're going to see Blue Wave tags.
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Windows Backup Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Life is one long process of getting tired.
"@TOFIRST@ wipes him up!"
Apathy? Who cares about apathy?
Oxymoron: fast idle
=! Elvis Alive! Lives in Water Tower With Warner Bros. & Sister Dot !=
Deja Fu: The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before.
Oxymoron: clearly confused
╔═══ guns don't kill people..I kill people ═══╝
"You have responsibilities, junior..." - Crow
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] the Topic Cop.
Why do you read taglines?
God is a comic playing to an audience that won't laugh.
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
You tell 'em Goldfish, You've been around the globe.
Weird Gravity: One man's cieling is another man's wall.
"Over here!" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
If'n you ain't the grand-daddy of all liars!
Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
Blood of the sisters. Rage of the Mother. -- Black Fury
"Star Spangled Barrio" ─ by Jose Canusee
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won
Hackers DO IT without protection.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Lets not stay any longer than we have to.
"Bother," said Pooh, "We'd better nuke 'em from orbit"
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. - Picard
TV Truth: Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
Dan Quayle: A real Mr. potatoe head.
He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is this.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: ARTERY: THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS.
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
Handle!? Why would I want to hide behind a handle?
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
Remember, you don't have to be smart to be a Sysop. <Jym Fox>
Stupid or apathetic? Don't know and don't care.
"There is do, and not do. There is no try." Yoda
If you can't make it good, make it big and FAST!
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Backup my hard drive? I can't find reverse!
Windows - Where Idiots Needlessly Do Often Wander Stupidly
Hey buddy, got any spare time ?
Blondes also prefer gentlemen!!
The highest bidder catches the most politicians.
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader
She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
Oh, hell! My mood ring just exploded!
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue.
What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
American politics, the best that money can buy.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Bill Clinton's favorite breakfast? Waffles.
DEC 12, 1899: George F. Grant patented golf tee.
He's dead Jim-get his phaser I'll get his wallet
Giving money to Government is like giving drugs to addict
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3
All mimsy were the borogoves
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food.
Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save parts
You don't want to pay for abortions; I don't want to pay for churches.
"Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff...." - Butt-Head
Do you care to surrender now, Captain? - Riker
"You think Jim suspects he's Kodos?" McCoy "He'd better." Spock
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Chance to get ahead.
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?" - Yakko Warner
Whyisit women never remember to put the lid UP?
If you gonna die anyway, why worried about smoke???
Is 230 watts enough power for OS/2?
"And so convenient to the Mouth of Hell!" <MST3K>
Rednecks are people, too!
Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the myrddraal face.
Windows 95: Get stoned before you install it.. the crashes are COOL!
Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: They can't spell PORSCHE!
"Have *you* ever tried carrying a building?" -- Stonewall
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nibbled on himself
For every expert, there's an equal and opposite expert!
Oxymoron: fast Windows
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
If DeForest Kelly dies, would he turn into Bones?
Naaah, couldn't be!
Nuclear War can also be called Urban Renewal.
The U.S. Constitution: The only lawful Contract With America!
"I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired."
Cat: Pit bull junk food.
* <-- Tribble *>=o] <-- Yakko with a Tribble on his head
Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
Moral failure (core dumped)
URA Redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do.
I got real close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke.
My other tagline is a Porsche.
"I'll go get the stick", said Tom fetchingly.
I am VR of Borg. You will be simulated!
With a thousand smiles, she gives to me free Hendrix
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
B.Gates:"quality software" R.McDonald:"gourmet cuisine"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
Sanity not found: <A>bort, <I>gnore, <R>etry, <F>ail?
I'm more humble than you are!
"We are See-Cubed - the Cosmic Cutie Commandos!"
Def: Hacker: Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER.
Income is something you can't live without or within
There are three things that we can do with your dead mom
The end of the world will occur this Friday at 3:00 PM,
A dog is the only love that money can buy.
Anahl nathrac...uthvoss bethard...dothiel dienvay!
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn!
Are TAGLINE Sales allowed in Conferences? Film at 11!
Groucho of Borg - "That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!"
If "The Picard Manuever (shirt tug)" is a family trait - YMBAT
Face west and bow to EKO!
Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey"
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.
If men had PMS there would be vacations every 2 weeks!
SPAM: Slime Posing As Meat -Jay Leno
Deja Boo! (Son of Casper?)
Four Puerto Ricons in quicksand = Quatro Cinco
Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Windows 3.1 is for wannabe computer gurus.
The First Share of the Kill For the Greatest in Station.
AHH! Thats better...piece and quite...
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kneecapped the informer.
How better else to spend a weekend?
Riker, the Holodeck wasn't meant for *THAT*! - Picard
No, I'm tellin' ya my cat ate my 1040 form.
Christians are God's ambassadors, not His policemen.
New Borg Movie: Borg: the Experience.
Common BBS talk: ILYKL; I'll let you know later.
Something in the way she moves... - Beatles
Earth is a beta site.
Oxymoron: almost safe
Hey la, hey la, the Moderator's back...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality...
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
NAGLINE "Put on a sweater before you catch a cold."
Disks travel in packs.
Let's get together and do a few lines.
Pick those nits!
Recycling: It's a way of life!
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Get off your ASCII!
"Beverly Hills Cop: The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
MESSAGE GOES BOTTOMLESS IN PUBLIC ECHO; TAGLINE LEFT BEHIND
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane. ___ Blue WaveQWK v2.12
"Does this have something to do with an X-File?" -- Dana Scully
I'm resigning from the Academy. -- Wesley
Tagline Installed - Reality Corrupted
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
Freedom = Responsibility
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
Oxymoron: Tame cat
WATCH THIS!! »« PrestO! ChangeO! »«
Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
I'll slip out of my wet things (and into a dry martini).
Just another beautiful PMS moment. Got any chocolate?
Off like a prom dress.
All I know is there's somethin' funny about this blood...
Turbo Profanity: The universal programming language!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was branded
Death to all moderaAAACK*#(%^#% NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
Angels and ministers of tagline defend us! -- Tagspeare
Q How can I prove that I'm mortal? Worf Die.
Be carefull out there
Hayneedlestack
Blonde girls have black hair by cracky.
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Pandemonium! BBS - Where those who know don't ask.
In a bad mood? Free your spider collection!
Can't I just do it until I need glasses???
CFL franchise deal! Buy now, no payments 'til 1999!
So many fools, so little time. <Foolkiller>
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
Support your sysop ... Send your paycheck.
------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+--------
Where's there's smoke, there's toast.
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
* How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake.
Keep your paws off my pony!!!!
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
"Professional Boxing" ─ by I. C. Stars
Get stoned! Drink cement!
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
With half my brain tied behind my back...
Star Trek VIII: JTK - directed by Oliver Stone!
May the wind at your back not be your own.
Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
43.3% of all Statistics are Meaningless.
Loony as a jay bird.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Be the seventh caller when you hear "NO CARRIER..."
Pets: pure love contained in soft packages.
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!!
Proud member, Tagline Thieves Local 202.
Medical Def.#3 BARIUM: What you do when somebody dies.
You should have seen the tagline that got away!
"That's the $64,000 Question, Scully." -- Fox Mulder
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
Hackers DO IT with insertion sorts.
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
I am an intellectual (I think)
Hooks through your skin, like a needle in the brain.
WARNING! This PC is protected by a ferret with a black belt in Karate
Is that Pee Wee Herman in the Barney suit?
Def: Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
Famous Last Words #58: "We're not too high up..."
Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!!!
This year I'm definitely going to get more exercise.
TIMEOUT; NO CARRIER
Hackers, call 1-800-NO CARRIER for the carrier dropper from the experts.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph₧≈{╣ª╝┼Ƽ╟╨ß°τ≡∙ⁿ²⌡Θ▐╘£
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo.
Just because your paranoid, don't mean I'm not after you!
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...
This echo is really great for stealing Taglines.
"Try to be diplomatic." -- Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." -- Kira
"Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base." - Vader
Trek Writers T-Shirt: We don't have to explain anything!
When you can't win, just act like a kangaroo.
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
Deja Ooooo: The feeling that you've stepped into this before.
"Score one for the secret cervix!" - Butt-Head
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
π___/ π\0/ π_|_ One for the road, two for morgue.
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
Hell hath no fury like the Moderator of HOLYSMOKE.
You don't have to explain something you never said.
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
"Rule One: No Pooftahs!" - Monty Python
Windows NT: The network server that doesn't
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
Windows isn't a virus; a virus does something.
What more do you want? A T-Shirt?
Just say no to victimless crimes.
You mean there are other off-line mail readers???
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. - D. Trump
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Gee... what a cute little tagline!
"We need a 10-gauge needle", Tom hypothesized.
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges..
Deja Voodoo, One of these days I'll pin it down
General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. -- Vader
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them about the last election!
No Moderators present, and the flaming began.
In a bad mood? Ruin the punchline!
A little nukie never hurts?
"So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab."
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
Juvenile delinquents are OTHER people's children
Calgon, take me away!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to
"Bother," said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
Bother! said Pooh, as he formatted C: drive.
Flim flam? * Worf
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
MAN.SYS found, executing GROPE.EXE
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
"En-uff with the singin' already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Texas!
Vegetarian's Peace Rally Sign: No Cukes! Give Peas a Chance!
I can't believe it's not butter!
I'm not bald, I'm follicularly challenged.
Slip the blood to me, bud.
I'm supposed to answering MAIL, not playing games ;-)
Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.
"But he's not a man, he is Chicken Boo." - Animaniacs
This tagline is so old, I don't know why I stole it.
Never trust a smiling cat.
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
"It's over. Go away!"
Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.
If at first you don't succeed, t'hell with it!
* <-- Tribble Q*p <-- Wakko Tribble
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
For women, "equality is a disaster." L. Long
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....
The Big Apple is one big Bone Gnawer playground. -- Shakespeare
Oxymoron: no action
OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer
House Nation... Hellfire!
I can't think of anything right now....
I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention.
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.... 1 in Congress 1 in Jail!
Anarchist for hire: Have bombs, will travel.
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Oxymoron: Political science.
It's 11:00pm, do you know what your cats are shredding?
If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version.
Individualists of the world - UNITE!
Without the right to life, other rights are meaningless.
After dinner, she said "your modem or mine"
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time.
Bad day: Kids put crazy glue in your Preparation H.
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS as Blue Wave is to QWK.
V'ger Doo: The feeling that I've seen this spacecraft before.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
"Quick, call the fashion police." - Dot
There's not enough sax and violins on television.
In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Subj: My tags/Wanted: Weret 5/ Conf: (117) Taglines
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud
URA Redneck if your funeral had more pickup trucks than cars.
"You're a little too good at that, Beavis...." - Butt-Head
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
You better be great...brilliant! - Riker
The heart is dyed with the color of its thoughts.
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
My wife is 46. Gonna trade her in for two 23's.
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
This is the U.S. Secret Servic#$!&&@#!$ NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh, as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
A mind is a terrible thing to... I forget...
Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
I am Dot Warner of Borg. Isn't assimilation CUTE?
New! Hoggin' DOS---Ice Cream for Windows!
HOUSEWORK never killed anyone, but why take the chance!!
I think, therefore I scan.
Have you met the other Fox yet? My Fox... Jym? <smile> - Myra I Fox
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Once again we've saved civilization as we know it -Kirk
Yo momma so dirty you could write your name in the sand.
Sorry, I forgot the tagline.
I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.
This is not a Tagline, it is just line noise.
Taste the pain!
It just doesn't get any better than this. Ok, maybe it does...
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am)
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
The PC is down. I hope it's something serious.
"I am Ed McMahon of Borg... telling you YOU may already be assimilated!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
One heck of a place to be.
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
Durians, real fruits for real people.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy!
Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
Schizophrenic? No. We prefer the word "Imaginative".
ERECTION....Japanese voting process.
You non-conformists are all alike. -SLR
The CFL - Entertainment for 60 minutes....and beyond!!
I'm pleased to say I've won.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two spirochetes?
Exlax: Chocolate that gives you a get up and go feeling!
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
POLITICS: A parasite that bothers parrots.
Oxymoron: expert business system.
I must have some rampion or I will surely die!
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
He who dies with the most TAGLINES is still dead.
"Grab your partner and do-se-do!" - Yakko Warner
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Taco Bell is *NOT* a phone company.
Oxymoron: paper china
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er.
Running Windows is no better than washing them.
ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo
Bumper sticker: My kid beat up your honor roll student.
Bother! said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
Why the ticket? The sign says Fine for Parking.
Windows Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.
Just between you and me...and now everyone.
Silica gel. Do not eat. Stays crispy in milk.
How much tin can a tin can tin?
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot.
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know.
Everyone went to the War and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...
"SHUT UP, PICARD!!!" - Q
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as--<BELCH>!
He will not be permanently damaged. - Vader
Fight fire with fire and you'll become a burned out!
Dogs crawl under Gates, software crawls under Windows!
Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
Tagline protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS
Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
Oxymoron: High school education
How do YOU spell computer?
Smells like... teen spirit. -Butthead
More lies are told on the golf course than to the IRS
Not ready error reading user's mind.
TV Truth: Haunted houses are never locked.
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
Gary must be home. The modem is still warm.
We hang tagline thieves around here, stranger.
You're watching MST3K-deal with it, Pink Boy! <Tom Servo>
Genius vs Stupidity: Genius has it's limits...
The world is coming to an end -- please log off.
May these events not eat thy servant like sushi.
Bill Clinton would have trouble leading lemmings into the sea.
If you rush, you'll pass more than you catch up with.
My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
"Don't Wake The Baby" ─ by Elsie Cries
Help! I've been Slimed!
File not found. Remain blunt.
I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
"All right, all right. We get the picture." - Yakko Warner
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident?
Oxymoron: last initial
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
Captain Yakko, your new ship, the USS Water Tower, is ready in Stardock.
I eat from the two basic food groups: SUGAR + CAFFIENE
The prince hides his face from the dreams in the mist.
Kill not Man for food unless we might perish.
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words...
If I'm not myself today, why are you telling ME!
Don't sneeze near your hard drive; the virus may spread!
Clinton "Doggie style": He sits up and begs; she plays dead.
Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.
To adopt taglines, contact your local adoption agency
Cash is a always accepted
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre╥┐▐%~óæ
Heck is reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh.
Hey, look! A completely new undocumented fea&%$#*@ NO CARRIER
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
In a bad mood? Don't use deodorant!
It MUST be right -- it's printed on green-bar!
With just a ghost, a ghost of a smile..
"Blowing Away" ─ by Ima Blonde
... And a partridge in a pear tree.
Bad spot on the disk.
"UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be necessary." - Butt-Head
"The Force is strong with this one!" - Vader
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
Bother! said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
Excuse me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
Fools make strange bed-fellows!
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
You dream a God up, and call it Christianity.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
If you are sick, Hey why are you? Close??? (*) (*)
My hard drive just got harder!!
Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinat
Devoid of trite aphorisms
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Let me explain it to you VERY slowly: NO CARRIER
In the future archeologists may be digging for taglines!
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
A cat is easier to train than a man.
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up.
YKYHW: You are in chat by yourself and like it.
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Behavioural psychology: pulling habits out of rats
World's first parallel processed human being.
I'm going to join the Procrastinator's Club -- Soon.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
Oxymoron: somewhat functional
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.
My other tagline is funny
Right theory, wrong universe.
Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'
Accountants work their assets off.
You're right, sir! I do Babble.-Data
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it!
APPLE: A Piece of Pretty Lousy Equipment
Emoticon: :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
"`God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
WORK: Annoyance to endure between coffee breaks.
Right To Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file...
AT&MO&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINES
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Well, I havent seen the first 12 Apollo movies yet...
Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book.
And I have no fear of killing you - Data to Worf
Why can't I pay my Visa bill with Mastercard?
Help! I've gotten up, and I can't fall down!
Why can't Rosie use plain English ??
"No being can be truly sentient without laughter." Delenn
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
"I'm 34...I'm 34 years old." Kirk
Sysops do not sleep, do not eat, they're very cheap pets.
A perfect 10 is a 4 and a 6-pack!
Mr. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit.
Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
"Calling me Dotty is futile." - Dot Warner of Borg
Flashlight(n): Container for transport of dead batteries.
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Def: Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
* :-* User just ate something sour.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!
Half a loaf is better than no bread.
(BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
ME on the food chain.
I'm not lazy. I'm doing research on inertia.
The name of the place is BABYLON 5
And this is your brain with bacon and hash-browns...
I've lost my 'X' key!!!!
Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate?
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
"What a coinky-dink!" - Yakko
OXYMORON : Industrial park
OXYMORON : Yellow rose
Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down. -- Calvin
I want to live with a synonym girl...
Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf
Thank you for reading my tagline.
Classic Rock = 24 hour Oldies
There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators get upset so easy?
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Oxymoron: Friendly fire.
I LIVED!!! NOW what do I do???
Never say, "I'm game", at a meeting of the NRA.
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
"Upstream" ─ by Sam N. Fishing
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people??
If you're so hot to go, you can hit the road; Caio Bello.
I love Jesus, yes I do! Baked or broiled or in a stew!
Oh, don't mind me - I'm just looking for new taglines.
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
Def: Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
New Clinton library to be all fiction...
Let's talk some more when your feed bag's empty!
Bush: "You misheard me, I said NO NUDE TEXANS!"
"Wakko Warner, your time has come!" - Death
I used to have 19,200 taglines, but then TLX crashes
The Undertaker's gone...NO BURIER
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n)
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wear?
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
<-- Why the funny square?
Oxymoron: random logic
I am the walrus. You're not.
Many things have I seen and many things have I done.
Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
Wiccan Sesame Street has been brought to you by Blessed B.
Nothing can go wrong...%$@# NO CARRIER.
Def: Hangover: The mourning after the night before
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
A moderator for a *tagline* echo? Talk about useless.
Never do business with a man who says he's totally honest
Do you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income?
Bill Clinton propositioned this tagline.
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
Sticks float. They wood.
Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check
Don't look at me! I'm not starting anything!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. - s.w.
Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face.
I believe in a God that doesn't require heavy financing.
If you can't find it anywhere else, It ain't here either !!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
"BITE ME, FRODO!"
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Excite yourself -- It's later than you think!
ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue
Oxymoron: Even Odds.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
Emoticon: *) Tribble Smiley
This tagline will self-destruct in five seconds...
If Sysops were really smart, they'd be users!
When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts.
I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs...
Clinton's Gift to us....$1.1 trillion MORE debt.
Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
Don't miss another O.
Yo momma so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon
"Sizzling pumpkins? This is truly pathetic!" -- Slappy Squirrel
Riker wants Cindys transporter coordinates.
Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad taglines!
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
FIDO lie #XVI My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich
End Deficit Spending: Fire Congress & Start Over.
PROBLEM: annoying house guest SOLUTION: Sic Wakko on him
"I welcome you to Disasterpiece Theater." - Yakko
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by animal noises.
Q - an O at "that time of the month"
Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
Pardon me while I steal a mirror.
Bababooey. Bababooey.
"I like him." "Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal."--Brain
Let's trade barbs. Give ya 2 Mandrell's for 1 Benton!
Any old kids on the block ?
I've "adopted" so many taglines [mostly yours... :-)]
"Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie." - Bib Fortuna
Muuuuuud sha sha sha sharrrrrrk.
Def: Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
"I'm Tired" ─ by Anita Rest
Sorry Mr. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
I'm a lot smarter now that my kids are grown.
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
"I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family." - Barney the Hunter
If Charity means giving, then I give it to you.
The BorgMail echo is empty.
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
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"You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?" McCoy
I'm Jerry Lewis of Borg... Resistance is... You will be...
The penis is mighter than the sword!
Gort, klaatu nikto barada.
Why do blondes so often dye their roots black?
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
"I Hate the Sun" ─ by Gladys Knight
"We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a panful of Snail Darters.
As funny as a maniac with a meat axe.
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
All the lights don't shine in his marquis
Oxymoron: Half-word.
And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
If you share your beer with the dog, you might be a Redneck.
What? Isn't 40 sqillion taglines enough for you? Greedy greedy!
Bother! said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind.
Was Steely Dan really a cleptomaniac?
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
If Clinton didn't inhale, then Dan Quayle is a world class speller.
Who are they and what do they want?
Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back?
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
Naturally; they're Bass Masters at this sort of stuff.
Drop your Carrier, We have you surrounded !!
Requires 8 "AAA" taglines; taglines not included.
Irish 7 course meal. Potato and a six pack.
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
"Real wealth can only increase." - R. Buckminster Fuller
Love is blind - marriage is the eye opener.
Picard as botanical officer: Make it grow!
YOU CAN PUT PICKLES UP YOURSELF <Newspaper Headline>
Bother! said Pooh, as a tagline tumbled out of his pocket.
If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you.
It was to be my question of you - Picard
It's the "Duke Gabe and his two Roof-Rack Squires" show!
Exactly what is Special sauce on Big Mac's?
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail - Not ready error reading tagline.
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop.
The Bat, the Cat, and the Penguin - June 19
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Window Error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
I disagree.
But not Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs and Spam Quiche.
I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler!
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ kn
Could you continue your petty bickering?
Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen.
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
He who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than they.
A shortcut....longest distance between two points.
Your own mileage may vary.
Hackers DO IT by the numbers.
Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
Celebacy is NOT hereditary.
Have you got change for 10,000,000 people?
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
True life begins when the kids leave home and he dog dies
Don't happy, be worry!
Bother! said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical. - Calvin
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
I
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Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits were floppers
Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G)
If puns were made illegal, only outlaws would make puns.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. No winners, just survivors.
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to be assimilated, neighbor.
Next incarnation, I have dibs on being a porn star
Tagline out of service.
"You stink of death!" - Buzzcut
I am a Keeper, and responsible only to my own conscience
"Mon capitaine. I thought you'd never get here." - Q
The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet. - Don Horton.
Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.
It's so hard to find good vacuum tubes for my PC anymore.
Ever notice how poems in pig-latin always rhyme?
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
Proud member of P.E.T.A. - People for Eating Tasty Animals
For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
POTTIE called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
Dated Betty Crocker - very moist, pretty easy.
"There is a great disturbance in the Force." - Emperor
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
Message contents may settle during shipping \:...:/
Yoda of Borg, I am. Assimilated, you will be, yes!
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the broker inside information.
Windows v47.4 - We * * ALMOST * * have it right!!!
Deja View: The feeling that you've seen this before.
Dogs howling at each other around 4 AM...the K9 version of FIDOnet!
TAGLINES: Never had 'em. Never will!
Echo...echo...
What's pink and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry.
Def: Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
OXYMORON : Thunderous silence
This tagline Copyright @YEAR@ (C) All rights reserved.
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
Painless Steal Tagline
Some of my best taglines are friends!
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
Don't touch anything... I'll be right back.
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?"
Printers do it with their own type.
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree..
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Famous Last Words #40: "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
BBSs are like opinions. But some have two of them.
This is the FCC !@#$&&%*#$ NO CARRIER
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Whether you're in the fryin' pan or the fire, you still get burned.
Smile... Cthulhu LOATHES you!
Deja Dude: The feeling that your parents shipped you "out west" again.
Def: Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.
Most of our future lies ahead.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
"Let's go get some nachos!" - Beavis
"What?!? This isn't the Ferret section?!?"
Help decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic.
"I'm 29. And Elaine is..." Robert Johnson "I'm 27." Elaine Johnson
To know is not to say. To say is not to know. Ya know?
Call the Conservative Hot Line: 1-976-TRICKLE.
The feeling is mucus, I'm sure.... <g>
I Lovs To Go Swimin' Wif Bo-Legged Women!
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
Tagline Serial No. 10397 -- (C) 1995, All rights reserved.
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
AD&D Quote: More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
My spinal cord has been given notice, Tom fired back.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Do you come here often?
New York Rangers: 2048 Stanley Cup Champions!
Carter/Clinton: At least Jimmy Carter once held a job
Better a Clinton than a shrub with a quail behind it.
"Never swallow a Halfling." -- Half-Giant Proverb
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where DoLittle does!
"Shut up, or I will KILL you! Do you understand?" - Buzzcut
There are no atheists in foxholes.
If you slew Hutu like I slew Hutu - Tutsi battle cry
URA Redneck if your home needs a hitch.
He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. - Leia
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to...
I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it.
Could you please speak up? I'm a little hard of herring.
"You can't have my shiny thing!": Cat
Random order is an oxymoron.
I can't find the DING.BAT file
Powered by coffee, pizza, and chocolate.
Emoticon: :-e Disappointed smiley
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
What are your two favorite letters in the word "Bush"?
Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
Man, woman, boy, child, make you feel you were born wild.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
...collect call from Earth, will you accept?
Pronounce "lovely lass" or "cute little lass" carefully!
Redneck Menu Conundrum #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?
Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof
Unable To Locate Operator - Coffee Halted
Windows swap file IS good 4 something!(high-ASCII tags!)
NAK NAK Who's there? ╬#█E╞) NO CARRIER
Well......it looked good on paper!
Welcome to California. Now Go Home.
Da da da dum. -Beethoven
Clintonomics: Reaganonomic in reverse.
There are more idle brains than idle hands.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
We have seen the enemy, and he is us.
Cry, Shhhh! and slip quietly out the Dragon's door...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
Ensign @TOLAST@, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage.
"I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo
The only truth I know...IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
"I Love Crowds" ─ by Morris Merrier
Have the guts to go nuts!
Times like this I wish I practiced voodoo. - Don Schanke
"We're practically the size of mice, Brain." - Pinky
The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it
To respond to this message, press "R"....
How can you be in two places at once, you're nowhere?
I used to be a deli worker, but couldn't cut the mustard.
Oxymoron: mutual aversion
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
Van Richten's Guide to Van Richten.
To do nothing is in every person's power.
Historians study who did it.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... a
...Vultures only fly with carrion luggage ....
Oxymoron: Vice Admiral.
C Programmers do it with models!
The Age of Aquarius, indeed - LaCroix
"Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds."
OXYMORON : Exit interview
"Bother," said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
Farfromthinkin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
Meet my kids: Abort, Retry and Ignore
As funny as a clogged drain.
▀■▄ i Wå∩t S0mΣ k-Râd k001 ε£ìT3 pHy£εz ƒr0m y0ür ßßs ▀■▄
Picard was right! There *are* 4 ligh$%#$^@$#% NO CARRIER
Common BBS talk: DUWL; Doubled up with laughter.
Music by Cat Mother and the All Night News Boys.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a tagline today.
πThis ain't no party.πThis ain't no disco.
The Hidden Flaw Never Stays Hidden
Clinton thought the IRA was the Internal Revenue!
Remember What I Told You To Forget?
ON: Dumb Graduate of Oxford.
OXYMORON : Unborn child
The Empire is on the verge of success
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Beam me to the star destroyer...whoops, wrong universe!
This is heavy. -Marty McFly
Brain fried -- Core dumped
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Golf: Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.
Respect Those Beneath Ye -- All Are of Gaia.
Did you know that I know that you know I didn't?
Borg Cola: The Assimilation Thing.
Live! Via modem... It's Saturday night Taglines..
Taglines are meant to be loved
City Morgue-U kill 'm, we chill 'm/U stab 'm we slab 'm!
Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
Keyboard failure... press F1 to continue!
Clinton promised me two feet of space in the unemployment line.
Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.
Oxymoron: nuclear safety
Tag-X Pro v1.24ß ---------- Look MOM I registered It.
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
Clinton voter and proud of...<BOOM!> %$K@! NO CARRIER
All humans are subject to decay.
Bother! said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator.
This is a real tagline!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the stupid thing.
Do you know what Otto Logoff invented?
Got a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.
"Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has caught cold." - Q
Your boss is thinking about you.
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
Celtic Management Training for Sysops
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it--just
Hold On Dear......I'll Be There In A Minute
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
It's easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
Sorry, people on welfare don't NEED cable TV!!!!!!
"Here we go! Step one: Take off your shirt."
π_/_|\_ π=o--o=.____*___ π CAR cat
Oxymoron: Disgustingly good
Real sysops know how to spell.
This hand to tyrants...this finger to Bill and Hillary!!!
Then, are you saying you are not normal? :-)
Just being a sysop qualifies you for the butterfly nets.
As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Chain tagline. Copy or bad luck will follow.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're silly.
Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L'er.
Oxymoron: professional amateur
Gates are down, Lights are flashing, Train's not coming.
Braindamaged (courtesy of Bill Cosby, Himself)
The bus is leaving, Hillary - get under it!
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
We can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean. -- Twain
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck.
Misery loves company, but she will rarely foot the bill..
If you can't make it good, make it some other board!
Went to the boxing match last night. A hockey game broke out.
Pagans DO IT in a circle.
New! Improved! E=MC^3 ! Faster light, less fueling!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
And @FN@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
Drop the gun, said Tom, with a disarming smile.
Standback,I dont know how big this thing gets
Got my Uzi, got some Scotch... let's go to Disneyland!
Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Elvidiot: A person who thinks Elvis is still alive.
All I know is what I read in the Taglines.
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
I think therefore I am awake.
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
Does _anyone_ ever read the manuals?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
We ask advice but we mean approbation.
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
So much excellent software, so little time....
Musicians are just playin' folks.
"They remind me of the lilies of the field." Spock on tribbles
Paul Simon of Borg - "Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart..."
Converse with any plankton lately?
Don't forget to vot. - J. Danforth Danny-Boy Quayle
No plan survives the first contact intact.
Why do I do this? Money, lots and lots of money.
"No, my dear Doctor, you must die!" - The Master
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
Fundamentalism: From fund (send money), a- (without), mental (thought)
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose.
"Into the lake, slowpoke!" -- Skid Mark
Tax rich bachelors heavily. Why should they be so happy?
One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
"Bother," said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"My exciting life" ─ by Frank Lee Boring
When people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong
Who ME? I NEVER read taglines!
Pity is the deadliest thing that can be offered to a woman.<Baum>
"I just want to say... that this is for Bela." -- Ed Wood
SLMR * Dalmations are the best * Adelphi, MD
You are being swapped.
"In the beginning was the pun." - Samuel Beckett
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the prunes began their work
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
"Death rituals?"--Quark "Everybody needs a hobby."--Odo
In a bad mood? Threaten bunnies!
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
In real life, Moderators are nice people...RIGHT!
Oxymoron: live recording
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Oxymoron: hot ice
Evil always triumphs, because good is dumb.-Dark Helmet
it is the name of your true self, you've only forgotten...
Support your medical examiner, die strangely
Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.
The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Def: Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day?
Incredible as it seems, my life is based on a true story.
<<<<<<< tagline cancelled >>>>>>>>>>>
This space used for absolutely no purpose.
I don't deal well with Humidity or Humility.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
"The A-bomb, the Big One, the big fire, my life for you!" - Trashy
"They're just kobolds."
Lie: You made it from scratch. I could never tell.
Perversion is ONLY in the mind.
Ohio. Where men are men, and the livestock is pregnant.
Just because it worked doesn't mean it works.
Children come from God. He can't stand the noise either.
"The fire is going out," Tom bellowed. -Roy Bongartz
The mind opens, and in creeps wisdom.-Lwaxana Troi
Do it yourself Tagline: _________________________________
Rush Limborg: Assimilation on loan from God.
Let's split up. We can do more damage that way.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
Def: Windows 3.1: An 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
If "ifs" & "buts" were candy & nuts every day 'be Xmas
Pray for Bill Clinton (see Psalm 109:8).
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated.
I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
To tolerate everything is to teach nothing.
BLONDE MATING CALL: "Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!"
I work. I modem. Occasionally, I sleep.
"To be is to do." --J.P.Sartre
Clinton in '96 - "No More Waffling and Indecision...Probably"
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message.
Lock up your children because its Prozac the killer elf!
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
Barnum was wrong -- it's every 30 seconds.
GI: Visiting the circus. BI: Having the circus visit you.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.
DBasers do it in fields.
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
I need a bath. You have the bridge. - Troi
Taglines are for idiots.
My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart...
The names are created to confuse the innocent.
Has anyone got a (tuit)?
"But how do you *really* feel about us?" - Dot Warner
From Ross Hawg's Office
"Drowning men..." - The Crow
My other cat is a Jaguar
America's Funniest Concealed Eyewitness Rescue Videos!
Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
Never accept lemonade from a urologist.
Worf on Poker: A type II phaser beats four aces.
Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked pot!
"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
Exactly how much radiation will I be exposed to?
OXYMORON : Journalistic Integrity
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Recursive \re-kur-siv\ (adj.) ── see Recursive.
Annoy a Liberal: remind them of the Reagan/Bush record...
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions - Bll Gats, 192
The problem with Windows is, they break!
This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?
"The rules... always the rules..." -- Lestat
Fashion a dream and make it come true.
Don't you think? Or don't you?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
1 #192 ■ Help, I'm modeming and I can't hangup!
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
When all else fails, blame the Sysop!
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
I have the brain of a LIbEral, in a thimble on my desk.
"I really must speak to the maid." - Q
A committee is a life form with many legs and no brain.
Def: Recursion, (n): see recursion.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon
I gave it up until Lent
This is a hell of a time for a walk in the park. ■ Geordi
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh, wow, that really...
My wife left with my computer and I miss it.
"They also serve who only stand and wait."
"Bother", said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny
"Respect is a rational process." - McCoy
Never go to a doctor's office whose plants have died.
I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. - Riker
Annoy @N@: Remind him that the US isn't a Christian country!
When asked your age, mumble.
Is HST faster than the Concord?
I don't understand their humor, either. -- Worf
"I've already taken my ride in the big black car." - The Crow
"It isn't friendly, that's for sure" - Han Solo
"The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure." - Slappy Squirrel
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
Authors do it by rote.
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam jobs and spam - Bush
Floss only the ones you want to keep!
Bother! said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart
Catalyst (n.) An alphabetical list of cats.
Whadda you think you New Mutants have the patent on stupidity? -Jubilee
"Stop flaming me!"
BATF: Bureaucrats Are Terrified of Firearms
7 Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.
Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
Al Gore has it floored in neutral.
I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
Real Programmers write self-modifying code.
"That's the last time I ever travel by bean." - Yakko
Get stoned! Drink wet cement!
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
Do TV Evangelists do more than Lay people?
AD&D Quote: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!"
The present enshries the past.<de Beauvoir>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
NTYMI..................Now that you mention it
Sorry I don't need to think-God thinks for me-a fundamentalist
"What's the point spread on WWIII?" - R. Reagan
Jim Baker taught his dog to heal.
Avoid a mess: Cover the dog before you microwave it.
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
URA Redneck if the pink flamingoes in your front yard aren't a joke
Spam; a viable meat alternative.
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
Gary Trudeau for President!
Giant Giant Space Hamster.
"Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" -- Yakko/Wakko
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift.
Yeah, and where's the rest of it ?
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver.
So, uh... Have you riven a fjord lately? -Mighty Max
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable.
MORTHOS ACCESS -- it's not just for kids anymore...
"Poor little evil fellow who asked for it!" -- Dot Warner
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Famous Last Words #57: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Somewhere in the distance, a lonely dog barks. -SLR
I'm in charge!!! But don't tell my cat!
We write to taste life twice, in the moment & in retrospection.<Nin>
Never mind the star, get those camels off my lawn
"Sharing Indian Beverages" ─ by T. Fatto
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
It has many other uses as well. Allow me. ■ Worf
Hug your Moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday.
Something has gone horribly wrong, here.
There are times when I long for a Klingon woman -- Worf
And on the 8th day, God switched to QModem!
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice!
Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonders.
AIDS is a health issue, not a moral one.
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
"Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda
"I have no idea what that meant." - Dot Warner
Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so.
"I am *not* an assimilator." - Nixon of Borg
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
82.6% of statistics are wrong
My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
Moderators need to moderate in moderation.
JH3 - ÿºû'vè gºσ Thê pïghT òñé ßàßÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen?
In a bad mood? Never remember anyone's name!
Def: Misfortune: The kind of fortune that you never miss.
Judgin' by the taste, I'd say the other one's Shinola.
What, me dead?
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
"You're full of good ideas today, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"*The* Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
Bother! said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Resistance is futile, definitely futile." - Runt of Borg
One thing you've got to say about Carter, he didn't spin like Bill.
Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back.
No one is safe from Israel's spying.
As funny as an IRS audit.
Four boxes keep us free: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Cartridge.
Confirm me if I'm wrong !
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination; vacate credo.
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not batteries.
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding - Riker
An elevator always smells different to a midget...
Hello, sailor!
OXYMORON : Air traffic control
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
Is YOUR church ATF approved?
Cthulhu loves you - baked, boiled, or fried!
If money's the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
Fundamentalists do it with Christ.
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.
Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
Braise the Lord: 325 degrees, 1 hour; add veggies; simmer 'til tender.
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Mulder: I think I saw some of these people at Woodstock.
Citrucel: Tang with a BANG!
Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte fish.
What fresh new Hell is this? <Crowe T. Robot>
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Hiss! <scratch> - Spot, to Riker
Put Telemate on the screen and it tells you fairy-tales!
Who's on 1st? Why, ME, of course...
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet.
WARNING: This tagline contains bugs
Make like, Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid...<DUCK>
Marching to a different kettle of fish
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slit his wrists
Windows - proof positive that Barnum was RIGHT!
Just a lowly conference participant, not a Moderator.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
GET OFF ABNORMALLY WITH PCBOARD!
Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.
"THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!!!" - Beavis
Can I bring @TOFIRST@ for Show and Tell on Monday?
Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
"We don't eat our enemies! We have lawyers for that!"
"You're still disgusting." - Odo to Quark
"I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future." - Butt-Head
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Sorry! This virus requires Windows 95!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ug teddy bear and cry.
May divorce be with you!
"Don't rest on your laurels", said Tom hardily.
I'm a were-something, but I don't know exactly what!
Hackers DO IT in the microcode.
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again....
"We went to Greece for a 2nd honeymoon. Six days and seven fights."
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
Hackers DO IT in dumps.
slave screams he's being beat into submission
If E=MC^2, why is there always room for Jello?
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
HartnellDOS 1.0: <A>bort <R>etry <T>ug on Lapels
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
There is ALWAYS a chance! - Worf
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
"It ain't over until it's over." - Casey Stengel
Oxymoron: work party
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Girls just wanna have fun... Guys just wanna have girls.
Clinton: The disaster aid for 12 years of Reagan/Bush.
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes.
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine?
"Young fool... only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor
I'm a Solitary tagline -- I don't want to be part of a post.
Double-check the redundancy generator, will you?
Gimme a P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner sandwich. Elvis.
Borg? Where? I don't see any *&^$#-aa.. NO CARRIER
Deadlines amuse me.
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
I installed a sky-light. Now the folks above me are mad.
"Humph! Bugger off!" -- Dwarven Proverb.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
The poor workman blames his tools.
Dogs come when called. *I* need more DIRECT stimulation!
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
Oxymoron: positively grudgingly
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting tagwines!
"It could cure, or kill, Doctor." Spock
Barney is my hero! <BOOM!> @#$&*! NO CARRIER
Instant food served here - get sick the instant you eat!
Open windows are fair game for water bottles
New fight! Better stop and think about it! No trust!
ORAL Roberts. With a name like that, we shoulda known!
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
"The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret
Clinton balances the budget: A snip snip here and a snip snip there.
Security, get that floozie off my bridge. - Picard
God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Is that a real Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Deja 42: Haven't I seen this tagline explanation before?
Love stinks.
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS, come in, DOS... Over.
Cadet! I asked you a question! - Picard
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in.
Bother, said Pooh, and deleted the message base.
Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"God bless those pagans" -Homer Simpson
#define ROUND_ONE _FIGHT
"There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny." - Han Solo
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
Bill Clinton: Fool? Coward? Liar? President?
Have you crashed your Windows today?
"I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly." -Diana, "V"
"Somebody pick Force up, will you?" -- Stonewall
I came, I saw, I charged it!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"I don't think you're ready for what I think." -- Fox Mulder
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clintons.
Basic programmers never die; they GoSub and don't Return.
out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both.
Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.
What a surprise, The New York Rangers FINALLY won the Cup!
Nuther Bryalunt Minde Distoryed By Publik Educashun.
Death is merely a chance to roll a new character.
because I stood in the footprints of giants
Why don't you help keep the world clean...get yourself sterilized!
Found WHALE [WHALE]. Thank god! We can eat now!
"Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!"
Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
Without us, life would not be weird.
"If you can't say something nice, come sit by me." -- Hywella
It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots?
Computers are useless, they only give answers.
This ∞ö∞ tagline has ∞ö∞ a few ∞ö∞ bugs in it...
Bush/Quayle ERROR! Division by Zero encountered.
Toys at your age, LaCroix? Really! - Nick Knight
Hey, there's no "ANY" key on this keyboard!
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Clinton got his health plan ideas from Doctor Kevorkian.
Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one.
>FOOM!< Said the dragon.
He who steals my TagLines is seriously lacking in taste!
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
Oxymoron: occupational injury
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
Oxymoron: ill health
Today is the last day of your life so far.
As funny as a third-degree sunburn.
You can take my Wife, but please don't take my Tagline!
Nothing is more relaxed than a sleeping cat.
GI: Playing horsey w/little sis. BI: Playing horsey w/Aunt Bertha.
But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. -- C-3PO
"A little caution outflanks a large cavalry" - Bismarck
NURSE.SYS found, executing HELLOOOO...
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
"Smile and *NOW*! <whack>" Kirk
WANTED: Scab tagline writers to replace strikers
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp
Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!!
Be nice to your enemies. (It drives them nuts).
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Eating yogurt will give you culture.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
Don't you have something better to do?
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file, along with @TOFIRST@, too.
Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Philosophers think they do it.
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" - Dax
Oxymoron: Business ethics.
Not tonite Honey; I have a Modem!
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
Famous Last Words: Hey you! Dotty Warner!
And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!
Spock, is that an 11.5" Sulu doll?
Democrats: 'We've got what it takes to take what you got'
I smell a rat! Did you bake it or fry it?
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
King of all the Holodeck!
386, OLX, Tag-X Pro...The only way to TAG.
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
Don't talk to me about disclaimers I invented disclaimers
Nothing in Policy4 implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
The tagline you have reached has been disconnected.
URA Redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean.
Is there such a thing as too many Taglines?
OXYMORON : Dupicate original
Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Moderator
"Sad because I am utterly alone." - The Crow
Was that your wife I saw in that Grasp animation?
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
Don't count your chickens before they cross the road...
Oxymoron: Wise democrat.
I saw Elvis. He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
File Not Found. Want me to Fake it? (Y/N)
"Great Men Named Gene" ─ by Imagene Tu
Got a complete copy of the original anywhere?
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -SLR
An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt.
A virus that eats Taglines would really make people mad.
Borgus & Butt-head: "Huh huh huh assimilation is cool!"
Windows users prefer to be called Technically Challenged
There's no such thing as Just a Cat!
Be A Moderator @FN@! & May the force be with you!
Immorality: the morality of those having a better time.
I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota!
"Bother," said Pooh, reloading.
SysOps never sleep!
"How about the Baltimore Roughriders?" <slap> "What'd I say?!"
If you don't date your food, you get something rotten.
What is OS/2 in Spanish - dos DOS?
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
Scary phrases: "My water just broke!"
ERROR: Cannot open catfood.can, eat mouse instead? (y/n)
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
With a good tagline file, who needs messages?
Eat s***. 500 billion flies can't be wrong.
If you're feeling lonely, blow a Sousaphone.
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators!
In a VERY weak moment, I became a conference Moderator...
************ Beta testers are CRAZY! ************
Make like mul and head.
"Egad! You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to be ill!"
Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge?-B. G. Gruff
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
I don't have time to wait on instant gratification
Shareware + 60 Days - Payment = Thief !!
"You've got the map, why don't you drive?" - Yakko
This tag line intentionally left blank.
"I came. I saw. I waffled. - Julius Clinton, Act 1, Scene 1
Why are apartments so close together?
Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
Must get Moose and Squirrel!
"`Mother' is God on the lips and hearts of children." - The Crow
Wayne Newton, Sigfried & Roy, and the CFL? Why not?
To moderate or not to moderate. That is the question.
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
AD&D Famous Last Words: So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
I've been out pursuing a path of alternate reality
If it's totally worthless it must be on a BBS somewhere!
PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP...Exploding ECONOMY.USA
"How to Lose Weight" ─ by X. R. Sizemore
What alignment am I? CHAOTIC-CONFUSED?!
Oxymoron: Tandy Computer
You have reached the Lawn Mowing Enthusiast BBS @#$&$#! NO CARRIER
Old mufflers never die. They get exhausted!!
Windows Error #0001: Windows loaded. System in danger!
I made the taglines...Therefore I AM!
If <Jym> saw this, he'd fall out of the chair, laughing! - Myra Fox
One more trophy! - Joel as Daddy-O woos blonde girl
Window Error:00D Window closed. Do not look out.
Bother, said Pooh as he tried to install Windows.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
I feel much better since I gave up hope!
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Nothing is foolproof, fools are ingenious.
"Odd. The expression on that man's face. Mindlessness." -=- Spock
DELETE them all! Let DOS sort them out!
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
It's time to heal and like GUIs again
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
I'm a figment of my sysop's imagination (and pocketbook)!
"She's been trying to lower inflation with my credit card."
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." - K.Lehenbauer
Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
Counselor Troi eats all the chocolate.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q
I will match his command style with your statistics anytime - Picard
Get the hammer Mama.. Papa has a fly on his head.
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
The game of hockey is never called off on account of missing teeth.
It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money.
No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.
Bother! said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." - Butt-Head
Pave the planet One world One people One slab of asphalt.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
"But ossifer, I have no blood in my alcohol system!"
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. No SYSOPs.
Famous Last Words #85: "What are you doing over there?"
Where you stand depends on where you sit.
"I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile."
I have the erasers to all miniture golf pencils.
Amiga users get very good at the sidestep!
If I'm not here....I'm out golfing
Modem in haste, repent at Moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
Good Grief! - The Sysop is Actually On The Board!!
The Veil Shall Not Be Lifted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
A cube is an extended square.
This is an original tagline from Mark Baum (c) @DATE@.
Why do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea.
By God, we made it one more day!
Anything you can say about America is probably true.
Oxymoron: wicked good
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
S $50,000 when you die
The new American way: dodge draft, smoke dope, cheat on wife.
If I had a 386 every time I heard that one, I'd be rich !
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Ä└ìeⁿs αre εα┬iⁿg m¥ ßrÅìⁿ -- ╒î└m at ε└eveⁿ.
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you!-Y. Arafat
Die Hard: With... Like... Guns and Stuff...
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Argh,my soap has real lemon & my lemonade is artificial.
Only a war waged for revenge or defense can be just. - Cicero
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Famous last words: "You Cardassians are a bunch of weenies!"
"Scandinavian Photography" ─ by Matt Finnish
Written using Turbo Edlin ver 9.3 for Windows
Def: Wire Puller: (n), A seasoned 1004 programmer
"Take 'em down." "Yeah... If nothing else, they ruined my good clothes!"
He left the store without all of his groceries.
It ain't over 'til Milli-Vanilli sings!
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
Preserve wildlife. Catch a wild squirrel and pickle it.
The differential of hi over ho is ho di hi minus hi d ho ho over ho ho.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant.
Line noise funded by _YOU_ and provided by SNET.
Nietzsche: Dieu est mort! Dieu: Nietzsche est mort!
Intel: putting the backward into backward compatible
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Some days you step in it..some days you don't...
Où sont les filles????????
Couldn't help it... I was just in the mood...
The Past, Present & Future of Networking
"Great Scott!"
"If it can't be expressed in figures it is not science." -- RAH
Each day a day goes by.
ππ--- is a CUT lineπ--- is a TAG lineπ--- is an AD line!
"We do not die of death, we die of vertigo." - The Crow
Takes more than a message to make me smile.
Will write taglines for food!
"Where. Are. The tribbles?" Kirk to Spock
Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
"Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine." - Tessek
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Confuse Messages: Quote From The Wrong People
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
You forget, Jean-Luc, you destroy humanity. - Q
What do you call two fools on a bike--damn foolish.
"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." -- C3PO
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.
LeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCH !!
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
Hard work never hurt anyone - But why risk it?
Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
I'm not breaking the rules--I'm just testing their elasticity.
ISMYSPACEBARWORKINGORISTHISLINETOOHARDTOREAD
Oops! Tried to steal my own tagline, hehe...
"Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto.
I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! <G>
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
@TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT!
Random answers are my specialty!
FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
President Clinton: Proof that character matters!
I give you the 15 <SMASH> .. 10 commandments!
Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
Married politicians do it to wife and country!
He who dies with the most software WINS!
WooooooooWeeeeeeeee
The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation.
Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?
All crown - no filling.
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
That guy has an IQ just above room temperature.
Famous Last Words #25: "Go ahead--I dare you!"
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself!
"She stayed the whole time... talked a lot." - B. Clinton
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
I know you're in there, I can smell your brains.
What's worse than a politician? A lobbyist!
Anime Excuse #033: Sampled Ryoko's cooking
If there isn't a God who'd they base the novel on?
Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!
If it screams, it's not food yet...
Mulder: OOH! If you were that stoned *what*?
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)unish Slave
I'm a analog man in a digital world
The world ends at 3pm; details at 5..
Hey Mr Sysop, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil
When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps?
What problem are we trying to solve here?
I'm only telling you this for your own good...
"Can I push the button?" - Wakko Warner
Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!?
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further.
No one does a Blue Wave like Argonaut fans.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
Keptin, the Romulans do not take preesoners.
Body by Bondo
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
New bus for poor & elderly : get on poor, get off elderly.
Scrute the inscrutable...eff the ineffable.
And it's readily apparent that...
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TV Truth: A running woman will trip and fall.
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
Dead is incorrect. Use metabolically challenged.
"If never keep profit a good smile honesty." -- Quark
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
Indian Summer: when heat is in tents.
Come waste a Knight with me.
Not playing with a full deck.
Christ loves and forgives. Why can't Christians?
Lord, what fools these mortals be ! -- Shakespeare
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I will not make flatulent noises in class -Bart
What is wanted is not the will-to-believe, but the
Vatican Express-Don't leave Rome without it!
FRG: Fill with Random Garbage
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
The only change involved with Clinton is at McDonald's.
Gumbo ingredients: oysters, shrimp, crab, okra, and Reesa
She's a _natural_ Blonde, Please Speak slowly.
90 % of any business transaction is selling yourself. X.
Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
URA redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Moderators have seen it, ALL.
YKYHW: You Blue Wave EVERY conference.
We missed you. We'll have to aim better next time.
"Don't play with my mask!" - Blowski
You want me to raise Alexander? - Troi to Worf
TANSTAAFL. But for some, shareware comes close.
Just another Hefty enchalida, just like the rest of them.
Expose yourself to a Photographer !
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
"Check this out, guys! It's my brain!" -- Mudslide
An ERROR? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
A tagline is a snippet of surreality.
"SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy!"
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
You hit the nail right between the eyes.
Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable...
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes and you're out.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO decompressed the airlock.
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
There are more things in heaven and earth.....
So many messages...so little time. Break out SLMR!
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
Golfers do it by the stroke.
Make like deodorant and roll on.
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Jesus was the lamb of God. Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
BBS = Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!
Whatever the risk, NO one ever expects to get caught.
Natural progression: 1-2-3 to QUATTRO (logical!)
My best taglines are in for repair! This one's a loaner.
God bless Madeline Murray O'Hare!
I folded the 5¼" disk to fit the 3½" drive.
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
Surface must be clean and free of debris before applying
Another case of: chronic anal cranial intrusion.
Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
"Conquest is easy. Control is not." - Kirk
Why do people read these crazy taglines??
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
Dr.McCoy diagnosing Jethro Bodine: "He's dim, Jed."
From Rambo to Reality
CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
ock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution!
ASCII stupid questions, get stupid ANSI!
Whoops! Blanked my tagline!
If bugs bother you then close your Windows.
"Energizer - it just keeps going, and going, and..." <snap>-hiss...
Jedi's nightmare: Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri!
Hmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Don't get your floppy caught in your ZIPper!
As funny as a trip though a hay baler.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell computer
A stitch in time saves nine.
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Borg to biology teacher: Parasites are irrelevant.
On what conclusions do you base your facts?
ππ( )π O Oπ Vπ \_v_/ Boojum is watching YOU!
For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined Black September.
Marriage is one of the main reasons for divorce.
Buy one, get one FREE! Does it have to be in that order?
Q: Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
Love, Truth, and Knowledge: The Three Pillars
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
Albatross? What flavor is it?
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Twenty killed in 21 gun salute - film at 11.
It's not my job to seduce the leader of a world - Riker
There are *reasons* why eating out is better than cooking!
Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't work a holodeck.
I'm Eveready if she's Frito-Lay
Captain, I sense a commercial comming - Troi
"Weekend In Hong Kong" ─ by Rick Shaw
"Military Rule" ─ by Marshall Law
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Health Care, Crime, Welfare Reform, Lobbyist Control, all lose to O.J.
Can a baby be born born again?
Cold Fire : Fire Elemental in an Icy Prison.
Oxymoron: Political Correctness
Def: Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Challenges keep us alive!
AD&D Quote: Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys?
"Of course it's half eaten. You said you wanted the chef's salad."
<<<<<<< Politically Incorrect - Tagline Deleted! >>>>>>>
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic!
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
"PLEASE don't let me fall apart", pleaded Tom gloomily.
Can you do the PICARD MANUVER in a Grand Am??
Def: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
I was an only child. Eventually.
"I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
SYSOP IS A BLOO....................&. NO CARRIER
Every frame of this film looks like someone's last known
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs?
Bigot: Anyone winning an argument with a fundie.
"We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." - Crix Madine
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
You can look like a Klingon too! Just don't buckle up!
If you strike me down I will become... insignificant.
Democracy: 3 wolves & a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
You swallowed a WHAT?
I SLMR 2.1a
And Trident cut up @TOFIRST@ with his Spinning Trident...
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill.
U.S. SUPREME COURT
I'm Jesus Christ. I can do whatever I want! nyah nyah
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Was this post pay for view? I've already seen it!
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
If( ThisDay() != MyDay, Sleep( TillNextDay ), Wakeup() )
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
to make it upward compatible.
Oxymoron: resident manager
Why no...Go right ahead.
Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..?
College Students Do It With Class
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing?" -- Skimmer
Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
"You may be right." - Mulder "Wait... you think I'm right?" - Scully
Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.- Groucho Marx
Mainspring's wound too tight.
Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have prood.
I'll be looking forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli - Picard
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places
Dazzle with brilliance or baffle with bulls**t!
Mortals die. Does it really matter how or when? - LaCroix
Windows: Proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
God gave burdens shoulders also.
"N Gauge" - Picard
Many pages make a thick book
"I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat."
Kirk's girlfriends always looked good in soft light.
"That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
"So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit?"
COFFEE.POT Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
For Sale: One mind. Pristine condition - Hardly used.
"They're unconscious. Load them into the hover-craft."
A writer must not shift your point of view
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
YKYHW: You log on right at midnight after reset.
FIDO lie #VIII This is a hobbyist's network.
Have you had enough of George BU..SH.. yet?
A friend is a present you give yourself.
City Morgue - you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Headline: Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
█▓▒░Guinan is Yoda on stilts.Yoda is Kermit on Drugs.░▒▓█
I'M SO HOT I'M STARTING TO SIZZLE
TV Truth: Butt, Crap, and Boob are cuss words.
"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock
Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past.
The true secret of suspense is
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie.
Bother! said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
Shakespeare married a Avon lady
Oxymoron: military thought
Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today?
I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed!
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead... Leeech
MBL8O3T160GA4GE4>C4<A4G2.GAGAG4>C4<B2..
As funny as a paper cut.
Outa my way! I smell chocolate!
The Sysop of MY board is better than yours!
Hey, Mr. Moderator, warn that guy for me...
Can I get you something... A beverage?
Reality is for those that can't handle computers.
URA Redneck if you've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
Yeah, I've been there, I've done that. - Nick Knight
All things get lost at the same speed.
Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead or alive.
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
Attitude determines your altitude.
Throw Axe! Throw Shield! Throw DWARF! - beserk Minotaur
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
The only second chance I have is the one I gave myself.- Nick Knight
Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam
Core Memory: A Marine's nostalgia.
Procomm changed my life! I used it to download TELIX!
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! That's Better <g>
If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers!
"Oshiffer dat ashterid jumped out of nowhere !"
Never tell the Joke That Kills.
Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan.
Life is one big worse case scenario.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Only TWITS use all capital letters.
Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
Echoes between the ears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU.
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
I am Smorgas-Borg: Starving is futile.
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
Captain, this tagline is NOT logical...
Aids . . . Spread The Word, Not The Virus!
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
Bad is never good until worse happens
If she's Snow White, then I must be Grumpy.
Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
My computer's jealous. It's starting to smoke, too.
How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows!
Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby
Famous Last Words #21: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Bother! said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Where's Mike Roberts when you need him?
MS-DOS: the operating system for Democrats.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Is this Textual Harassment?
Good tagline, dood -- NOT!
Picard never hit me! - Q I'm not Picard - Sisko
As funny as a five-alarm fire.
Any Moderators here? <<BANG>> Any more?
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
Separate two eggs? Why are they fighting?
...My other computer is a CRAY, also...
Sheep=Tampon for an Elephant.
Magnavox Commercials: Stupid. Very Stupid.
She just likes the way he smiles.
Would Jimmy Hendrix's modem be a Purple Hayes?
Have you ever tried to steal your own taglines?
IBM stands for <I>ncompetent <B>ureaucrat <M>ess
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
The Bruins bite the dust - HEY! HEY!
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Along with some of my stolen favorites:
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
"When your wiener's happy, you're happy." - Beavis
"A car is just a big purse on wheels." - Johanna Reynolds
"Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band BI: Playing piano in marching band
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
Fatal error: sysop out of environment space.
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sysop" - John Le Carrier
Do vampires get AIDS?
Don't mind me--I'll just bleed.
When all else fails, use the defaults!
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Chelsea Clinton is the 90's version of Amy Carter.
"I want you both to open your minds to Psylocke." "Uh, Do we have to?"
"1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100!" - Yakko Warner
Clinton is to Washington as 'Pong' is to a Cray.
Go ahead. Attack me with that bananna.
Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
Hockey players DO IT between periods.
Oxymoron: random order
"And the stars are still there, Bones." Kirk
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
If donuts are brain food, will I get a hole in the head?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
OXYMORON : Liberal Southerner
Overflow error in Quicken: Loading Leisure Suit Larry Six
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
Marion Barry for Drug Czar!
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
Def: After-math [n]: The period following algebra.
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
Windows practical joke: Write a program that works.
It's a chainsaw. I always carry one for emergencies.
WHOKNOWS is now carrying this conference
"If my calculations are correct, and they always are..." - Brain
Open Windows and let the bugs in.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
"This Old Starship!" With your host, Montgomery Scott.
"He didn't miss by much." -- Odo "My lucky day." -- Kira
This product was cruelly tested on small, furry animals.
Not bad for a walking pile of circuitry. ■ Geordi
My cats are to me, as roses without thorns.
One can't fall into a bidet as far. -Why women like bidets #7 -JCF
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. L. Long
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Klaatu! Barada Nicto! = Beam me up, Scotty!
Health is not valued until sickness comes.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
"We are doomed." - Dr. Scrachansniff
"Grow some hair, Picard. Your brain must be getting cold." -- Q
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.1!
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe unrecoverable.
Oxymoron: uprooted plant
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Time wounds all heels.
Creation science: Shoot an arrow, then paint a target around it.
(HEWLIT-PACKARD) + (BELL-HOWELL) != PACKARD/BELL
TV Truth: Good guys are always good looking.
Real love stories never have endings.
At least Bush put off this administration for four years!
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
GI: Cleaning up litter. BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.
Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful!
Plywood PC--TomCat!/SLMR Support--1-604-DISCONNECTED
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
I see you're stealing my taglines !
"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
"And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on @FN@ & Janet."
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Red Vegetables ─ Volume 2" ─ by B. Troot
It isn't age, its the number of mistakes you've made!
URA Redneck if you can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so great either.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons,
Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Scetch is to Art.
I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
Vanity plates: Taglines for cars.
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L" NO CARRIER
FORD = Found On Road Dead
"Let them run for their boring little lives..."
What is life without chocolate chip cookies.
Bad day: When airline food starts to taste good.
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets.
And so it goes...
"It's such a nice day... Let's leave the top down." -JFK
TV Truth: Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
"Veni Vidi VCR": I came. I saw. I taped.
Never drop acid *before* you carve the turkey.
"You blew it, Runt." -- Rita
Flowers! Is there a John Luke Pickerd here? - Q
Hallelujah! Yeshua Ha Mashiach Adonai!
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
We are only immortal for a limited time...
Runt of Borg: "I love it when you assimilate, Rita!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
I am Trudeau of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
The next time you think you're GOD...try walking on water
Exceptions rule, and destroy your battleplan.
N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime."
£æwÿërs, ì sûppösë, wêrè ¢híldrèñ öⁿ¢è.
Egg-Laying Giant Space Hamster.
Windows programmers do it slowly
Nobody can be exactly like me--even I have trouble doing it.
Would someone say "Hello" to @FROM@?
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Window Error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
"Scary, scary! Don't we look mean!" -- Recoil
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. -- Calvin
Trust me, it's all part of the plan. -- The Mice
Engage brain before engaging fingers!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing...
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap.
"Hellooooo, nurse!"
If God can't help you, how about Mr. Coffee?
Armadillos invade Missouri. Check your local listings.
-- Nietzsche predicts Usenet
"Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me?" - Bobby
(C)razy (L)ady (I)s (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
"You gonna lecture me, or what?" - Funboy
Klingon males do not roar. The females roar -- Worf
For whom doth the bell curve? It curves for thee!
Assimilated be will you! Borg of Dyslexia am I.
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
Make like one sock and get lost.
Two of the great minds in history: Harris Dodle and Playd
Why do you think they call it find?
"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero
"Ruin my studio, will you.... you... you.... whatever-you-ares!!!" Plotz
Def: Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
News Headline: Get involved with drugs before your children do.
Kirk knows how to deal with peace loving hippie goofs.
Inane tagline found. A)bort, R)etry, S)teal a better one, E)dit it?
Will that be cache or chkdsk?
Benign..............What you be after you be eight.
Save the whales. Trade them at church!
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature!
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Internal stack overflow ... System Halted
Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines.
Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
Rolling Stones gather no moss & have big lips!
"I want to know what killed these Tribbles!" -- Kirk
Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo...
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
PCRelay:GODFTHR -> #63 RelayNet (tm)
"Bother," said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Enough with the gratuitous cameos!" - Slappy Squirrel
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
Feminist Update: Rush Limbaugh still hasn't had any!
#1 in the don't bother catagory.
"I will NOT finish in fifth place", Tom held forth.
Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
If I cared at all, it wouldn't be much.
I'm Sgt. Fink. Joe Fink. I'm a Fink.
Snickers! The Candy Bar With A Sense Of Humor!
Can't get the damn tagline fuction to work right!
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy
She's a lady alright. Her name is 'Enterprise' - Picard
"Peeping Tom" ─ by Sawyer Scanties
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force!
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
Van Richten's Guide to Zombies with Red Hair.
Is it weird in here or am I?
"Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600."
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
"But I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" -- Pinky
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
Graffiti's changed deface of this nation.
"Your attitude determines your attitude." - Zig Ziglar
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
Creationism: Snatching fantasy from the jaws of reality.
Why should not old men be mad ?
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women!
"Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense." -- Disraeli
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go.
"I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!"--Odo
"Brilliant, Brain! *NARF*" - Pinky
Oxymoron: Definite Possibility
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
If you had it all where would you put it?
Oh, get some hair Picard, your brain has caught cold -- Q
Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
Coffee is not for kids -Bart
The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
"What a total jerk calling me meatball head!" - Serena
Three can keep peace, if two are dead...
Conservatives must be good at something. But what?
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
In a bad mood? Put Superglue(TM) on the keycaps!
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my WIFE!
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. - Nietzsche
Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.
TV Truth: All cars will explode when wrecked.
"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
Never mistake endurance for hospitality...
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
I love Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy...
During water rationing the trees hunted dogs!
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
I'm not a liberal, I am informed.
Jesus saves, passes to Judas, shoots. . . Scores!
Power corrupts, otherwise why bother?
I'm sure the Wizard can help you get a brain, Bill!
"You think these people were eaten?" -- Scully
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
Deja Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
WD-40 and Duct Tape.... Tools for the Professional.
Real Estate! Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Can YOU fly?
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
And who can sever love from taglines? Wm. Tagspeare
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
"I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!" - McVicar
Oxymoron: true love
"I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen."
Huddle up in Saskatchewan at the 1995 Grey Cup Final!!!
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
I am │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
Is Yur Spel Czecher awn the Phritz Awso????
It's been so long I didn't know they moved it!
Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
Feminizm is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination.
Are we sufficiently off-topic yet?
I never knew Zeus was angry at me
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy
Def: Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
"Mom, I'm on the phone!" - Katie Kaboom
"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han
Explosive Ordnance Disposal: If you see me running, CATCH UP!!!
Yeah, but what does Habs stand for? Have Another Beer Stupid?
Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. - Riker
This is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.
Morticia, Thing needs a hand.
Windows would be better with curtains.
Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem!
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Roman Xmas carrol: Christians roasting on an open fire ...
"Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives!" -- Ed Wood
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D.
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Cindy and a six-pack.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
"Have a nice day!" BLAM!..."It's better already!"
No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR!
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
BiModem ... ain't it great!??!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
Braise the lord! 325 degrees for an hour! Add veggies
I'm here to back up the BBS's hard drive.
It's not death if you refuse it... it is if you accept it.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
Taglines in this message are weirder than they appear.
Sorry, this tagline is in use by another node
Don't byte off more than you can multiplex.
Stop running in circles or I'll nail yer other foot down.
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Don't call me `sir'! I work for a living! -- Wisetongue
Even the chocolate-covered manhole covers taste good.
AD&D Lesson #343 - To avoid damage, use henchmen as ablative armor.
"Go ahead, take a poke at me!" - Q to Sisko
Life is measured by struggle, not triumph.
Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.
Feline of Borg: You will be assimilated, but rub my tummy
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!
Sunday morning hockey...The church of the little black disk.
Why, when I was your age I had to walk 50mls to a modem.
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
You're in shape! Pear is a shape isn't it?
Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits
AD&D Famous last words: The DM won't let us die!
Oh, pooh! --Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME.
Now I know I have a heart...I can feel it breaking.
Why, yes! I *AM* the Moderator!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a gun and kill it.
URA Redneck if you have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
You're a Redneck if: your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff I say.
"It's a good day to lie." - B. Clinton
And you keep the tagline as our free gift to you.
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Beware the IDEs of Seagate!
Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi!
"I cast fireball!" Tom said magically.
Don't steal my tagline....leggo....OUCH...give that back!
Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!
ADAM and EVE VIRUS: takes several bytes out of your Apple!
Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources
"Don't you just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko Warner
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
Bar-B-Coup: When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Puny Moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
Ferrets: Curious about everything and move like quicksilver.
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"I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely.
Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo!
Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
"Nothing wrong with a little gloating."
I'm like a TSR. I get loaded before I work..
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glok
Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.
It isn't over until the FAT table is scrambled
Man, the pressure to come up with a tagline is killing me
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
It always helps to use the right tool for the job.
Sects, sects, sects, can't you think about anything else?
And we'll have fun, fun, what? A moderator? Nevermind...
Oxymoron: infinite loop
The easy way is always the hardest way.
Jesus Saves..... passes to Moses..shoots..SCORES!
Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!
Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
Oxymorons: Liberal Thinktank, Political ethics, Politically Correct.
Make like a surrealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
I only have one vice, and a good chili-dog is it!
So...you have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me..
"He did *not* pay royalties." Spock on Mudd
"Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while." Ivanova
The words of the prophets are written in the tagline files...
No Brain, No Pain.
Born again? Excuse me for getting it right the first time!
Playing cards have the top half upside down for cheaters.
Cat philosophy: I think, therefore give me tuna.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of it's acceptance."
And the only thing the Borg left behind was this lousy BBS!
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
Old: When you are: 17 neck, 44 waist, and shoot 106 in golf.
As funny as a funeral.
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house.
"Laws change... but justice is justice." - Odo
Your brain: OS/2 Your brain on drugs: Windows
Hi! I'm Bob, and welcome to "This Old House of Bondage".
"Call me Dotty and you die." - Dot Warner
URA Redneck if you're famous for your homemade squash wine.
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, said Tom excruciatingly.
"Please stop that or I'll have to hurt you." - Brain
Anglers do it with worms.
Nothing like a soak in the Hot Tub under The Midnight Sun...
LISTEN HERE!!! I HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGH(@#$9@&#^%( NO CARRIER
I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Light and hard? You can sleep with the light on.
This is not my beautiful off-line mail reader!
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
Why haven't you answered your E-Mail? My BIOS went ADIOS!
This Tagline is illogical, captain. -Spock
The backup's not over till the FAT table sings!
"The Emperor has been expecting you." - Vader
URA Redneck if the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
And 97.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
HIV is a virus; Pat Robertson is a curse from God.
That's right! I think he got it from me!
Real men don't set phasers on stun...
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
Def: Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Make like a drum and beat it
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
As for my data, it's in no dangεΣéëeêKr WhatsoεΣvéΓ !
Terminally Crazed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings
BorgerKing- Have it our way; your way is irrelevant.
Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
He's swapped out.
Taxi drivers DO IT all over town.
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
"What do you want to do tonight, Brain?" - Pinky
Laissez Bon Temps Rouler!
Humans smile with so little provocation -- Spock
If there is no God, who trashes the next sector?
The Moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file.
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
You live and learn. Or you don't live long. L. Long
I'm wading in the stream of consciousness.
Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall.
"Look! A giant PEZ dispenser..." - Wakko
If num(cooks) > max(cooks) then broth = spoiled
Okay @LN@, where are you keeping Elvis?
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
#define main Main
"Bother," said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"You're catnip to a girl like me..." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
I love standards. There are so many of them!
Formerly virgin (promoted to novice)
Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
"God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." - Swedish Christmas
I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
Flies Are Not Allowed In The Soup Without Permission
Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail?
Not using Windows or OS/2 and LOVING IT!!!
There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
This is your tagline on dru£ñ╞¥╟╝ºÜ▐Φ╔Ñ«╜Ѫ⌠
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!
Ohhhhh sick, on test day, why? - Bart
43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!!
Never trust anyone that volunteers to assume authority.
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
OXYMORON : Crash landing
Bill Clinton: He's not Slick. He's just a damn liar!
"How you get so big eating food of that kind" - Yoda
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
It's May 7th...Do you know where your SLMR is? GO 2.0!!!
Misanthropology: the study of why people are so stupid and why
Def: Arising: Conflict between a man and his mattress.
Clinton, I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't know then.
Artificial intelligence: a blond who dyes her hair brown.
"But Brain, we're not on the Internet!" - Pinky
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
Why are today's rough times always tomorrow's good old days?
Oxymoron: Elementary Calculus
"Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again.
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "C".
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Bother! said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
Do not provoke me.
Coming Soon: Artificial Stupidity
Some women have alarm clocks, I have my husbands elbow
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber!
In a bad mood? Jam the pay toilet door!
"Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads."
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Thanks to you and all others who "clued me in" on this!
Act now and get a FREE cheese grater!
Things I miss: Beating up the kid down the street
You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
Is a mechanized lobster a Servo Crustacean?
I am Windoze of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated.
Is Clinton the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!
Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR.
PREDICTION: You are reading a message right now.
I'm a rebel in the FDG!
Hackers DO IT with recursive descent.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
We aim at those who are displeased with our aim.
BorgDOS v6.0 -- Format C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.
Women are GREAT! Every man should own one!!!!!
LISTEN to your children
First you plant the hippy, then you grow the hippy....
Bring back the snakes, Ireland was better off Pagan.
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
Forget my tagline! Swipe my mother-in-law!
Jack & Jill...pail of water???.....Riiiight!
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ...
And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
"It's men like you that give perversion a bad name." -- Fox Mulder
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
In Nova Scotia we have a word for sushi -- bait.
Having a SIDEWINDER mean never having to say I'M SORRY!
"What are they doing?" Alice 2 "They're celebrating." Kirk
If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then that's his problem.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
I am Ray Charles of Borg: The "right one" is irrelevant, baby!
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!
The object of war is to allow them die for their country.
Do Tipper and Al have time for Gore-gasms?
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
I abused my stocks, so they split.
"Likes coolsville, daddy-o." - Wakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Oxymoron: Virtual Reality.
I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped
new oxymoron: final beta
"Is that your idea of excercise - buying a book on jogging?"
Handymen like good screws.
Colorless green odors gravitate furiously.
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
You learn a lot about people from their luggage -Picard
DM Advice: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
Speed Kills - Use Windoze
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis..." - Butt-Head
Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :->
Religion──is a smile on a dog.
The doctor is in. Notice that I am not.
Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a tagline!
I said I'm buying a Seven Eleven! (Robert Plant)
God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
"Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it." - Q
FORECAST for today--increasing light towards morning.
I wish I knew what I am doing!
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
An 8080 in a 68000 environment
I'm sorry but my modem fried...with onions and mushrooms.
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID>
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. -- Geordi
Bill Clinton - Only Half-Term President(to-be) in USA's history!
Taglines? I thought you invited me to see your Tanlines!
Oxymoron: mail service
"Then badabingbangboom, my wing is introduced to radial tires!" - Bobby
"I know when we should go home!... Now is not one of those times!" Yakko
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
"The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman." -- Louis on Dracula
Geordi, I cannot stun my cat. - Data
Famous Last Words #45: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
"What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man?" -- Zaphod
"Look at me, I'm Heidi! Yodelayee*NARF*!" - Pinky
A running program is the moment of truth.
You fools! Bullets won't stop him!
Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
Cosmopolitan Cowlumbus: Moö... Moô... Moò... µ... MΩΩ...
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Help stamp out lite beer.
"Do you swear to uphold (psst...Mrs. Clinton, put your arm down)."
Pre-Adolescent Pete's Piracy and Anarchy K-Rad Phorum.
No, I've not found the Master Universal Tagline File. - Joni Stanley
File Not Found, Oh No, Not Again.....
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
"I'm not looking for @FN@, I'm looking for a Jedi Master."
When you get to be my age your tricks play mind on
HARDWARE WARS FIDONET ECHO...
Hi, I am Darryl Hannah of Borg: Let's assimilate.
Notre Père qui êtes aux cieux, restez-y. Prévert
Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Elvis has left the planet.
Tablet - A small table
Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!
We don't consider even one life petty. - Riker
URA Redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
New Orleans, home to Marie LaVeau...Voodoo Queen.
Honestly, the new modem's working just fi { NO CARRIER
"Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
"Bring me the sultry wench - THAT one - with the fire in her eyes!"
It'd be a great pleasure to give away Ms. Troi. - Picard
Clinton at a war memorial is like Madonna teaching chastity.
Where did you dig up that old fossil...
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
"I could always draw it on paper", Tom figured.
Cheap Saudi apartments: Call Low-Rents of Arabia
"How's he feeling? I badly need a pair of kidneys."
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
There is no rehab for stupidity...
It's not a human, dammit! It's a Borg! - Picard
"Those acting classes are really paying off!" - Yakko Warner
Who whizzed on YOUR Wheaties, mate?
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
"The future of robotics" ─ by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
Error finding <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded!
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" - Bishop
For compressing dirty .GIF's from BBSs - PKTIT 2.2
Overheard at the White House: "What country is Waco in, Hillary?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"I try to be as perverse as necessary..." -- Bleyz the Bard
I'm cheating to chat to you...
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful...
"Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again!" - Slappy Squirrel
I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further...
Barnum of Borg - "There's one assimilated every minute."
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, And cats don't care.
AmigaDOS: The ONLY true multitasking operating system!
When the horse is dead, it's best to get off it!
Did ya hear hockey's starting tomorrow night? "NO!" Neither did I!
\|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ Looks like it's time to mow the lawn.
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
Ferrets, Chaos theory in action!
HEY Little girl you wanna candy bar???
No shirt, no shoes, no replies
It is easier to destroy than to create. -Niven
Spam Kinison: Canned meat that you'll SCREEEEEEEEAM for!
"Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe.
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Windoze Fatal error FFFFFFFF: Execute programmer.
A
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S
I
kicks ASCII!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Mattress Tagline: Do not remove under penalty of Law.
"But love me for love's sake" Browning
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
Hey Cat, get off that..! #$^#$%^ NO CARRIER
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
GTE, your bill isn't as hard to get as your repairman!
"Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedos....Oh, it's YOU, @FN@!"
Failure reading left brain (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)rolic?
Of all the things I lost...I miss my MIND the most!!!
My printer is Jamaican; it be jommin', mon.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hip with wet noodle?
Fire all the guns at once and explode into space..
Amiga! Too much power for the average user...
Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
Forrest Fire: "Life is like a bag of charcoal."
He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.
According to this table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
The continents slam dance upon the face of the globe.
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Unable To Close LEVI.ZIP - Abort, Retry Or Diet?
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
Graduates do it by degrees.
"You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."--Darth Vader
"It's over. Definitely over."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him all night.
I may not always be perfect, but i'm always me!
"Mister Worf! Stop blasting the Jawas!!"--Picard
Books, like people, are too loud when dropped. -- Worf
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo.
Chocolate: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Why can't CLEAN remove that dreaded [WINDOWS] virus?
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
It's all turning out to be a war over LAN and C.
If at first you don't succeed...pull the cord.
You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you.
I write between these illuminations.<Braverman>
Impeach the President! (And her husband, too.)
Shhhh... Wabbit Twacks!
Oil doesn't reach his dipstick
Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?
The power of equality is not yet what it ought to be.
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
Why are you eating my pants?
"Spiral! Stop acting so grim and begin the Dance!" - Mojo
That was then, this is now.
May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Republican National Convention, Avert Clinton; unbalance opinion.
"Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly." - Dot Warner
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Only the ugly ones carry mace & whistles..why ask why?
You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow.
"Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" Picard
Mouse not found. Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
Define Useless = Emitter Resistor in a Cathode Follower.
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
"Don't hate the media... become the media!" -- Biafra
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
Who died and left _you_ Moderator?
Oxymoron: exact estimate
Make like a sewer and get the dung outta here.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Sisterly Love.
We're STEALIN'! - Ricart
hmmmmmmmm...lessee here...WHO STOLE THE **REAL** MYRA?????- Joni Stanley
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
I'm having too much fun to be clinically depressed!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
I'm not lazy! Just motionally challenged!
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. -- Yoda
God created whiskey so Irishmen wouldn't take over the world.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism
I Sentence You To Hang By The Neck Until You Cheer Up
Dontcha KNOW? Cantcha C?
Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!
Bimbessence: Aura created when a bimbo enters a room.
Def: Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer
"UUhhhhhh, OK." - Butt-Head
TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise.
Why is purely coincidental.
Intel does it one segment at a time.
The best place for BOONDOCKS information is right here!!!
Bach had 20 children because his organ had no stops!
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
"They are not the hell your whales." - Spock
God less savages, they'll never give up
From Nepean, Ontario, Canada
AIDS...looking for love in all the wrong places.
:-D Try tooth paste for a wider brighter smile.
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Windows 95: A waste of useful hard drive space
Bother! said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
File Not Found, Strike any USER to continue...
Add little to little and there will be a big pile.
Mr Worf, please show these children the airlock.
Def: Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Squirrels: the other white meat.
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
Windows?Oh. the card game...
Error 014: Nonexistent Error. This cannot be happening.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
"It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
Look its a babble fish: ><> °·∙<>< ><>·°
The Leader May Not Be Challenged During Wartime.
The prayer was Why Me; The Lord answered Why Not?
Def: Life: What happens while you're making other plans.
Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap-nap now.
"They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant." Judge Doom
"I have seen the way." - Butt-Head "Yeah - *that* way." - Beavis
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Lwaxana Troi & Odo - A marriage made in an elevator.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
I NEVER Read Taglines! Do You?
Sysops do it moderately.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
"Ty Cobb wanted to play but we couldn't stand him alive"
Vini, Vidi, Eggo - "I came, I saw, I waffled" - B. Clinton.
A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals - Bart Simpson
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Real men write self-modifying code
AD&D Quote: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
"Zippety Do-Dah, Zippety-ay." --Uncle Remus
On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
"Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT
Lose weight: leave Mesklin.
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold
Soon to be a major motion picture.
Lisa Marie married Michael because she likes the way he rears children
We need to get a new bard. All this one does is sing and drink.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Go ahead and steal my tagline. It flatters me.
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
¿lamron eb yhW
The smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
URA Redneck if you have ever financed a tattoo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
Facts?! You want facts?!
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Conservativism: The most gutless choice you can make.
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
"Starship go >>BOOM<<"
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
"@TOFIRST@ powers up!"
Four minus two is one and the same.
OXYMORON : Happy Yom Kipur
Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader
Computer Hacker: Have axe. Will travel.
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? -- Leia
This tagline stolen from: GA State Prison
Bigot: Someone winning an argument with a LIbEral.
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Shake and Bake, Baby... Let's eat out!
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. -- Kenobi
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
The Joy of Sax: Jazz music in the Late 20th Century.
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. -Chmee
You want my recommendation? I say amputation.
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Quid pro quake: Something for the earth mover.
No, not Tandy, Tom said Realistically.
Gee, I hope that wasn't a desperate cry for help!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated.
Court is in session, the Moderator presiding.
ERROR #32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? Y/N:
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Tagline protected by Smith & Wesson
"Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh.
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
Bill Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
Hypocrite: a mortician trying to look sad at an expensiv
Never mind the dog - beware of the owner!
"Goodbye, Nurse!" - Yakko Warner
APATHY : The secrect to chicks. ƒ
/|\tari Cowboy -> "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
Choking on Science Fiction? Apply the Heinlein Maneuver.
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
"Most of what I've learned over the years has come from signatures."
For Grid, for Goofy, and Saint Walt!
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
Moderation is for monks and Moderators.
"Explaining it Better!" ─ by Clara Fie
This tagline is FREE in specially marked messages!
Arguing with a Moderator in public may be hazardous to your access.
"Oh, sorry, Odo! I didn't know you slept in the blender" - Quark
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu engulfs and devours.
I didn't write those laws. I like them even less than yo
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
Intel Pentium: the first processor with the new RISK technology.
Oh mama mia mama mia MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I had my car's alignment checked...it's Chaotic Evil.
I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."
He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile - EVERYBODY RUN!
"Just put your money in the sack and shut up!" - Clintonomics
Hobbits network with Tolkien Ring adapters
FORCEPS: Giant baby tweezers.
Is that a modem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?
Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.
Say NO to Socialism. Impeach Clinton & Clinton.
Help a nun kick the habit.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Ha! I don't even believe in the Grim Reap^%$# NO CARRIER
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
Off like a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he arrested for welfare fraud.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be.
"It looks like 8-0 Canada" - Foster Hewitt
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
I'm gonna grow fins and go back into the water again!
WYPIWYG= What You Printed Is What You've Got
Growl for me, Worf!...let me know you still care. - Q
Newfoundland: No, I'm not a black St.Bernard.
When all else fails lower your standards !
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that..." - Crow
I yam Popeye o'de Borg! Preparez'a ta be askimiligated!
"Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Scalp 'em, Tantric!
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
URA Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
Odo, is there any more Jello in the fridge? Odo? Odo?!?
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
Pay your exorcist or you'll be repossessed!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"And what I do ain't pretty!" - Wolverine
I'm sure that it's clearly explained in the DSZ.DOC ...
DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it.
LAST GAS FOR 60 MILES (54 miles ahead)
Don't worry America, Israel is behind you!!
"Many Bothans died to bring us this information." - Mon Mothma
Curiosity kills my imagination!
Riker to Troi : Honey, I ARJed Data...
My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
"You just don't give up, do you, Calrissian?" - Mara Jade
Impeach Hillary; she's bad for our health!
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band. BI: Playing piano in band.
Only Sky Divers know why Birds sing!
Can Toonces the Cat drive a Dodge Tradesman?
Support your local AAAAA!
When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God...but don't tell anyone
Don't jump on a man unless he's down
The moment of change is the only poem.<Rich>
Check rear view mirror and don't run over people as you back off!
Jurassic Park--12 species in Amber.
LA Police Motto: "We'll treat you like a King!"
"Found someone you have I would say" - Yoda
I blinked, therefore I ran.
Clinton's 1040EZ: Just send it all in...
Why a TagLine-I see no Price.
DM Advice: All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be.
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
Peeping Tom: A perverted cat on stilts.
Tag Ripping should be a sport.
Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?
"No, Jim, it's advanced arthritis. It's spreading!" McCoy
URA Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
"Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf]
Marriages are made in heaven; so are thunder & lightning.
Am I hallucinating or something?
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!
"When convention and science offer us no answers..."
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law!
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So she did.
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" - Monty Python
It was a stirring sight, those gypsys in the palace!
Truman: "The buck stops here!" Clinton: "The buck? It never got here!"
That's how we get out... We're buying this place -- Riker
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With SLiMeR . . .
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet.
Filk is 8-bit folk music with the parody bit set!
Married: Presumed dead or comatose.
"And his face became spotty..." -from Life of Brian
Hurt me !! Squirt me !!
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explaination
The only thing self-cleaning in MY kitchen is the cat!
Sacre bleu !!
"I am Barney of Borg. I love you. You love me. We're a happy entity."
I'd trade it all to be a human | Data
Make like a Tom and Cruise.
Submariners do it deeper! (but not often)
Clinton's Plan: Socialism for all.
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
She doth teach the torches to burn bright.
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
The sound of many hands clapping. Olé!
When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't work, read the manual.
"Blind faith in anything can get you killed." - B. Springsteen, 1985
You know why I smile? Only I know I have bolagna in my...
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Don't you like my company? -- Geordi
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
Duplicate or blank Taglines
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
"Speeeewwwwww!!!!" - Yakko/Dot
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Left lane must turn right.
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
"Certainly, my son." - Wakko Warner
You must keep your sword well oiled in case you need it.
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
New Borg Movie: Borg Free.
Bother! said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"I'm in considerable pain." - The Brain
A bird.......... a plane......... no it's FLYMO
My Dogma just ran over Your Karma
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
And on the 8th day, God got a 486!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper.
"Go ahead! I'll only bleed all over your new rug."
Help! There's robbers breaking in my hou#$&&%()@ NO CARRIER
BillDCat of Borg - "You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!"
Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobayashi Maru.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors
"What good does it do to withhold information?" - Qwi Xux
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
Oxymoron: loosely organized
Medical Def.#4: CAESARIAN SECTION: A district in Rome.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a great warrior...
I've got 256Mb of RAM, so why can't I run Windows?
"Windows for Dummies".... isn't that Microsoft "Bob"?
Oxymoron: flexible freeze
Bleating and bubbling, he fell on his back with a scream!
"TWENNY-TWENNY-TWENNYFOUR HOURS TO GO - WANNA BE CIVILIAN!!!"
@TOFIRST@'s thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.
Spock, you are SUCH a putz!
Reality check! *click* NO CARRIER
Prunes are raisins on steroids.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die...
Recycle! For us... and them...
Channel Z - all static, all day, FOREVER!
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
What's Love Got To Do With It
Support Windows: Show OS/2 to your friends!
You may smoke...You may also burst into flames and die.
Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
Roosevelt gave us the New Deal; Clinton is giving us the Raw Deal.
FIDO lie #II I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
And they robbed his evil cow.
"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" - Han Solo
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." ─ Victor Borge
I am Deanna of Borg.I sense you wish me to assimilate you
The key to failure is trying to please everyone.
The Star Wars Adventure Journal - By West End Games
Hug your sysop daily, send him candy on his birthday.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and taglined. -- Tagspeare
<-----------Clinton Truth------------->
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.-- New Testament
Why do people start to speed-up just when you start to pass them?
My computer NEVER loc
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
Help! My toilet roll has no instructions...
Why can't women leave the lid up?
Feelings: Cara Lott
Why is there only one word for thesaurus?
Big Brother is watching, listening, reading, taxing, and taking notes.
OXYMORON : Cardinal sin
Def: Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
To forgive is unusual... but forgiveness FEELS so good !
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Guillotine operators get severance pay.
Don' be radikalus - of COURSE I stole your tagline !!!
To fix a fried modem: Sautee some onion in olive oil..
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
Oxymoron: partial success
Don't pay taxes--it just encourages them.
Still waiting for voting-by-modem.
If you can't create it--respect it.
He's reading off a empty disk
Louise is about as subtle as a lead pipe.
"What's the big idea sticking stop sign on the back wall of garage?"
I am Jabba of Borg: You will be chuda nep roddu....
Oxymoron: Strong President.
Windows 3.1: More holes than you can count.
No more adventures. I'm not going that way. -- C-3PO
OK, I'm wierd -- but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
Ja das ist ein schnitzelbank!
Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*! -- Calvin
"But the tire's only flat at the bottom..."
Dayle's Angel: Joni....with halo held up by horns! (Quoting Dayle)
Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs.
Deja Choo Choo: An odd feeling you've read that children's book once.
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe -- Attorneys at Law.
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I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! -- Wesley
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
Limit congressmen to two terms. 1 in office and 1 in jail
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
"Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
Lie: I couldn't eat another bite.
"Yes, I bet you have" - Han Solo
Poetry isn't obscene.......it's per verse!
BROTHEL : New Zealand sheep mustering yard.
Serial Port - Red Wine on Grape Nuts...
"Paladins is *sooooo* stupid!" -- Many Games, Many Times.
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!
FORMAL? And here I am wearing blue jeans.... <g>
Hi, I am Bic Pentameter. `,/`,/`,/`,/`,
Want a good laugh? Look in the mirror!
My tagline is off topic.
Bother! said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver.
I hate it when you move and everything gets misplaced.
Deja Clue: An odd feeling you've seen that Perry Mason Mystery before.
Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!"
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
I'll get a life when the last tagline is written.
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"That was either Superman or dad falling off the roof."
"Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose...
"There's Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics!"
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Doctor, Come quick!!! The Sysop needs a Straitjacket!
TV Truth: All alien races look like deformed humans.
Surely you joust!
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
Jesus to Multitude: What, 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?
If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
Oxymoron: slow speed
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Bother! said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
I'm leaking brain lubricant.-Calvin
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
"Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore." -Russian Proverb
What GUI? I don't see anyone!
'\o,*.:"/v* Tagline debris.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Byte -1 retry 0: got LEEEEEEEECH!
Why am I fighting this?!Why..am I fighting this.-Bashir
Improve your memory, forget about work
Don't mind me, I'm just here talking to Mrs Roosevelt. - Hillary
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes. -- Calvin
<BOOM!> "Trouble!" "How perceptive, Betsy. We noticed!"
My shirts have hidden dirt "It's your dirt, you hid it!"
.......... tagline department closed .......
dolittle@frappy.brewich.com - E-mail me for the Star Wars RPG list!
Why are you still here? This message is over! GO AWAY!!
Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
The Dreaded Phrase: "I'm PMSing and I'm out of chocolate!"
Palindrome - Was it a car or a cat I saw?
MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
"Think of peace and honor - and act upon that only!" - A. Force Stud.
"No doubt about it, we gotta get our radar checked..." - Yakko
Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
If I gave you two aspirins, would you go away?
Quoth the raven, "Eat my shorts".
Dans ces meubles laqués rideaux et dais moroses
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
#define FALSE TRUE
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces
Are \/\/e Having Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
Whoopee cushion? I don't have a... Oh no! You're sitting on my cat!
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
Çhîpmüñks róåstíⁿg óñ àñ öpéñ ƒïrë...
Def: Floating Control: A characteristic exhibited when you have to go to
"Your seeing a whole team of psychiatrists aren't you?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
Captain - What's that odor? Worf apologise! Worf!!
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
That is a woman's game -- Worf
All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"When firearms go, all goes - we need them every hour." G. WASHINGTON
Sorry, no tagline available for this topic...
Few executive women volunteer to financially support a househusband!
Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die!
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
URA Redneck if you ever used lard in bed.
Can I get some nachos? No! Are you SURE this is heaven?
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts !
A bad peace is even worse than war.
As funny as a barrel of rats.
Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good!
It went *ZAP* when it fired.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this.
>>> Clearance sale: All Taglines HAVE TO GO! <<<
Lie: I love it.
Pooh postulated, Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
"Wherever I go, there I am," Pooh mused.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
At this moment, I like my anonymity. -- Hobbes
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp...
Keyboard Not Found... THINK F1 To Continue.
"Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?" - Yakko Warner
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
It's not me, my computer is illeterate.
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
You are licensed to use this tagline.
My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born-again atheist.
"You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Kipling
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
Today on Mime Time... lifing an imaginary barbell. <KLANG>
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. - Troi
One legged girls are easy pushovers...
"I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis." -- Zaphod
Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
A strange new way to show affection.
"How 'bout a kiss, Anti-Claus?" - Catwoman
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
SysOps will take you to disk.
Bards do it to music
And Odelein crunches Iafrate into the glass!
You have the power to make the difference.
Judges do it in chambers.
New Borg Movie: Bedknobs and Borgsticks.
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.
So be it Jedi...if you will not be turned...you will be destroyed..
"Interior Decorating" ─ by Curt Enrod
Praise the Lord and pass the backup disks.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
As funny as a tax form.
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
JH3 - ÿóü'vé gºt thé rìght öⁿé bäbÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
Programmers get overlaid!
Oxymoron = Social Security
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
BBSs are like opinions. Everyone has one.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
That was a JOKE, son! A JOKE!
Wiggle is side to side - Jiggle is up and down.
Polygamy is one man too many. Monogamy is the same...
Lie: I got it as a gift and already have one.(I hate it!)
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
My speech .... comes thru a Win...dows based ....
"Better than wrestlin'!" -- Tor Johnson
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
"Fun Times in the Sleeping Bag" ─ by Nap Sack
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Bopping Baby Bop."
Shhhh... Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Tagwines, hahahahhaha
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
@FN@ has no Elvis in him.
Toys in the attic
Hey, wait a sec - THAT'S MY TAGLINE! You STOLE it!!
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
The Electric Chair and the Clapper Switch. A great combo!!!
Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
(C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
Thou shalt not suffer a LEEEEEEECH to live
<<Tagline moved to upper memory>>, press <Esc> to continue.
My wife just burnt the cereal!
New Shimmer is a dessert topping Dammit!
I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in
Def: Pentagon tagline: Developed at only 2 million over budget
"Squirming with anchovies!" - Wakko "Not!" - Dot
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
Life does not need to mutilate itself in order to be pure.<Weil>
Excrement occurs.
Oxymoron: first annual
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
"Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot!
Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
Sign Here: __________________________________
Who's scruffy lookin'? -- Han Solo
IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
URA Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
Never Insult An ALLIGATOR until you've crossed The River
Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Dave Mustaine for president in 1996!
Miracles are great, but they are so damned unpredictable.
<SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory. T.W
"Oh, that's what you were extending?" - Scully in "Fire"
Do *you* know what Otto Titzlinger invented? BRA
"Axe held high, I go."
It figures the most boring trial of all time involves an NFL player.
Looking left and then right for lurking Moderator...
Liscensed DOS operator.
"If it isn't the Big Kahuna!" - Yakko "And his little kahunas!" - Dot
Being overweight sure shows up in my jeans!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!
Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?
CHEWIE: "Ack! Ack!" LUKE: "What's wrong?!" HAN: "Hairball."
"Why does she strike him?" Alice 2 "She likes him." Kirk
I think my last .REP file included one of my feet.
Sometimes insanity is the only alternative.
One bit short of a byte
There is no honor in attacking the innocent. -- Hand of Tyr
Reagan Rich,Lots to Eat.Hungry Kids,their bed the street.
Murphy was a grunt.
"F!" - Mrs. Flamiel "My folks are gonna kill me." - Ralph the Guard
Not Shampoo. The REAL Pooh!
"When is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" -- H.W. Beecher
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.
We have to shout over the din of our Rice Krispies.
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in an Isuzu?
Oxymoron: free love
If this made sense, please see your Doctor.
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thickening.
Stop while you're a Thread......
"Crowd Control" ─ by General Panic
An interesting statistic: 95.1%. That's about everyone.
Fate is just the weight of circumstances...
Yo momma so ugly she scares wild life.
CONNECT 300... Connect 300?!?!?! #$^# NO CARRIER
Honey, just one more tagline...
You could do better, but why bother?
If you can't say something nice, come sit by me. - Duchess Hywella.
Well, it's all right.. every day is just one day
He's YOUR God, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!
Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior. ■ Picard
The Borg are coming. Quick, hide your hockey gear!
"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best." - Aeschylus
out to be playing chess?
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Barium: What you do if CPR fails.
To begin your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.
Just for a change, I woke my DOG from a sound sleep to go for a walk.
Yellow snow is not lemon flavored.
If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! ■
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! --Worf
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Put in my air conditioner backwards; it got cold.
New Borg Movie: The Last Borg Scout.
R.I.P. Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991... beamed to a better
Friends don't let friends become moderators.
"Preparing Leather" ─ by Tanya Hyde
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
REALITY.SYS corrupted - unable to recover universe.
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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"Who says nothing lasts forever? This series will." - G. Lapointe
Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
He kneads you until you are pliant. - Kahlil Gibran
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
"It is you who are mistaken about a great many things." - the Emperor
HOBOKEN?! OOoooh! I'm DYING again!!!!
Horn not working. Watch for finger!
Cream rises to the top......but then, so does scum...
Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Men, Just children with paychecks
Star Trek VIII: The Wrath of Moderator.
According to the Theory of Dubious Theories...
I'll stop pulling her ears if she knows what she's doing!
Configuration is irrelevant. - Borg Sysop.
Be Good! If you can't be good, BE CAREFUL!!!
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair someday. -Riker
AD&D Quote: So this troll is regenerating our fire damage?
Oxymoron: Open-minded Conservative.
Every woman who writes is a survivor.<Olsen>
Bach did it with the organ.
VIRSES?!? Weon't ot nstinkg vir!
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Mom went looting in LA & All I got was this tag.
Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
Take a bite out of crime--blow the scumbag away!
File UNIVERSE.SYS Not Found. Do You Wish To Create o
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
"That damn plate mail o' his didn't save him from the boiling oil..."
"Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions" <STVI>
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. L. Long
My hobie? Spelin an gramur of cors!!!
You are not God! - Picard to Q
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
"Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still..."
Welcome to L.A. Would you prefer smoking or non-smoking?
Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with his pants down.
WAKKO.SYS LOADED: coMputER ACtiNgg vERyy odDLyyy....
Hey, dad, remember our car? -- Calvin
The Yellow River by I. P. Freely
As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
How can I prove I'm mortal? - Q DIE! - Worf
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
Emoticon: :> Midget smiley
No Tagline available at this time.
Beware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark.
Bill Clinton never inhaled. Jerry Brown never exhaled.
...cautiously euphemistic ...
No... *I* am your father! -- Darth Vader
Never let an inanimate object defeat you...
Oxymoron: male logic
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
We're tired of third-rate incompetents in public office.
It takes one to Know one Mr. Tapioca-head -- Hobbes.
"On your WHAT!?" - Butt-Head
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Become a programmer -- crash your computer for a living!
Have you had children lately?
The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
"This won't hurt a bit. Don't worry, I'm only a hologram." ─ Picardo
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet.
That's what I'm trying to tell you, they're made of meat!
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO posted again.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Let X = X.
Quality instead of quantity. <g>
Benign: what you are after you be eight.
"Lord of the Flies" ─ by Beelze Bul
Freedom is not an imposition. - Rush Limbaugh's truth #11
My excrement is non-aromatic
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Warning! This Tagline fails CRC check!
Half of IBM layed off, and you try to write a tagline!!
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
When in doubt, use more thermite.
Every valuable idea offends someone.
Excuse me, my shoe is ringing. -- Maxwell Smart
Famous Last Words #70: "I disarmed the trap."
When I was young I wrote COBOL. But I didn't compile.
Turn on the computer! Rub it and whisper "I love you"!
Def: Backup: Opposite of forward.
Dammit Jim, I'm a SysOp, not a "user."
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover! - P. Simon
Def: Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
Famous Last Words #92: "Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Lonely mail reader seeks clever tagline for long walks...
Hmmmmm.....hot roasted arachnids! YUM!
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? -- Riker
My attorney knew the Law but his attorney knew the Judge.
The DLS - home of the 5 Meg twit list
WWhhaatt eecchhoo??
"I think we just met today's Special Friend..." - Yakko
Def: FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs.
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you diet.
Jeff Crow is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
I can resist everything except temptation.
What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.
Now if I can run Windows under DesqView under OS/2 under Unix...
There was food inside your mouth today. Is it luck?
Computer not found! Please notify tagline!
Clinton bumper sticker: Quayle is a BOZOE!
A phelbotomist's work is all in vein
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo!
About as sharp as a bowl of jello.
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
An elephant is a mouse built to government
Mathematicians do it in theory.
EARTH - Mostly Harmless
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
"Voila Mes Braves! Beat THAT Stormy!" - Gambit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a c
A king's castle is his home.
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
Bh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
Bother! said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch.
"Ten Pins" ─ by Mr. Strike
Bother, said Pooh as the brakes went out!
Oxymoron: portable standard Lisp
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor at all.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
"Goodnight, Elvis." - Yakko Warner
"I bet it's an illusion."
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackthesideofthemonitor:
"Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
Pour the crimson in me, Jimson.
Clinton Sandwich: $5 worth of Baloney, $20 tax.
Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??
Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?
Make like an amputee and depart.
Does killing time harm eternity?
You aren't lost if you don't care where you are.
Bother! said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
Ooooh eeeeh oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
Now _that's_ what I call a dead parrot.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
█▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█ I just got run over █▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█
It's life @FROM@, But not as we know it!!
DOCs: Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted.
SYS$TAGLINE
All hockey players began in jr. high as bad spellers playing hooky!
Where's that smoke coming fro!@#$***%$ NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
"I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." - Butt-Head
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
Evive el ciletto!
Stack their bloody bones up to God's feet.....TOURISTS!!
Watch out everyone, Guy's gonna upload...
Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.
Windows is working fine for mUX}?++{{ NO CARRIER
Existence is not only temporary, its pointless. -Calvin
Beautify America -- firebomb a Winnebago
Cloning is the sencerest form of flattery...
Lithium! Where is my Lithium?
The best way to haze freshman is to make them STUDY!
I like Def Comedy Jam and you can too!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the indictments were handed down.
People are just going crazy over this vampire thing. - Stonetree
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
We don't need no stinkin regulations...........
If wood ticks are found in the woods, where are mathematics found?
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
Twinkies do not have a half-life;they just keep going and going.
Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up.
Hello! Hello! Hello! What a wonderful word, hello!
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
Buy today, Borg tomorrow!
Dammit, where'd I leave that Tagline?
Can you guess where this ones from??
Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~#)_+| #~
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
If you enjoy being hated, become a Moderator.
I will write myself into well being. <Marris>
Clinton tax shelter: Don't pay until you get caught.
When I play in the sandbox the cat keeps covering me up.
About three fries short of a Happy Meal...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
"Would you like to take a survey?" - Survey Ladies (Animaniacs)
Do me a favor and DELETE those REPs!!!!!
Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!
Beer math is: Two beers times 37 men = 49 cases.
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found--(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpea
Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
Whoever shoots the Moderator gets the job.
Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner?
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
There's a hole in your mind too ?
God has a plan for your life!
I'm short and witty, does that mean I could be a Tagline?
Set phasers on 'Discuss Reasonably'. - Picard
It only works when you're not looking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin went down the third time.
"DM's lie.": AD&D Players Golden Rule
Oxymoron: Public school education.
From the Desk of a Happy Hacker...
This is not a tagline..so don't steal it!
You're really hard up if you steal *this* tagline.
ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea!
I'd love to, but I'll be looking for a parking space.
If it wasn't so PATHETIC - It'd almost be Humorous...
Dragon to knight: Leaving so soon? It's almost lunchtime...
"No, Dave, don't touch me there..." --Hal 9000
Oxymoron: sophisticated hacker
Deja Poo: Why new fathers know when to leave.
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
@FN@'s hugs warm my soul and place a smile in my heart.
"Is someone stuck in the drum?" - Yakko
"Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt.
But which one is the fatherboard?
If you liked doing something, it wasn't worth pursuing.<Tan>
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
Impeach Clinton & Clinton before it's too late, America!
Ensign, you may impress *me*. - Worf
Just me and you...we could bill and cow...no...bull and cow.- Groucho
Dahmer meals: Beans and Frank; Apairaguts
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!
MAILMAN and SLMR! What a combo!
Citation for slow Modeming: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
<This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs>
Hee hee..
Oxymoron: Weak President.
Def: Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Didn't the sysop say he was installing a new modem*&^%$#@#!NO CARRIER.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - s.w.
Def: Women: (W)eird (O)bnoxious (M)ale (E)nticing (N)ymphs
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets himself
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - by W. Gates.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd take you off my killfile.
"Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo LIKE candy!"
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up!
I'm sick of Hillary. Is this covered by the Health Plan?
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
Got any kids? get some. That's an order! - Don Schanke
Oxymoron: Little Hope.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
Is there life before coffee?
AI-Artificial Intelligence. Dan Quayle-Natural Stupidity.
The giving hand ... receives
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
In the echo, the mighty echo, the Moderator screams tonight...
At least I don't live in a toxic waste dump.
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Yo momma so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
Clinton Math: Don't worry counting it. We'll take it all for you.
Hey, wait, don't pick up that ph≈{╣ªÆ¼╨₧ß°τⁿ⌡
(a short musical interlude)
My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but......
WOO.. I didn't know that was a Frank Zappa line!
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965
Real Programmers don't work for the government at all.
Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right.
[place commercial here]
It's a Lawyer, Worf...Fire phasers, Fire Photon torpedoes full spread!
Stop that pidgeon......NOW!!!!
"Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark
What's all this about hellfire and dalmations?
Oxymoron: pro-contra
"With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time slip."
Redneck: Member of the white southern rural laboring class.
"They're..." Scratchy "YOUR responsibility!" Plotz
La pipe au papa du pape Pie pue. Jacques Prévert
Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that adapts!
"That just doesn't add up", said Tom, nonplussed.
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
Oxymoron: Postal Service
Beep! Invalid input. I take only cash.
Oxymoron: spending cuts
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Experience: to recognize a mistake when you make it again
Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!
She said she had nothing to wear. I smiled.
Error failed! Press any key to resume error.
"Lack of skill dictates economy of style." - Joey Ramone
Bad habits? I have nun.
DON'T PANIC! Resistance is USELESS!
Friends don't let friends go to Florida State.
Why not recycle?
Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95?!?!?!?
"I kissed chicken lips!" - Actress
"This Clan of betrayers must be destroyed." -- Shamish, Ventrue
Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile!
God does play dice with creation...But they're loaded!
I have a life. C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See?
A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*?
Stick you head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
You're a Redneck if: you have "dress" boots.
God made the cat so man could pet the lion.
Piece of sh*t, NOT cheap, and doesn't work worth crap.
Never let yesterday or tomorrow use up today.
Clinton didn't inhale...Brown didn't exhale!
"They're gonna use your X-rays in a textbook!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
Drive right so more people will be left!!!
Deja Blue: The feeling we're going to see Blue Poupon tags.
Dreams don't show what truth it unfolds until the sleeper wakens.
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey.
"Nurse, may I have another sponge bath? Pluheeeeeeeeze?"
Politically Correct tagline: *B*O*R*I*N*G*!!
This message will self-destruct in five minutes.
"You Always Get Caught" ─ by Sue Nora Later
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
Bad day: When nothing you own is actually paid for.
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
No, I am not sending Morse code.
It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could think.
Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down.
Never underestimate the power of spoo.
Timekeeper: A clock-eyed man
"Like you said-- 'All's fair in love and comedy!'" - B&WYakko
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Kira and Troi
But the fillies are So Much Fun!
If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!
How ya like me now?
My lord, my lord! what, ho! my lord, my lord!
MOM'S HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice.
Dammit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie!
URA Redneck if you get a woody reading Field and Stream.
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
"See Indy! I told you it would be all right!" -- Sallah
Hackers DO IT with quick sorts.
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.
Holodeck computer...end Clinton administration program.
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Little Fishes" ─ by Anne Chovey
Braise the Lord! (at 325 degrees for one hour, then add veggies)
ViruScan detects Windows v3.1. Remove Y N?
"I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the regular kind."
A beast I am, lest a beast I become...
He is only hitting on 7 cylinders.
All hockey players are equal, except some can SHOOT harder than others.
Death is certain, Life is not
In a bad mood? Eat sloppily!
Hackers DO IT immediately.
"Well, sibs, there it is.... the Garage Sale!" - Yakko
I'm busier than mustard trying to Ketchup
Def: Cp/m: Program listing for 'Look in the evening section'.
Firemen like things HOT!
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
πππHave modem.ππWill download.πππ-Paladin-
As funny as a hate crime.
I have a mind like a steel sieve.
Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human? - Pinky
The early bird still has to eat worms.
Al Gore: a good example of why some animals eat their young.
I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me.
Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
He doesn't have both oars in the water.
Fifty states, and I had to pick this one...
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Windows NT: Nice Try or Not There?
I've just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm.
comes in late and owns the worm farm.
"Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?"
I have come here to chew gum and kick *ss. <R. Piper>
"I am looking for a potion to make a penthouse pet"
For great wrong doings there are great punishments
This tagline stolen by Tag-X Professional!
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
Blah, blah, blah...
Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
Rice Krispies talking to you or is M2 in your init string
My monitor is a cyclop!
Oxymoron: mild interest
The Tagline Olympics: "Moderator! Can I start over? My laces broke!"
AD&D: 18 Years as a Player. 17 Years as a Dungeon Master.
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinp
PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C\WIN\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
"Ooh VERY good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" Q
Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderat
Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.
"Bother," said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletariat.
Do physicists get hadrons?
Troi of Borg - All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters
AAMOF..................As a matter of fact
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. Don't send help.
run your DOS-based game quicker! type KILLTREE C:\WINDOWS
"LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover!" - Yakko
B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
There's no worse robber than a bad book.
Is there a lawyer in the house? <BLAM!> OK, any more?
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Don't steal. Politicians hate the competition.
::: ::: ::: - dice of the beast
I before E except after C. What a weird society.
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
Finder: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Fathers are NOT visitors -- visitation is for prisoners.
Lovecraft DOS: Ia! Unspeakably horrible command!
Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
Offline readers have time to do it.
L8r!!!!!!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
"Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties!" - Yoda (Animaniacs)
Quick hide the bodies. The Moderator cometh.
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have.
Def: FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.
From Floppy to HARD Drive in 0.29 Nanoseconds.. :)
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
"He's very much alive. Sort of." -- Ed Wood
New Book: JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Irish wiskey makes one see double and act single.
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
I'm not giving him a penalty for fighting! You didn't fight back!
Am I going to die, doctor? Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do.
*Need All The Help I Can Get***
Clinton, for a Kinder, Gentler, Communism!!!
Oxymoron: 6502-based computer.
COFFEE AND DONUTS: Unitarian communion.
Another day, another dollar, minus tax.
EMIGRATING : New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia.
If I just work when the spirit moves me, the spirit will ignore me.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Life is like... an analogy! Yeah! That's the ticket!
Sure...anything for a fellow LEEEEEEEECH! <g>
"Bother," said Pooh as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism.
"I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin."
An armed high school is a polite high school
New sport for the olympic games: Tagline Stealing
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
(C)aught (L)ieing (I)n (N)ine (T)imes (O)ut of (N)ine
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
"Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body."-- Troi
Make like an exorcist and get the spell out of here.
"The evidence we planted reinforces their beliefs." - Diana, "V"
"What to do with Your Invention" ─ by Pat Tent
You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it.
AIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
Window Error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.
Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
I worked hard to get like this and I'm not changing.
My mind is not for rent to any god or government.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"STOP playing with my bust!" -- Dr. Scratchansniff
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home.
Troi of Borg: And how did assimilation make you feel?
Please check your firearm at the door.
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
"What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog!" - Yakko Warner
It is pitch dark. You will likely fall into a hole & die
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
"Geronimo!" - Dot Warner "Chief Flying Eagle!" - Wakko Warner
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
Famous Last Words #49: "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Never insult someone you can't outrun.
Do evangelists do more than lay people?
Are you talking to me?
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
This is it, are you sure you want it?
PetaQ! That is my batleH, not a Ginsu knife! -- Worf
VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST. Ponder the ramifications.
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
My cat is good for nothing, and he's very good at it!
Oxymoron: happy birthday
Bother! said Pooh, and twitted his SYSOP.
Did you really think that we could share all of eternity? - Janette
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
Yinkel: A person who combs his hair over a bald spot.
Common sense is the ability to detect values.
My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win.
Everything you've heard about Los Angeles is TRUE.
None of you exist. My SYSOP types all this in!
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue.
When I have the ANSWERS, somebody changes the QUESTION!
RAM = Rarely Adequite Memory.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree
Did I miss the point? -Data
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
Put brain in gear before letting clutch out on SLiMeR.
URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
"Mr.Worf,you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen"
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Lookout! Your ZIP file is open....
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill.
Windows 3.1: Multicrashing, OS/2: Multitasking, Win NT: MultiSleeping
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping.
Shalom, Y'all!
Are taglines the footnotes of Reality?
He got a piece of my mind, a tiny as it is....
Former Member, Captain Penny's Non-Scratch Club
Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
Famous Last Words #27: "Have I ever let you down before?"
Access denied. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
First the White House, then the Big House...
PPTSPAHS......Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
Take that, Lorena said cuttingly.
*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble: Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*
Limit Congressmen to 1 term... Life in Jail (no
Instant Human: Just add caffeine.
Familiarity breeds a fundamentalist
Be careful what you wish for. You may get it.
Holy cow! This IS my cat!
PLAY BALL: Last 2 words of the national anthem.
Window Error:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
You call these GRAPES? These taste like FRESNO!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
Don't look like you're keeping your distance..I dunno..fly casual...
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Oxymoron: Aching Joys.
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
When I left this ship. It was in one piece. - Picard
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
IBM - I've Been Manipulated!
"If I kill him, it would start a war." - Garibaldi
"Let's watch both!" - Dot
Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
Famous Last Words #57: "That could never happen here..."
"He's so... Human!" - Saavik "Nobody's perfect." - Spock
Dictator - a potato with a penis.
Education is the best defence against the media.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
Many are educated...few are learned...
Scares me!ππAnd I'm fearless!!!ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Calvin, we will not have anatomically correct snowmen!
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
Scully: Didn't you want to get his autograph?
Help!myspacebarwontwork.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.<Silko>
"Memories of you remind me of you." - Karl Lehenbauer
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE <Y/n>?
Do you daydream about your inability to fantasize?
Help me! My brain! I just dropped it! Aaarrgggghhh!
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
Thru eternity ring "Vivat! Life to the everlasting cat!"
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" - Pinky
Oxymoron: lethal aid
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the thing HARD!
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
That does it. I'm introducing you to my mother. Troi
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
The Corlick Sisters must DIE!
I love peace and quiet. Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
Sanity is a state of mind and I moved out of state.
PC: I mount my horse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother," "Bother," said Pooh's twin.
I'm from the Lollypop ... It's a good ship.
Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
Wanted. Farmer to tend cow that does not smoke or drink.
Real SysOps don't leave mail to users begging them to post.
I don't try to make enemies...it comes naturally.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, hehe hehe..hehehe
The Revolution will NOT be televised!
What is Do? What is not Do? Do is. -- Gentle Mountain
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
Children are soft packages of love!
The perfect gift: The Bill Clinton Bath Towel Set - His and Next.
Another Bruin bites the dust - HEY! HEY!
What?!?! I'm missing Star Tre<~.x NO CARRIER
Ma always did say that I had a screw loose.
The mother of all taglines.
Barf! Not in HERE, mister! This is a MERCEDES!
Fishermen always have long rods.
Tag line with five words.
Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws.
Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten...
333: Number Of The 1/2 Pint Beast.
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream. -- Shakespeare
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
"This is Mission Control. We have lift off!" -- Freefall
When the moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement.
Hate to run..just REAL busy these days...**argv
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking!"
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
Tell me again, are we having fun yet???
"We return to Transylvania! Prepare the transit beam!" -- Riff
OXYMORON - POOR OLD LAWYERS
Individualists Unite!
As funny as a just-peed-in swimming pool.
Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do ?
My other vehicle is a Super Star Destroyer.
Bother! said Pooh, as Yoda told him Leia was his sister.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid
Pluck your magic twanger, FROGGIE!!!!
"Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert." - Wakko "Or a disease." - Yakko
"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore." - The Crow
How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
First heat the outer skin to cherry,then peel and eat! -Dragon cookbook
Failure is never fatal, success is never final.
"Prince? Where? He's dreeeeaaaammy!... Not!" - Dot
You're A Redneck If: You're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise -- Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he depleted the ozone layer.
Lock S-foils in attack positions. -- Wedge Antilles
Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
Cable TV is not a right, nor a utility, it's a luxury.
URA Redneck if you love your pets more than your family.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
To Boldly Go...and get busted for indecent exposure...
kLANtastic: It's in the white box.
Famous last words: "Let's win this one and go home" - Custer
There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips.
Oxymoron: Sane Warner Sibling
What tool do you use to do the impossible?
WARNING: If you do not steal this tagline you hard disk will crash!!!!
You are now logged onto LIFE..! Password:
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes.
A1.11+Gifs!
How do these taglines work again?
"Sorry... it's the chocolate talking." - Wakko Warner
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
If they don't speak English, just talk LOUDER !!!
Def: Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
Let's not make the same mistake once. - Jean-Luc Picard
"Fire is never a gentle master." -- Brothers of Fire
AIDS is a virus - @N@ is a punishment from God.
Tagline License Plate #1: PMS 666
"In the Arctic Ocean" ─ by Isa Berg
The Conservative Candidates were elected, not the Conservative Agenda.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
"I can't do this new math," Tom added.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
"Mrs. Jewls lies all the time. That's why her nose is so big." - Bebe
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! <SMACK>...and stay OFF my keyboard!
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." - Picard
Hockey - playing is better than watching, which is better than nothing
Medical Tricorder *bzzzt* Oh, gee, I better lie down. - Picardo
Never share a foxhole with a Hero.
"No need to bother the Bouncing Berserker about that, my dear." -Hodge
Program error: Unable to read user's mind!
│║▐║│║█│║▌║▌ <-- Bar code tagline ... the latest in digit
Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
I'm on medication, and I know where you live.
URA Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
In Nature's infinite book of secrecy a little I can read.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to dea
David and Jerry Zucker: Bringing it together in '94!
So you want to start a tagline message also.
■ ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
November 9, 1994: Clinton wakes up and thinks he is in a bad dream.
Cogito Eggo Sum - I think, therefore I waffle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
Democrats love the poor - they have made so many of them.
Flying/landing on one engine.
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
OXYMORON : Model prisoner
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
A! Collectable Taglines #02: Wakko Warner
It was long ago, and it was far away...
The Star Wars Movie Trilogy Sourcebook - By West End Games
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
"How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." - R. Limbaugh
Clinton in '96 - NOT!
I'm a man of one word: Scram!- Groucho Marx
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
C sick and sh shocked.
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
GI: Stopping to smell the roses. BI: Stopping to feel the roses.
Even the smallest candle burns bright in the darkness.
If a fly has no wings, do you call it a walk?
In a bad mood? Teach someone tape-based batch Fortran!
KMart is having a Pee Wee/Ted Kennedy sale. Pants 1/2 off
AT&T Should stick to telephones and leave computers alone
Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town. -Black Adder
Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell.
URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.
"The Industrial Revolution" ─ by Otto Mattick
Industry Standard Generic Tagline (ISGT)
Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in baseme
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
Spock: "Is James Kirk a Horn-Dog?" Capt. Pike: "Beep".
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. - L. Long
Don't vote for politicians-it only encourages them!
Brought to you in Living Color
To catch rabbits, hide behind a bush & do carrot calls.
Only the lead sled dog gets a change of view.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
Let he who is without sin shoot the abortion doctor!
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Pal-pa-tine to me!
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
"I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!"
All we are, basically, is monkeys with car keys.
I'm a seriosly demented, paranoid schizophrenic: kiss me.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy all others.
Message: carrier organism for taglines.
So why IS, a carrot more orange than a orange?
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
@FN@'s three dot's short of a tagline!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q
Famous Last Words #46: "I don't see any archers..."
"You said it, Chewie. Where did you pick up that old fossil?"
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Oxymoron: final version
Life's a beach and then you dry.
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
I wish I could get that ß to come out right!
Def: Happiness: A combination of good health and a bad memory.
Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton...
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
Def: Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
PKLite compresses OLXTD.EXE by 45%!
Bother! said Pooh, as the bungie cord broke.
Why be liberal when you can be ignorant, intolerant, and paranoid?
Grandchildren are a parent's revenge.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
No matter which direction you march, it is allways uphill.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out.
"Hellooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Yakko/Wakko
This tagline is a loaner Mine's in for repair...
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice.
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
"Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit Goodfeather
Have it OUR way. Yours is IRRELEVANT. At BORGerKing.
What most people call fate is their own stupidity
God was satisfied with his work and that's fatal.
Dan Shaw has a 9600 baud modem.
Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
I can never find the time to procrastinate.
If the UFO hotline limits you to 1 call per day YOU could be a redneck
What are they doing to my ship now? - Picard
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)hrow computer across room
Never smoke a turkey, they're hard to light
Tagline randomized by Silly Little Tagline Scrambler. ■
The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
Def: Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
Get dressed, Miss Skin, before the space between us turns into tigers.
He's dumber than a red brick.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. Don't tell anyone.
Fire, walk with me!
Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
Clinton health care plan: All medical bills sent to Ross Perot.
Demolition machines are Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
"My agent's going to get an 'Oh,oh' upside the head!" - Slappy
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
How do you get your hair to do that?
DOS=HIGH, WINDOWS=DRUNK, LOGIC=OFF!
<----- The information went data way ----->
"Elelator go down the hole!" - Baby Plucky
AD&D Definition - N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
asdjfalsdjflasdjfalkdjflakjdflakjdfa: Command not found.
"Home, Sweet Home" ─ by A. Bachelor
Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
Def: Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
OOTS black, WELL!!
I'll have to think twice before I give that a 2nd thought
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
Def: Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake..." - Han Solo
Tagline: a satisfied joke!
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.
I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'M NOT GOING.
All I learned about e-mail, I learned from taglines.
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
Clintonomics: Reaganomics in reverse.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
C:\>chkdsk c: ... Formatting Track 0 Head 0
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
AD&D Quote: You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?
Nuke the baby fur whales.
My pants have fallen and I CAN'T GET THEM UP!
"Modem," said the gardener, when he finished the lawns.
He who slings mud looses ground.
"You've made your decision. Let's see you enforce it." - The Crow
Growing old is manditory; growing up is optional
All the world's a stage. Stop forgetting your part!
"Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
"Hi, I'm Peter Allen Fields, here on special orders from Starfleet."
Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while? Picard
It's poetry, fool. You don't grammar flame poetry.
Yo momma ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right!
URA Redneck if you had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
Pres. Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
Cap'n th' t'gline dinna say ennythin'!!
I'm not a cultist, I just like sacrificing virgins for fun.
Oxymoron: truth in politics
Fools have Dogs for companions!
Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!
Borg Style. We Came, We Saw, We Absorbed.
Bother! said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @F@ Virus.
At these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
If you can't flirt with the Moderator remember the Co-Moderator
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy.
Aren't you a little short for s stormtrooper?...
Should old acquaintance be forgot. . . - Count of Monte Cristo
"We made too many wrong mistakes." - Yogi Berra, 1960
When Maxipics are outlawed only outlaws will have GIFs.
"I remember doing the time-warp..."
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!!
Money is the sincerest form of flattery.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
"Good-bye, cruel Universe!" Scott
I'm clinging to sanity by a thread. Hand me those scissors. -SLR
AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS!
"It's beyond me! Help me Mommy!" -- Brad Majors
Ever since I last moved, I've been in the same place.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
Dropped from the sky on @DATE@ at @TIME@ by the gods.
"I doubt it." - Yakko
What happens when fish trip?
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Our Program, who Art in Memory, HELLO be thy name...
There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither.
Bones? Dr.Crusher? Chiropractic in the Federation.
Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
Oxymoron: independent counsel
Dammit no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L% #! NO CARRIER
Nobody ever promised it would make sense...
Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect!
Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo!
A feature is a bug with seniority.
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - s.w.
Windows for OS/2: upgrade for what OS/2 for Windows doesn't have.
So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp.
Why pay retail?
Def: Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Def: Tourist Season: When it's OK to shoot them.
George Bush: The EDLIN of Presidents
"Your doctor wants to marry me if you don't make it."
Success Comes in a Can. Failure Comes in a Can't.
I loved her butt I left her behind.
"Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command." Spock
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Monty Python
If God is a god of love, how can his followers promote so much hate?
(A)bort (R)etry (I) Want My Mummy!
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
Why do you look like someone just died? Wait.
Oh No, It's Mr Bill...Clinton, that is!!!!
It's not my Fault! Taglines have a mind of thier own!
Conservative Logic: Facing the problem = Condoning immorality.
Faster Horses! Older Whiskey! Younger Women! More Money!
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.
Bother! said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
Real men don't eat RICE CAKES!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it?
Make a F*ing compost pile....Then fertilize your garden.
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
AD&D Lesson #329 - Never specialize in two inch sticks...
Believing any politician won't raise your taxes
I didn't wake up grouchy... I let her sleep.
"Just open the door you stupid lug" - C3P0
Drop your carrier or the sysop gets it!
Make love, not war? Get married and do BOTH!
Am I to understand the Binars have stolen the Enterprise? - Picard
After dinner, he said, Your modem or mine?
Every day I do my best ... yeh, right.
Real sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
'Course it's mobile... It has wheels, don't it?
Intel Inside: Should be a warning required by law.
Emoticon: +:-) Smiley priest
Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.
=[ >=o] >Q=oP >*=o] ]= <-- Warner Sibs Family Portrait.
Let's go DX around the world
Oxymoron: One-sided Dialogue.
Rubuncles - The bumps on uncooked chicken.
"All I'm interested in is justice." -- Odo
The number? Just dial randomly..You'll get us eventually.
If it's PHYSICAL, It's THERAPY! Or is it...no, that's it!
Do you ever find yourself using good Taglines in conversations?
If you're my psychic friend, why don't you call ME?
You're a Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.
Windows is to OS/2 what an Etch a Sketch is to art.
Pets are the soul of the household.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere else
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
"The Unknown Rodent" ─ by A. Nonny Mouse
"Boop Boop A Doop" --Betty Boop
If this were an actual emergency you'd run out screaming!
"I gave them to the Klingons, sir." Scott to Kirk on tribbles
URA Redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
If speed scares you, use Windows.
I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Air Geordis TNG Footwear
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
The only true perversion is abstinence!
Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
So many bytes, so few cps.
Children use all their senses to discover the world.<Welty>
Below is a list of all the taglines I have
Branch davidians DO IT with fire.
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
EIB = Excrement In Broadcasting
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Oxymoron: Plastic silverware
You have got to teach me to do that sometime. - Natalie Lambert
"Keep your slimy paws of 'a me, Gambit!" (Not!)
We tortured the data until it confessed.
To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!!
Profanity.... it's not just for mechanics, anymore(WIN95)
Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!
He likes it! Hey Mikey!
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies. <frowns>" - Yakko
Klingons have Ridges.
CLINTON = C.hief L.unatic I.s N.ow T.axing O.ur N.erves
Equal opportunity heretic.
Thanks, but my mom got it right the first time
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
Choosy perverts choose .GIF.
Confuse people: start making sense.
'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!' - W. Hays
÷──═══■≡Σ The DLS BBS & M 614-899-RUDY Σ≡■═══──÷
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a Moderator outta my hat!
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
BOOOOOM!!!! -- Hey, guys! I found a trap...
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger then your head.
If it works, take it apart and find out why!
Somedays I feel like a windshield; others a bug!
If it doesn't work, change the documentation.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the trigger on Tigger.
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Jolt.
Beans are the musical fruit
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
Sol "the fist of Tempus"
Window Error:01F Reserved for future mistakes
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in FBI.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
Ignorant? Ha! I don't know the meaning of the word!
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Abort, Retry, Fail, Slam Fist on Desk?
And on the 8th day God said, OK Murphy, you take over.
"It's the moderator!" - Wakko "Our new special friend!" - Yakko
Bring back Jake Gaudaur!
Honest politician: One who when bought, stays bought.
* <-- Tribble =** <-- Dot Tribble
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
Starting next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.
There is no Sanity Clause.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open...
WOW! READ the DOCS? ...what a radical concept!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
AD&D Lesson #247 - Never correct a dragon.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Clinton excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said."
Well it's NOT as good as SLiMeR 2.0!! Jim
Hamilton and Memphis fought like 'Cats and 'Dogs last night
Press <ctrl> <alt> <awake> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sobering thoughts drove me to drink.
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
"When nine-hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not,hmm?"
Oxymoron: lack light
"He can't come to the phone. He's busy watching television."
Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown?
URA Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks
Of course I know who I am... I am Jean-Luc Picard - Riker
Caution: contents under pressure.
"It's broken." - Wakko
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
I'll make you famous....
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want is so badly?
Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Read My Lips! No New Taglines
You're a great judge of good Whiskey and Bad Women
Real programmers wrote game theory.
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
Boy, that's bad!!
Cheese it... the Moderator!
I brought life to the dead. What more can be said?
My favorite breakfast: Italian Cheese Toast
Follow Christ....all the other lemmings did.
"I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not." (slight smile)
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
Reading this posting obligates you to concur with all opinions therein.
Yo momma so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut..
This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again*
As funny as a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
I am AndyRooney of Borg... You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol
IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this crummy T-shirt.
Things that make you go...OOPS!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
"How We Got to Bethlehem" ─ by Don Keys
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
It makes no sense.. but I LIKE it!
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Wedge....Golfers' Landscape Tool
Redneck: if you have to recrank your car at every intersection.
He who is not busy being born, is busy dying.
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
This is a test. Had it been an actual attack,
"I miss him!" - Wakko
Forty Days in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
Only a test. Had this been an actual Tagline...
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
Gross Ignorance: 144 Fundies.
BorgCrafters: Total assimilation, in about an hour!
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
If all the world's a stage, I wanna operate the trap door
All computers crash at the same speed.
This is off-center
You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
You're sick and twisted. I like that!
I am not an animal! I am... well, not an animal.
Boy, Data, you look great in push-up bra! Riker
Why don't you pretend you're somebody pleasant?
I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged.
Taoist: dung is tao too.
I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. -Emperor
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Have you kicked your Moderator today?
Historians always harp on the past!
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Definition of TRS-80: Trash-80...
Dancers do it to music.
Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
"Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth." - Louis
"I'm the Devil... God of Hellfire and all that." -- Tom Servo
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg Windows 3.1!
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl.
"Dentures. I lost my pearlies in the war." -- Ed Wood
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
Moderator Error: Moderator deleted.
Money is great, but you waste a lot of time making it.
Recover Reality? - Y)es N)o A)bort Q)uit R)etry E)scape
"Bother," said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
Unable To Locate Coffee -- Operator Halted
URA Redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications.
"It was nothing. My death was meaningless." -- Saker, Ventrue
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school." - Butt-Head
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
When the going gets tough, Bill goes to Oxford and Hillary bakes cookies
GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Goodbye)
Time is the fire in which we burn
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
{ }<----Romulan Tagline (cloaked)
"The honour is to serve" - Worf
Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
He said "KUNG FU",I said "M-16",he said "Peace Brother!"
STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP ... park ELSEWHERE!
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.
Win the war on crime...Arm the victims!!
The only thing we have to fear, is an invasion by the Visitors!
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
Outlaw the most dangerous weapons of all: Bibles!
Play it again, bard.
..."Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
Why do those three dots keep following me?? (Paranoid Tagline)
PUNNY BOOK = Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. -- Luke
There's ALWAYS enough time for a QWKie!
"I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly.
Def: Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Right Now...Van Halen is using its music to sell soda pop
TV Truth: You can build a new house yourself.
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so CRANKY, Sunshine?
"You can observe a lot by watching." - Yogi Berra
Pass the salt and praise the cholesterol!
There MUST be a God. What else explains Leather Minis?
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
Only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly f
Let me clarify this. Is it random or is it chaotic?
Real Programmers don't drink de-caf or lites.
"Artificial People" ─ by Frank N. Stein
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourse
"I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus
"Use the choke-hold! The choke-hold!" - Beavis
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...
Too much glory can be half disgrace.
Always forgive your enemies-they hate it!
The brains of a house plant
Windows is to operating systems as cotton candy is to food.
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt
Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"
be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop metallist
"Brace for impact," Picard said, parenthetically.
Hello? Front desk? Some guy named Gideon left his bible here.
All general statements are false.
You never have mail.
MS-DOS must die!
"Was he joking?... What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!" - McCoy
The only good leech is a Dead LEEEEEEEECH!
Help clear the court system: Legalize Dueling!
Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Han Solo
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
"Sorry, pal, you can't come in here with a tie."
!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA notnilC ehT
DM Advice: Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
Oxymoron: solipsists of the world, unite
A stage? No, this is not a stage.
ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.
That makes perfect sense. Perfectly __________ sense !
The difference between a virus and Windows? Viruses work!
Never say Never.. it may be happening now!!
"Hey! There's a dead rat in there! GREAT!! <CHOMP>" - Vyv
If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
*,***,***.** <-- floating Tribble sign
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Tagline not included
If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
Plagarism is the most sincere form of stealing.
"The Perils Of Drug Addiction" ─ by Anita Fixx
Clinton waffles so much he should have stock in IHOP.
Coming Soon: the Hacker Tarot
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
The Gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this tagline.
PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in for it now.
Just trying to keep up...
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
Hey @FN, don't steal this tagline!
Scottish World Cup Successes
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
I'm not totally perfect, but parts of me are great.
Oxymoron: sharp cookie
There's a Monster in my Packet!
Lie: I'll start my diet tomorrow.
ATDT 911 . . . NO CARRIER
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Honest! I deleted that REP!!!
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Tagline under constru.......
Real SysOps have VGA systems.
Heather attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators.
Help, this man is not my Sysop!
"What the hell is this crap?" - Butt-Head
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Deja Screw: income tax audit.
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (L)ose marbles?
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
Stare at this tagline for fifteen minutes, then ask why.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
"It runs like X, where X is something unsavory" -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas
Jesus saves. Boojum invests. Cthulhu engulfs & devours.
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts.
"I think we have a difference of opinion here." - Yakko
Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet?
Problems are only Opportunities in Disguise.
"Sometimes I just love when it ends!" - Yakko
MilesDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ick The Bas***d!
"You did it again. You pulled another Clinton" - D.Quayle
Exploding Wizard Falls Out of Tower...GIF at 11.
Don't let the Moderator have the last word.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
"Sickos never scare me...at least they're committed." - Catwoman
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
Kirk knows 20th century curses.
Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions
As funny as asking "What's eatin' you?" at a leper colony.
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.
Survival tip 3, what you lack in numbers, make up with firepower.
FAITH HEALING NETWORK: Killing children in the name of Jesus!
Shareware? Use it? Love it? REGISTER IT!
"Turn on, tune up, rock out." - Billy Gibbons
William Gaines: A mad man in a better place.
"What's amada?" - Lady "I don't know! What's AMADA with YOU?" - Wakko
Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette.
To be a picture of health, have a happy frame of mind
Dragons are cuddly flamethrowers.
Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
URA Redneck if your bumper sticker says "My other car is a combine".
Can you say "MORON", boys and girls?
People are boring. Computers are fun.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Nocturnal golfers enjoy swinging nightclubs.
Tao abides in non-action, Yet nothing remains undone. <Tao Te Ching>
The Chair Too! BBS ■ HUB ■ Message Board Only ■
Chess is good, Chest is better!
We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away.
Car Phones: One more arrogant symbol of the Reagan Era.
Drowning In The Sea Of Love
"Constitution? What Constitution?" - Wm. J. Clinton
"What's 'Emergency Plan B?'" - Chekov, STV:TFF
Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping!
Oh no, a viru÷⌐¥æÜ»º╫Ç⌡æ
No! I'm downloading a file!!...^&*(*_#$..NO CARRIER
Ain't Automation Great?
What do you mean, my new command is a garbage scow?? Riker
Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his echo...
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
"Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'." -- Mulder
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Make love, not war; be prepared for both
Don't talk to yourself. Call a BBS!!
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
I've made such a terrible mess of things...
Newspaper Ad - Vacation Special: Have your house exterminated.
Trade Wars....RULES!!!
If Sysop not found - Please notify computer!
Thhhhis kkkkkkkkeyboard is too sssssensitive.
Forewarned is forearmed.
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
To increase speed add lightness
Exactly what were we talking about, anyway?
Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo.
He who laughs last uses OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him
Telerama: The Best Internet Provider! 28.8k 412-226-8060
Why'd they bury Mozart? Because he was decomposing.
Conan the Librarian .....
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
Ask your sysop for PGP 2.6.2 today!
If you don't think women are explosive - drop one
No, sweetheart, being a moderator won't take up much time. - Myra I Fox
A computer a day.....
Bother! said Pooh, as he pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
"I don't have a boyfriend", said Mary guilelessly.
Drilling holes in his head's not the answer. ■ McCoy
Certain things shouldn't be moved. Murray Teigh Bloom
Help! I'm being kidnapped by an off-line mail reader!
"We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely.
Aibohphobia (n.): the fear of palindromes. - A. Bierce
"I'll wait out here." - Dot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple
Rimmer, you can touch things! Why do you think I was so late!
The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.)
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Parting is such sweet vinigar
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
"I promised you a painless death. It's time." - The Crow
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
May I suggest an ace?
Eat healthy, stay fit, and die anyway...
"I'm not break-dancing! I hit my hand!"
TS FOR LESS
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVicar
Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Cat for rent. Specialty: barking dogs surgically removed.
Give a bureaucrat an idea - they'll find a way to tax it!
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
Division is like a box of chocolates. --Pentium Gump.
Life is uncertain, so eat desert first.
Romulan Warbird decloaking sir... /.[.../ NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
All his eggs in the same basket.
The Borg assimilated the Warners.... and never recovered!
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
I'm taking you off everything except food for thought!
He wears the rose of youth upon him.
Question authority, but raise your hand first.
It sure is a damned UGLY nothing! --- Geordi LaForge
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Idiotcracy--a form of government used in the U.S.
Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something
Oxymoron: Brotherly love.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @TOLAST@ Virus.
"I didn't know something could kick this much ass!" - Butt-Head
Backsliding starts when kneebending stops.
For maximum ease, RoseReader Please!
"I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet." McCoy on tribbles
"How to keep your conference on topic" ─ by Mod R. Ator
"Head like a hole, black as your soul" - Nine Inch Nails
Hangmen are real swingers!
Keep your eyes on the moving pendulum <<MOVING PEDULUM>>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneously combusted
Chewbacca's Welding Co.: "We break it, YOU fix it!"
OS/2 HAS PROMISE! ...lots and lots of promises...
Jaws caught Jezus allright!
Def: American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Modem police! We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 CPS!
I program, therefore I am.
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Ferrets: the Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor...
Tagline Author dies and this is his epithet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs.
Sorry ladies... Duty calls -- Riker
If you're offended now, try playing my message backwards.
This is good television...This is GENIUS! - Howard Stern
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Telemate--the more you use it, the better it is!
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
"It's the perfect size, Yakko!" - Dot
A Holy Grail? Oh, we allready have one of those.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein.
Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr. Rogers.
What happened to all the Clinton/Gore bumper stickers?
Bother! said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian ceasefire.
Why "95"?:(# of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade)
Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!>... NO CARRIER
Take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Earn big $$$ at home, just send your VISA number to me...
P.B. don't mean Paranoid Baker...
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Lwaxanna Troi - irresistable grace.
I am the Canardian Guardian!
True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
The Commodore 64--it keeps going and going and going and
FBI man to another: Have you booked any good reds lately?
Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh...
I'll be back... maybe!
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Nonsense, there *is* no such thing as too many taglines.
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Tonya Harding-New Spokesperson for "The Club"
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
Someday I'll join the Procrastination Conference
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Windows: the world's first commercially successful virus!
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!" - McCoy
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>.
Bother! said Pooh and lit another joint.
Raining blood under a lacerated sky.
Neat people don't make exciting discoveries like I do!!
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
And thus ends another wit-filled message.
Who'll take care of the world when I'm gone?
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
Slaads are schmucks.
Single male seeks single female with nice software!
Is there a spin doctor in the house?
Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells...
OXYMORON : Military security
Fundamentalist (n): modern day Pharisee
The easy way is always mined.
"Help Mr. Wizard!" - Tennessee Tuxedo
Virgin Wool:- Wool from UGLY Sheep!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
Ç "it was a Circumcision accident..actually"
Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto.. if you feel like it.
This tagline promotes violence against women!
Beware the man who fears you.
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
"Money just for getting hurt? That's cool!" - Butt-Head
I Çhε¢kéd m¥ $ÿstêm, ìt>$ Ç|EÅÑ!!!
When will I learn to leave well enough alone?
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
This is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it? - Picardo
Good, I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay -- Picard
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?
Please! Do not break character!
This tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? (Y/N)
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
"This voice told me to be a... golf pro." -- Johnny Fever
Don't cry for me Argentum!
BTW: Between The Words
NEW from Franklin Mint: America's Best Beloved Taglines
There is a skeleton in every old house.
Oxymoron: military salvation
Glutinoxious: Hospital food.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
I dont nead no speling cheker!
It's hard to be humble when you're on a fixed income!
Howard Stern sez DRINK SNAPPLE!!!!
Life is a beta test, that crashes with a fatal error.
Pentium III: Do not plug in for fire will occur.
Loggers have Paul Bunyan. Network Sysops have Tom Jennings.
"`In The Line Of Fire', `Speed', `Blown Away'?" -- Dr. Forrester
URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle serves as your I.D.
I love movie lines for taglines...
Ferret toys: anything not nailed down. And some that are.
Scenery is here... Wish you were nice.
Lifestyles of thr Rich and PC Compatible.
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
I'm not paranoid, it's a rumor started by my enemies!
I never knew lasers could be printed.
Steal Tags? I like to think I extend their warranties.
URA Redneck if mowing lawn, you find three cars.
Ettorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
Life is too short to wait in lines.
Def: Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Any program will expand to fill available memory.
Sometimes my modem just quits #&@!#$&&#$ NO CARRIER
CONGRATULATIONS! You may already be a whiner!
SPAM: Shuggoth Paste and Membranes.
Oxymoron: Nice cat
"Just because my fingers are in my ears doesn't mean I'm ignoring you."
Kick the darkness till it bleeds LIGHT!!!
"Eww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" -- Calvin
Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
House? The computer room is attached to a house? Wow!
"Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
I just ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe.
Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him -- Spock
The Highways jammed with power heroe's...
Conservative: A person unclear on any concept.
What does a fool do on Tuesday, foolish things.
All If you are bored, you can paint your windows
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
ANSI kicks ASCII!
"Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread...
Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened!
Tagline Readers, GET A LIFE!
AD&D Lesson #405 - Sometimes the dragon wins.
Nostalgia is tough if you can't remember anything.
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
ERROR: CPU not found
buying Windows:the real "Unrecoverable Application Error"
The words we use can compound our problems.
He won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a Vegetarian...
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarian.
"Too far??!? How's this for too far?!? <busy signal>" - Katie Kaboom
Commit random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty.
Caviar Emptor; Let the Fish Beware!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZZ PTTHT!
"@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy!" Mudd
GI: Visiting McLean, Virginia. BI: Visiting McLean Stevenson.
Bother! said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it.
Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines.
Words are unable to speak of love like a smile in a whisper does.
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
"It's hard being the strong one...... HELLOOO, NURSE!!!" - Dot
Happiness is mandatory... Are you happy?
Use your imagination, and your fantasy will create it!
Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2-INHALE
Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Why'd you leave me, when I needed to possess you...
People with no fingers point me in the right direction.
This is the part where Scott's head explodes. -SLR
Ask not what the AMIGA can do for U! Ask what U can do for the AMIGA!
Away, old dotard, get away!
Save toilet paper: Use the other side!
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye Captain, 300dpi? -- Worf
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind someone to blame?
OXYMORON : Taped live
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns.
Brother, can you spare a tagline?
My System's Wholly Integrated Newly Designed Over Weight Solitaire
"Fair Fight" is an Oxymoron
It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington.
Government logic: IRS=(Pentagon*2); NSA=IRS^300
I'd go with the helmet, Ray.
Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
Florida - Our cars wear more bras then the women!
It's just you and me against the world.When do we attack?
#define CHANGE TRUE
I already came, so stop jerking me off.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop.
You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer.
"So, the mighty Hercules! Welcome to our space ship!"
Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned...
"Cut the Grass!" ─ by Moses Lawn
New England DOS: Do ya reckon? (Ayuh/Shrug)
I need some concrete facts that Hoffa is dead.
Make like a check (or cheque) and got lost
"That was good, but.... @@@@@@@hhh, I wanna do it again!" - Yakko
Patience my a**, I wanna KILL something!!!!!!
Aye, but Captain, I can tweak the CPU just a little only.
I'd love to, but my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
Chains required. Whips optional.
Oh Worf, you're such an animal! : Troi OH! Beverly guess why
Shall we watch Ringling Brothers or Election '92 ?
Support your taglines, let them grow up to full lines!
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
No <g> here at all!
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
That's about the sum of it.
As a rule I don't drink--as a habit I do!
Apes were invented because politicians were needed.
I am Holmes of Borg. You shall be humiliated.
Never stand between a dog and his fire hydrant.
One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns-meeting people.-G. Khan
Creationism: The belief that common sense is wrong.
Wanted: Girls to pick fruit and produce at night.
Bullfrog saying: Time is fun when you're having flies.
EST Time: Eastern Standard Time time.
Bother! said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
Go to a bookstore and ask for the self-help section.
Oxymoron: near miss
I listen to the C shells on the C shore of the UNIX C.
"You know how expensive fire is these days?" -- Joel Robinson
Buying Windows, an Unrecoverable Application Error
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
May you live to see a great president in office again.
Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
Imagine the child of Oscar Mayer and Betty Crocker.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy a Macintosh?
"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again." - Monty Python
Why can't phonetically be spelt that way?
America Held Hostage! Psychopaths have taken control!
When the outlook isn't good, try the up-look.
DETAILS! We need filthy, disgusting DETAILS!
BREAKFAST SERVED ANY TIME.FrenchToastDuringTheRenaissance
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... -- Vader
Why glue my bills together? It's a mail bonding ritual.
Official Tagline of the 1992 Winter Olympics
Turn a 486 into an XT: Just add Windows!
I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty littering.
"House burnt down. Bet it was fire." Helen Hacket
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
Conservatives: Because we care.
If ignorance is bliss, *you* must be >very< happy!
"Don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa
Welcome to Dante's. What level, please?
Walk east until your hat floats.
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
The SysOp probably disagrees with this user!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down his classmates for lunch money.
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
"That's Kodos. The Executioner." Dr. Thomas Leighton
Free speech tomorrow.
I live in a quiet neighborhood...we use silencers.
"O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?"
Equal Opportunity Annoyer
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?
"`The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman'. William Shakespeare."
I use original Taglines, but they originate elsewhere.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus.
ATTENTION Tagline Shoppers! Taglines: Steel 2 get 1 free
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to see additional line
Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.<Holliday>
Has a mind like a sieve
"Wind In The Maple Trees" ─ by Russell Ingleaves
Add a feature... Add a bug...
He will join us, or die, master. -- Darth Vader
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Oxymoron: sweet sorrow
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Required By Law.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here...
Make like diarrhea and run.
"Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." * Troi
Males get PMS too. They catch it from females.
Hey, Frank...What's the secret word? :[
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
They ran him for Congress. It was the only way to get him out of town.
Famous Last Words #25: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor."
I'd like it all automated.
IQ Error: Brain not ready. Abort, Retry, Fail?
"Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower." Scully FIRE
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" -- D. Troi
Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.
Cats took thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
"I thought you said No boring questions." - Dot
Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel. - Ulysses
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
Has anybody ever found Waldo?
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
Wavishing wench wanted to welease Woderick-apply within
"By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
A dream itself is but a tagline. -- Tagspeare
Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.
64,999,999 firearms owners killed no one yesterday..
"Go eat the sparrows, you creep!" - Pesto Goodfeather
He who knows only one religion knows none.
Cat fur expands to fill all available disk drives.
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Oxymoron: Government assistance.
Old Modemers Don't Die; They Just Get Faxed To Heaven.
Yoda of Borg I be...Assimilated you will be...Futile resistance is...
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Be still adn listen to the stillness within.<Jenks>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
If this is only 1/2 an OS, I'd like to see how great an O
Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
AD 2100, Time travel is a thing of the past
What do you call an Argo scoring drive? A dream.
Only Cats, Music, Books, and Computers justify the human
An evening gown might be a little more appropriate!
Why are we here? Because we are here.
"I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.
"Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother! said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
Never argue with a computer, without a hammer.
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
You can't win...but there are alternatives to fighting...
"ATTAAACK!!" - BW-Yakko
Tarantula (n) Tribble with an attitude.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
"Come! We are ready for the floor show!" -- Frank N. Furter
"How sentimental." -- Magenta
Are \/\/e ├┤aving Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
Hell is empty, and all the taglines are here. -- Tagspeare
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim.
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? - Picard
Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
TV Truth: Spinning tires on sand always creates a screech.
Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
"Stay low and soft." - Bren Derlin
If Genghis Khan was alive today, he'd be an OLD! man.
CIGARETTES!??!!? YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME CIGARETTES?!?!!?
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
"A Fish Story" ─ by Czar Dean
Def: Mhz: Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a million pains'.
Descartes of Borg - "I assimilate, therefore I am."
"And what is your name, Mr. .44?" - The Crow
"I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!" - Monty Python
BTW....................By the way
Hey Dave! Speed it up! This lady's getting rigor mortis!
There is no ███████ place for censorship!
Gasoline and a match make Kitty say "Whoooooffff!"
Picard is a bit surprised and goes flying to the floor.
When a problem goes away, the people working on it do not.
OXYMORON : Fish farm
In New Orleans "Where Y'at?" means hello.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97
In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
Protocol Selection: (X)modem (Y)modem (Z)modem (C)-3PO
CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure!
Hot dogs -- meat that's in the Witness Protection Program.
If you voted for Clinton, you must have inhaled!
Window Error:002 No error . . . yet.
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
"I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." "You're fired."
Actors do it in the limelight.
Never trust anything you can eat. -Dragon Proverb
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head exploded.
I have resorted to turning messages into taglines.
"What're we gonna do tonite, Brain?" "Try and take over the FIDOnet!"
Plan ahead: after all, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Brother, signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language...
Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
One On Topic post a day keeps the Moderator at bay.
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
I don't see why some people even *have* cars. - Calvin
Be Young! Have Fun! Register Tag-X Professional!
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
This tagline is only for the living.
The road to success is under construction ...
g- t- h-ll -ssh-l_....Buy a vowel! Buy a vowel!
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
To err is human. to be a twit--unforgivable
Exercise, eat right, and die anyway.
URA Redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
Why do politicians think it's federal money?
"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
"T" --- The most commonly used Key in OLX.
NR] ■ I am an actor NOT a re-actor.
Repent all ye 2400 baud modems, the end is NEAR!
Bother! said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline.
Technology is so technological
Dan Quayle Quote; What a waste it is to loose ones mind.
NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy.
Bother! said Pooh and twitted the SYSOP.
"Bother," A Pooh poo.
Firemen DO IT with a lot of heat.
"We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd." Norman
Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode.* Barclay
What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
You learn something useless every day.
Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
I doubleclicked on help, pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? -Han Solo
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ouch"
Oxymoron: Good Loser.
Are dog biscuits made from "Collie Flour?"
Expand your mind. Eat gifted children.
BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling!
There are other ways to challenge oneself? ■ Data
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
hindu muslim catholic creation/evolutionist
What is the True meaning of DOS?
Member: Save the werewolves foundation.
Don't blame me--I voted for Socks.
Michael Jackson to O.J. Simpson: "I'll watch your kids."
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
I don't remember being absentminded.
I heard that the moderator was goi#$&!@#$&!@ NO CARRIER
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER
BABY ON BOARD» -just means five more points
If at first you don't succeed, try a hammer...
"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron.
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
"This must be an exciting time for you" - Picard
My other vehicle is a Koensayr BTL-A4.
"Twenty-eight percent of the rain forest is now furniture."
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
Please return sysop to original upright position.
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Your mission: To destroy any and all purple dinosaurs.
DM Advice: To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
Is it worth tagging this line?
Dropped to his knees and hollar Holy, Holy.
Keystrokes are a terrible thing to waste!
ACK and you shall receive.
The secret to dieting is not to eat between snacks.
"Dealing with Fractions" ─ by Lois C. Denominator
FDR: Feed Disk Randomly
Me thinks she protesth too much
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
"It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea..." (Animaniacs)
Worf... The big guy that never smiles -- Beverly
I bathe regularly. What's your excuse?
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton
Conference Host, Running & Being
"Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again.
If a phone rings in the woods, does it make a noise ?
It don't feel like sinnin' to me!
Catalog: the cat's firewood
It's a tragedy that no man become like their mothers.
I've used up all my sickdays. I'm calling in dead!
Not tonight honey ...... I have a modem
Even a small star shines in the darkness. - Danish Proverb
"Operators are standing by" - Acme Chair Company
Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists?
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!"
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
"Whoa! We're there, dude!" - Butt-Head
Hi, my name is Emmitt of Borg, nice to assimilate you.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?" -- Janet
A bristlecone pine is just a fire's way of making another fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants.
You are only as strong as your weakest delusion.
Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes! <cg>
Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes... - Tom Lehrer
Captain! Riker is snorting all the dilithium crystals. Wow!
Dyslexic atheists don't believe in Dog.
BBS GeoNet Hub" (RA
In a bad mood? Demoralize your friends!
Sector not found: Abort Ignore Run screaming from house.
On leave from CNN...
Cat: Official mascot of the Tagline echo.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
URA Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap.
Australians do it down under.
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
New Borg Movie: The Lonely Borg: Myth or Tragedy?
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
Boss, today I got in on time, to make up for being out yesterday.
Now he's gifted. -Beavis
Another happy member of the MAIL population. ;D
Music is the inter-universal language of the heart...and
Clinton's Cabinet: NASA, Jerry Brown.
"Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG a cAT...
If the Clintons had obeyed the law, they wouldn't need the $$$.
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
Sure, honey, I'd like a second honeymoon...who with?
Warning! The SysOp is watching you!
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
Don't have a cow! - "Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"
Excuse me as I slash my wrists with a sharp razor blade.
Hard Drive: What golfers wish for.
A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.
Off like dirty shorts.
Can I go to prison for this?
Money is ink on a paper.
Thanks for Visiting. Now Go Home. -- Florida State Motto
My other modem is a U.S. Robotics Dual Standard.
"WN_IMPROV"...Where the Knights are long and round.
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Short a few cards.
Hal 9000: Dave, put those Windows disks down.... Dave... DAVE!
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
Coming Soon: Singin' in the Purple Rain
I'm not overdrawn...just underdeposited.
URA Redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission."
FD: Forget Data
(Troi hits a few rocks)
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
Windows, the instant 80486 to 8088 conversion kit
I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator.
Post on the best and LEEEEEEEECH! the rest!
Here lies an atheist. All dressed up with nowhere to go.
Newsbytes - Microsoft announce EDLIN for Windows.
After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless.
Home of the 99 and 44/100 % Public Forum (in exile).
CLINTON nominates this tagline for a CHANGE!
{{>:-(*) <-Klingon eating a Tribble.
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Psalms 29:7 | The voice of the LORD divides the flames of fire.
ALL sysops are scum.
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call -Bart
OK, so I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
Clinton's Cabinet: Labor, Murphy Brown.
I'm in a ANSI state of mind !! colorful!! Huhhh?
No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.
He's a Jung boy & cannot leave his mother!
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Il y a des honnêtes gens. Leur cas n'est pas très clair.
Don't pick up that phon=9A9=93=9C NO CARRIER
Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold
It looks like they had a battle with time - Riker
12 shy of a dozen
Cats are the world's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
A:God; Q:"What cases a bump in the night?"
<C*NS*R*D> F*r y**r damn pr*t*ct**n.
With due consideration for our Moderator's annoyance with msgs...
Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy.
Jesus built my car,a love affair,just Jesus and my hothod
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again...
It's 12:24 am. Do you know where you are?
Life is what passes you by while watching hockey.
Die Hard: With Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!
Did you hear about the SysOp who died? -- She had a terminal illness!
"Beavis has a magic Johnson; it disappears into his hand." - Butt-Head
Invalid COMMAND.COM, System Disobeying
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
How do you sink an Irish battle ship?.....Put it in water.............
"What if we want a plan that works??" "Oh, that's different. *NARF*"
███████████████████████████ <This tagline censored by a fundie>
Why not terraform the Earth, I ask?
Famous Last Words #79: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)enuin
"Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again.
To be or not to be. What an idotic question!!
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors
It's only fun until someone looses an eye
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" - Pinky
"I don't write 'em, I just say 'em." - Yakko
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;\RUN\DOS\RUN
"What are you doing?! Torturing a clown??" - Yakko
It is a cellular peptide cake...with mint frosting -- Worf
There is no forgiveness. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
I will not belch the National Anthem -Bart
Can you imagine Jack Benny as a surgeon?
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
OXYMORON : Non-working mother
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
House Cat: A feline that has trained humans for pets!
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert
To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history. -- Worf
"Beauty's tears are lovelier than her smile." ─ Campbell
Booboo #3: Taking any of it seriously.
I am Borg, James of Borg...
How can I prove I'm not crazy to people who are?
"Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.
Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine
Two minutes in the punalty box for gross punning.
Cogito, ergo Hormel. (I think, therefore I Spam)
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion.
If it is what you desire, peace and long life be yours.
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
Emoticon: :-I Indifferent smiley.
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
Gotcha! Call Tagline Thieves Anonymous, 800-STEAL-IT
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Windows 3.1: For wannabe computer gurus.
"Out of control and blind as a bat!" - Kirk, STIV:TVH
He who dies with the most toys still dies!
Get your kicks...
PMS: Punish the Male Species
Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
Bother! said Pooh, as the shuttlebay decompressed.
100% of an 85% solution is better than 85% of a 100% one.
Why is origin at the end, if it means the beginning?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi -- Riker
Intel: Losing market share in 1995!
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."-Leia
Gore's Environment book - filed under Fantasy....
Simon says, "Go snow!"
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.
Cache me if you can.
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
He's a few beta's short of a full release.
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? -- Governor Tarkin
Def: Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship.
Roses are red; violets are blue; Clinton inhales Flowers, too.
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Canada: C eh? N eh? D eh?
6.50129 -- The natural logarithm of the Beast.
"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, Skank." - The Crow
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
Oxymoron: Bug free code.
Cool... I broke his brain...
Oxymoron: good grief
BBSo, ergo stupido
"You guys are never gonna get any." - Daria
Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which
M-1 & 2 .GIF DISC 904.878.4413
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
No Tagline today, I have a headache!
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There's ALWAYS room for Odo..."
Steel wool is harvested from sheep on a high iron diet.
You want to cut the Deficit by 50%, fire half of Congress
"Heavens, they're multiplying." - Brain
Real mathematicians are a subset of complex mathematicians.
I have brought back something you have to try - Riker
I have a degree in C.S.--Creative Stupidity!
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
Become a sysop and never see the world!
Cat: An unprogrammable animal.
To hell with justice, I want blood!
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!
URA Redneck if you think Paprika is a third world country.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
OXYMORON : Friendly takeover
Booby trapped tagline - Do not steal!
Have a great tagline to zap you with, but I'd be 86'd.
"You mean canola oil is for cooking?" - Duckman
Friends: family that you can choose for yourself.
Deja Coo: happens only after washing your car
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Bigot? Fundamentalist? Love guns? The Republicans want YOU!
You... you uploaded OS/2 to the Borg?. Jean-Luc Picard
A pile for everything and everything in its pile.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
CTHULHU CALLS: and orders a large pizza with anchovies...
Beer bellies: *large* waist.
My path? C:\Pagan\Wiccan\Celtic\Witch
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time. -- C-3PO
Bart Simpson is Elvis' love child.
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser.
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise. Worf, you first...
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
I love running Windows! NOT!
As funny as a proctologist with cold hands.
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
URA Redneck if there's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
Def: BBS: A method to triple your phone bill.
Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
"It's high noon on my sundial!" - Butt-Head
All I ever need to know I learned on MTV
"Smile, apologize, agree... invite them to a tea party"
If All Else Fails... BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat.
Let my people go! Land of Goshen.
No main() No Gain!
If you must tip a cow, 15% of the check is a good number.
"That'll be enough of that!" - Dot
I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could.
But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!
Conservative idea #1: Make it illegal and it will go away.
Generic Brown Label Tagline....no peeking.
Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the
X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter...
Common BBS talk: HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day.
Free Willy! Can Charlie!
"Better her then me" - Han Solo
OXYMORON : Television news
My cat is the Thief of Hearts.
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks...
"Your sense of smell tells you when you need to change your socks" Wakko
Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic.
Teflon brain (nothing sticks)
MANGLE 1.11 ■ Like a fine wine, being improved over time.
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
Operating at a 90-degree angle to reality.
Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
O-f-c-o-u-r-s-e-I-m-g-o-i-n-g-2-4-0-0-b-a-u-d..#$%$ NO CARRIER
May all your relatives move in with you.
Some people use a stick to find a wet spot!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
"Our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the water."
Poo poo occurs.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A single fact can spoil a good argument!
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
Deaf, dumb, and blonde.
Can you hear the bilabial fricative I'm sending you.
Def: Virtual: Not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Don't hit me Mr. Moderator I'll stay on topic next time.
Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze. -Memphis IHOP
Any body seen my tagline...?
"If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner.
Is critical mass Christmas or Easter?
PS/2 it? PS/on it!
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
"You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree..."
How do you know a Redneck? The child calls her father "Uncle Daddy"
"Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
Medical problem: A reason to stay home and read taglines.
You have two choices for dinner: take it or leave it.
If you see any marbles, send them to me. They're mine!
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
"Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong..."
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
We are going to create a whole new type of disfunction
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Pooh sat entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
How's about Your Flatulence?
<CRUNCH> Ohhh, Barney's eating the kids again!!!
Support your medical examiner, die strangly!
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants."
If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
As funny as a swarm of angry bees.
Pollytheism: n., the belief that God is a parrot.
ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
I came, I saw, she conquered. -- L. Long
Door: Something a cat wants to be on the other side of.
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas anymore.
You can dodge and duck for only so long, Hillary Clinton.
If everyone thinks alike then somebody isn't thinking.
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking≈2:¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh... I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
I'd rather Roe than Wade
SCHUSSTAFFEL!!!!
oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP...
If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. -- Vader
WOMAN.ZIP... Good utility when properly configured.
You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy...
An moderator should be hanged by his tongue.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hack it on the side of the monitor!
Hazardous laser radiation..do not look directly into beam
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
<This tagline is cloaked. You can't see it.>
"Bad dates..." -- Sallah
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
She makes hungry where most she satisfies.
Sogoggog... No, I mean Yog SothoAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
Institute: An archaic school where football in not taught.
IBM. UBM. We all BM. Pass the paper.
Am I grounded yet? ... Am I having fun yet?
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana
"So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda
You look pretty good for someone eating Sickbay food for 3 days - Riker
Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words.
I only wish my mouth had a backspace key!
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
Is MobyTurbo a Fast Whale?
Archeologist: one who's career lies in ruins.
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a langua
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Leia
Toto! Get off that power line...^%& NO TERRIER
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
It's a fantastic job, but someone's gotta do it.
The emperor has no clothes.
"It appears, Funboy, that the party has ended..." - The Crow
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Picard
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab Hammer?
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
A Marshal of France... Ridiculous! -- Picard
Trekkies with girlfriends - on the next Geraldo.
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses...
"Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
Tortilla: Lawyer's lunch choice.
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I am ashes where once I was fire.
"Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing." - Spock
Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
Curiosity kills more mice than cats.
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
Don't turn around! Der Kommissar's in town!
It's a simple formula; do your best & somebody might like it.<Baker>
That guy makes you wish abortion was retroactive.
Only in your dreams, Commander. - Troi
URA Redneck if you avoid rest stops if you have an empty milk jug.
bad or missing sysop
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
I remember me... I think.
HELP WANTED: self-starter. Must have spare solenoid.
Bother! said Pooh, and erased his message base.
The Way Things Are Going They're Gonna Crucify Me
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunder
"I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned.
Oxymoron: routine emergency
Make like cheap jeans and fade out of here.
Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one!
ππStep forward.ππMove ahead.ππTry to detect it.ππD E V O
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
"There's no place like taglines, No place like taglines..."
It's a pity stupidity isn't painful.
New! Nabisco "Tits" -- betcha can't eat just one!
I wonder what this button does? {¿T± <NO CARRIER
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
URINATE: Someone pretty. Almost a TEN.
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
Politics: Where right is wrong.
Bother! said Pooh, as the BATF destroyed his honey pot.
OXYMORON : Sensetive guy
"Better living through Revlon, guys." - Dazzler
I find you unavailable.-Picard
"Over the next 2 days, you might lose a lot of sleep" - Riker
"These are questions we have no business asking" -- Dana Scully
OXYMORON : Hollywood history
Famous Last Words #41: "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
If you can't stay healthy, find a sickness you like.
In cyberspace, no one can hear your spleen.
"I'll race you! One lap around the planet!" -- Runaway
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...
OK, I'm confused. More than normal, that is.
Oxymoron: true confessions
She loved the bulge in my pocket!! It was my wallet.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
The dog ate my .REP packet.
Irrelevancy - n., see Clinton
Separation of church and state: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
If you've been accused of lying through your tooth, you're a Redneck.
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
"No gags, no bulldozer, no dynamite! Whatta rotten cartoon!" -- Slappy
"You remind me of a very young Betty Boop." - Slappy
In a bad mood? Spread vicious rumors!
World ends today at 9:30 pm! Film at 11:00...
Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent.
Baby, Sweetheart, would I lie to you.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
Make like keys and get lost.
Honestly, Mr. Moderator - they were confused when *I* got here.
For that you have to travel to the nearest county seat.
Oxymoron: purely political
Would you have the grace to discorporate?
Waddya mean FIRED?!
O fragiles Hébreux! Allez, Rebecca, tombe!
You can never lock up Kirk for very long.
Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
System going down in 45 minutes for kernel panic.
DM Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
Please write all complaints legibly in box --> []
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!
Taglines R Usπ Clearance NOW in process!
"Collaborators. Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
Let's win this one and go home. - George A. Custer
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one.
Yo momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Aid the Soviets, send all Yuppies!
Often a clear conscience is just a bad memory.
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
He's a couple of volts below threshold
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
Puns can groan on you
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - D. Troi
Make like Jesus and leave us.
As funny as a zombie in heat.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Why waste time learning, ignorance comes with the turf?
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
OXYMORON : Perfect couple
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
"I don't think so, Homey don't play dat!"
Eat your words, Riker. :-) Your ship crashed with you in command.
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
In my case, usually homicide.- Janette
Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.
"Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job
Brother, can you spare a 16550 UART?
"Your birthday's next week. D'you want a surprise party?"
Will somebody shoot me? Please? - Nick Knight
"Great potential" is life's heaviest burden.
"I know what he's afraid of." -- Mulder
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Why isn't phonetic spelled that way?
The future just isn't what it used to be.
"To do is to be." --J.P.Sartre
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
Whips and chains are only toys...
You summoned me, Captain? asked T. Earl Grey hotly.
"Here, Fun-Boy!" - The Crow
"You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!" - Han Solo
"That's it!" - Pesto
Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time.
Must go - my attack cat needs his claws filed.
Oxymoron: brave politician
Kirk's bridge is not beige.
"So this is your new computer!", said Tom calculatingly.
Post Piece of a Packet - Get Reply's in Return!
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet, Pooh.
This BAUD'S for You...
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
Infinity: The time it takes Windows do something productive.
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
Everyone is GIFTED-Some open the pkg sooner.
Led Zeppelin rules!!!
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
Please Mr. Sysop... I want some more...
Anyone with a camera please enter the room
Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
Cross your legs! We only have three nails.
"Two Thousand Pounds!" ─ by Juan Ton
"I'm doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
"And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!"
Ah, that explains it then! Try it WITH glasses!
I am Sir Fool of It!
Flames to dkoresh@davidians.org
"Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"She looks like an oil fire!" -- Tom Servo
One modem said to another: Hey, you've got a nice baud!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support.
Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question.
How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?
BTW FWIW good luck with your collection.
Professionals are predictable ... it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
German word for bra: stoppenzefloppen
Humbled again, by overlooking the obvious...
Tag line thievery On the next Geraldo!
My name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening...
Spam...it is the devil's work!
Now which disk did I put that backup on?
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
"Sound." "We don't have sound." "Oh."
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "No messages in the TAGLINES echo."
Please don't feed or tease the fundies.
<BURP!!> That's how I spell relief!
Wasting time is an important part of living.
I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard...
A wish is a desire without an attempt.
"Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?" - Yakko Warner
Raw cookie dough.
it's 10 O'clock, where's your backup ?
One man's folly is another man's HST.
On their turf, they're the top dogs. Here? Different story.
I am 86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
"Johnny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Go hence, and sin more creatively next time.
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
Suppressive fire - won't.
I've been watching TONS of hockey lately - yeah, on Sega Genesis.
TAGLINE Moderator does it with taglines.
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?
Take this JOBO and shove it!
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
Band members do it all night.
Why bother phoning a psychic? - let 'em phone you!
Always a tag line!
"Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
Trust me, guys... duck. -- Zeus Carver
"Good research is *always* profitable." -- Heinlein
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
If you got it flaunt it! If you haven't, rent it!
God to wicked painter: REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
Could Basil make thyme with Rosemary?
"I'm tired of you Nega-scum! And that means you." - Sailor Moon
IBM = Information Becomes Money
Happiness is six rounds in the kill zone.
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull some intelligence outta Usenet!
One step forward, and two steps back
If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?
Boy! That data is slicker than cow snot.
Glub! Glub! I gotta get rid of this stuff!
I am Herman of Borg: Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter.
Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Bugs come in through open WINDOWS.
Emoticon: 3:] Pet smiley
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be.
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
COBBA: Now featuring the $4.95 all you can eat buffet!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Die Hard: With the Same Old Formula.
Why can't I like you, and love hooters too?
"What's a good wine to take away the taste of this food?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
"Do you want the calamari or the squid?" - Yakko Warner
I am Pepe of ze Borg: We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
"Falling off a Cliff" ─ by Eileen Dover
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
"Pooh," said Piglet as the bear exploded!
Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
"No, no, Butt-Head, no, I can't settle down!" - Beavis
People don't own cats, cats own PEOPLE!
I'm not a white male--I'm differently oppressed, OK?
Warning sign: τ╞╕ï ï ¥öÜΓ ┌╖òδεm Θ∩ δΓûG
Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
═══ gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...! ═══
"Mele Kaliki Maka." - Hawaiian Christmas
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!
Why, he's no fun, he fell right over!
"Slow down at the next red light. I wanna jump out!"
Def: Hex Dump: Where Witches put used curses
Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?
my share's bigger than yours, that's all.
My toothpaste is lost, said Tom aimlessly.
Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others.
One great thing about cats--they don't bark.
Booboo #1: Quoting the entire message.
Bankers do it with interest.
I wanted a Lamberghini, but I am too Porsche for Infinity
If he was here, I would hit him upside the head. - Don Schanke
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
It's trying to communicate with us. - Picard
Don't be afraid of flying. Be afraid of crashing.
Attention tagline shoppers: Steal 2, get 1 free.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
The cost of feathers has risen.... Now even down is up!
Ginger's Port Limited: Home of the 85 meg messagebase.
AIR_CONDITIONER 1.0 - Runs under WINDOWS
Human (n.): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
I can trust a carrot!
ABEND: PLugremovEDfromouTLT
Warning: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Bother! said Pooh pulling a tribble from his honey pot.
"I get this from guys all the time." - Dot
The Revolution WILL be televised. Film at 11.
Brobeck got run over by a reindeer...
Qedit, or forget it!
The DLS is proud and will give you credit for this
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." - The Crow
"You watch too much TV, Pinky." -- The Brain
"If U kill yourself, U have nothing to live for -H. Stern
Yo momma so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
This isn't me...my computer took over OLX!
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
Life before the real world -- work.
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth
If it's a small world... Why am I always lost?
Real sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
My life is an unevaluated registration copy.
My shoes are too tight. - Londo
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better. - Picard
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory.
Feed Jane Fonda to the whales.
Oxymoron: finished buildings
Fundamentalism means never having to open one's mind.
If this tagline is stolen, it will self-destruct!
Writer's Rule #4: Correct spelling is essentail.
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
Oxymoron: night light
It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position!
MARINE: Muscles Are Required - Intelligence Not Expected
As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
Excuse me, but could you please pass the puck?
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee
My Sysop can beat up your Sysop. Phhheeettt
Giant Space Hamsters: Better pets than Giant Space Pit Bulls!
Welcome to the Power Ranger Fan Club BBS! $^$^@%^@$% NO CARRIER
How many Proof of Purchase Seals for that one?
I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time. - s.w.
Mr. Data, precisely what did you mean when you said, "Oh, boy"?
Elves do it in fairy rings.
FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ailout
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die...
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
OXYMORON : Family vacation
Ohmmeter - One who eats Ohms Ω
If I was rich I wouldn't have just an XT
Deja Foo: The feeling that there's been a programmer there before.
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
Reality.sys not found, <A>bort <R>etry <F>ail?
Is this Fahrvergngen?
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction
Is this thing on??
"And now, on to the adventures of... Freakazoid!"
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
What if they gave a war and only on side came - Lucifer
Oxymoron: Honest Crook!
All art is knowing when to stop.<MOrrison>
Step on no pets
For secret file-filled "EliteWare" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del>
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the DOC's
"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last." - Vader
Bit Decay!? Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Oxymoron: minor disaster
Bother! said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
Cluelessness... try it!
"You have diabetes", Tom's doctor said sweetly.
"You're a dumbass, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"To be is to do." --I.Kant
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
To a kat 'NO!' means "Not while I'm looking"
I'm a lizard, baby, so why don't you kiss me...
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
"I'm going off to stuff loads of paper down the toilet!"
I think not, said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
Fishermen and Film Majors have reel lives.
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
Lake Erie died for your sins.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
Though this tagline be madness,yet there is method in't. Tagspeare
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. -- Twain
Die Hard: With a BFG-9000
*Munchkins* cast Control Cthulhu.
No way I'm going to use an off-line mail reader!
My other computer is a VIC 20!
Buy a cookie for conservatism.
Windows95: Alpha tested by many, Currently Beta testing by millions.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
Lawyer + Godfather = An offer you can't understand.
Conservatives musn't rest! Shift fire onto Clinton's Lap-Dog Media.
Homophobes who type too much. Next on Geraldo!
But you can sure get nothing for something!
If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why.
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head.
Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations.
"Rock-a-bye baby, under my tush..." - Pesto Goodfeather
The GOP has a Contract With America. Clinton has one ON America.
Zombie Sitcom: BURIED...WITH CHILDREN
"To cook well, learn all about spices", Tom said sagely.
Deja Gnu: The feeling you have been to this zoo before.
Why do conservatives still think the is Earth flat?
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do
I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u
"You're disgusting!" "It's a living." - Odo/Quark
Bother! said Pooh taking the last hit from @F's dope.
Grits: Cream of Wheat with an attitude.
Do vampires fear death?
A musical ignoramus is one who doesn't know his brass from his oboe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
Isn't technology wonderful?
Worf becomes angry at the thought of brushing his teeth.
Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
Everyone still looks uncomfortable. Riker
file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
Academy of Naked Pagan Rituals & Animal Husbandry.
Are you having a blonde moment?
Car phone answering machine: 'Hi, I'm home right now...' - s.w.
Why isn't my ship moving? - Picard
Don't worry, everything is perfectly ÑφΓmα└¡!¡
I think I heard something hit a fan.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
VMS must die!
Eagles may soar, but Kiwis win World Cup rugby contests.
Why don't we just call it a draw, Robinson? - Dr. F
Coming to you in 1996: The 1995 CFL schedule!!!!!
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
#define OFF ON
I am the Goddess of Empathy... -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
"How to Tell the Future" ─ by Chris Taball
In a bad mood? Reveal the ending!
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
Stop descrimination, hate everyone equally.
All the world's a Schroedinger Box, and we are merely kitties.
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Welfare mothers make better lovers
Borg, and the women who love them -- on the next Oprah!
Know that he knows that we know that he knows ■ Data
No. No, I don't have any garlic. - Nick Knight
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart
He who has no fire in himself can not warm others.
Shut up and do me!
"Everything under control. End log." -- Odo
There's always a driver CRAZIER than you are.
Shh. Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
$$$$$$$$.$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, B)ankruptcy?
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Do cyberpunks use taglines?
Hillary Clinton: America's Eva Peron
The tagline which is stolen the most... wins!
"You shrink all the TV's and everyone gets all squinty-eyed?" - Pinky
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
As funny as a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
"Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
GET YOUR VERSION OF BLUE WAVE TODAY!!!
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
Warning: CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Reboot Washington DC (y/n)?
Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
Coming soon to an arena near you: Half of the 94-95 Hockey season!
Be nonviolent, or I'll kill you!
Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!
I just collect taglines, I don't analyze them!
Only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
Can you tell I need more Taglines?
Rostinkowski ■ "I thought they were green stamps..."
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
Mars still need women? TAKE HILLARY!!
Just gimme the killer B's...Beer, Blues, BBQ & BBros!
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
Never trust a pit bull, even one named "Fluffy"...
TACT,def: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
.üöÿ llík ll'ì rò kêéW htläêH lätñéM tröppùSt
Am I crazy... Or is this tagline blinking?
<snore> <snore> Riker
Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp?
I thought Vidas Gerulitas was a geriatric disorder.
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
YES! I'm a trouble maker!
Stay healthy....eat your honey!
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!
"Any Sysops here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
Anyone can pee on the floor. Be someone! **** on the ceiling.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Never assume conspiracy when stupidity will explain it.
Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
Experience the test comes first, the lesson later.
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
This May Tell You More Than You Care to Know
"Does that hammer the plot home for you?" - Slappy Squirrel
That's it? But you only made 23 moves. ■ Pulaski
You're a Redneck if: you have ever financed a tattoo.
A big enough hammer fixes anything
Why is bread so dear and flesh and blood so cheap?
Bill Clinton: See Also; liberal, immoral, liar, fraud, president 92-96
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" - Leia
Clinton/Gore: Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
Don't worry. I backed it up to the RAM disk yesterday.
Oxymoron: rolling stop
Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
It's a Dog eat Dog World and I'm wearing Milkbone Undies!
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
Rush Limborg: Assimilating America.
URA Redneck if your mule backs up to every stump it sees.
A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
Win95: 95 = The number of seconds they bug tested it for.
Please excuse my stupidity
Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan
"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes..."
Drive nail here ( ) to need a new monitor.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Whoops, I formatted the boot disk.
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
If you understand it, it's obsolete.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
Life has a lot of undocumented features.
Fundamentalism: Fund; send cash, amentalism; without thinking.
Clinton logic: $30,000 a year!? Wow - I'm a MILLIONAIRE!
Rolling On Floor Laughing!!!!!!
Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go.
Maybe THE UNIVERSE is fuzzy! -Hubble Astronomers
Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"I was a cat in my others lives."
If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
Bajorans don't like it when you yank their chains.
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
If(Windows=You) then let length(YourWalk) > length(pier)
Where am I? Who are these people?
Naw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!# NO CARRIER
Usenet is not a right. It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw.
#include <taglines.h>
CLINTON.SYS corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
Warning: File LIFE.DOC fails CRC check!
"What are they celebrating?" Alice 118 "Their captivity." Kirk
"Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
Clinton Math: $250,000 = MILLIONAIRE
"I'll give you an involuntary reflex." - Pesto Goodfeather
"Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
"I've fallen... but I'll be back..." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea.
In keeping with current Clinton economics, July 4th is canceled.
I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
Be a man, dammit....leave the seat up!
Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;)
"Next rest area: 25 mi." That's a big rest area.
Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly. L. Long
I'm not short--just vertically challenged
Do one to others...
"It's not a joke. Yakko spelled backwards is really okkaY." - Yakko
Open doors we find our way; we look, we see, we smile.
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
This is your brain...this is your brain on UNIX...
How did Bill and Hillary meet? They dated the same woman!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
"Looks like I picked a bad week to give up booze."
Def: Dilate: To live too long
I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going.
You should be pun-ished!
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
In a bad mood? Leave a ring in the bathtub!
Moderator not found, (r)etry, (p)ost off topic?
"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." - Threepio
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send Jelly Babies.
You can't cut the Canadian ratio. Who'll play special teams?
Def: Toddler: An indoor tornado
Off like a bride's nightie.
Always factor alimony into the price of a Computer...
4X4. Cat Waffles while you wait.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!
Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids.
What shall we do now?
TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
The Lollypop. It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship. - Riker
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
"Members of the jury, I must ask you to disregard my last remark."
Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask
We're looking for a few good men. - B. Cassidy
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night
Do not make loon soup <The Eskimo Cookbook>
AD&D Quote: Within the earshot of the bard, everyone is annoyed.
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]
Off-line readers: e-mail the way the Goddess intended.
"Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda
Déjà Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
"The police towed away the car, so I bought another one."
Flexibility is one of the cornerstones of program budgeting.
It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!
"ME or THAT computer" she said... that was yesterday...
Rangers won the Cup - someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
Member of the Guild of Tagline Thieves.
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
Conan! Watch out for that cliff+$%#@ NO WARRIOR
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Forget "undo:" I want an "un-think-about-it" button!
I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American.
As funny as a chamber of horrors.
I saw the T-shirt but all I got was this stupid tagline.
"Aren't you worried about germs?" - Dot
To boldly go where no computer line has gone before...
Take 2 steps back - spin - 1 step forward - grin - do the Clinton!
Wobbles, but he won't fall down!
Consciousness: visualize whirled peas
Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"
Oxymoron: Catproof
Mike Tyson should have taken her for a drive--Ted Kennedy
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
Brought to you by Conservative Republicans Against Progress (C.R.A.P.)
TAX THIS, CLINTON!
Don't blame me - I didn't vote for EITHER Clinton.
Nut loose on keyboard --- system halted.
Hm..what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
Never let 'em see ya sleep.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Vote ABC in '96, (Anybody But Clinton)
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - s.w.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here...
Def: Computer: A million morons working at the speed of light.
What you mean, wrestling is FIXED?
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!
A cat will go "quack" -- if you squeeze it hard enough.
I blew my tagline file away & I can't do a thing with it!
Disarm today - dat arm tomorrow!
All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
WOMAN.ZIP - Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP!
"One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner." - Han Solo
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
"The answers are there. You just have to know where to look."
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
My stereo's ½-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
I said sedate, not seduce, Counselor.-Picard
Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf. -- Q
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
"Kalvin?" "Hey, don't laugh. It's the latest thing in Djins."
P.B. don't mean Polynesian Bobsled...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West
"Go away." - Wakko Warner
Am I going too far yet?
Some of my best friends are taglines!
Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even better!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Nothing can penetrate this armor.
Mrs. Fletcher was PUSHED!
Real Programmers don't have MBAs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
Finding a good man is like trying to staple Jello to a tree
Oxymoron: new standard
Deja Screw: The feeling that you've hired an attorney.
Make like a sanitary towel...and press on.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: PAPSMEAR: A FATHERHOOD TEST.
Always yield to temptation, it may never return.
Alumnus of Communist Martyrs High School, class of 1972
"Jelly!" - Mindy
ISDN = I Smell Dollars Nearby
"You will never find a more rechid hive of scum and villiany" - Obi Wan
URA Redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
Why is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo?
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
"Whoa! You look REAL cool now!" - Beavis
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
"Hello again, Peabody here..." - Mister Peabody
This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
Bus drivers do it in transit.
I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
"That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!"
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks?
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwave
Lie: My wife didn't like it. (She says it's embarrassing)
Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
"Mission accomplished! Oooo, ooo, oo ooo oo ooo ooooo!" - Y/W/D
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men...but he's strange.
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
URA Redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
Real SysOps turn off the ringer on their telephone.
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
I ate somthing....Then it walked away from me! <Burp!>
Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line.
Make like a wheel and spin.
That's why they call it a DROP spindle.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral.
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
BCNU...................Be seeing you ....
"Cats" - by Ann Gora
The X-Men vs. The X-Men (Again) with special guests... The X-Men!
One preliminary sign of AIDS is a pounding in the ass.
But ossifer I don' wanna take a buckin' frosiety test...
How I relate to my inner self influences my relations w/ all others.
My terminal is a lethal teaspoon.
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
A little honey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
......... Then there were two .........
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
The Clinton Armed Forces- Eat, Drink and be Mary.
He jests at scars that never felt a wound...
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Rabbit.
Since we all move so slowly - why is it called rush hour?
"A lie is terminological inexactitude" - the Clinton Administration
I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle.
Hi. I'll be your tagline for this evening.
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
In a bad mood? Stray into other people's snapshots!
1024x768x256... Sounds like one =MEAN= woman !!
Doctors do it in the OR.
Oxymoron: User friendliness.
Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project!
File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
Back to you, Rexella!
The world is what you make it, doesn't fit make alteratio
Delete file (Y)es (N)o (M)aybe? _
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the power station.
Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes!
Wish I could unscrew my head and kick it out the door.
"Stop spoiling my fun you Sick Chick!" - Mojo to Spiral
From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
Decisions terminate panic
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO was assimilated by the Borg.
If man was meant to use Windows, we'd all be like Al Gore!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke the CPU?
Failure is not in falling down, but in staying down.
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
Ask about our unwanted orphan tagline program.
Ahh, it taxes the little grey cells, does it not?
"SWAT team in place?" "Yes." "Let the Olympics begin..."
Keep Clinton warm this winter he hates the draft.
President/VicePresident is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
A huge anti-semantic movement arose.
SWEAT(n):motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking
Taglines: What some of us wade through a whole message for.
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
"Shhhh! Know what that means?" - Blowski "You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
DEL EZ-RDR.* to continue
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"I will offer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you...
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
"Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted."
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
"If you want instant coffee, you'll have to wait!"
"When in doubt, print 'em out." -Karl's Program Proverb
If (EveryBoy='Good') then Favor:=TRUE;
"Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker
Doubt Is The Essence Of Faith
If there is an opinion, facts will be found to support it
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?
Save gas. Travel by modem.
Futuristic: It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.
"I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up." - Wakko Warner
If I had a twit filter, I'd filter in the morning...
Honk if your horn is broken.
Why are my taglines umop apisdn¿
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time
Fire, Mr. Worf! (Riker walks in with Worf's pink slip)
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
Die Hard: Without a Prayer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Get rid of that damn twitch!" - Picard
Emoticon: :-) Your basic smiley.
The Ultimate put down: "You have blonde roots."
HEADLINE: Voters to decide whether to vote!
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
I'm not a tagline addict. My husband hasn't left me yet!
Wasn't Jimi Hendrix's modem a purple Hayes?
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
My hard drive lost it's FAT on a crash diet.
"That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader
red rum red rum red rum RED RUM!!!!
My modem has premature bauding...
If you don't have a grain of salt, you can use mine.
You have violated Robot's Rules of Order!
This is my last Tagline...Pleeeease don't steal it
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I say what I mean,I mean what I know,I know what is fact.
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?" Wakko "Maybe later." Yakko
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
ATTENTION: ROM Chips now come in BBQ flavour ... Try em'
Def: Velveeta: The cheese that cannot die!
If God wanted METRIC, there would've been 10 disciples!
There's a Taurus II buyer born every minute - Ricart
He died so we don't have to.
"I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see." - Slappy
Clinton daffynition: contributions - taxes.
Def: Acoustic: What you play pool with.
Curious ideas wait for stranger times.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette.
Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge? Riker
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
███████████Steal this one, you %$#%^&#&#!!██████████████
Why be politically correct when you can be RIGHT?
MSI - Honking off the world in '95
"You're a prevert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
In the middle of the fight, a hockey game broke out...
"Bother," said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
Mama wore a leather nursing bra
I'll have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup, pluheeze?
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
ASCII and ye shall receive.
Pop-Top Tagline. Pull here to let the phospor out-->▀
Bad day: A garden snail honks to pass on the freeway.
Pointless: teaching a dog to fetch boomerangs.
Disk failure! (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot?
Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they misspelled my name
Remember to never split an infinitive
I thought only women wore pumps.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying elves are BACK!!!!!!!
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
URA Redneck if your will states all your possessions be sold at auction.
Tchaikovsky: winner of the War of 1812
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
Why does sour cream have a use-by date?
Everytime I read this I get a pain in my, er, side.
"Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet." -- Slappy
The doctors have done everything, but I'm still alive.
Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant.
There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Dºñ't tëll mè âböút ⁿº pròbléms...ƒíx ìt ÿóùrsêl⌠
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevant.
Captain @TOLAST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Did you let the dog run loose again?!? #$@üî NO MAIL CARRIER
Make your 486-50 preform like a Gameboy, use Windows.
Thank God the ship cleans itself! Lt. @TOLAST@ just left holodeck 2!
I smoked a salmon once, but didn't inhale
Money won't grow on trees as long as banks own branches.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the right of way.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my C Drive?
CTHULHU CALLS: And gets my answering machine...
I'm just a WYSIWYG kind of guy !!!
"Next stop... the Twilight Zone..." -- Polarity
Windows is GEOS for a klone.. More colorful, but slower.
Def: Farfignewton: German for ergonomic cookie.
"Wind Instruments" ─ by Clara Net
You are dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth -- Worf
I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088.
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
"Good morning" - The ultimate oxymoron!
Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
What an incredible smell you've discovered your Highness...
We're Animaniacs. We have pay or play contracts.
There's your NEXT challenge! - Picard
"The instrument please!" - Yakko
Sector Not Found, Go to Your Room!
I will not waste chalk - Bart
Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
Def: DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo
Bring back REAL monster movies!
Happiness is a Moderator with a good sense of humor.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab_Hammer?
Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look like my sister."
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold! -- Leia
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.
"Especially uninvited." - Wakko Warner
del CLINTON.*; del RODHAM.*; del *.TAX (if only it were so simple...)
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa! Film at 11:00.
"I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne
Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
"Tactless - yet rude." - Slappy
A grenade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.
Never did tagliners waste more idle breath. -- Tagspeare
I am the root of some evil... send some money.
Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse.
Mandatory tagline omitted; Moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00.
"Today we learned that resistance is futile." -- Barney of Borg
C:>COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted
I take no responsibility for that random tagline.
Ura Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had ?
"Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
Bad taste is timeless.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
MicroSoft - Where Quality Is Job 1.1!
________┌┌┌_ó.ò_┐┐┐________
Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
Aim High!....You just may hit an officer...
"Hey, Eric... it's okay. It ain't your fault, boy." - Crow
Famous Last Words #59: "Oh, don't be so paranoid..."
Proper Irish ballad: he dies, she dies, everybody dies.
Windows: if at first you don't succeed, create a "95" version.
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
YKYHW: You can't get away from the screen.
Carry on. Freedom of Speech has a price tag. You're it.
Bother! said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics
Don't ask a fool directions!
A slamming we will go, a slamming we will go.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it's a cat.
"Really, honey... just 1 more message."
"Everything Explained" ─ by Kitt N. Caboodle
.QWK is the disease. BlueWave is the cure.
TV Truth: Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
Stealthily like a cat - Crow trips
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Bubba! Jail to the Chief!
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
<<<<SLiMeR proof of purchase.
Yeah, love is knocking outside your dooowa!
When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Factoid: Something similar to a fact.
OS/2 = DOS-DOS+PREEMPTIVE_MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
He's running at 400 baud
Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.
Everybody needs a purpose in life. Is this yours?!?
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Def: Bachelor: One who is footloose & fiance free!
A sure-fire formula for living to be one hundred - keep breathing!
"Take a hint, Q, no one wants you around." - Vash
"Washin' the dog! Washin' the dog!" - Beavis and Butt-Head
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
Hackers DO IT with DDT.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
Another #$##&*##$ &* Tagline!!!!
Woman: You got TEN inches? Man: Yeah, what a snow storm we had!
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
Warning! The Force is with me!
Temporarily out of taglines.....
N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D. Scotty
* <- Tribble * * * Ü╥╥ <- Tribbles Meet Bambi
Who needs ANSI to be colorful??
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing...
Replace me with a computer? Why? It won't work either!
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code ...
Flattery really works: As you snow, so shall you reap.
Def: Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight!
Hail to The Liar of the United States, Bill Clinton!!
1 gig of RAM;1 Terabyte of HD space;586 chip:NO WINDOWS!!
"Spew!!!" - Skippy
I slept like a spatula - tossed and turned all night.
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Commander Riker will now conduct a MANUAL docking. - Picard
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
Slam,Bang,Crash. I love fine tuning programs.
Hey, AT&T!!! SEEING is believing!
French Quarter, "A little bit of Europe in the USA"
As funny as a swift kick in the nuts.
Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs????
As funny as a blind man on the freeway.
His elevator is stuck between floors.
Oxymoron: no opposition
Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.
Bother! said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
Money buys the dog. Love wags its tail.
"Except I'm allergic to anything with lactose in it." - Yakko Warner
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
And they sayeth unto Jesus, How the hell did ya do that?
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
For discussion only. Not to be relied upon.
I'm not addicted, just dedicated!
I'm going to Risa again this year. Yes, again. Riker
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology.
"Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical!
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
Thick as a brick.
Spelling -- grammar -- apostrophes -- CHECK!
This is a tag line. Usually, it is funny.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: DILATE: TO LIVE LONG.
"@TOFIRST@ unleashes hot fury!"
Automatic weapons - aren't.
Sam Clemen's estranged kids: Never the Twains shall meet!
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
Close only counts if you are on the receiving end.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way!
This is all modem-induced hallucination.
"I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel?"
Harvest is when I need you the most...only one more season...
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Don't get creative here--standards are good for you.
Is God GOOD or What!!!
"What do they FEED you X-Men, anyway??"
Oxymoron: randomly organized
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimi
Try the gray stuff, it's delicious!
None of the Edmonton players has the name GIZMO on their back!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Temper, temper, mon capitan." - Q
Republican: Health Care Plan; Don't Get Sick.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Wasteful: Using a 14.4k modem to call mostly 2400 BBSes.
Do chickens have lips?
Most problems partially defined are partially solved.
Oxymoron: Baby grand.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
"I see you've met my... faithful... handyman."
I will not sell school property -Bart
SSSSHH!! You don't have to let everybody know! <g>
"Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you hate!
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
<<@This Completes Your Request To The *Tagline Addict*@>>
RemoteAccess v1.11+ ■
Blue Wave mail door not found. Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n)
Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform.
"Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.
Difference between blondes and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week.
Coffee is for wusses! Tea is the drink of Champions!
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
There is no such thing as a bloody Cat License.
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
OS/2 is *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
How do nudists play Flag Football?
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
Deja Boo: Scared to death in a past life.
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
"Shinnen o medeto." [Happy New Year] - Japanese
Good thing I'm wearing brown shoes...
New ad for Tampax: We're not #1 but we're right up there!
Is he cute? I don't know but he sure has cute taglines!
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at school.
Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o to Impulse, (C)all Geordi
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
Put all your begs in one ask-it...
Adam to Eve-> I'll wear the plants in this family.
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q, to Kira
Oxymoron: Government Planning.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
I keep forgetting to carry money. - Picard
OXYMORON : Historical truth
"Dum dum dum dum." --The sound of the Energizer Bunny
"Thanks for the mammaries..." - Beavis
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it becomes
Nah! that's my modem speaking in tongues.
As funny as a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
But if you really make them think they'll hate you.
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
"If she was a real punk rock girl she'd eat him alive." - Butt-Head
Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????
Problems and Insight rarely appear together!
Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
Al Gore - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Living it up in life!
Is "puppy love" bestiality?
Diagonally parked in a Parallel universe.
URA Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
If today were a fish, I'd throw it back.
Headline: Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
"Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
The Mailman bringeth...The Garbageman taketh away!!!
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. Winnie The Pooh.
"If you order the chili, I need to know your next of kin."
There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even! -- Calvin
Windows:If I wanted a MAC, I woulda BOUGHT one!
What do you call cat diapers? PamPurrs...
"Who's scruffy-looking?" - Han Solo
It's time to heal and write taglines again.
Never say hi to a man named Jack in an airport. "Hi jack"
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart
Lawyer: one who calls a 137-page document a brief.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Bert Lantz
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
"The Diamond Robbery" ─ by Jules Argon
Little boats should keep near the shore.
I'd love to, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
How LONG must this CIRCUS continue?
QWERTY rules!
* Watch for our ad in BBS Caller Digest Magazine **
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but TWO well.
Fährvergnügen: German for no leg room
Cannibals don't eat clowns. They say they taste funny.
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
IBM -- "It's Borg Mentality"
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Serenity through viciousness
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING?
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
"Don't tell him. He might crack." - Slappy Squirrel
Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
Dahmer meals: Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie
Def: DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
'Tain't nobody's business (not even mine)
Money is the root of all wealth.
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Oh you know my name is Simon, and I like to do draw-rings
Banana Jam? Is this something to eat or a party game?
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
I just love it when the Moderator's awake!
Government can't SOLVE the problem - it IS the problem!!!
"Dad, I need a note for school tomorrow...preferably a $10 bill."
If AMIGA is so good why is it dying...?
Any fool can moderate, and many of them do.
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
"No, no. How DOOO you do!" Scratchy "Fine, thank you." Dot
One to burn up Scotty
I could prove God statistically
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg
"Don't just stand there. God's a busy man." - Kirk
Hobbies? Yes. I collect taglines.
Bo shuda. -- Jabba the Hutt
Change is inevitable...except from a change machine.
The Folgers crystals won't take much more, Captain!
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
It weren't no colour TV until I fixed it!
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
The concept is simply staggering.Pointless but staggering
SShhoouulldd eecchhoo bbee ooffff??
The cat's out of the bag. -jena Spot?! -Data
@FN@ would rather be playing hockey.
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
PATH=C:\;C:\DOS;C:\UTIL;C:\WISCONSIN;
OK, so why isn't is spelled Fonix?
"If I didn't love I wouldn't this, would I?"
If at first you doubt, doubt again, and again ...
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
That's not a tagline, that's Yakko Warner carrying on again!
All I want for Christmas is a Redhead wrapped in cellophane.
"Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?
Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER
Hockey fascinates me! I could sit and watch it for hours.
"Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting." -- Riff
Situation no win. Time for a change of atmosphere.
Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!
.·∙°∙·. .tsìxé ï ëró⌠ëréht ,lìàm tèg ì .·∙°∙·.
Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one, care less for them.
File Not Found...Delete User instead? (Y/y)
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
Working with Unix by John Bobbit
I bite harder ...
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap and an orange vest.
Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
Clinton's ACTUAL first choice for Attorney General: G. Gordon Liddy
Gotta give that last brain cell a rest...
Clinton Medical Dictionary: HANG NAIL: COAT HOOK.
Clinton won: You lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Lie: I only had one.
You're A Redneck If: directions to your house are "Turn off road..."
008. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
"Here's my bill. That should stop you from smoking for a few months."
"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
"And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil." - Wakko Warner
Man has the True Religion---several of them!-Mark Twain
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, new snow tires!
Flirt with a smile. Service with a smirk!
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.
"Dog Training." ─ by Wille Bite
Frankly my dear, I don't want a dam
It's always darkest just before things go totally black.
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
My Doctor said he was going to take my tagline away, snfl
Forest fires prevent bears.
Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes!
What does Windows NT stands for? Nervous Technicians?
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
Seminar For Males: PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Lets ... Lets get acquainted. Picard
I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself someday.
OXYMORON : Punk fashion
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
"Our marriage must be dissolved", she said acidly.
If at first you don't succeed, spend more money.
And Ron said E = MC² ... and there was Tag-X Pro v1.20!
"To be Honest" ─ by Frank Lee
My cat thinks it's a dog ... it goes MEARF MEARF.
If it weren't for Hillary, Bill would still be President.
You must never quit insisting. <Clausen>
But what about Bob?
To <g> or not to <g>, that is the question!
"I was under the impression you were sent to spy on me."- Mulder
Answers: $1 ■ Correct answers: $5 ■ Dumb looks: Free! ■
Introducing Steve Vai on stunt guitar...
User - A term used by sysops. See "idiots"
If Moderator not found - Please notify Sysop!
Anything you say will be distorted and remixed and used against you.
Stupid software written by Mortimer S. Nerd
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
Skywalker & Sons:Intergalactic ScrapYards
I told you he was the best - Picard
And this, Wesley, is an airlock. Care to step in?
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
Never has my Flabber been so gasted!
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Ura Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break. -Troi
OXYMORON : Quality construction
It seems I have a hole in my marble bag.
TV Truth: Aliens are always immune to bullets.
URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us!
Oxymoron: stand down
Poetic Justice: A lawyer with his tongue cut out...
How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips move.
Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
"I'm gonna be the mane event like no king was before!"
I didn't like that tagline. So I made this one up!
Dope Ring: A Bunch of Blondes in a Circle.
Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
DANGER! DANGER! Book store ahead, hide wallet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
We got computers. We're tappin' phone lines.
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! HEEEEEEEE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
FIDO lie #05: I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
"Of course you know, this means Warners!" - Yakko
2400 city/9600 highway/14400 spaceway/28800 ?
For some, reality is an illusion.
"Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower."
I completely understand DOS & Women. Equally.
OXYMORON : Temporary tax
Do I have to remind you that you have the right to remain silent?
Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
The most dangerous thing is a new Lt. with a map and a compass.
Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
It's Ensign Flintstone!...He's Fred, Jim!
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
"R2D2 where are you?" - C3P0
Pardon me, may I borrow your Wobbly Goblin?
COMMAND.COM not found. Running NONSENSE.COM. Ufdsk (Q/L)?
PUNNY BOOK = Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
This tagline is really a carefully packaged hug from me.
"Bother" said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
The program is not over, till the FAT table sings!
Falling hurts least those who fly low.
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
Booboo #2: Dorky quoting macros.
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference.
I'm busier than a blind man in a mine field.
If Jiminy Cricket was here, I'd skoosh him. -- Calvin
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00.
"If onlys" are lonely.<Jennings>
Big or small We tax them all.
Psycic meeting..you know where and when....
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (G)o fix the coffee
My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's!
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
"Now that's comedy!" - Skippy "Cute. But that's my line." - Slappy
But she said she was 18! (Like I cared?!)
Blondes have more fun, Redheads ARE more fun.
Why do expenses always rise to meet income?
1000 Americans quit smoking each day... by DYING!
URA Redneck if you owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Def: Honesty: Fear of being caught.
I Love Animals.... They're delicious!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Def: Crime Control: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
"When the husband has no wisdom, the wife has no pride."
AD&D Famous Last Words: Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level.
Hackers DO IT faster.
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI, Where's Larry Be
"Hey, is that Barry Manilow?" - Yakko Warner
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
If atheism is a religion, then "bald" is a hair color.
By the way, did Marshall mention he has 640 Megs?
Abuse: The bitter clamour of two eager tongues.
Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Vader
Turbo taglines rule!
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
#define long char
Bachelor: One who cheates a woman out of a divoce
Hell hath no fury like a queen without a hairdryer.
Def: COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
CanaDOS - EH?:\>
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times!!!
"She stayed the whole time... talked a lot." -- Clinton
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
Real Programmers don't work at banks for even 6 months.
Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by! -- Han Solo
Number of phone rings = number of steps from commode - 1
Def: Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
Lord @LN@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
"This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon
And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!!
Barney of Borg: We are a happy collective!
In a bad mood? Take the last cookie!
Oxymoron: Vexation Exercise.
Tagline theft really burns my ASCII...
Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.
Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
I wi√ìδùsh Belⁿl wouÜ╜┐ld fiì╣├x my çphêone lin$╢■
Neither can I.
"You can't be half-and-half. You're either guilty or not guilty."
Useless Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check
** Tagline Function Disabled **
My mouse only has one ball...and it's frozen.
You're a Redneck if: Your Mom has a spitton under the ironing board
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.
We are Hippies of Borg. Make love. War is irrelevant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
Oh no! The creationists are mutating!
Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Clinton
Bother! said Pooh & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed."
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner...
Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
GI: Taking up bird calling. BI: Taking up buffalo calling.
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!"
"Hey Carlo...you think you could fool a Corleone?"
In a bad mood? Feign serious illness!
In a nuclear war, all are cremated equally.
If you don't die from it, it's healthy.
@TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers..
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it enough
Bad day: You borrow on your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.
Many are called, most won't go.
COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
For what it's worth!!!!
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
Wow... This computer thing is intense...
SACRILEG.OUS detected: Lightning bolt? (Y/N)
Bimbouy: A blonde in the water.
Connection to server has timed out. Reconnect? (y/n)
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." - Gallagher
He's driving me crazy! - Q to Picard about Fox
When you can't make it GOOD, make it BIG!
I'm am not lost. I've just never been here before.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two leeches?
"To be is to do." --Descartes
Taglines are like cats - you only think you own them.
Long live the Rebel Alliance!
Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Beware of geeks bearing disks!
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Death never comes too late. <Irish>
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Caffeine makes the world go round
Never swallow a porcupine tail first.
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Joan of Arc: patron saint of welders
"Heresy signifies no more than private opinion." - Hobbes
Do Programmers eat ASCII crackers?
Aliens. Go fig. -- Dot Warner
** Member: Tag Line THIEF'S Local #913 **
What I need is a faster modem?
Just walk straight over this taggled line and you're free
Clinton is like Odo. They both change before your eyes.
If the Sargent can see you, so can the enemy.
Oxymoron: intelligent fight
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12.
I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO@.
TV Truth: Teenagers can access any computer using their PC's.
Je défendrai jusqu'à la mort votre droit à mon opinion
Oxymoron: Split level.
Oxymoron: sweet pickle
Catch the Blue Wave!
Idiot savant: Dittohead with a college degree.
"Here. Have a fat-free yogurt!" - Yakko Warner
What are the odds on something like that?... Don't answer that. Picard
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
And now a word from our modem... +++ ATH0 NO CARRIER
He who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
A Girl In Trouble Is A Temporary Thing
Please consult: "Popular Fallacies about Vivisection".
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" - Monty Python
Fester - Quicker
"Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up
"You don't say." - Yakko
URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons.
I've got a Mr. Microphone and I *LOVE* it!
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch... the comfy chair!" - Monty Python
"Let's plunge ahead." - Dr. Scratchansniff
Ura Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
"It's too quiet!" - Dot
This tagline is functioning within normal parameters.
"How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Years" - By Bill Clinton
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
If I can't fix it, it ain't broken.
This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel
Unable to locate Al Werner -- Big Deal!!!!!
"Hi, I'm Bar..." <BLAM!> Hasta la vista, Barney!
Mr. Finch gave @TOFIRST@ a pencil.
Scully: I don't know, I've never had the pleasure.
Smile, you still have 9, err 8, err, 7... rights left...
"He who does not love does not know God." - I John 4:8, NKJV
We look for things to make you mad. -- Pakled Q
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
Freud Fantasy Gardens--Id required.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others!
Look, it's a drunk tank of trombones!
Honour thy motherboard.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
Mr. Worf, set phasers on -/Shake 'n' Bake!\-
You're a Redneck if: You and Your Dad are both in third grade!
Famous last words: "Hiyah, Captain BALDY!"
"You are unwise to lower your defenses." - Vader
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Don't blame me... that tagline was STOLEN !!
Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof!
If you want to call me that, smile.
Half a brick short of a full load.
Don't believe everything you say.
Never odd or even
"Lookit Mr. What-a-difference-a-day-makes over here." - Bobby Goodfeathr
The first airplane hangar was built for drip-dry planes.
"If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people." -- RAH
"Pom pom pom pom." --Flowers singing in Alice in Wonderland
Hey ... I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodecks ..
Memory: 170 K -- That proves that my mind is blank.
He's dead Jim... get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!
99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe,
URA Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"Bill, Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday.
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
I never get to do anything fun. -- Calvin
Can I yell "pork" in a crowded synagogue??
Chicken lips and Lizard toes... Yum Yum
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
It's always easier to get forgiveness than permission.
When in doubt, do what the President does, guess.
Bill Clinton ■ "I drank a beer once, but I didn't swallow"
Oxymoron: Common Sense
Segmentation fault. Brain dumped.
"Who else'd be playin' cat-and-mouse with a starship?" Scott
"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
Freud knew about the w hole thing.
This tagline is copy protected.
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Can we make Clinton's defeat in '96 retroactive to '92?
Anime Excuse #002: Cooking with Kasumi
"Heh, heh...Hey Beavis, rock stalking is cool!" - Butt-Head
"All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!" - Yakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Some is good, more is better. Too much is just right.
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
Does Geordie LaForge undress women with his visor?
Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard
The Borg ship is undamaged. -- Worf
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore, (W)ait, (E)xit, (R)eboot, (M)ore?
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
If you're drug free does your doctor know?
Be like a congressman...............Bend your pages over.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot in the front yard.
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
*********This*Tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*********
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to health.
Truth has nothing to fear from examination.
Lemming Herder ■ Kathryn Page
Infomation Super HiWay Opened...Speed Limit 1200 Baud
That and 95 cents will get me a cup of coffee.
Fashion: A form of ugliness so intolerable that it changes every six mo
The session ain't over until the Zamboni comes out.
He continues to post off topic, he scores!
Deja Dieu: the feeling you've left before
No person ever became wicked all at once.
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
Pave the bay.
Golfing versus Programming: Lawn time, no C.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
"Free markets select for winning solutions." - E. Raymond
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
Children Learn What They Live!
Clip and mail with receipt for rebate │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Is the world full of smart people pretending or imbeciles who mean it?
It's hard to organize a junta in vacationland... -- Tom Servo
I'm waiting for the '96 White House eviction notice!
AD&D Quote: I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 hp damage...
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
Ever notice how Christians think freedom of religion is only for them?
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Accountants do it for profit.
PMS - Periodic Monster Syndrome
Women and children first (to see if it's safe).
Q: What's 20/20? A: The IQ of twin blondes.
Duct Tape...it surrounds us & binds the universe together
"Good evening. I'm..... in love!" - Hercule Yakko
After going from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
Has Wesley been playing with the engines again? -- Geordi
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is.
My favorite hobby: TAG LINE COLLECTING!!!
Where are the Moderators when we REALLY need them?
SEEK ye first the kingdome of God
If winning isn't important, then why keep score?
I'm busier than sleazy Susan on a saturday night!
You're a Redneck if: You tape WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled.
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
My Computer is down...Should I shoot it?
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
Bleavers: Midwestern religionists with an overbite.
Its easier to kill when you strike from below. -- Shakespeare
Captain!! Incoming$%$% NO CARRIER
------ BROKEN TAGLINE -------
Where did we all come from in the first place?
┼ I'm usually awake near the end of the day ┼
/F/SCS/E Hub V32B 1:120/4000 aka
Breath Saver: Quit smoking right away.
PASS: Tagline Inspector #13
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
Learning without thought is labor lost.
"I've never seen a sled catch on fire before." - Hobbes
"Evil because I am dead and yet I live." - The Crow
Bother! said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey.
I am Greaseman of Borg. Prepare to be shpeckled!
Poetry has its own laws speaking for the life of the planet.<Hogan>
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.- Groucho Marx
If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
A fate worse than death... MARRIED ALIVE!!
Help me make the music of the night...
"The Great Fabrication" ─ by Paul E. Ester
Do or do not. At least that's what he always says. -- Kyp Durron
"What do you mean he'll need a tie to come in? This is my wife!"
"Kids today, huh?" -- Fox Mulder
YKYHW: You consider BBS subs the ultimate gift.
Closed Hearing for Caption Impared
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
OXYMORON : American culture
When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in!
The wages of sin are unreported.
The proof of a Moderator's value is her existance.
F1 for help. 911 for HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!
Broken s are for ________...
Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster.
"Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- Odo
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
All kings are mostly rapscallions. -- Twain
Everyone must row with the oars they have.
URA Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
URA Redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
Clinton, Year 3: "Hey Tim! What's that!?" "I think it's a $, Bob!"
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
"Did you see the frightened ones?"
New Taglines are below this line !
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
URA Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
"Have you forgiven me for shaving you bald last month?" - Dot Warner
Don't tease the Moderator ... he's nuclear capable.
Thank you for reading this message!
"Your turn to stop it? YAY!" - Yakko
Locutus to Replicator: "Oil, Quaker State, hot!"
Got one boot stuck in the sand.
Def: Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Fuzzy Logic: A Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
Garfield's Eating Tip: Never eat anything that's on fire.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." - Brain
I'm a counsellor, not an acrobat! Troi
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" McCoy
Why is it that time softens some people and hardens others?
URA Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
Rub a dub dub three dubs in a dub...
Tribble -> * Bald Tribble ->
Just outside the realm of reality, and somewhat west of J
Honorable surrender is impossible for those without honor.
<BEEP>...Tagline closed due to weather...
AD&D Lesson #618 - A dagger in the back will cramp any wizard's style!
"Justice isn't cross-eyed after all... she's in love!!" - Yakko
I've really got to stop replying to taglines...
FSU Seminoles -- ACC Football Champions 1992, 1993!!!!!!!
"The 'chain' of command is often a noose." - McCoy
I say we ride down to @TOFIRST@'s and steal his tagline file.
Bandit on your six-Break!!!
Oxymoron: dry ice
Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty. Troi
If it ain't leavin' a pillar of black smoke, it ain't done!
I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff.
Has the moon lost her memory? She is shining alone.
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?
Beep beep? It MUST be Earth humor... <Londo>
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
WARNING !! === DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!
The Force is what gives the Jedi his power. That and batteries.
Rocky Horror fans are very committed...or should be!
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
FIELD: noun, a forest without the trees.
Running water is fine, but not running through the roof.
"The dental instrument please!" <plays note on trumpet> "Flat." - Yakko
The lab's so quiet you can hear the DMAX drop
Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Hey Wally! Come look at this.
The only evidence that the Devil is real= Jesse Helms & Newt Gringrich.
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
Friends don't let friends use Fidonet!
The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: @*@
All things in moderation, including Moderation!
That was the mission where James Kirk was killed. -Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine!
Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
L. Neil Smith wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)...
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
Docking Starships involves Berth control - M.Scott
If the PhoneCo knew what I was doi+u%+1+NO CARRIER
My internal clock keeps flashing 12:00 am.
You hate mail.
"I think you will fit in nicely." - EV-9D9
Bother! said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out.
Register all shareware, but copy the commercial stuff.
My karma ran over my dogma.
"Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications." -- RAH
Proctologists are very probing people
If you see an onion ring -answer it!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
Def: Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
Hello, Duck Factory Inc., this is Howard...
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him.
Nice shark. Pretty shark. <Londo>
Fatal stupidity with firearms is Darwinism at work.
Hacker != Cracker.
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
If I had ½ a mind... we would be just about even!
Some people find fault like there was a reward offered.
Will build secret weapon for food.
Megalophobia -- Fear of Large objects
Why's the moderator always pickin' on me <waaah!>
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
If you're gonna use taglines, at least write yer own! (c)
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
"Isn't that your building exploding?" "My baby!"
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
"Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
"You idiots! That's a live grenade!" - Army recruiter, B&B
Windows: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
"I'm getting indigestion just looking at this."
To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
Earache My Eye!
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
OS/2 2.0 is a trojan! Pass it on...
"YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!"
"I used to work for Kelly Services", Tom extemporized.
"S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym!" - Russsian Christmas
Cats: Smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
Friends don't let friends use PKZIP2.04G
Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
Creativity is really the structuring of magic.
Data, your head is not an artifact - Riker
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
Have you hugged your dog(s) today?
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Oxymoron: hopelessly optimistic
Riker, you're so stolid! You weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Q
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
An X-spurt is a has been drip under pressure.
Funny you should use the word "taste"...
Life: anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
"He's dead, Jim. I've always wanted to say that..." - Cmdr. Wakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
Deja Men: the need to act like a caveman, over and over.
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night? A slumber party?" - Pinky
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me neither!
Unpopular Bible Fact: Hatred of others is unChristian. (1 John 4)
"People can be very frightened of change." - Kirk
Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill.
Hey, come back here! I'm not done killing you yet! -- War Monger
If I shoot a mime, should I use a silencer? - s.w.
HEY GRANDPAW!!! WHAT'S FER SUPPER?????
"Call me a lush" ─ by Nita Belt
ìyù½╡â/½■ùyâ┐▓Ü▓▓-/)#%*@&^&^@*#&$ NO CARRIER
Did Bill know he was marrying the future president??
Sysadmin training course, lesson #2: rm -rf ~yourboss. Remain employed.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the cashier a forged check.
Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo Moderators.
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
666.....999 The quotation marks of the Beast.
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!
Windows: The first choice of Moe, Larry and Curly ...
"That damn plate mail o' his didn't save him from the oil..."
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
KAOS - what happens when you run a Zebra over a bar code scanner.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I'm a juvenille product of the working class...
Losing Lottery tickets sold here.
If at first you don't succeed...call in an air strike.
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
"You may be right." "Wait... you think I'm right?"
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
Rancor in a box: Insert lightsaber for 10 character points.
Send Clinton and company down the White Water rapids.
Don't judge a message by it's Tagline.
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Deja Booboo: The feeling you've screwed this up before.
Justified flame withheld at Moderator's request.
Life is much too complicated in the morning.
Bother, said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
Support ALL of the Bill of Rights, EQUALLY!
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
"An orthodontosaur?" -- Crow T. Robot
Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube.
One of these things is NOT like the others...
I'm Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with me being a wife. <g>
He's as innocent as a newBorg baby.
Columbus - world's largest parking lot.
Does a Mermaid wear an Algebra?
Make your own XT! Run your 386 under Windows!
Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish.
I promise to take good care of your cat. - Schrdinger
You're an old timmer if you eat radio dinners!
It's got what it takes, so why can't this be love?
He who wants to spoil the day for a grouch should give him a smile.
"Only SISSIES are in color!" - BW-Dot
Fun? FUN? What "fun?" I'm a Sysop!
But I got a lover and yeah she shows me how.
Tagline stomped on by................ NO CARRIER
Deja Vow: The feeling you've been married before.
ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online.
I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course...
Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.
Oxymoron: horribly decent
PUNNY BOOK = The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty.
Can't live on starlight alone; that's why we need cats!
I love the sound of a bilabial fricative in the morning.
I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with a few.
Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake. - Troi
Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
A good Christian does not think, a good Christian obeys.--Billy Graham
Divorces $85. Satifaction guaranteed or your partner back
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" --Monty Python
Software independant: Won't work with ANY software.
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
"@TOFIRST@ ordered the Mushroom Surprise!"
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT!
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO gave him to the Emperor.
Do you think I would try and escape? - Riker
Rivvels are made from heat hesistant polymers.
Bob will sell you a Sears Villa - Die Hard
Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude.
HAL 9000-Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Sleep, Data Picard/Locutus
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers... - s.w.
"TRAIN! EVERYBODY OFF THE TRACKS!" -- Blindside
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
Bigamist = Italian fog
Save your mind and load your fantasy!
Really?.!!. I find that somewhat interesting
One sandwich shy of a picnic
Frag a Crippled Girl Scout for Jesus!
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italian
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
Help, I've lost my tagline files and I'm suffering withdrawal!
Fat heads, lean brains.
Help! I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch!
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
Hooray for Christopher Columbus! I'm proud to be here!
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooo
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
The Godmother never sleeps
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Bad Command or Filename...It's all @TO@'s fault!
Never say "oops."
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* -- Pinky
Bother! said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Someone stop this man from yelling 'dragon'!" - Yakko Warner
10,000 monkeys in a minitower; better than a 386!
"The moral of today's story is irrelevant." - Yakko Warner of Borg
"We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner, and Mime..."
Have YOU scrambled your taglines lately?
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting taglines.
"We are not dogs!" - Dot
"Scared me...and I'm fearless!" - Jim Powers
Todd scratched his head.
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot Warner
Life is the variety of spice.
Mother, don't point Father at me. He may be loaded again!
Common BBS talk: ITISIA; I thought I'd seen it all.
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
We have secretly replaced the Dilithium with Foldgers
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have
Bother! signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language...
I think I had a thought one time.
Carson is a quitter!
"The Works of Leo Tolstoy" ─ by Warren Peace
One hears one's childhood and it is ancient.<Fraser>
What does a 300lb canary say? "Here kitty, kitty..."
Let him brood. It has always been his way. - Janette
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
And you are doing this to your own child, Mr. Woof? - Lwaxana Troi
Oxymoron: major general
There are good people everywhere even at Social Services- Nick Knight
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
Buuuuuuuuut if I got a knock on the head... *bonk!*
Met a Girl and all she wanted was 760Megs Hard..
Bad day: Your boss asks you for a raise in salary.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
Worst hacker award: Some dumb kid making his attempt via 300 baud modem!
Does your cat fly by herself? No, I fling her.
CYA....................Cover your a--
In a bad mood? Eat garlic and breathe on everyone!
One thing for certain, he's dead, and someone's to blame.
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates? (Troi)
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead bottom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic...
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work.
As funny as a horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
"I am not a committee!" - Leia
"Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
Why doesn't copy and paste work on my checkbook?
No, you can't use the pho........ NO CARRIER
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
A narrow mind and a fat head come on the same person.
Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car.
Oxymoron: mobile home
Hit any key with a big rock to continue.
Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
"Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda." - Welsh Christmas
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
Captain - What's that odor? Worf - Apologies, Sir!
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause
Oh night, which ever art when day is not taglined! -- Tagspeare
I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma!
"Your dentist inspects your nads?" - Butt-Head
Oxymoron: Silent noise.
The most redundant saying on Usenet: "Correct me if I'm wrong."
My income always looks bigger coming than going
So Billy, does your dog ever rub up and down on your leg?
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded
Cat's hate Windows, mouse driven ya know.
I've commited adultery in my heart many times
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
So why did IBM go from PS/2 to PS/1???
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
Let me stand next to your fire - Hendrix
"Extremities where I can see them!" -- Odo
My dog typed this tagline. <woof>
"Don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..."
The knowledge that a secret exists is half the secret.
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
What do you mean, `You've got a job for me?' - Hercules
Why do criminals and politicians support gun control?
Ten kids in a Cadiliac. Stand in line for welfare checks.
Taglines? Hmmm...sounds like fun to me.
Do not repeat yourself or say again what you said before.
And on the 8th day God said, "Murphy, You're in charge."
Blue + Wave = Bluewave. Wacky, wacky, wacky!
Hackers DO IT conditionally.
I NEVER leech taglines!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal.
This Tagline in memory of Stephen Ceideburg...a friend.
In a bad mood? Call somebody up at 3am!
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER.
I have nothing more to say! NOT!
This tagline contains subliminals
Happiness is a warm modem.
Bad day: You triple bogey the first hole and....
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
See yourself for what you are! Aldous Gaitch
All stressed out, and no one to choke ...
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic. I sw
Just the taglines, Ma'am....
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
You just wasted 4 sec. reading this tag line
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
I'm not fat, It's not fat, it's cellulite.
This structure is a nexus of significant enhanced power bioforms.
Bother! said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party
Fire! Fire! Fire! huh huh huh huh.
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
His dialing thumb must be broken.
Convention psychique annulée cause problèmes imprévus
URA Redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
41 20 48 45 58 20 4F 4E 20 59 4F 55 21 21
Everyday, more QWK users test positive for Blue Wave!
Neither a panhandler nor a Laplander be.
Do not disturb! Had enough trouble getting turbed in the first place.
Creation's deathless urge ever onward flows. -- Aether-Tongue
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Carter/Clinton: Jimmy Carter had a smarter baby brother
To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
@FN@ would rather be watching hockey.
"I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it." - Pinky
Electricity comes from electrons; morality comes from morons.
Windows would look better with curtains.
Writing to Washington won't help - He's dead!
ASCII stupid question... Get a stupid ANSI.
Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party!
Taglines are essential. It gives them something else to talk about.
"WARP 3 Scottie, and close those damn Windows."
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
There's a computation error here! - Don Schanke
Bother, said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
OXYMORON : Reliable network
He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
No Tagline tonight, I'm tired...
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
If you throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter
If they have a TAGLINES echo, why not a SIGNATURE_LINES echo?
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend.
Bo knows your girlfriend!
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Taglines are like cats. You just think they're yours.
Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good!
Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores mold and fungus
So easy to use, a child can do it. Child sold separately.
This is too easy a city to die in... -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
Next on Ophrah: PreTeen Female Chinese Jewish Republicans
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
"Sir, News from the underground..."
Double your HD space, double your computer speed: DELETE WINDOWS!
Do atheists get fewer holidays?
DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl.
"Kirk! Don't do this to me! It's unhuman!" Mudd
MACRO-created tagline&(*$#%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%##@!
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
You gotta play by my rules, It's my football.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.
Smart Blonde: Uses Radar to find the Powder Room.
A
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S
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addict
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range?
Vote for John Brain. You want John Brain to be your next president.
"I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as me."
"Flamiel!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
OXYMORON : Definite maybe
Political panjandrums prologize pedantic paronomasia.
No baby on board -- you can destroy my car now.
Sometimes I do the right thing only as a last resort.
Good try. Nine out of ten for effort -- Picard
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
The Borg: A liberal government in the 25th century.
Oxymoron: Press Release.
007. Keep your ears open.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
"Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
My cat only WISHES she was black.
"Hellooo, French Nurse!" Yakko/Wakko "[sigh] Never mind." Dot
We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner & Mime.
"On the air? I *am* the air!" -- Venus Flytrap
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
If Ella Fitzgerald ever marries Darth Vader, she'll be Ella Vader.
Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, sysop,
"Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." - Isaac Asimov
Poverty can't buy happiness.
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
"Know what I like about you?" "I give up." "Exactly!"
Female exterminators are experts with One-eyed earthworms
Of course I'm sane. The voices told me so.
Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot!
I used to be a proofreader for a skywriting company.
We were like....two chips that pass in the night.
If you can't win by reason, go for volume. -- Calvin
Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
OXYMORON : Deliberately thoughtless
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Oxymoron: balanced insanity
Def: IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
Personal OS/2: Winner of Best of Comdex/Windows World '94
Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes.
Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
"I am afraid. I am afraid to believe." -- Dana Scully
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under guard...
"Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick
"We have such sights to show you..."
Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.
Death before decaf.
I'm a Sysop and I feel obliged to mess with things...
Win95: 95 = The number of (seconds/minutes/hours) it takes to load....
Space Hamsters Rule! Death to Unbelievers!
= Attitude adjustment: Is a swift kick in the ass... =
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
God shave the Queen!
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
TV Truth: Mothers actually worry about brands of peanut butter.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
TV Truth: Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.
You're a Redneck if: you think people who have electricity are uppity
Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd.
Chocolate covered spam -- a true WARRIOR'S food!
Riker to Enterprise: I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
What's this RED button for? WAIT! Oh Shi....
Bother, said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
Personally, I'm getting a little BLUE around the GILLs.
Catholic girls... send me a dozen!
"Lick my boot, you worm!" -- Eating Raoul
First law of Laboratory work: Hot glass looks like cold glass.
Don't EVER use that #$@&* language again!!!
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
Why don't chickens have lips?
"Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." - Portuguese Christmas
"Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry." - Yakko Warner
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
URA Redneck if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
People cause accidents, and vice versa
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
Inconsistent tag line...Please hold......
URA Redneck if your will states all your posessions be sold at auction
Sysoping: it's not just an adventure, it's a job.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Pass the waffle syrup--that Clinton guy's on TV again!
Don't get MAD! Get even! (with a SIDEWINDER)
while you think of what to do next.
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
FLA FLA FLOWLY
Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure.
"I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter."
Children should be seen and not heard ----- capische?
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
War on Drugs? Bomb R.J. Reynolds.
Thou shalt not omit adultery.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
Never smile at a Crocodile.
America: log on or log off
Marriage is better than bachelorhood. SHEAHRIGHT!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
Reality is something you rise above.
"Christmas or nayah saal mubarak." - Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
Do you mind if I invoke privacy?
You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
I'm against conference Censorship because th
"I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assimilated and have a free squishie."
Famous Last Words #33: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
If you we aren't allowed to be offensive, why bother?
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Knock softly, but firm. I like soft, firm knockers.
New Borg Movie: The Collective Strikes Back.
"Tennis is irrelevant." -- Bjorn Borg
Men have become tools of their gadgets.
Return of the living dead tagline!
I have a dynamic memory. It needs constant refreshing...
The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
You ask for miracles, I give you the FBI. -- Hans Gruber
Bush/Clinton/Perot:Hear no evil,see no evil,speak no evil
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines.
DM Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives.
It's finally happened. I'm slightly mad. I think.
Sorry. I just couldn't resist!
Charter member of Mutants for Nuclear Power.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
Oxymoron: tax-free
Busy little fingers leads to trouble...
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige!
I don't exist. The sysop types all this in.
"Garlic?! Here, have a Life-Saver!" - Wakko
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! <CLANG>
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
Taglines are not in my job description.
He's flying on one engine.
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted!
I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out.
"Put the Campfire Girls on stand-by!" -- Tom Servo
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
God said "Let there be cats!" and was promptly ignored.
Cry, Bother! and let slip the Poohs of war!
When all else fails, read the instructions.
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
When the going gets tough, take Metamucil!
Before backing up ... make a backup
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
Fatal Error: You're dead.
I'll be praying for you!
And fear not to unfold your dark visions of torment.
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
This tagline was written with my fingers crossed...
There are more dead than living and they are increasing.
Deja Sue: What I'll do if this doesn't stop!
I will not aim for the head - Bart Simpson
My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex.
Nothing's so small it can't be blown out of proportion.
AD&D Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded
Oxymoron: cheap junk
Windows: It's not just a GUI, but an adventure.
No hunter shall refuse aid to another hunter - Bounty Hunter's Creed
A crowd is a mob with no leader.
Respect the Territory of Another.
Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles.
Windows isn't done 'til OS/2 won't run.
"NWO:BGates"="New World Order with Bill Gates"
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
<universal, generic, on-topic tagline>
I was born to speak all taglines and no matter. -- Tagspeare
Do not answer fools according to their folly... - Proverbs 26:4
"May the seasons turn many times for you see evil again."
DAISYWHEEL PRINTER: Equivalent to cave markings
"Hellooo, Nurse!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Please provide evidence for creation, for once.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
When all else fails, use the hammer.
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
If ignorance is blessed. I know some estatic people. <g>
I get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline. --Troi
Ambition destroys its possessor.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him.
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows.
I'll buy that for a dollar!!!
Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Bigamist: An Italian fog.
Don't try to kiss a girl after eating a durian.
Clinton `92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
............brumpbump...........
"Colonel North, we'd like our shredders back." - Hillary Clinton
- FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line
What you got tanked and I missed it? - Don Schanke
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Visit your money this year - vacation in Washington, DC.
"Hey! I can see my feet down there!" -- Mike Nelson
"I'll serve your dinner as soon as the smoke clears."
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where...
Q: What does the Infantry call Airborne? A: Skeet Shoot!!!
"If I was Madonna, I would like, fondle my boobs constantly." - Beavis
"Blindside, you're flickering..." -- Force
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
Drunkard of Borg - "Resultance is floor tile."
Does or does not a tagline have Buddha Nature?
Beat it through the lines
Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah.
Are you offering yourself to me?
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
I never DENY anything <G>
Two cents here, two cents there, but I keep on <G>'n!
HIV Virus - Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
Detroit degas: A car up on blocks in a yard.
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
The second gunman on the grassy knoll was$^!#$^@ NO CARRIER
Everything I do, I do it for you...
Bother! said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated @TO@.
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
Nice Haircut, Slick!
Hampster brained and proud of it!
Death Star detected. (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se the force?
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
Now I'm kinda clueless `bout what you might want in Taggers ... Hmmmm
Valley Elves do it on the beach, man!
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!"
Special Exibit... see the world's only living brain donor
I want to be a Moderator when I grow up.
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Egnatrs yrev kool sgniht.
Here's a pinch to grow a inch!
*Never* used Qmail DeLuxe²...and loving it!
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
That's the way the wookie grumbles.
"Just what it looks like: death by natural causes." McCoy
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Clinton isn't a Comunist! That requires refinement.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
I'm going to plead temporary insanity. How about you?
I am Tigger of Borg: ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!
DOS 6.0: Bug City !
"MuNuQ!" said Pooh, as his bat'leth broke in half.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" )
AD&D Quote: "`Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell?"
"Not me. I thought *you* were mapping!"
Lie: The size was marked wrong. (I'm larger size but won'
Jesus saves sinners.....and redeems them for cash prizes.
Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
"Uhhh, do you use that language at home?" - Butt-Head
Member John Guest School of Creative Editing
You're A Redneck If: You own a homemade fur coat.
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Committee: A group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elf Destruct 30 SEC.
Poor Nicholas...tortured by a soul he hasn't got. - Janette
(add to POSTLINK.CFG) ANNOY-SYSOP = Y
"How DOOO you do.... that thing with your mouth?" - Yakko
"There were bigger and better fires ahead." - The Stand
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods.
I love to mark sad faces in fair weather
Passionate kiss, like spider, leads to undoing of fly.
Polish invention : Braces for false teeth.
Chirpes is a canareal disease that's untweetable....
USSR, union made, and it still fell apart!
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton...
What fools these morals be!
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo, "T
Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em!
KA-chunk! KA-chunk! KA-chunk! Ah... that's better!
Our policy is ALWAYS to blame the computer.
"We are the Knights Who Say...NI!" -from Holy Grail
Excuse me, Chief, my shoe is ringing.
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Infinity = all + x
Cat - a dog with an attitude problem.
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
Yo mamma is a triceratops!
YOOooooooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOooooOOoooOO!!
"Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Make like an alligator and drag your butt out of here.
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
Press any key to continue. Except that one.
Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
Freedom of the press is guaranteed to those who own one.
Vacuum (n) - see Blonde's cranal cavity.
Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Washington DC: America's work-free drugplace.
Emoticon: :-: Mutant Smiley
Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment.
Carter/Clinton: Carter had governed a more important state
Famous Last Words #60: "Well, would you like to try?"
What thunder, there's not even any cloud#@#$*%@ NO CARRIER
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? -Groucho Marx
Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators.
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." - A.G. Bell
Oxymoron: Management Science.
Children of the night... Shut up! -- Dracula
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS On Topic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away
D.C.'s Geriatric Park: Home of Arkansaurus Taxanspendus!
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Why experiment on animals? There are many lawyers!
Where there's smoke, there's dinner.
"The Bog" ─ by Pete Maas
"Did you have to trash the street, Force?" -- Stonewall
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar!
Futuristic: It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.
"This must be Nebraska", Tom stated flatly.
Lycanthropy grows on you.
"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." -- Dana Scully
SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
Lord give me chastity - but not yet.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
I am Daffy of Borg. Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.
OXYMORON : California champagne
C is for Bangers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
The few, the proud, the Force sensative...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. L. Long
Why can't I just rename *.TIF to *.GIF ? >:|
Hackers' power tools: Duct tape and swiss army knife.
Another five word tag line.
I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna.
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir. - Data
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness...
"I believe in dope, guns, and broads." - T-Bird
Like a candle, to give light you must endure burning.
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
(4347586 Mins. left) Node 94651 Qmail Command? OK
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
Vegetarians eat only veggies. Is Dahmer a humanitarian?
Life is like craps: Roll the dice and end up with s**t.
My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately?
Don't cut off my finger until you see where I'm pointing!
Forget "Miss Right". I want "Miss Right Now"
There is no bottom to worse. -- Cohen
Face it, Dad. The season's OVER.-Calvin
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill café
"Maybe we should just write Dear Abby." -- Yakko Warner
(hiccup) SLMR 2.0 ■ (hic) SLMR 2.0 ■ My computer is drunk
February is National Get-Your-Cat-Fixed Month
TV Truth: Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
HEY hey everybody! No need for obscene hand gestures <g>
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
Press <F something or other> to continue.
Clinton's Cabinet: Press Secretary, Admiral Jim Stockdale.
'This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!' - Lor L. and Har D.
Don't count the days, make everyone count.
Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers.
Sign at bake sale: Cakes - $.66 Upside down cakes - $.99
Programmer on Computer
I'm just here for moral support. Please ignore the gun...
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
Def: Tact: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
Do something unusual today. Buy me some hockey tickets!
"Hey, who the heck ordered this Monolith?"
May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you.
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
Def: Profanity: The language all programmers know.
"I'd like popcorn... That kernal right... there."
Worf, fire! <Worf runs in with fire extinguisher>
"Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
"Say the secret word and be assimilated." Groucho of Borg.
Famous Last Words #74: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Happiness is: CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34+/LAPM/V42BIS
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER
<CRASH> <THUMP> ...It's WORF, not WOOF!
You can't ban me, you no good...#$%!#$% NO CARRIER
He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. Geordi
"I've been to the Abyss. *Not* a fun place." - Tasslehoff Burfoot
dOES aNYONE kNOW wHAT a 'cAPS lOCK' iS fOR?
No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Bruins won!
As funny as a cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.
Dyslexia....it can warn without striking!
"Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi
Guru, Center for Advanced Cat Juggling
May MichealAngelo never paint your screen.
My cat wasn't broken, but I had it fixed anyway.
Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER
Life is NOT a spectator sport!
I do not want green eggs and ham!
"What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butt-Head
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
Dusty was a Catholic, and Buddy....... was not!
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
@LN@ smashes his stick in frustration.
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
URA Animaniac if you greet every woman with "Hellooooooo, Nurse!"
I once ate a tagline T-H-I-S big!
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver on a mountain bike.
Lucky me, now I'm set. Little bug, for a pet. ■«AIC»■
Comfortable chair. -- Worf
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. - sw
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Wanna read my bootleg Star Wars III script, "Fall of the Republic"?
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day.
Clinton taxes gas; price of beans soars.
Bimbosity: Degree of being a bimbo.
Tensil is really snake mirrors.
Alive, and simply delighted about the whole thing.
Windows: An XT Emulator for your 486
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
I am woman! I an invincible! I am pooped!!
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
"That answer was incorrect. The penalty is death." - Butt-Head
URA Redneck if your date hits road signs with bottles while you drive.
The SCA: We have archaic and eat it too!
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Borg to be wild! (sorry 'bout that).
URA Redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
"He's either dead or just very sleepy."
A mouse is an elephany built by the Japanese.
Sometimes you have to choose love over happiness !
This never would've happened if I were captain. Riker
Don't worry--be nasty.
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" - Leia
Question stuff.
Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
"She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough."
Never EVER volunteer to give up your personal firearms.
If I use a tagline will I catch a tagfish?
During your life, always be ready to abandon your baggage.
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
Heralds don't pun -- they cant
What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzzball of fun!
If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
SOGOTP.................Sh*t or get off the pot
M v y r v w ls v r d or 'll g t c ns n t d.
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
"Jim, Blakes Dead"; "Bones, No he isn't,hes just stunned"
Tagging this tagged tagline... wait 30 sec's until it's r
Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
C-ing is believing
"Bother," said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
This tagline was Shirley MacLaine in a previous life.
Do YOU have redeeming social value?
"Hey, Beavis - she's thinking about our weiners." - Butt-Head
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
$636.95 -- Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
My other brain's a schizophrenic
In a bad mood? Clog the sink!
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." -- Scotty
"Send lawyers, guns and money..." - Warren Zevon
Authors do it by the book.
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
Emoticon: :*> cat
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZîViding crop.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
Make like an insect and fly.
Real sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
I don't do names.
Borger King - We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Lie: It looked a different color. (I forgot my glasses.)
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key...
"Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood." -- Troi
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
Hey! My keybo
I will not snap bras -Bart Simpson
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
My best feature? I would say my overwhelming humility
If lifes funny , then why aren't I laughing !
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
DV + XT > DV + 386
I will not spank others -Bart Simpson
Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years--
In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
"Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
All right, we'll ask your mother.
War! The highest social function.
It only takes one finger to wave to a Republican
OK ladies! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
At war with the world, I have the right to be FREE! - Foreigner
A good dog barks when told.
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
"Doubt is the beginning of wisdom"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
This is your brain in Wayne's World.
"Take over for us!" Yakko "No way!" Wayne/Garth "Way!" Yakko
"Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer." - J. Elders
Uncle Owen...this R2 unit has a bad motivator...
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I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
"I'm being sent down to the minors," said the beleaguered pitcher.
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Hey, Noah! How long can you tread water?" - God
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." - Yoda
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME!
BBS tip: Pressing Alt-H gives you SysOp status!
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer -- Moriarty
It's a JOKE - Like the funny kind, only different.
I have 40+ computer viruses in my zoo.
"Be quiet, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."--The Brain
Coming Soon: New Taglines!
W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months!
Bother! said Pooh helplessly.
Not even *God* knows what you're doing! -- Zeus Carver
WOM: Wead-onwy memowy.
MushMail: The QWiK and MeSSy Mail reader.
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
Few women will change if men are too weak to ask.
"RETREAT!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
"Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen." - Yakko
Uri Geller's Auto Body and Moebius Donut Shop
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Did you ever wonder what happened to B4? I did. Jinxo
I wanna be like Mike
Nitrate - Lower than the day rate
I'm off to meet my doom, mom. See you after school. -- Calvin
I need to work on my salesmanship. -- Calvin
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
Sean Buck knows six programming langwitches!
I tried snorting coke... I almost DROWNED!
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
*DIFF-file containing "BOTHER"*
"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
"Would you care to make a wager on that?" - Quark
Babes are like roads.
The moderator doesn't know what I'm doi.@#%$#% NO CARRIER
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
TV Truth: Spinning tires on sand always screech.
It's not who you know, it's who knows you!
A handicapped golfer is one who play's his boss
"Okay, who order the Mount Bellyache Ice Cream Sundae?"
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Each snowflake is different, collect the entire set.
Def: M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
I already know you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front
Dyslexics have more fnu
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
Are YOU the Moderator?
The infantry DOES IT in fox holes.
I have no trouble parking-I drive a forklift.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=<
Barney/Xuxa '96 - Leadership through brainwashing kids
* * * <- Tribbles φ φ φ <- Tribbles in martinis
Archeologist: one whose career is always in ruins!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
Al Gore hugs trees.
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
What we need is a national Moderator's day.
Def: Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Jimmmmmmmmm, Jimbo, Jimaruskie, Jimarino, the Jimster....
Any further questions, class?
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
URA Redneck if you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly.
"I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps."
Mental health crops up when you least expect it.<Worthington>
"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Fatal Error: Tagline not funny!
May I be excused? ... My brain is full!
My wife just turned thirty, it was a U turn
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
"Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears..." - Slappy
Send Bill Clinton candy; he has already had Flowers!
Don't be alarmed if this tagline is screwed up...
here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
In a bad mood? Sneak up on people!
It's getting _so_ bad that Chelsea wants to be put up for adoption.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yes! Of course I paid my phone bill! I...E$#$+-34 NO CARRIER
Wanna watch me blow bubbles with my spit? - Wakko
I'm not quite dead yet, sir.
Did you save all the parts?
Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
All I need is Tag-X Pro, a word processor, and a Taglines Conference.
Fire In The Hole
What a delight it is to make friends with one you have despised.
Boss spelled backwards is "double SOB".
TV Truth: All men are evil.
I don't really CARE where Waldo is.
Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane.
"Maybe I should go..." - Odo "OH, no. STAY." - Kira
214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
URA Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
He who laughs last gets sent to the principal's office!
Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh huh
My spill chucker is on the frutz!
The only thing worth reading here is the tagline.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY.
Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Bribe is such a...crass word.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s...
"Thank you very much, Mr. Smart-guy Know-it-all Wolverine!" - Jubilee
"I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes."--HoloDoc
When in Rome . . . romance!
Don't use! This tagline is copyrighted and trademarked!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history.
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Can you be arrested for killing a program??
Def: Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
Why don't women remember to leave the seat up?
If you've never said "excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins
Coming soon from LLewellyn Publications Tarot of the Ferret People
But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
Fantasy as the bait, with history as the hook. - W. Heydt on the SCA
Get a life? Impossible, I'm a Sysop.
It's my favorite: Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice!
Captain @TOLAST@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Oh father high in heaven, smile down upon your son.
ASCII and ye shall revieve
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando...
We say we waste time...we waste ourselves.<BLock>
"What do you mean you 'formatted' the cat?!?"
Chocolate is a serious thing! - Counselor Troi
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
Rush Limbaugh isn't always right. He's always ->RIGHT->!
Hooray for the anvil! Elvis wins again!
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
Free speech isn't free. @TOFIRST@ is the price tag.
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
Those with no sense of humor become Moderators.
Blow your mind... Smoke gunpowder...
Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
He must have gone to the Borg for his orthodontic work.
Oxymoron: Definite Posability.
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
Klinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
The UARTs canna take it anymore, Captain!
Oxymoron: Political Process.
They are'nt hot flashes, they are power s**&%$#@!*NO CARRIER
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
Bother! said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and legs.
Software? Is that like pajamas?
Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.
I must be bored!!! I replied to this message!!!!
Klingons have rrrrrrridges!
Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now!
I am Winn of Borg. It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Cyclically challenged - having PMS
Has anyone found my marbles?
URA Redneck if your gene pool is only a foot deep and usually empty.
Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. -- Picard
It's dangerous to do the right thing the wrong way
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Attacked by Giant Lemmings - take 6D6 laughing damage.
"Bet you can't say that three times fast." - Wakko Warner
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data." - Tasha Yar
Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Win Feuher. CLINTON: The final solution
Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAESAREAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.
The family that computes together needs a network.
Life is just one thing after another.
Puttsway: Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.
"Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." -- Locutis of Borg
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often your kids.
It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Melville
Windows: World's fastest spreading virus.
"Here's an epenthetic stamp", said Tom f'lat'ly.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: Condemnation to avarice.
"The devil in a button-dowm shirt."
62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.
"Lie through your teeth, b*tch!"
Common BBS talk: IMHO; In my humble opinion.
Righteous Program, Dude!
Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the honey factory.
Captain! I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage! - Troi
Life is taken out of context.
Elvis is dead. Andy Kaufman is alive and impersonating him.
Famous Last Words #66: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
"Windows users are fanatics. OS/2 users are zealots." DLS
No personal mail found. Begin Pout/Whine sequence? Y/n
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Caution: tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
!enilgat cinataS !eraweB
"I just don't know which lie to believe." -- Mulder
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asle
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
"I Say So!" ─ by Frank O'Pinion
Do not install prior to installation.
As funny as a wheelchair.
We just screwed all these people. - Hillary Clinton
"Someone is always paying attention." -- Deep Throat
I'm not really lost, just locationally challenged.
"You can't teach seven foot." - Frank Layton
Elvis. Elvis. Come home, little Elvis.
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
"Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
Disk full error. Enter DELETE *.* to recover.
There Are More Horses' Rear Ends Than Horses
"Wolverine, where are you going?! Wolverine!" - Cyclops
Never eat a hedgehog without peeling it first.
Oxymoron: Smart Blonde.
Morning: cause for alarm
I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Ignorance can be cured - stupidity can't.
Even The Microsoft Federal BBS runs under OS/2!
A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer.
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
Wait a minute! Why would God need a star ship?
The manual is definitive. Reality is often innacurate.
Oxymoron: Government efficiency.
"That would seem logical." Spock
Grow your own dope. Plant a fundie!
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines.
I'm setting my phaser on 'tickle'.
"Nice sentiment, but I prefer playing God." --Albertus Magnus
"How wonderful is death. Death and his brother, sleep." - The Crow
I've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - Pet peeves are best
Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley...
CANCELLED CHECK: a Czechoslovakian abortion....
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
"I got the first three wrong", said Tom forthrightly.
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties.
If you liked Carter, you're gonna LOVE Clinton.
Sell! Sell everything, dammit! Sell!!!
700 Clubbed ... and still serving.
Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
"Cats rule and dogs drool!" -- Sassy
Scientific progress goes 'BOINK' ?? Hobbes
I'm so hungry, I could eat a... wait! Come back!
NR] ■ I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee.
Def: Politics: The most promising of all careers.
"The King and I...It's a movie about Elvis."
So many taglines, so little time.
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot Warner
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
BBS: Standard class zip sysops, PREMIUM Class ARJ Sysops
Bill Clinton: America's leading truthophobe!
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
Public Domain Tagline #1010 Send for Free Catalog!!!!!
"@TOFIRST@ takes a weak third!"
...just my 2¢ worth.
You're a Redneck if: You show you're belt buckle when asked for ID
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw?
Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.
Oxymoron: acne cream for a geek
I dare you to swipe this tagline. OK, THIS one! THIS ONE!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Breakdown Dead Ahead
Clinton leads polls! Voters suffering selective amnesia.
I am Borg of Borg. Redundancy is irrelevant.
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Conservatives aren't even as bright as an LED.
core error - bus dumped
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
(Troi standing behind Worf) Captain, I feel ... Worf!
I'm a professional snoop. -- Calvin
Reality is the illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency
URA Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
Somehow, I'd feel more secure with a little less defence.
A penny saved is rediculous.
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
SPAM(n): Acronym for Snake, 'Possum, and Mole.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
Tagline theft successful. Use immediately? Y/N
Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death.
400 pages, where lawyers are involved, is filler - B. Lich
This means war! I thought it meant touchdown?
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Help I'm typing and I can't stop !!
Patience -- Wait control
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
Help! I have tagophobia!
What a consultant really needs.. A second opinion.
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry." - Chekhov
I don't want to waste a tagline on this......
Someone blew out his pilot light
New from HP: the PhaserJet Printer!
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
I never liked you, and I always will
Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
I feel so good, it's illegal.
Eschew obfuscation!
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
The oil tanker crashed, mom.-- Calvin
"Yep, you never know who'll turn up." - Yakko
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
"I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." - Calvin
Thank you, duck, for gettin' down!
I'm here to backup the SYSOP's hard drive...
God is real, unless declared "integer"
I want a car the color of dirt!
***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>***********
<-- Why the funny asterisk?
"But I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone..."
Do unto others, then loot the bodies.
Why is it that time is such a difficult thing to befriend?<Casey>
Do you know where he is? - Picard
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist...
The recipe I put here was too good ── Sysop deleted it.
If 2=3, and 2=4 then does 2+2=7?
Innocent, but still trying!
"Nobody's home." -- Elmyra "There's an understatement!" -- Dot
This COULD be getting out of hand!
Windows and a 286. A cool combination.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
If you can't win fair, just win! - U. S. Grant
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool, and you fish in it.
Urologist's license plate: PPDR
"SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy...." - Wakko
Know God - know Peace! * * * * No God - no Peace!
God said, "Let there be crap"... And Windows appeared!
Mind Over Your Massive Mouth
Condense soup, not books!
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
@TO@ suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils.
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
"Exploring The Dutch Frontier" ─ by Will Der Ness
Def: Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
"All About Kissing" ─ by Miss L. Toe
Famous Last Words #52: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..."
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)eppuku
Famous Last Words #60: "Oooops..."
Hide your women! The Mongols are coming!
Off Topic??? What do you mean I'm off topic!
"Bother," said Pooh, and he dispatched the Marines.
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
What a long strange trip it's been...
Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
SHIN: Device for stopping pucks.
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
Def: Hozone: Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yodel-eh-ee-narf!" - Pinky
Oxymoron: removable sticker
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
Better Taglines through confiscation.
Honey, our phone bill can't be that big! I have an HST modem!
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
Curiousity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
"I will not raise taxes on the middle class" - Clinton
When I stroke the beard . . . thusly . . . -Data
The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost
"We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain." - Crow
Relax. Sit tight. I'll be right over with my camera!
"He don't look like Bela..." -- Tor Johnson
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left
Fear not, for I have given you authority
You don't have to be Felinni to figure that out.
Gentlemen, I kid you not! -Queeg
"<Sigh> We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together
Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
AD&D Lesson #001 - It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
Wolverine Amedeus Mozart: composer of clawsical music.
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
A phaser is the universal communicator. -- Worf
How many sacks did the Argos' offensive line allow in '94?
Chocolate: the other major food group.
URA Redneck if you drove to elementary school.
Clinton makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent.
Emoticon: )8-) Scuba smiley big-face
You might as well - I stole yours.
Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
Hardware hackers DO IT closely coupled.
Oxymoron: Steel wool.
My foot's asleep... I wonder what it's dreaming about ?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his life flash before him
OXYMORON : Bob Hope Special
"Yes-sir-re-bob-er-roo-ney!" - Yakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
ππCoup d'etat!πGimme a bombπA molotovπIt's a coup d'etat!
"What do you mean you reformatted the cat?"
Jimmy Carter...No Longer Our Worst President!
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
shift key/ never heard of it1111
"I'm Hercule Yakko, a sleuth." "Well I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP!"
For a good prime, call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1
URA Redneck if your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
Lie: My husband didn't like it. (It's too expensive.)
I told that moderator off when I sa-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! -Ace & 7 Dwarves
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?-Picard
What's all the hubbub, bub? - B. Bunny.
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
For a good time call Ronald Reagan..1-800-HUH-WHAT
Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER
Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon approached
"Well, I think that pretty much covers the fly-by..."
Balance the budget - declare politicians a game species.
Deja Dude: That feeling you've served those "bodacious pizzas" before.
"Quips For The Young At Heart" ─ by Marty Pants
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
Aha! I caught you reading Taglines again.
When the going gets tough, you know you're in The Stanley Cup Finals.
[tagline deleted for JLG]
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
"They actually believe that a conspiracy exists!" - Steven, "V"
What's another word for thesaurus? - s.w.
"Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny!
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
Format Drive C:? (Y)es (O)kay (F)ine by me:
What is this, some sort of kinky wake? - Don Schanke
"How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas?" - Butt-Head
I'm hangin' ten on a major shreddin' primo sound wave!
It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! -Bill Gates
"Computers make excellent and efficient servants." -- Spock
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up.
AARRGHH!! A Virus was "Chewing The FAT"!!!
Underneath all these clothes I'm completely naked!
Love is a sickness that slows down your career
Gram for gram DC's best mayor ever.
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
Piece of crap, but it's cheap.
Optimization hinders evolution.
I'm not bitter, just married!
Why did CNN cancel that cool Desert Storm show?
I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.
Save a lab rat -- inject a PETA member instead.
"@TOFIRST@ is about to blow!"
A mind is like a parachute: it only works when it's open.
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.
"Gimme a light!" SHIRAK! "Uhm... Bud Light."
"Inflammation, Please!" ─ by Arthur Itis
All I know is what the Rat told me. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity.
Borger King: Over 55 Billion Assimilated
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for `teddy' style
BAR CODE: Electronic device to help locate bars.
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Mathematicians DO IT with odd functions.
File not found, Fake it? (y/n)
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
"I Like Fish" ─ by Ann Chovie
"Even in his agony, the fire pleased him..." - The Stand
4 out of 5 are sure that the fifth guy did it!
Your worst nightmare: Bottle fed by Dolly Parton.
There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on.
Loose chip in the micro processor.
Def: Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
I think therefore I am.... I, uh... well... think.
Religion, the Prozac of the masses.
Female punk RAP group: Run PMS.
Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
Clinton - "I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my programs!"
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
You're so full of Bull that you can start a cattle ranch.
"Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband. He has a gun!
IBM: Inferior But Marketable.
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy. -- Scully: You're crazy.
My other computer is REALLY slow!
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
Kelnyth's axiom #117: USER FRIENDLY is a dumb blonde.
The human race is still in beta testing.
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
1+2=3; therefore 4+5=6.
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it ...
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
Hoover, nobody does it like you!
I parked my hard disk... now I can't find it
Ginger's Port LTD - matchmaking for regular users
"Besides, tribbles have no teeth!" Cyrano Jones
I sound like Baron for some screwed up reason.
Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it!
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. Moses shoots.He scores!
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
Hole In Wall at Nudist Colony, Police Looking Into It
"It was a full moon *that* night, too..." - The Crow
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
Oxymoron: open lock
Smile: it makes them wonder what you're up to.
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
In all systems of theology, the devil is a male.
Chain Tagline: Now stolen [0264] times. Add 1 as stolen.
"I am Ernie of Borg. Pull my finger."
"Hi." - Phoenix "H-Hi, yourself." - Cyclops
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
March 26, 1827: Beethoven begins decomposing.
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
Socks: I had to waste one of my nine lives on this family! <sigh...>
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
Chemists really know their bismuth.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
THANK (insert Deity here--Atheists leave blank)!
SHIRTS FOR MEN WITH MINOR FLAWS.
Hire the handicapped - give a Fundamentalist a job.
You're A Redneck If: your family tree doesn't fork.
Alive and well at 2400 baud on COM3, IRQ2!!!!!
Pardon me while I barf
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent.
"Hellooo, 90210's!" - Yakko/Wakko
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Worf bites Ensign @TOLAST@...
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
I am the itch you cannot reach! -- Darkwing Duck
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
Windows Detected! Throw a ROCK (Y/N)?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it's said?
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
"Now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there!" - Butt-Head
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
BBS-PC "ONE STOP CD-ROM SHOP"
Whoop! Whoop! Open Sesame! Whoop!
SCORE: Monkeys: 1 Humans: 0
Mr. Klinton's Neighborhood: "It's a Brave New World in the ..."
"Whose side are you going to be on, Constable?" - Kira
Balanced diet: four pounds of chocolate with four pounds of cake.
Taglines are like cats. You just think that they're yours
If I love w/ my Spirit, I don't have to thing so hard w/ my head.<Cahn>
I could spare you, but why?
Oh bother, said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
This year I'm definitely going to go on a diet.
I swallowed a window! the woman shouted painfully
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
I hate questionarres -Worf
The Sage fusses over nothing and thus spoils nothing.<Lao Tzu>
I will not Xerox my butt -- Bart Simpson
(((((((((((((((((((((TENSION)))))))))))))))))))))
Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
DATSUN: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)
Warner-Warner @YEAR@ -- The Baloney in Slacks campaign
Mouse Driver: Cinderalla's Chauffeur?
The owls are exactly what they seem.
How to name it Heaven, if my cats are not there?
"You're underestimating my comeback potential!" - Dazzler
"I Hate Housework" ─ by I. M. Laizee
I am committed--or should be.
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating. - Troi
To Err is Human...with blondes, it's mandatory.
OXYMORON: Civilized divorce
Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat!
if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer");
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
URA Redneck if you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
Def: Ricochet, (n): Irish bouncer
Hark! What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Argo scoring drive: Cruising downtown, looking for babes
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
Legends never die...
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
Def: Impiety: Your irreverence toward my deity.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
Chinese word for constipation. Hung Chow.
Mr. Natural sez, "Keep on truckin'!"
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python
Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Birds
Captain, I must protest--a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
OXYMORON : Can I ask you a question?
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see.
Spock/Data '92 -- The Logical Choice!!!
"Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee." - French Christmas
Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
Stupidity is contagious
Bother! said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his hunny pot.
"Here, hold this," said Pooh.
"Ewww, you've been eating garlic!" - Dot
URA Animaniac if your pickup line is "Hello Nurse!"
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bother, said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle.
"Merii Kurisumasu." [Merry Chistmas] - Japanese
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
The cynic says: the pessimist is a realist who isn't afraid to admit it.
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
What's the matter? Clinton repealing Reagan's tax cuts?
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Stanley Cup.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ry
Clinton? Clinton? Oh! Comrade Clintonivitch! - M. Gorbachev
I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
"It's a great day for hockey!" - "Badger" Bob Johnson.
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
"How long will you be gone?" The whole time.
Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance
"Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
Rush: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
Ura Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
There's no more valour in you than in a wild tagline! -- Tagspeare
Bill Clinton drank a beer once, but he didn't swallow any.
Silly boy... you *never* invite a vampire into your home!
Banging head against wall mode -- off.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. - Leia
I wrote this tagline all by myself.
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simpson
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Lies, damn lies, and creationism.
Will someone please bind and gag the Moderator!
Lookin' for a life in all the wrong places.
"I know! That's why I said it!" - Mark Baum
Offline readers make messaging a lot .QWKer!
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
╗B╝A╗N╝╔╗I╝L╗L╝E╗G╝I╗B╝L╗E╝╔╗T╝A╗G╝L╗I╝N╗E╝S╗
He thought he was a wit and he was half right.
OnceAKingAlwaysAKingButOnceAKnightIsNeverEnough
They call Alabama the crimson tide...call me Deacon Blues
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
Leave crusts on, so dykes will recognise the sandwiches.
Barney beer: for parents who haven't been driven over the edge yet.
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
Fortunately... no one's in control.
Darn it, where'd I leave that tagline?
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
I am -NOT- illiterate. I know who my parents are!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic.
Modem owners do it online!
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TAG-X PRO!
"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." - Leia
This tagline is made of 100% recycled materials.
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Bother! said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
Lead me not into temptation - unless there's money involved. -SLR
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
Life is full of little surprises - Pandora
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
(bending pop-can tab over a penny) Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The Clinton Administration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
A Galliard Fianna... talk about a walking redundancy...
TANSTAAFL .. (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch)
I don't think this one was on your list!
Dragged down by the stone
RED ALERT!!!
- Riker
Make like MacArthur and fade away.
"If the house was on fire, who would you save first, me or the cat?"
Why is this tagline different from all other taglines?
Logic has never explained what dead means.
"I can levitate birds but nobody cares..." -- s.w.
When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
Amway salesmen tell no lies!
Don't ask me! I'm watching the hockey game!
Oxymoron: A good politician.
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
What do you call an Argo in the end zone? Dead Meat.
As funny as a skunk spray.
"There's a 200-foor monster and he tells her to bolt the door."
COPY PROTECTION like GUN CONTROL punishes only the honest
"Oh, the humanity!" -- Yakko
Even moderation shoudn't be practiced to excess!
What's a beer between friends? Not enough beer.
"Dumber than advertised." -- Yakko Warner
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
ProComm feature: Ability to download QModem.
This sentence contradicts itself: no, wait, actually it doesn't.
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
URA Redneck if while mowing the lawn, you find three cars.
Shotgun wedding: Case of wife or death.
Patience NOW!
"Getting Away With Arson" ─ by Bea Atf
Windows needs a Shredder icon. Click and drag Program Manager to it!
Any signs of consciousness? -Picard Not yet. -Beverly
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't crash.
ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour
Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's yours!
Have you hugged a programmer today?
TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
Nothing between the stethoscopes.
Smile! You're on Candid Modem!
Phar-Mor's power buying gives you far more buying power!
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Got Windows? Take OS/2 and call me in the morning..
Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell yes!
DESQview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Veni, vidi, vaboo: I came, I saw, I've almost got it fixed!
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
True Irishmen don't use Shamrocks, they use real rocks.
IBM: Yesterday's tech. today, today's software tomorrow!
Is that line noise, or did you post your sendmail.cf?
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
" ." Lao Tze
"You were totally wacko!" - Plotz "No, HE'S Wakko." - Yakko
"Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
If you can't laugh at The Bruins, I WILL!
I'm secretly naked under my clothes.
A few bricks shy of a load.
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
Great procrastination tagline, maybe I'll steal it tomorrow...
"Selamat Hari Natal." - Indonesian Christmas
Life's Not Passing Me By. It's Running Me Over!!
GI: Whistling while you work. BI: Whistling while you eat.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous..
Skaters do it on ice.
Flotion: The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Why aren't conservatives interested in conservation?
Call me what you will but listen to my words. - Amara Windcrusher
"Vulcans never bluff." -- Spock
Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Republican National Convention, Clinton evaporation; ennui blanc.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Hey! Don't pick up that pho¥₧ƒ▄╥
Marvelous! You're going to kill me. What a
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Bad day: Your mother-in-law comes to stay....
She was wearing pierced hearing aids.
Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
It's cow isn't it? - Janette
This is what you might call an Odo episode. Or, Columbodo.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
URA Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
You and me against The Rangers? GREAT! When do we attack?
Bodduh! said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
Blondes prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe
Always in motion is the Future... -- Yoda.
URA Redneck if: your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone.
Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation.
O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this -- Riker
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation.
This tagline extolls the virtues of self-referentiality!
YIP YAP YAP yip yip yip YAP yap yap *BANG* -NO TERRIER-
Help! It's fallen and I can't get it up.
What's hard&hairy&sticks out of your pajamas at night?
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
Not All Men are Fools, Some are Bachelors!
The fearless Spaceman Spiff sets off to explore a new planet! - Calvin
Look at her nostrils! - Tom as blonde gets mad
Why do Christians worship a god who violated a virgin's civil rights?
Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
"This is >NOT< what I signed up for." - Kira
Figures don't lie, but fundies do for their own agenda.
Dial 911 Make A Firefighter Come!
"Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting
Blue-shifted: the only way to travel.
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Even eternity is too long to wait for a table. - LaCroix
Without waves there would be no change
Place "very funny" tagline here.
URA Redneck if you think 911 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying an umbrella.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest.
Create hyperinflation, become a millionaire.
Bother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
Am I half crazy, or half sane? And do I really care?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
Give my regards to all the people I care nothing about.
Inane tagline found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wipe better one
HEY! Is this where you're supposed to put the tagline???
Great stuff, more ammo for the tag dump... ;>
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
Political joke - see: Bill Clinton's foreign policy
If you can't see your breath, it's too warm for playoffs!
Get out of jail free TAGLINE...
Data, Let him go - Picard
"Hey man, got any shoes you're not using?"
If the dog leaves when the cat enters...no fight today.
I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually equal.
"Do as you are ordered, and live." -- Drow Proverb
Did I ever tell you that story? <Londo>
"This place gives me the creeps." - Luke
"It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi Wan
YKYHW: You save Tagline *conferences*.
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
"Allegiance To The King" ─ by Neil Downe
Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Why use animals for experiments when there are so many conservatives?
Those who do not want to learn will lead enterprises.
Windows 3.0 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
TRIBBLES IMITATING ANTS.********************************
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
"I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim." - Monty Python
Star Trek II The Musical: The Rap of Khan
Wakko packs away the snacks, while Bill Clinton plays the sax...
Who started this tagline business, anyway?
Windows is fast, PKZIP is good, and hell has frozen over.
How you do anything is how you do everything.
Choose one: Book buying lawyer or car buying lawyer.
"I'm your #1 Fan..."
Put welfare recipients to work. . . writing taglines!
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
And that was a mouthfull <G>
PC's w/[4]DOS ┴─┴─┴─┴─, w/WINDOWS ────────
Ring around the Niebelungen!
National DMs Association: Monsters don't kill, we do.
Beat him up, Scotty!
Save laboratory animals. Use The Bruins instead.
"This time let go your consious self and act on instinct." - Obi Wan
And best regards to Captain Dunsel -- Commodore Wesley
Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
Brain out to lunch.... mouth watchin' tha store.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh.
We used to rob the rich and give to the poor. -- Shakespeare
URA Redneck if you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
It is a subject of which I never tire <SIGH>.
French Cars: Myra Neault
Windows 95: Known as WinCrash by MicroSoft programmers.
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
He who is a judge between 2 friends loses one of them
Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it.
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
"I think so, Brain, but isn't @TOFIRST@ already married?" ─ Pinky
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
"Day in the Life of a Dentist" ─ by Phil McAvity
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack it
Choose heaven for climate; choose Hell for society.
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
"Plenty of room for you, Hotshot." -Rita "Longshot. My names Longshot."
"Pull a rabbit out of your pants!" -- Wakko Warner
Spiritual truth through superior weapons!
"MwwwwwAAAAH!"--Curzon Odo
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
When the Masochist says "Hurt me" the Sadist says NO!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals.
To err is human, to purr feline.
"Fastest Gun In The West" ─ by Everett DeReady
I study the three 'R's: Reagan, Rush and Republicanism.
"How to Get Rich Quick" ─ by Robin Banks, Jack Potts, & Kermit Grimes
These are the Bill Clinton times that try men's soles.
Die Hard: With Bad Actors.
San Francisco...where every man can be Queen for a Day.
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
IRS does it to everyone.
Abort, retry, zzzzzzz
I found inspiration from reading the taglines!
What a tagline! <g> [T] Got it!!
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Picking Up The Dino-doo."
What this game REALLY needs is some adult supervision!
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
The last thing I saw was this big Blue Wave.
Data, you're walking so, so...android like! - Picard
And all the Borg left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 <tm>.
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together!
DM Advice: The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
I'm building a new tagline factory...
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
Beer Can wHEN tHIS...Notify SYSOP have Sales Aids...UNCH
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
"No. Do you know who I am?" - Yakko
"How was that? More feeling? Oh okay, but I'm almost out of ti-" - Yakko
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
"Information Superhighway" anagram #7: Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air
Def: Bureaucrat (n): A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Hind sight is better depending on who's hind.
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
I think NASA wants to study my brain...
...and in between are the doors.
take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred...
Don't be fooled -- computers are magic, not science!
somewhat flexible with price...
Assassination: The most extreme form of censorship.
A wagging tail tells no lies.
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
This product cruelly tested on defenseless furry animals.
Don't worry about God...Mary is pregnant again.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
CT Legislature: A Tagline? Are you SURE it's not taxable?
Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-
Bookies are rarely found inside the library.
Clinton plays sax with an Al Gore rhythm.
Come Back When You Grow Up
Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Don't Steal. The government hates competition
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Have you hugged your computer lately?
This line is subject to tag wihout notice
Nominating Data for Moderator, he has an off button.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
Horn busted! Watch for finger........
Callete Y manga sus bizcocos!
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
If Chevy=[] beat, America is having a [] attack!
Bother! said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
Disclaimer: All opinions are not really opinions.
The management is not responsible for taglines left unattended.
"Exactly how does one become a *professional* blockhead?"--Mulder
Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger.
Friends don't let friends use Windoze.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
I will finish what I sta -Bart
What if there were no hypothetical situations? --Andrew Kohlsmith
Rush was around four years before Clinton was elected.
Porsche is German for Volkswagon!
It's snowing flurries!!! But only flurries. :(
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl.
Why were you speeding? I hit the accelerator.
Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
Clinton's Cabinet: CIA, Ross Perot.
The software is full of magical things patiently
How about a bumper sandwich, booger-lips?
Friends are family you choose for yourself.
Make like a network and disconnect
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
Sysops never die, they just go offline!
"Don't you mean fee-fi-fo-fum?" - Yakko Warner
Power Mac = A Yugo with a supercharger.
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A FAT BOY OUT OF ME!
Why experiment on animals with so many fundamentalists out there?
<------------------- Space for SALE! ------------------>
Opinion and Butt, everybody has one.....
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
"Without anti-matter, what difference does it make?" - Geordi
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
I'd rather choke on wild weasels.
Emoticon: :-d Lefty smiley razzing you
I need my computer; it keeps me out of the bars!!
Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again!
Hokey religions n' ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...
The future is unknown, the past is fixed, to-day is cripp
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
My brother, Mr. Knowitall, just fried our A/V system!
I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
Hey, life is hard, but even harder when you're stupid!
Here are the "Etc." Tags <grin>....No, actually these are Taglines
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side - The Montreal Canadiens.
Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
Why shouldn't I pack the tapes next to these magnets?
Brother! said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
What's shorter than a vacation-The life of a clean garage.
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
Want to practice SAFE shareware? With ME?
Oxymoron: educational TV
No program works the first time you run it.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
TV Truth: Love conquers all obstacles.
"My stereo's half-fixed", said Tom monotonously.
Bigamy: When two rites make a wrong
A yer ago I kudnt spel fotogopher now I are won
Oh say can you C at the dawn's early light?
Member NAFWD - National Association for Windows Deletion
Oxymoron: normal foreign film
Oh great! Everyone's lost but me. -- Young Indy
We aim to please, but we shoot to kill.
CGA: for chumps who can't afford monochrome.
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but...
Is Paddakayk Lane near Picabo Street?
Christmas cancelled -- Joseph confessed.
BOING! Spice, the final frontier
"Just wait until I lift my power visor!" - Cyclops
"Chag Sameach." [Happy Holiday] - Hebrew
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
Hmmm... What's this red button fo|+>#++NO CARRIER
Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
"If anyone would like me to dial 911, please raise your hand."
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Women's Groups: The source of all power in the church.
"My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishes." - Troi
"As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!"-Betsy
Open only under light conditions specified on label
"I want hourly progress reports from all stations" - Riker
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
G. B. Shaw's Golden Rule: "There are no golden rules."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
Mouse failure. Click [OK] to continue.
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night.
Kick cat for service.
"Don't ask ME what it is; just eat it!" -Mom
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Oxymoron: Windows productivity
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
Now there's a Moderator with an itchy twitfinger.
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
For Clinton's birthday, send candy. He already had Flowers.
There's an exception to every rule . . . except this one.
Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.
"Our reruns are better than theirs." - Nick at Nite
Hope is very dangerous; the loss of it can be fatal.
Deja Phew! It still stinks the second time around!
Oxymoron: reinvent
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals
We're replacing your DNA with new Folger's crystals
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine.
If you get Bent far enough....You'll be straight!
URA Redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
If life is but a dream, then set my alarm, QUICK!!!
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
I was hooked on phonics, but I'm in recovery now.
I, madam, I made radios! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
Flying saucers are real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
COFFEE.EXE not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.
The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
Why did my broker get fired, asked Tom as he investigated.
"Faith is not wishing to know what is true." - Nietzsche
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Picard/Riker in '96
Punny Book: "Irish Dentistry" - by Perry O'Dontal
Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
#All we are is dust in the wind#
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
"Wheeeee! Doncha just love defyin' gravity?" - Dot
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Chip: Not spensive.
I'd Rather Be Discussing Star Trek !!
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
I am nobody's fool. Least of all yours. -- George Sanders
Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass.
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
Def: Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
Real SysOps actually have a personality.
You definitely rate a bilabial fricative.
To err is to screw up....
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
Silence never brought us anything.<Lorde>
Origin of life? Just check my refigerator...
The nice thing about wearing a smile is that one size fits everybody.
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
I am Foghorn of Borg. Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
My Father's house is NOT a marketpl...hey, how much for those sandals?
We can't go back, and we can't stay here. -- Picard
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
Abe Lincoln's last words: "You and your darn theatre tic
Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?
* * * * * Do you mind if I don't smoke ? * * * * *
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
Real sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Call it a hunch. -- Quasimodo
"But you broke our window!" - Wakko Warner
Raised by psychopathic werewolves.
DoubleSpace ■ Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21
"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spock
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
Oxymoron: clean dirt
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:
Bother! said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass.
Hey fundie! Why can't your mind be as open as your mouth always is.
Set phasers to 'humiliate', Mr. Worf.
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <*bonk*> - M. Scott
"Television is democracy at its ugliest" - P. Chayefsky
No, Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
UNIX don't do it.
Not now, I'm watching Star Trek!
"Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia..." - Brain
"I like to burn stuff." - Beavis
TV Truth: You only speak to the camera when spoken to first
You think Windows is bad? Try running it under OS/2 with Lan Manager!
Suffering from the inhumanity of regular employment.
Every American crusade ends up as a racket.
Window Error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
"We most certainly are NOT!" - Picard
Yo momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
* TrekTag:Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, and Wesley's the top D/L
"Tagline? What's that? And are we TAXING it?"--Bill Clinton
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national v
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
It's starting to rain... .SQZ the animals into the .ARC!
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass."
"I wish I had a face on my butt." - Butt-Head.
Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error
"I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." McCoy
As funny as a full body cast.
What?! Jean! You read my mind! - Another brilliant statement by Cyclops
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
Name: Rank: Serial No:*
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! News at 11:00
Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't many fish fly?
He's got a Magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
"When he was killed, I was on Level 21." -- Kira
Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton!
As funny as a slug in the gut.
I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.<Ozeck>
Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
Jesus saves, @LN@ picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, hit target!
Fast, Cheap, Good: Choose any two.
She's too old for teddy bears and too young for wolves.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump Me, Dump Me!
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money..."
We are CPRS of Borg. CP, D&H, and SOO were assimilated.
if (version==X) wait_for(X+0.1);
Sure blondes have more fun...but they wrinkle faster.
Save this message ! You may need it !
"The People of Mensa" ─ by Gene Yuss
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal...
"Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Had a cat once. Tasted like a hairball!
The Catholic Church: A successful vampire cult.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control...
When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.
I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle's!
I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st.
Many Myths are based on truth. Spock, stardate 5832.3.
Cannibalism: intra-species dining.
Hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
I do the work of three men--Larry, Moe, and Curly.
High explosives and school don't mix -Bart
Your tag is my sig line humph!
Ura Redneck if you come back from the dump with more then you took.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way.
Worf, show Mr. Crusher the airlock. Picard
And God said, "NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!... <Big Bang>
But I Did Read The Docs,....I Just Didn't Understand Them
Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. - s.w.
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
Engage, Mr. Crusher! (Wesley lunges for Troi)
URA Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine...
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
God was a Design Engineer.
See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
Home is where I feed my cat.
Hackers DO IT without arguments.
I lay nude in my hotel room. The maid entered, FINALLY!
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
Sure, everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so!
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.<Thiesen>
Black holes resulted when Microsoft tried to beat a deadline.
Window Error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot.
"We're Animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts!"
Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over.
Schizophrenia beats drinking alone.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?" - Pinky
Power corrupts. Absolute power is sorta neat, though.
Your data has been quick-fried to a crackly crunch.
Terror (n). 1: Naked female klingon with whip and PMS.
ACHT NEUN NEUN SIEBEN ACHT DREI NEUN
Personally, I'm rooting for the eye creatures. -- Calvin
Why ask why? Assimilate Borg Dry!
Cat mystery: Why did it become a domestic animal?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
Clinton: America's first Communist President.
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader like Windows!
I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
"Do be do be do da day" --Stevie Wonder
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
Windows Error 004 - Operator died during wait.
Computer, end program! *&%$# NO CARRIER
"HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed!" - Monty Python
New Borg Movie: Assimilating the World in 80 days.
Def: Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Cute: A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
"I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician." - Rita
All our tag lines are busy at the moment.
CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda
"Less talk! More Synthehol!" -- Worf
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Don't let me get too deep.
We who laugh, survive!
"Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
Please pray that Clinton won't trash the economy!
Hobbes did it, Mom!
Smart Bomb: "Cogito Ergo Boom."
A Thousand Pints of Lite!
elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!
"Would you like a chocolate?" said Tom, candidly.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a cat.
Hangnail............A coat hook
Tag team: A group of people thinking up taglines.
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill
Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose.
File not found, I'll load something think is interesting.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Use the Force, Luke.
Error: MOUSE.SYS eaten by CAT.COM
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
The Moral Majority is NEITHER!
Sieg Heillary! Sieg Heillary! Sieg Heillary!
"Hmmmmm....take you to him I will." - Yoda
Save burnt out lighttbulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Immortality is no excuse for not flossing.- Nick Knight
Always carry a spare...of _everything_. Ioseph of Locksley
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
I'm going to fire some of those people. Gimme the fire bell.- Groucho
Off like a Jewish foreskin.
Windows isn't a virus...viruses work!
Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested
HIPPO:Hippie International Political Party Organization.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge then shop.
Hey Worf, I hooked Data up to a modem. Wanna see?
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
Texas 7-course meal -- a bowl of chili and a six-pack
My other vehicle is a B-Wing!
Bad day: The blood pressure cuff explodes.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner -Bart
Def: Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator.
Please, "QUOTE YOUR AD" in your reply! Thank You. :-)
Bother! said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid.
Schrodinger's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." -- The Brain
Reality 1.03 contains bugs, return for FREE upgrade...
An onion a day keeps everyone away.
Why do they use alcohol preps when giving the lethal injection?
"I feel pain. What's the word? 'Ow?'" - Q
Watson, the game's afoot!
If fish is brain food, serve this man a whale.
Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead?
As funny as a final exam.
"How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!" - DeForest Kelley
Deja Suite: Feeling you've been sued for this before.
Foods aren't good or bad. Eating habits are.
Are your date routines ready for 12/31/99?
Disproving evolution does not prove creation.
"This place hurts worst of all, doesn't it." - Crow
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
The
invisible
tagline.
Who tinkled on your cornflakes this morning?! <g>
We'll be the last, just like it was foretold. -- Shakespeare
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
Oh Great Guidance, I will recalculate.
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
You're only as old as you feel.. the next day
"Whoa! It's Hammer time!" - Butt-Head
You've read the thread, now view the GIF!
A Tech Without A Tweeker Is Like A Day Without SunShine!
Have I made my point yet?
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
Man who stands on toilet is high on POT!
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
URA Redneck if political correctness means voting for the winner.
Who, what, when and with who?
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message.
Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
"Oh sure. Now I'm useful." -- Force
Bulls, as cows, are udder failures.
Virtue is it's own punishment.
We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love.
I don't get headaches. I give them.
Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
Around here we do *precision* guess work!
Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the hunny factory.
"Kill the bird, destroy the man." - Avery
"You believe only I can restore the balance?" - Picard
LSD: Virtual reality....without the expensive hardware.
Why does the bread always land butter side down???
This line intentionally left blank.
You can now call Mr. Happy 'MR. TRIPOD!'
TV Truth: Scary music always precedes tragedy.
I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
"Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand." Yakko
Play you BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
"Take me away... But be gentle, I'm fragile." - Yakko to Nurse
"Dealing With Mistakes" ─ by E. Ray Sur
Here, Fido, this pad is for you, said Tom dogmatically.
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack sysop.
Bite me! It's Fun! <MST3K>
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk
Bother! said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!" - Q
Whip me, beat me, make me write lurid taglines! <G>
"Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets.
Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!
H.W.A. -- Honkies With Attitudes
"Justice, as the humans used to say, is blind." -- Odo
Oxymoron: Government Service.
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
OXYMORON : Adult children
Famous Last Words #75: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Go ahead, make my tagline...
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Teamwork is essential. It gives them someone else to shoot at.
When a husband is too good to be true, he probably isn't.
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
Friends don't let friends eat meat.
The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related. -- Paine
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
But soft! What beam thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg.
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
Thank God I'm an atheist!!!
Slogans of 2 generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask why?
you may fire when ready commander...
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories
This is a tagline of the Emergency Broadcast System. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
Hey! I've fallen, and I kind of LIKE it down here!
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Oxymoron: practical theory
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
For writing E-Mail to Penthouse Magazine - WORDPERVERT 5.
│║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ - No Tag Line, Just a Barcode...
Thank God we do not get all of the government we pay for!
Pizza! Nature's perfect food. - Don Schanke
between the right man and the right woman.
Trying Megareader, I have doubts
ANSI- ANSI- ANSI... It's such a GREAT sport.
Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17.
What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?
Groucho of Borg - "Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated."
And God said: E = /mv2 - Ze2/r ...and there *WAS* light
"That's not true, Brain! He's a crime-fighting genius!" - Pinky
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the Law. - Aleister Crowley
URA Redneck if you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
From the makers of solar flashlights, it's DEHYDRATED WATER!
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To lay it on the line
NOW from Ralston Purina! Human-flavored Dragon Chow!
Oxymoron: narrow breadth
Mom, did you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?
As funny as a frontal labotomy.
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY KAT! <<SMACK>>...and stay OFF the keyboard!
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
Neelix IDIC: Incalculable Delight in Inedible Cooking.
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....
"Why do they do what they do when they do it?" -- Mindweb
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
Clouds? We don't need no Stinking Clouds!
Congressmembers deserve 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail!
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
Tennesee DOS: Ya'll reckon? (Yep/Nope)? _
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
"Toby or not Toby" (whip) "arghhh Kunta Kente!!!"
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
The Sysop *made* me do it!
Sometimes it's easier to do it yourself.
History is a lot of old stuff.
Monolith Mall: "My GOD! It's full of STORES!"
"If you want to see something 'real cheap', take a look in the mirror."
You know you're using a real computer if it Gurus.
The Iraq Country Club - 18,000 hole golf course!
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
Poetry has saved me again and again.<Ruckeyser>
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
NAK NAK NAKin' at Heaven's Door
Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.
Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
Cannibals don't eat lawyers.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
2+2=5... It HAS to, my church says so!
And now, a tagline for all ST-TNG fans with cats...
Total paranoia is perfect awareness.
Did you see something during transport? -- Geordi
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Sing this song: Doo-dah, Doo-dah." --S.C.Foster
"Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
"That's a bit like using an elephant gun to kill a housefly." - Jean
As a child, I had a quicksand box....
Guts: Putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter
In any case = In any box ???
Some people poo-poo Australian wines
Every dogma has its day; until some karma runs over it.
Since when was a phone for talking?
Want some of my mayonnaise muffin? -Dot
TV Truth: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
Oxymoron: Living dead
Bother, said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
"Missed it by THAT much." - Maxwell Smart
So who DID frame Roger Rabbit?
Sysop's have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
AD&D Lesson #029 - Mages don't kill people! SPELLS kill people!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
File not found. I'll make something up.
The First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)
I don't use cliches... NOT!
ABOMINABLE: When the male bovine swallows dynamite.
Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro.
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" --Monty Python
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
All the young dudes, carry the news, boogaloo dudes...
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
Join SEA--the Society for the Elimination of Acronyms.
Never miss another Jackie O
Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've this pooh Tagline before.
"Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here." Picard
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Blackened is the end. Winter it will send.
In a bad mood? Snore in a church!
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
Singing-- "Do Wah Ditti, Ditti, Dum Ditti Doo."
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
Help stamp out, abolish, and eliminate redundancy!
"@TOFIRST@ should AVOID mines!"
The Thrill Of Victory & The Agony of Delete
So I told a fib ....big deal <g>
It's sunning cats and dogs.
Don't break my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!#$%#$%#$%... NO CARRIER
A mathematician named Rose could do calculus on her toes!
Ding dong. Anvil calling. ****WHHOMMMPPP****
Brain tumor from a telephone? Believe it? You will!
I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree..
Please remit payment for taglines to I.R.S.
"Too late for a game of Stratego?" "22 years too late"
Q - how can I prove I'm mortal? Worf - DIE!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" -Geordi
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
>>>>>> Can I use my A.M. Radio after noon? <<<<<<
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
"Look upon my first kingdom!" - Mojo "I'm not impressed." - Spiral
If you don't have a memory like an elephant, leave tracks to follow.
"I am the very model of a cartoon individual!" - Yakko Warner
Children have become a very expensive hobby.
Meet me on the grassy knoll
Please no smoking while dispensing gas
No Hunter shall interfere with another's hunt - Bounty Hunter's Creed
Practice safe banking use latex checks!
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
"But in purple, I am STUNNING!" Londo
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
Chain Tagline - Stolen 385 times - Add to # when stolen.
Oxymoron: simple calculus
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." -- Skinner
Where's the beef?
The hills were worn down by eroticism
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
Dahmer meals: Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
Hell of a time to ask. ■ McCoy
My feet are on the ROCK 'N' my names in the ROLL.
After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
Men who have playful kitties should not sleep in the nude
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
The only thing the Borg left were liberal Democrats...
Flush twice... It's a long way to the replicator.
"Hail, Caesar!" "Nevermind the weather report, Brutus!"
Brevity is the soul of taglines. Tagspeare, Hamlet
But, if Picard can baldly go, so can Picardo. - Picardo
Oxymoron: rap music
Heil Hillary..... Queen of the Fourth Reich
A day without sunshine is like night.
"Opinions?" Kirk "I think we're in a lot of trouble." Chekov
Break the PACS' grip on Congress.
We are only as sick as the secrets we keep.<Ebaugh>
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
"Well, whatever it was, it gave *me* a stiffy!" - Butt-Head
I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
Typhoid Mary not found .'.@).$.E.' NO CARRIER
Rules are made to be Moderatorally bent.
[This tagline is under repair ■ Proceed at your own risk]
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken
Fatal Error 999: Dyslexic computer possessed by devil.
It'll be brighter tonite. A cop will shine a light on you
Paper is always strongest at the perforations. -- Corry
"So, Mirror, who's the cutest?" - Dot "You are, Dot." - Mirror
Is that an air raid siren I hear #!$&!&@#$& NO CARRIER
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
"What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad?" - Curi. Explorer
It's good to see you too. - H. Livingston, MD
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate.
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.
Annoy a Taxpayer: ask them about the last Election...
Why is it stamped Police Evidence on my new Hard Drive?
"Ah'm Bubba o' Boahg. Y'all fixin' t' be assim'lated."
First things first...nothing can be easier than that!
Impeach Clinton now. Avoid the rush in '96.
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.
Why be normal?
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"Then he said 'penis'!" - Butt-Head
Holli Would if she could.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Puns... Ammunition?
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
It's just as bad; in a different, more stupid way...
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"Bother," said Pooh, as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
TV Truth: Good guys are always outnumbered.
"Stop that, Pinky. It's very annoying." - Brain
Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
If all else fails, try chocolate.
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you...
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
TV Truth: People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
"Bela is dead and Vampira won't talk." -- Ed Wood
Somebody's got a Toro snowblower... - Joel Robinson
Babes perfer Hard Disks to Floppy Ones!
A brute kills from pleasure. A fool kills from hate.
"Whoa! Is this the weather channel?" - Butt-Head
Because of BBSing, reading and writing actually pay off!
Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
"Bother," said Pooh, I'M Brian of Nazareth!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
To ERR is human. To blame others is Politics...
Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician.
"The Solar System" ─ by P. Lanets & Son
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
Fakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
CAT: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Lonely, girls? I'm not long to get a hard with.
You wanted to make law... Make it a good one -- Picard
I'm Sgt. Porky Pig.
Flashs in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh
If it won't screw, use a bigger hammer.
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
Sometimes I feel like giving the Moderator a big hug.
Hey Mr. Moderator!!! What did I do to deserve this??!!???
Cat rule: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.
Oxymoron: vociferous silence
"I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but-" Dazzler
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
Golf: the only game where lime green pants go with lemon yellow shirts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
Our most dangerous enemy is ourselves. -- Fangs of Garm
"Guess who's coming to dinner." - Chekov
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly. -- Worf
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons.
And the mage draws her two handed sword. We're in trouble.
He's heavy, and he is not my brother.
From the Committee to Use Politicians as Lab Animals.
You just don't know women. - H. Hefner
I hope you realize that this is their last damned chance.
An HST is a Dual Standard with an attitude problem.
Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
Mom, the cat ate my tagline!
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
The Ren & Stimpy Fan Club is a twisted pair network
He's full of energy today. - Riker
Ask me about space hamsters.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
When the game master smiles, it's already too late
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
Clinton the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smart stooge.
Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
My modem can beat up your modem!
This tagline is SHAREWARE. If you use it, send me $10.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
"Roll over, Chekov! Breathe deeply, Chekov!" Chekov
Flamethrowers are an 'outside' toy
Bother! said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
Go Away, There's Nobody Here!
"This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." - Luke
Telecommuncations is a bit far fetched.
If you call your new Pontiac the "USS Picard" - YMBAT
McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
Warning! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
"Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my!" - P. Droid
It's not a matter of who's RIGHT, but of who's LEFT.
May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya.
"We are the greatest planet on Earth." - Al Gore
Experiencing Tagline difficulties, please stand by.
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If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
Murphy's copy of SLMR was sent to Baghdad.
Mere words cannot express my feelings in this matter.
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
URA Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
"That's no moon... this is a moon," said Ben, pulling down his pants.
Because I'm the SysOp; that's why.
Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting.
"How DOOOOOO you do?" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Bother! said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
TV Truth: Good guys live forever.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used...again.
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
Only one person should play with their organ in church.
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage!" -Monty Python
Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
URA Redneck if you own more TVs than books.
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
Error #56: Operator out of coffee. Operator halted.
If you can't make it good, big, or fast forget it.
The first myth of management: it exists
If Murphy was such an optimist, why is he dead?
Take a minute to beat your Sysop.
int FAR PASCAL WinProc ( ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC )
Even I am impressed.
Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Memphis, Tn., or ~~19208, or ->PARTY
Its time for another edition of TAX-U-LA!
Chelsea Clinton: Hey dad, meet my new steady, Rush Limbaugh.
"Transmission jammed at the source, sir." - Uhura
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
t a g l i n e s n o w
False Christian Scum? Bring on the True Christian Scum!
If every lie was true...
Captain @TOLAST@, the readings I get go off the scale.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Old is when all the phone numbers in your black book are doctors.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this." - Leia
Friday the 13th Part LCMXXIV : Jason Meets Spock
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
Do unto others, then split.
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
Kill the DM...no, SLOWLY kill the DM.
Old friends takes on a whole new meaning with you. - Natalie Lambert
IBM really means Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
"Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes."
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
An Agent of the Cosmic Balance (retired)
Sometimes I... No, I don't. - s.w.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
CURSOR: An expert in four-letter words.
What is orange and goes "click, click"? A ball point carrot.
...you'll stay in detention 'til you cheer up and smile!
"Hey, thanks a lot! Now we have to buy a new train set!" - Yakko Warner
Bother! said Pooh, when he deleted his message base.
Keyboard Error. Press F1 to continue.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flunked the the sobriety test.
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
Mead is proof that there *is* a Goddess and that She loves us.
Hydrogen bombs are great party gags.
No, why? Have _you_ ever snorted laser printer toner?
A few cats short of a litter.
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
A few cats short of a full-strung violin.
Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"If I sleep, what will I find when I wake up?!" Galway
"The Gangsters" ─ by Robin Steele
The best way to accelerate a Mac - 9.8 m/sec²
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
Blonde Tagline #27... She thinks Barry Goldwater was a Urologist.
NO CARRIER, but I've got a few warships and F-15's...
Elves do it in the trees.
"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
I'm a Leech, but not as big as one I know.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
"Right on dude!" - Butt-Head
Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
"Faboo!" - Wakko Warner
Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
"Never take your Liberty for Granted"
This Tag Is Old, Worn-Out, And Stolen 328 Times!!!
Windoze:The first commercially available virus
Things go from bad to worse and then the cycle repeats.
If Counselor Troi only knew what I was thinking.
"College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!!" - Skippy Squirrel
And they shall turn their swords into taglines...
Jeffery Dahmer's IQ kit: Eat gifted children.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
"Hey Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!"
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
If one is unusually boring, you KNOW s/he's a closet Animaniacs watcher!
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.
"He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio shrink!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!!" - Yakko Warner
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
I use OS/2 2.0 and I don't care who knows!
You're a Redneck if: Saying NO to crack means pulling your jeans up
Boo knows football. Boo knows basketball. Just Boo it.
And now for something completely different!
Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich!
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
Fruit Loops are cheerio's on drugs.
Do not dryclean.....machine wash warm.....tumble dry
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 in care of...
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
"I order you to undress and show me your thingies." - Capt. Butt-Head
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me." -- Dot Warner
"Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state.
I think I know why your source code runs so slow...
When in doubt, lead trump.
What do you expect? This is California!
"Captain, there be raptors here..." &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a moron.
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... Elvis Presley
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush-5 people died
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
"On behalf of the Moon, I will irritate you." - Sailor Mosquito
Then somebody spoke, and I went into a dream....
Clones are people two!
URA Redneck if your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
He is simply the finest officer with whom I have ever served- Picard
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
-----------=====≡≡(Virtual TagLine)≡≡=====---------------
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl! -- Troi
You're A Redneck if: you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport.
you have hibernation sickness...
I am Threepio of Borg. And it's all your fault, Artoo!
Trek Algrebra 101: (Picard / Kirk) - Spock = Data.
BBS Tip #1: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details.
"It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot."
Oh Catholic Girls in a pretty white dress
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
4th Amendment search warrant - It's not a Discover Card!
I to▒d yo▒, "Never▒touch ▒he flo▒py di▒k su▒face!"
Def: Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03
The warranty explicitly states that under NO circumstances shall a
Famous Last Words #47: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest..."
For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap.
Your meaningless drivel has been noted.
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms.
Bo Pilgrim of Borg: We just won't assimilate a fat, yella chicken.
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
If the fundies won't be there, hell can't be that bad!
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
"What kind of faces are we supposed to make?" - Yakko
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Don't sell the bike shop, Orville. -- Hobbes
Twitfilter, where art thou.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
Hey Bevis, the cat's caught in the printer again. Let's go watch!
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
Why look at the docs? The nurses look much better to me
To err is human. To forgive is unusual.
This is your Sysop. ┬├┤¡s s ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Dieting: A way to make the ends justify the jeans.
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
Oxymoron: televised hearings
"Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?"
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
Clinton: Carter without the smile.
I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system. -Riker
"I don't know THAT yet, either!" - McCoy
Oxymoron: loose tights
Paddling with one oar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands.
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
Anybody who thinks I'M strange ought to meet YOU!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
Duh...what does /O do?
For they can conquer who believe they can.
"Go away, cat. You make me smile too much." - The Crow
It's always darkest before you trip over the dog.
If I had finished this sentence. -- Hofstadter
Oh yeah? You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
(A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?
Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^NO CARRIER
Be a lion for a day, not a sheep all your life.
Input: Food, beer, aspirin, etc.
Do not expose this tagline to direct sunlight.
To steal this tagline press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.
LA - three thousand points of light
217. You can't free a fish from water.
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
My computer has the dreaded "Not Enough Money" virus!
Unrecoverable Application Error, @TOFIRST@.
Doing my part to annoy the religious right....
"Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents"-Bill Gatespeare
Clinton - "America's Going Out Of Business Sale"
Hackers DO IT during PM.
There's a difference between kneeling and bending over!
"Can we be in your will?" - Butt-Head
Firm grip on reality? I can reach out and strangle it!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force...
Windows '95 = MacIntosh '84
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi...
Peace through superior firepower
Great! My cat's been cashing my reality checks again....
The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!
DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!!!
When given 2 contradictory orders, follow them both.
"We're done." "Of course you are, boys, of course you are." - Buzzcut
No Muff to Tuff, We dive at Five. Muff Divers Local 69.
So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.
the Emperor is coming here?...we shall double our efforts...
OXYMORON : Passive activity
GI: Singing Xmas carols. BI: Singing Xmas carols on 4th of July.
Transfer aborted (again)(ha ha ha ha!!)...
Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
"You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke
"I know! Let's use Force as a battering ram." -- Recoil
Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))));
This is a confidential tagline.
He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.
Oh, Pooh. A war. -- Animaniacs
"Xronia Poula." - Greek Christmas
Let me know when something normal happens.
I'm a psychoceramicist. I treat crackpots.
It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
But the cow CHIP is organic....
If life is a bowl of cherries, then I've got all the pits
I like the knight life.
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighb
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
Money talks - it says goodbye
I know the answer's here somewhere ... qwertyuiopzxcvbnm
"French Overpopulation" ─ by Francis Crowded
There's always time for a hockey game!
"This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime." ─ Empryss
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated... trust me.
"Don't blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you?"
So long and thanks for all the fish!
ferrets : nature's survival experts
Famous Last Words #63: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat..."
You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
Don't take life serious, it ain't permanent.
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
Everything needs a little oil now and then.
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
I am merely asking an honest question.
Ink wiring mimes wont tonneau.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn... -- Aether-Tongue
Atheism , hockey, God, S&M, NO CARRIER
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGDT
Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
Les mortels muerent. Qu'importe la facon? - LaCroix
URA Redneck if you think BMW is the call letters for a radio station.
Data, Ahh, I think that Spot needs a litter box. - Troi
If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it...
Share the music, play it L O U D !!
Elvis Sighting Hotline: 1-800-I-C-D-KING.
if (stone != rolling) moss++;
Rush Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives.
Cats know how we feel ... They just don't give a damn.
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is f
Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line.
ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
And you need a more respectable I.D.
Computer!! Override self-destruct sequ @#^ NO CARRIER
"So much for the elevator music..." -- Johhny Fever
I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
Computious Say, "Ain't Life A Byte?"
Compile, run, curse. Recompile, rerun, recurse.
Would I love to run a Level 1 diagnostic on her!! - Riker
There can be only one.
Tagline (n) High Technology bumper sticker.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
At night, all cats are grey.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Captain @TOLAST@, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!
"Stop leading the witness!" "Okay, you lead."
EZ come... EZ go... SLMR come... He stay!
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
The observation lounge has been turned into a swamp - Riker
Don't smoke dope, fry your hair!
Crawford told me, so it MUST be true!
Have you ever asked Superman does he wear underwear?
Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator.
"New users always find the glitch." - 1st Law of Sysops
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
Inseminate, impregnate, or get out of the way.
3 dreaded words when making love: Honey, I'm home
"Hwiii, you've got herring for brains!" - Geordi
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
"Your soul rots... it festers..." - The Crow
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
It's 99% perspiration. The other half's mental.
Truth exists independently of ideological imperatives.
I'm kinda partial to this one. Whaddaya think?
I forgot I was Out of Memory....
Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. - Poe.
Today on Mime Time... running for your life!!!
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow...
Famous Last Words #01: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
I enjoyed dreaming that up
"I think your cape is FAAABULOUS!" -- Crow T. Robot
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Don't draw fire. It irritates everyone around you.
And I said, Uh-oh... this is gonna be some day...
"My mother usually likes me home before the streetlights come on."
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Only playing with the jokers.
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Its a nice story, and sometimes on the street that's all you got.
Spock? Why aren't you dead?
Freedom of speech is now mandatory!
"Nope. Giving up is not my style. Not ever." - Lando
Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
"The Hitchhiker" ─ by Juan Nalift
Skin: Keeps insides in and rain out.
"Eric the half-a-bee..." - Monty Python
I am not a minority. I am an outnumbered majority.
Virtual morality is more common than Virtual Reality.
"Sorry I left during your sermon. I was sleepwalking."
Hmmmm... what's this red butto╣╗╞║├NO CARRIER
You can always tell a Habs fan... but you can't tell him much!
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp
Def: Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
Conservative Rule #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
"Will this never end?" - C3P0
Coming Soon: DesqView for Nintendo ! Play 2 in 1 !
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
Deja Borg-A feeling that you saw that flying cube before.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog.
Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
When in a hurry, why are all traffic signals red?
This isn't a TAGLINE but it plays one on TV
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im il a ted.
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
Excuse me - it's time for my medication now.
Ceux-ci sont six saucissons suisses
Old sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g
Saddle up, father! -- Alexander, to Worf
Give ya a fin for a tagline.
Be Young! Have Fun! Use Tag Line Xpress!
Heraldic counting: 1, 2, 2 & 1, 2 & 2, In Cross, 3 - 2 & 1, Semy.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
OS2/2.0: taking the wind out of Windows.
Many people are living in an emotional jail w/o realizing it.<Satir>
My monitor is so small that every time I open a file, I break a window.
Babylon 5 is the last of the Babylon stations.
Kill a lawyer, put spikes on the rear of an ambulance!
A wicked book cannot repent.
Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
Don't get even -- get odd!
A cat is an extension of God.
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics!
"You call that singing?" - Yakko "Only if you're deaf!" - Wakko
My cat just ate my mouse!
The Moderator needs a Moderator!
"Refresh my memory: Which 'final warning' is this?"
The dreams... the wolves... what's going on? -- Evan, Wendigo
"HOSPITAL, Butt-Head! HOSPITAL!" - Buzzcut
Marriage is like a tourniquet; it stops your circulation.
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Next week's lesson: How to find a sheep's G-Spot !
Some farewells are easier than others. - P. Marlowe
"Heck, I could beat Elminster any day!"
Settle this first - who moved the stone?
I My Dog. I My Cat. I My Wife. I days.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
I know when I'm out of my league. I just don't care.
Take my Tagline, Please!!!!!
"Tipping the Outhouse" ─ by John Turner
URA Redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo.
attacks unpredictably and on a wider front.
URA Pagan Redneck if: All of your coveners share the same last name.
Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them.
Followed by the explosive harpoon.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame-Lao Tzu
I got a cat for my wife. I think it was a fair trade.
Windows '95 = Mac O/S '84
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
I'd be a fundamentalist - if I could just stop laughing...
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
Before TV was invented I wonder if they had radio dinners?
Oh, Oh..! My computer's caught Windows!
I am not *HONEY*! - Janette
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. -Jim Morr
Roe versus Wade --- Instruction manual for canoeing.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
Puddy-tat's not so bwave in Gwanny's microwave!
Is that you singing, or does the cat want in?
Goofus drops carrier. Gallant logs off properly.
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
Modesty is dishonesty.
If you want to kill time, why not try working it to death?
Cats are smarter than dogs. They won't pull sleds.
Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
This is no ordinary person your dealing with.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
Mom, was I ever a grub? -- Calvin
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
He's not a politician... he's just ethically challenged.
A dog sees God in his master...while a cat must only gaze in a mirror. A
Chernobyl was running Windows & had a G.P.F.!
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
"If you build it he will come" "Ease his pain"....
Oxymoron: oversized brief
Actors do it on stage.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
Was that an insult? Or did I miss something?
"Inflammation" ─ by Arthur Itis
"Our purpose is to improvise, the effort counts!" - Riker
"I've always taken care of you, Fredo."
Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out of Paper' error!!
There is no passion; there is serenity - The Jedi Code
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush." - Chelsea Clinton
Do my bOObs show too much through this dress? Troi
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again - Riker
"Let's get the hell out of here." - Kirk
Deanna Troi tries to read my mind and sees Taglines.
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
Politicians do it with everyone.
Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
~:-}Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
It's hard to be gnarly when you work with freaks...
Yellow + Pink = Clinton
First, we eat all the cheese. <Cattespeare>
"The X-Men didn't come here to perpetuate the slaughter..."
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
How much is that wookie in the window?
Men are alright as friends, but don't take one home.
This door is Baroque; please wiggle Handel or call Bach.
Magic is just undiscovered technology - Dr. Strange
Nepotism is relational.
I haven't lost my mind; Kosh has a backup.
Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
Shiny happy people die in throngs.
Good tagline... you HAVE to go to other conferences to steal taglines
Oh, nobody knows the tribbles I've seen
Another Brobeck style response.
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust. T.S. Elliot.
Unable to locate Green Beer St. Paddy's Day cancelled
The penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law.
Be fruitful and act like a human bean!
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family...
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
If Time is infinite, then why do I never have enough?
"If I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!" - M. Python
"Today, New York. Tomorrow, the World!" - Howard Stern
I am Borg │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││, who are you?
Gardeners do it in bed.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
"No one has jurisdiction over the truth!" -- Fox Mulder
Put your cat in box, add postage and mark "Schröedinger."
Ludicrous speed! GO!!
If you don't like my peaches, why do you shake my limbs?
Female prison population is only 6$ of total inmates
"What the hell is this guy saying?" - Butt-Head
I own a Murphy Computer-is that luck or what?
I just grinned and poured myself another beer...
Forrest Gum: Life is like a box of Chiclets...
"Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy." -- Inge
"Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns...
Words cannot express what words cannot express.
I'm innocent... My lawyer made me do it!!!!
Schizophrenia beats dining alone............
OXYMORON : Petty theft
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games
uh... that's a 1200 baud BANG, dontchaknow...
Bother! said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Anvil-squished Tribble
Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n).
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
Oxymoron: Partially completed.
That wasn't an office building, it was an abattoir.
So... I got my tongue up this chicks...and she says....
Brook of Taglines, where we just babble on and on
Deja Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
He who dies with the most toys... is still DEAD!
Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!!!
Absence of evidence is evidence of absence of proof.
DOTTY called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
Hi, Bob, said the phone psychic to Steve, who hung up.
"I'm the President, and I want a 'Big Mac' and fries...
"I'm no Don Johnson ya know...." - Butt-Head
"This is power steering," he said automatically.
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
"This is gonna be cool." - Butt-Head
"Serutan" spelled backwards is "Natures"
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
Stall: Technique for explaining why the payment's late.
Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
"Hey, watch it, meatball head!" - Darien
BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you sysop access.
"That's the easiest explanation. Its also the most implausible."
Nine months? Why were you in such a hurry at the end?
Oxymoron: valueless education
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
AD&D Quote: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
Simon Says: DEL *.*
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
Elvis, please put your tray up. They're about to land the UFO.
Sometimes I wonder if anyone gives a damn...
What do you think of the Enterprise-D? - Picard
The Nightcrawler's waiting for you. - LaCroix
Well, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Def: Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
AD&D Quote: Kill 'em all! Let the DM sort 'em out.
Oxymoron: lost finding
catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
You have to move to limit freedom." - Bill Clinton, @YEAR@
New Borg Movie: Borg in East L.A.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Gùïtàr léssôñs¿ Whát êlsê dó ÿòú dö¿ í ƒrét â lôt.
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever!
My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop.
"Hello, I'm your new nanny." - Mary Poppins "SLAPPY!!!!!!" - Y/W/D
Oxymoron: intense apathy
At Spatula City we sell spatulas...and that's all!
Headline: WOMEN'S MOVEMENT CALLED MORE BROAD-BASED
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
Don't stop that fiddlin' around
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
Gross anatomy--it isn't just for breakfast anymore.
It took my cat a month to fully train me.
Have an adequate day.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's One-Night Stand."
Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow? - Troi
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL!
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Famous Last Words #68: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
OXYMORON : Qualified success
"Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!"
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
Oh no! This ta
gline i
s fading[0m
Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder round of drinks
Religous folks hate Christians and New Agers!
"Then I'll see you in hell! Yah!" - Han
The cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
Smile! Cthulhu loves you!
Are you sure you are working with valid media ?
As sleep brings dreams of home
Am I paranoid? or does this puter really hate me?
You never know your friends until you vacation with them.
Jºhñsóⁿ & Jóhⁿsóñ Tàglíñé: █████░░░░░█████ "ºûçh"
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
URA Redneck if you think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work
GIRLS to do the dishes. GIRLS to clean up my room.
The bug stops here.
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
"Our new Special Friend... @TO@!" - Yakko
"We can't fire full phasers with our screens up." Scott
You tell 'em Cat, thats what your fur.
Roses are red, violets are too expensive for you.
So you wanna make a fake account he▐⌡$(@%^ {αê NO CARRIER
The Goddess is alive and magic is afoot.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes."
The 3 Tees of Golf: VaniTee, InsaniTee & ProfaniTee.
Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
"You picked...wisely"
Bother! said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad.
We cater to the occasional fetishist. - Janette
Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
Avoid getting divorced - Stay single - Its cheaper
Frankly Geordi, I like the beard - Riker
"Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
Beauty is only a lightswitch away...
Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!!
Let's get cereal about this!
Warning: I was raised by humans.
Jesus died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
/G To access the SysOp menu!
"Stop... Hammer Time!! Dum DeDe Dum De Dum..."
Hey! Your trackball is upside down!
Elders of Borg: Everyone planned and wanted a assimilation.
Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
His receiver is off the hook.
I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
"You had all that time to tell me the truth."-Odo to Kira
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
BBS Lingo: YKYARW; You Know You're A Redneck When...
Oxymoron: firewater
Words are cheap ... and so am I.
Bill Clinton: The Spin doctor in the White House.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Give up, you'll only live til you die.
Use DEVICE=BUSH.SYS to really screw up your environment.
Hock a loogie for Jesus!
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
"I think he's getting tired of watching me smile." - Dax
Def: Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
Hey, dude, how about these ones?
"So you can't see me... no, not at all!"
Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman.
I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable.
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG tHE dOg!┐
Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia
OXYMORON : Countable infinity
Radiologist - a doctor with an interest in radios.
Real SysOps avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
Gun Control: The ability to drop a fundie at 500 yards...
This tagline is copyright protected. All rights reserved.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Windows -- from the folks who brought you EDLIN
Def: Microfiche: Sardines.
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
Kissy kissy huggy smoochy BLECCCCH !
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
Support enactment of Clinton's Life Insurance Policy!
Everything You Know Is Wrong
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SNT KEWL!
BRRRRRRRRPPP! - Worf You're excused! -- Troi
Fasten your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something. - s.w.
Daddy.... what does FDISK do?
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
If you can't take the heat stay out of kitchen
The owls are not what they seem.
They were really after Mary Jo Kopechne the whole time.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
The keyboard is mightier than the Moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
Gone crazy; be back later; leave message.
Hey! Turn down that goose!
Women know what they want--what they don't have...
The WWF is to sports what Spam is to meat!
Clinton's Tax Decision Maker: TAX, TAX, TAX, SPIN AGAIN
"I met the surgeon general. She offered me a cigarette!"
All cats are not gray after midnight. Endless variety--
Def: Preconception: A lock on the door of wisdom
URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
Please press Ctrl-Alt-Del for the next message.
You HIT me! Picard never hit me! - Q
"She lives in a fire department training building." -- Crow
File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Trek files.
Sometime, somewhere, when you least expect it...
"To be awake is to be alive." - Henry David Thoreau
I love the women's movement... especially when walking behind them!
Have courage! The porpoises will not want to go so far!
There are thre erors in this tagline.
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
Study it forever & you'll wonder...fly it once, you'll know.
Oxymoron: serious barbecue
"It's a terrible thing to waste one's mind." - Quayle
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
McCoy:"On second thought, maybe I'm not a doctor"
BORG For President--All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!
There's a foot at the end of each of my legs. Is it luck?
Only fools fall for bimbos!
Barney Park - Like Jurassic Park for kids. But something STARTED wrong.
Bother! said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro Beta Testing.
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer...
Eating my underpants is even less funny than eating my trousers!
"These guys have no future!" - Butt-Head
Why can't I find the woman of my dreams when I'm awake?
We're flirtin' with disaster; y'all know what I mean
Def: IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax!
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof!
I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name
"It's all about razzle-dazzle." -- Criswell
I've got SPEED and that's the FAX, SpeedModem.
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go. - s.w.
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
As funny as a boil in your butt.
Defeat is never fatal unless you give up.
YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop
Oxymoron: Guest host.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
"You know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."
If so, please quote it back to me.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
"Broadcasting from the 6th floor of the Flim Building."
Def: Profanity: A Language Computer Users Know
Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand?
"To order poison in a bar isn't logical. "--McCoy
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
Come Mista Crowley-man, talley me Qabala...
An invitation to the state of rigor mort.
This tagline has taken me three minutes to come up with.
Dammit Bones .. I'm a captain, not a doctor!
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!! (It snowed at school today.)
Curiosity might have killed Schrödinger's cat.
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Judges use the law the way a hillbilly uses a corncob.
══LUCIFERnet the only network serving HELL══
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi
Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn..." - Yakko Warner
Living on Earth includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Ugly fellas get the girl!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
╪╗╚╪╝╔╪T╚A╝G╪L╚I╝N╪E╚╪╝F╪R╚O╝M╪╗╚H╝E╪L╚L╪╝╔╪╗╚╪╝
When I get old, I'm gonna move up north and drive slow.
God: (n) The Greatest User of capital letters.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
It's COW'S blood. He uses it to thin his paints! - Don Schanke
#1 cause of death among Super Nintendo heros is slowdown.
"I thought you said it was a party!" - Dot
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
Why do these readers need taglines?
Quit work at fire hydrant factory: no place to park.
Dave Barry for President!
What you write comes out of how deeply you live your life.<Metzger>
BorgDOS 189.27: Assimilate another? (Y/n)
Tagline Infringement? Sounds like an oxymoron <g>.
Fur sail cheep, Windoze spill chekker, works grate.
Topic Cops don't do SLMR
How do you feel about that, Counselor Troi?
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
Why? You ask me why? ........uh......cause!
DM Advice: Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels.
I can't change the past, but I can let it go.
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?.
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
Keep a cool tool fool,I'm wise to the rise in your Levi's
Dijon Vu: The feeling that you've seen this mustard before!
Even the blind can see money.
Most frequently-asked question: Huh?
Sometimes I feel Satisfied. Then I wonder why.
Clinton may not have inhaled, but Brown has never exhaled.
You warm my dead heart, Nicholas. - LaCroix
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Just enough brains to be a dangerous idiot.
Nobody likes a liar...Except the American voter.
"It's gone!... No, it's back at starboard!" - Worf
What's the thinnest book in the world? The Irish cookbook.
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink.
"I am your density." - George McFly
Clinton _is_ helping the economy: Rope sales are up!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke.
Now, THAT was UNCALLED FOR.
Ah, Frank Zappa! Amost that entire song in my tag file!
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
So, why *is* "Sonic Disruptors" so awful?
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
"No no no, FINGER prints!" - Y "I don't think so." - D <finger Prince>
He's got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice.
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
Lie: I'm sorry I didn't day hello. I didn't see you.
Taglines do not remain stockpiled. -Tenzin Gyatso <NOT>
Avoid temptation.... Unless you can't resist!!
Conservative Minds never rest! Prepare to shift fire onto Liberal Medi
"Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
All this beer and only one mouth.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Oxymoron: Apartment complex.
A couple of open splices.
It's all part of the novel. Don't interfere -- Riker
Some settling may have occurred during shipping.
Melted Fruit Snacks on Keyboard. Delete Children? (Y/n)
You know what, Gary? I *H*A*T*E* that old TV show!!!!
"This isn't Hell, but you can see it from here." - The Crow
He that doesn't get it is usually the jerk of the bunch.
Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda.
Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!
If you want it done right do it yourself!
Teach a pig to sing? it wastes time and annoys the pig.
"Good Jul og godt nyter." - Danish Christmas
Programmers put it in their head...
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your sysop.
"Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess." - Han Solo
Take a break from the mousetrap we call home.
Why is E-Z Listening so ****** hard to listen to?
Christmas Shopping for @TOFIRST@? Buy a Tribble!
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum......
Ottowam: capital of Kennedium
Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.
"I used to have a dog, but he wouldn't eat my wife's leftovers."
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy
SMILE, OFFICER -- YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMCORDER
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work
McCoy's gravestone: I'm dead, Jim!
"Fallen Underwear" ─ by Lucy Lastic
Oxymoron: wickedly funny
God, in creating man, overestimated his ability
Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!
"Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?" - Dot
See other side.
Leap of Faith: Bungee jumping with a Bible.
Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
General Failure ! Why is he reading my disk?.
URA Redneck if you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
They suffer as few have suffered, for they cannot find Valhalla.
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
Oxymoron: military intelligence
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Buys A Blow-up Doll."
Hi. I'm Earl Scheib. I'll paint any car for $99.95.
Christmas is the promise, and Easter the Proof.
"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!" - Berkeley
Never mess with a Wizard!
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda
Bother! said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads.
Gag! Choke! Cough! Sputter! Duhh!
And he gave me not just the name - but what it names.
My wife found a way to save her money - she spends mine
Pardon me, my brain is clogged with bong resin.
I am a person of color: My color is White
In a bad mood? Burp!
HST FREQable
What if there was a Barbie Wrestlemania game?
1010011010 - the binary number of the Beast.
Relaxation?? Is that when you take a laxitive over again??
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold.
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
As funny as a scorpion in your shorts.
For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
Windows NT: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.
"Your mission is a failure! Your lifestyle's too extreme!"
ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Of *course* it'll work...but I won't do it anyway.
Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
"His death is irrelevant, Jim." - McCoy of Borg
Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!!
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
Pray for Windows 3.1 May God be merciful to us...
Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
Yes, and by the same token, no.
Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! ╪j╖╚<NO CARRIER
If you seek hay, why owe you?
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
"What happened to the guards?" "Wolverine... dealt with them."
Why the Rush? Don't be Stern! Imus be going...
STAMP OUT DOPE! IMPEACH CLINTON & GORE!
Bill Clinton: The Republican's greatest campaign asset.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coincidence?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
This tagline handcrafted in Canada.
Wave flag, spout dogma, thump bible, denigrate the other guys......
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) (STOLEN)
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
No chance, English bedwetting types!
Falling Cookware Area. DEADPAN Expression Required.
Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you.
Friends don't let friends read doc's.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
"Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
Brobeck the brown nosed user...
FUNDAMENTALISM means never having to open your mind.
GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
How'll I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today?
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Sysops all love a hard one every now and then.
If not for my companion,I'd be having the time of my life
Lead me not into Temptation, can find it Myself.
Fibroblast: Health food binge.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
Void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }
"Deathwalker. DEATHWALKER!!"
What we need are scratch & sniff Hustler magazines!
Deja Glue: PostIt Notes
Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found!
"Nothing is fair in the world." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
"Bother," said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
I got a 12MHz AT-286 for my girlfriend - GOOD SWAP!
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
You ought to be in pixels...
Lawyers *ARE* the problem.
I'd rather be playing Dark Forces!
While (!cat) play (mouse);
"A small coke in a large cup; but fill it on up."
Full moon risen and my fever is high. - Eagles
And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries.
No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out.
FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
Def: Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea.
Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad! - JL Picard
I saw Elvis at a Bomber game.
What? Me Worry?
Tip of the hat to our beloved Sysop. - Mycroft
In God we trust - you pay in gold.
"I'm Yakko!" "I'm Wakko!" "And I'm cute!"
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. - Picard
Friends don't let friends use America Online.
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more
Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?
Q: Are we not men? A: We are D E V O!!!
Bother! said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper.
OXYMORON : Business diplomacy
OIC....................Oh, I see ...
Why's the moderator always pickin' on me <waaaaaah!>
Why do the users always pick on us Moderators. <Waaaaaaah!>
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." -- Q to Vash
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in a Tagline court.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
#define ON OFF
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
<<<TAGLINE ERROR>>> Report to tech support.
Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm? -Dirty Yoda
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
Bother! said Pooh, as his warp core breached.
I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy. - s.w.
FidoNet: You thought the flamers on WWIVnet were awful...
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - s.w.
Keep the ball. I have a whole bucketful. -- Gomez Addams
But ya are, Blanche, ya are! <Bette Davis>
cc: Bob Brobeck
This tagline is completely true, I am a compulsive liar!
The boss is always right.
"Neato complete-o YIPEE!" - Yakko Warner
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Crunchy on the outside! Chewy on the inside! Bug & Bran!
Bluewave: everyone's doin' it! Come on! You'll be COOOOOL!
I am Alzheimer of Borg! Prepare to... uh... er...
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Musicians duet better!
WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
All but Troi: <Disappointed Groan>
Woman backs up against fan (disaster) NO DERRIERE
Oxymoron: Adequate security.
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship. -- Riker
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Borgs are made, not Bjorn.
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
Your're ugly, and your mama dresses you funny!
Bother! said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
That tagline is true -> <- That tagline is false
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
Macintosh error message: Like, bogus keypress, dude!
Make like 80% of live births and head out.
As funny as a firing squad.
Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of
Don't panic - there is always WELFARE!
What luck! The DLS is running a special on embalming!
I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.<Keller>
Lions do it with pride.
"I know! Let's get Scratchansniff a Tribble!" - Wakko Warner
Tomorrow is national Stamp Out Indecision day! Or is it?
Famous Last Words #22: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Picard to bridge, where am I?
OXYMORON : Economy car
Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*.
Make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
Deja Choo Choo: (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?)
New Release from Disney - starring Bill Clinton - "The Lyin' King"
@TOFIRST@ KNOWS Tag-X Pro!
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Angels all fire.
"Run me down, Gentlemen? Somehow, I don't think so." - Phoenix
I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo can have the sink.
"Energize...Get that bunny off my bridge!" - Picard
If God didn't exist, it'd be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
My country right or left!!!
Bother! said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
"That guy was a yutz." - Rita
Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough.
We move to Camp David and hide. They can't get in there. H. Haldeman
Stinking Cloud: Component is three pounds of beans.
Come on, big guy... On your feet -- Geordi
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
URA Redneck if you ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
being smart. I recommend pleasant.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
Think hard now! Which one is Shinola?
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
Edmund's cure to forgetfulness is...err...uhh..hmmm...
"Look at the blackbirds," she crowed.
Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream.
AD&D Quote: "I said hit *him* with the fireball, not me!"
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Those toys are demon sticks sent to torment me. <Tros>
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?
Cats are Reincarnated Fundies. Proof? They refuse to go quietly.
For want of the price of tea and a slice...
Do you know how to keep a Modemer in suspense?
The darn thing works better if you plug it in
Your Honor, my bird wants a peace bond with the cat.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
It works better plugged in, unless it's the cat.
And by the way, Jean-Luc. Captain Picard day? - Blackwell
If it doesn't have garlic, it must be dessert.
If the tar fits...wear it.
Bush: Like Reagan without the acting ability!
Aqualung my friend, don'tcha stare away uneasy
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted!
Kirk to Picard: Did we do it? Did we make a difference?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
Thanks for all you do as Sysop to make the net a good one.
"Cloning" ─ by Ima Dubble
Boba Fett?....Boba Fett?....where?...
Its all just pieces/parts
009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
"Fear not, I'm right behind you -- using you as a shield."
Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators.
If I throw a cat out of a car window, is it kitty litter?
"Oh, great! I give you $50 for your birthday and you spend $5000."
Don't laugh; this tagline will be a classic some day
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
I think your 'biological clock' needs new batteries...
The smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight.
Friction is a drag.
I my wife,I my cat, I Med, I if I do, if I don't
The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
Bother! said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again.
As funny as a root canal.
Send $20 and I will double your IQ or no money back
Every thread needs a needle
What's all this fuss about endangered feces?
Cookie: You will be successful in your work.
SYNTAX? Why not - They tax everything else!
Contents: One (1) Blonde. Flatteries not included.
It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
Steal each others taglines, but keep your hands off mine!
If you can't make it good, make it big. (Then PKLite it!)
I saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -Blair Houghton
They *blinded* me with Science!
When all else fails, read the directions.
Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!
Convict... The result of choosing a poor lawyer
Make Love, Not War; Get Married & Do BOTH!
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
This is a MAN'S house. Leave the seat UP.
Oxymoron: progressive conservative
Def: Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
Fresh of the Grill: same talk different company!
Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever? -SLR
Can't cope? Don't mope. There's hope! SMOKE DOPE!!!
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this...
I had a great tagline, but my wife wouldn't let me use it
Why are nonsmokers such a pain in the butt?
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
"For these prices, you can't expect real quotes."
ANSI - A computer user who just can't sit still!
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
If the conniption fits, wear it. -SLR
Sure, Windows does background commu#$)$#NO CARRIER
Give that man arrays of pointers to functions!!!
Fetch hither the comfy chair!
"Forest sojourns" ─ by Syl Vann and Piney Woods
"What a dork!" - Butt-Head
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
The Planets Collection - By West End Games
If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??
"And, well...I think I'm pregnant." -Vyvyan
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
Oxymoron: Criminal justice
Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10
How many blonds does it take to write a tagline?
Possessions increase to fill available space.
Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing option
OK, Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean...
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
GI: Going skiing in winter. BI: Going skiing in summer.
He who has a why to live can bear with any how.
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays `Helter, Skelter.' - s.w.
Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone.
Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed.
The world's coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.
Ura Redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
Random order = oxymoron
Bill the Cat for President!
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
1994 Democrats: Sticking close to Clinton means Death.
Did you ever consider what Tabasco could to to potions?
"It figures it would be the X-Men's fault!" - Boom-Boom
"You vant to go bach?!"-Chekov "Absolutely not!"-McCoy
"The LA Lakers' Breakfast" ─ by Kareem O'Wheat
How do vampires say V without shredding their lips?
Only Nixon could go to China. (Vulcan proverb)
Halt and catch fire.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Death don't have no mercy in this land!
"Nietzsche is dead." --God.
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
Def: Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Born in 1945; the replacement for World War II.
Who is this General Failure, and why is he reading my Disk
New Borg Movie: Beauty and the Borg.
I have some great news. You just digested the bad guy.
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there...
Pop Test: What is the secret formula for Coke?
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite
Must sell health food store due to failing health.
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
Oxymoron: serious comedy
Clinton excuse #18: "You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!!!"
Origin: Holly's Bed & Board! San Diego CA! - Holly Sullivan
PCTOOLS7 - So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
Have a cigar. It's my only vice. <Dr. Praetorius>
Like most Americans, I didn't vote for Clinton.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
"Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Stop Arguing" ─ by Xavier Breath
"I hate it when I'm right!" - Yakko
"I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!"
He made a pass at me. A good one. - Troi
In memory of what's-his-name.
The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
I'm calling from the corner of Walk & Don't Walk.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
The world wisely chooses happiness over wisdom.
2+2=4 (but only for base 5 and above)
It looks like a flying purple people eater to me! - Sheb Wooley
Bill Clinton does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly!
Sleep... what a concept!
***Tagline Encryption Enabled***
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turns another one free.
FATAL ERROR #10070: sysop late for work.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Confucious say too damn much!
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Now and then, Aunt Slappy is just a *little* bit bitter." - Skippy Sqrl
Find a contradiction? Check your premises.
Desperado...why don't you come to your senses?
"Plan to throw one away. You will anyway." - Fred Brooks
Expletive deleter f*cked up.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
A quart low.
ACT II: Death Drives a Stick.
Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the Kids"
I'm a tagline virus! Copy me into your tagline file!
the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay $50,000...
That is why I am your King!
Computers are irrelevant- Windows has been assimilated.
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
meeOOW! <splat> woOOF! <splat> (Raining cats and dogs)
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
NO! It's MY Keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!!!
Bus - Vehicle used by the data to commute to work
Telecommunting is great therapy!
AD&D Rule: +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small.
Coffee not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
Lost - NO! Locationally Challenged - YES!
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Exorcist ]I[: It's just like I or II...but it's ]I[!
"Kill Ugly Processor Architectures" - Karl Lehenbauer
Clinton of Borg: Hillary's out of town. Prepare to be ass-imilated.
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Brian Daley wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)...
"Bollocks," said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
Windows NT: New Technology? I don't think so...
"@FN@! This is your last chance. Free us or die."
Bother! said Pooh... Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!
Sleep deprivation is fun--you see such pretty colors.
Every day I do my best for one more day.
Famous Last Words #97: "You'll sic an army of swans on me? HAHAHAHA...
"I'm your passenger. Drive." - The Crow
C:\DOS> C:\DOS\RUN> C:\DOS\CRASH> C:\USER\>FORMAT C:
The Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Tipper.
TV Truth: Kids rooms are always spotless.
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Computer hackers DO IT all night long.
"It is now kisstomery to cuss the bride"--Rev. Spooner
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
Facts are stubborn things.
Adolescence: Stage in life between infancy & adultery
Sly Stallone, how do U spell relief? R-E-E-um-L-E-F-uh-E?
No sane person lives where it snows. -Floridian proverb.
And cute little baby dolphins DIE... Cool!
I could have BBSed all night ...
Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
"Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY." - Butt-Head
Phil Cring has a 14.4 HST V.42bis and he LOVES it!!!!!
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
Anime Excuse #104: Teaching Akane how to cook!
Hey, what's this ALT-227 thing for?π I dunno
If you didn't want grits, then why'd you order breakfast?
This Sysop runs on Old No. 7.
Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat...
Comments are welcome as long as they are sent by NETMAIL.
Faster, faster, foolish modem! (crack).
ONCE=ACCIDENT. TWICE=COINCIDENCE. THRICE=ENEMY ACTION.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
Underwear should be worn on the inside -Bart
Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
Where did all those Clinton/Gore bumper stickers go?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
TV Truth: Happiness is boring.
Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!!
"One for the vaults!" -- Frank N. Furter
Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is stolen.
If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
"Did it, like, get quiet?" - Butt-Head
Decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages.
My computer can beat up your computer!
C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN
Seminar For Women: Why Putting Down Other Women Shouldn't Be Enjoyable.
Besides, you look good in a dress. - Riker
Every wonder why the Easter bunny hides it's eggs?
"I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu." - Pinky
Windows: Your brain on drugs.
"Oh no... not Rainbow Archer *again*." -- Blackwolf
Sorry honey... I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!!
Does "Bad FAT" mean my disk has a cholesterol problem ?
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile...
"Can I have the window seat? Please, please, please...?" - Pinky
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
Modem: What to do to tall weeds.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference!
URA Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than 7 dogs.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILiníÑæ ñºî$ê
Official Tagline of Major League Baseball
Trek Classic -- Who Needs Another Generation?
NING! This tagline will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Boxers do it with fists.
More than half of all patients of abortion clinics die.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Whom does the Grail Serve?
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
D.A.M.N. - Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop.
The proof is in the posting.
Life is still in Beta test.
Monolith Atheists What God? It's full of Stars!
"I'm not a sysop; I just play one on the echoes."
URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.
Don't dream it, be it .......
The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les.
"Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
Coming soon: the other Ninja Turtle viruses
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
"What are the odds now?" -=- Kirk "Less than 7000:1" -=- Spock
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git.
Bill Clinton - on the cutting edge of societal pollution.
URA Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
"Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon!" - Yakko Warner
Blondes wear hoop earrings so they have a place to put their feet.
He's like some long johns I have: waffle weave.
"A thing here more than a week is an heirloom." -- Kender Proverb
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the tightrope
In a bad mood? Point at people!
"Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn!" Mudd
I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
Society for Creative Anachronism.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
First rule of Appliance Repair: Save all the parts...
IHAVEALWAYSWANTEDTOSEEEXACTLYHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOATAGLINEANYWAY
A statesman shears the sheep; a politician skins them.
"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!!
Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. ■ Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
Diplomat: What *not* to call Knuckles Lomat.
Long live guitars and distortion pedals!
"That's my name - that's what I do. Dazzle people." - Dazzler
If you control the information, you can run the show. - G
Def: Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
URA Redneck if you grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
Deja Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics.
"Handel's Messiah" ─ by Ollie Luyah
Don't be so openminded your brains fall out
Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap...Fireball!
URA Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Crusher and Troi.
Here we go again...
It takes 72 muscle to frown, 14 to smile. Stop being lazy.
Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
Def: Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Tell your parents to be more careful next time.
And I am C-Jack, human cyborg relations.
Consult the Book of Armaments!
FACTS (Def.): Things Which Tend To MODERATE Opinions.
Vampire + Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
Strawberry Fields in Leather...
665 the Neighbor of the beast....
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
The Rockford Files: European Vacation. -- Tom Servo
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
When I was a kid, I was an imaginary friend.
Who needs valium when you got a cat you can pet.
We own the streets. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. - s.w.
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
Honesty is fatal. It should be taboo.
It would have helped if the cities were founded closer to airports
"Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!"
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to talk to the SysOp.
I had a public skool educashun...caint you tell?
I was *this* close to seeing Elvis. But my shovel broke.
No, kids, S&M does NOT stand for Sailor Moon.
Oxymoron #342: Windows accelerator
He's so cheap: He quit golf when he lost his ball.
"Italian Food ─ Volume 3" ─ by Minnie Stroni
Two is company, three is an orgy.
COMPUTERMATE: An Australian computer operator
Why are there no blue M&M's?
Is there a motion on the floor?
Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
Could we please have some more?
Well, since you axed so nicely...
Apple II Forever! Right ?!?
Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
The tagline thief strikes again!
Hands across the water. Hands across the sky!
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Fla-fla-floley.
"It's a universal invariant!" "Not in this zip code."
Is it 1996 yet?
GLH Computers -- Looking for parts REPLY to Greg for info
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - s.w.
Bad fishing is better than the best work day
Florida: Come on vacation, return on probation.
"My Dad's a Mortician" ─ by Phil Degraves
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
SyntaxWhy not? In Canada, we tax everything....
"Did you miss us?" - Dot Warner
Teutonic: Not enough gin.
Irish 7 course meal: a Six pack and a potato
Of course I paid the phone bill#$# *#@$**@#$ NO CARRIER
"All I know is normal is not what I think." -- Fox Mulder
Pete Rose by any other name would smell of sweat.
This statement is in no way to be construed as a disclaimer.
Why not change our name to the United States Socialist Republic (USSR)?
It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead of Politicians
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
"Snort, grunt, grunt." - Ortugg (Gamorrean Guard)
ILLITERATE? ....Write for information....
In a perfect world, the moon would be full more often.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
In every revolution there is one man with a vision.
Oxymoron: hot chili
Run away! Run away! Keep running!
OXYMORON : Original copies
Is this tagline off topic?
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated?
Bad day: Your bra fits better on backwards.
Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs!
I was a banker, but lost interest
I'm precise. He's discriminating. You're picky.
I'll believe in God as soon as he smacks me in the head.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue manufacturer
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Two "C" Words: Custer and Conservative.
Trees are the number one cause of forest fires.
"Honey! Did you miss me today?".."With every shot!"
"We must have the courage to quit!" -- Bill Clinton
But where's the disposable crewman?
"What a shame you're not real." Chekov
Just how much justice can you afford? <Londo>
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Yo, Adrian!"
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Die Hard: With Children
Cry Havoc! And let slip the taglines of war... W. Tagspeare
Its 1995 and Elvis is still dead.
"In the land of the free, now that's comedy!" - Slappy
"I want a leaner bureaucracy and more investment." - Bill
TOAD - what happens to an illegally parked frog.
Life is good, now that Wesley's gone Picard
Oxymoron: paperless office
Those who fail to repeat history are doomed to study it.
"Spoken like a true angel of death." - Funboy
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. * Scotty
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
"You'll find I'm full of surprises!" - Luke Skywalker
In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!
Let's Play Mail Tag......You're it.
GIGO = Garbage in, gospel out
If at first you don't succeed... you must be in Windows!
Demos are good, Demos are fun, Demos are for everyone!
If ignorance is bliss, Moderators must be >very< happy!
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
"It's over my head." - Beavis "It's under my butt." - Butt-Head
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Oh ho-Ah ha-He h
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
Water, Avian, room temp. - Troi
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
Battered women go well with cole slaw and tartar sauce.
"Where! Where is cat?"--Runt
How do you tell a blind guy in a nudist colony?
Government survey shows government surveys are accurate.
Bother! said @TO, as he received his phoone-bill.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
Radio Korea - the original seoul music station!
Para cuando E-SCREEN v3.01?... Pronto, muy pront
You're a Redneck if: Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
"We taste awful!" - Wakko
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" - McCoy
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A generation which ignores history has no past.
You're new around here, aren't you? -Riker
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance.
Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe.
Is a hippie haircut an example of the lunatic fringe?
Def: Language: System of organizing/defining syntax errors.
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
It's still just a dumb machine!
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
Better a bottle in front o'me than a Frontal Lobotomy...
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
Is Bill Clinton a Pathological liar or what?
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
Def: Password: The nonsense word taped to the CRT.
Mr. Sysop, I hate your guts! #$^#$ NO CARRIER
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning mercury!
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
Attn. Govt. Text Scanners: COMMUNISM HACKING TERRORISM REVOLUTION
I'd enjoy the day more if it started later.
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN sysop!
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
A Moderator's job is never done!
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. -- Twain
I love it when a tagline comes together
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
The name is Borg. James Borg.
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
"Pleasant dreams..." -- Biafra
I'm not sure. - Werner Heisenberg
Do you think Scottish food resembles Klingon food?
Mutual Respect, in short supply these days.
Man was predestined to have free will.
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream - Drive C: Error.
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
"Any" key? "Any" key? I doan see no stinkin' "Any" key!
AD&D Famous Last Words: NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!
9 out of 10 LAPD endose the use of the KLUB!
URA Redneck if you think God looks like Hank Williams, Jr.
Oxymoron: Public Servant
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
Hackers DO IT with key strokes.
Bill and Hillary Clinton: Washington's version of Bonnie and Clyde.
Trickle down is what a dog does to a fire hydrant.
"Polka Dot?" "Not again!"
Are you scared?
"This is one puppet who doesn't like her strings pulled." -- Kira
Def: Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
"Thanks honey, cardboard and chocolate sauce again!"
HACKDISP - brought to you by the DLS BBS&M (614)899-7839
Mulder! FBI! Drop the phaser Kirk, I have a few questions....
Kirk never really got into that kinky JUMPSUIT look.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
Cats: They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
"Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac
If I couldn't use Desqview I'd jump out a Window
Strive to Bend, Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! -- Geordi LaForge
If you see it, grab it!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
Darn! There goes my beeper!
Hello, this is a Qmodem Connection!
Captain, I protest! A AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf)
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Happy Holidecks," said Worf in his Santa suit.
Batman, was around here somewhere
"Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort." - Picard
Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit
WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
Cats like WINdoze, it seems to attract Mice...
It's not how long you make it...it's how you make it long
"Whatever you do, don't exercise."
"Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant."
For $1,000,000 free - call 1-800-627-%........+NO CARRIER
Where know tagline as gone before....
What the hell, put all your eggs in one basket.
Drugs are for people who have no imagination!
SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People!
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
SPAM...[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
I'm never wrong I have a retrospectoscope.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
***WARNIG!*** Tagline Theft Alram Acitve
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
Def: Masochist: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Riker to Holodeck: Woman, 23, Hot.
Deja Stew: leftovers
"Was it food, or was it Memorex?" -- Yakko
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
(°°) Any fool can make a rule. (°°)
L.A.P.D. card deck: 51 Clubs and a Spade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the baby's candy.
Just in. UFO takes @LN@... More after the Hockey game.
Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
Epitaph for an Atheist: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Thereisonlysomuchyoucansayusingjustfifty-sevenletters. Use Tag-X Pro!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
Looks like we're all in the same boat -- Geordi
Head cheese with Velveeta? YUMMMMMMMM!
"How DOOO you do?" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
LANS and Tables and Bytes.............oh my!
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Throw keyboard out window to continue.
Real SysOps aren't hypocrites.
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
DM Advice: The rules shouldn't.
Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER
Oh, well, I, um, uhh, gee, ahh, nevermind.
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works.
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
"Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work." - Boomer
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
"Goodnight unto you all, *MWAH*!" Yakko "Goodnight everybody!" Dot
Women: You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook!
Type ATDT 911 for more Help.
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
"Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled.
Tactics: Breath freshener for dyslexics.
Isn't this alt.off-topic?
"Humans aren't good engineers?" - O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora
"Bother," said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
IANAL..................I Am Not A Lawyer
Down with categeorical imperatives!
Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
This is your brain on HydraCom.
By the way, what does BTW mean?
Are you 65+? Love beans? Yer an old gasser!
Fortunately for me, reading Usenet is a job requirement.
"If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*."
"Save it for the Jack LaLane show!" - Slappy
Why don't they make a 50 pound bag of M&M's?
Never end a sentence, a preposition with.
The real world is a special case.
Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction, send software.
I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
Dahmer meals: Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes
Simulation hackers DO IT with models.
"If you're not on the official list, you can't go!" - Death (Animaniacs)
PCZ port 4 speed 2400 rz nyuk nyuk nyah nyah
Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget.
Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make...
"Shouldn't have looked, boy." - Crow
a buffalo herd....
"Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!"
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries.
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
Murphy was an optimist!
Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk
Nothing makes a vacation seem better than hindsight.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
Tremble, thou heathen; the Moderator cometh!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, free beer!
Bring Windows to it's knees: Start an application *
In other words, you don't _REALLY_ understand it either?
Printer paper is always strongest at the perforation.
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
ROTF...................Rolling On The Floor
Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
They don't call me "good" for nothing!
Only the rich have distant relatives.
Don't forget: Abscess makes the heart grow fonder.- Groucho Marx
Dial 911, make a cop come.
Gotta run... the cat's caught in the printer again!
Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen!
Doesn't have all his dogs barking.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh, but DON'T buy from his sponsors.
If Ciaro is so friendly, why is it full of Muslim terrorists?
Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
My blood type? Why... Folgers! Of course.
Blockade?? What blockade??!
├÷µï╚R2÷╤Γ╤Γï┬╤Γ+SQmαTï≤Ñg is eating my taglines.
"The force will be with you...always."
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
Philosophy: Vanity multiplied by itself.
I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg. I think I'm in the wrong universe.
The story of my life: To live every day of it!!!
DS9 meets Moonbase Alpha: Odo + Maya = Love at first ooze.
My wife says "Dust is a wood preservative."
"Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!"
Life is full of undocumented features!
"HELLOOOO, Pixie!" - Wakko
Put the cat out? But it's not on fire!
ANS
I
NSANITY
This morning I distinctly heard snap, crackle %&*! you. -- G. Carlin
We need more unemployed politicians.
Why are there so many fools on the road?
Bananas make great slippers!
If you don't know how to spell a word, how do you find it
This mind intentionally left blank.
One man's folly is another man's Leica.
I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.
An armed society is a polite society.
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Clowns do it for laughs.
╘════ gentlemen..start your debuggers..═════╝
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
You're sitting on my luncheon meat.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." - Q
If Picard ever proposed to a lass he'd say...Engage!
I dream things that never were and ask, "Huh?"
Is it better to call cat taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Can anyone take a HINT??????
This does not exist.
Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER
If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
"Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
Are you as tired of this thread as I am?
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
If I were you, who'd be me?
»∞√╘╘h╖ñ ÄC■hanks for hanging up, dear.
No! Not the Knights who say 'Ni'!
Don't sneak up in front of me like that!
Pee Wee's favorite baseball team: the Expos.
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is cool!
CONNECT 3.23/DRQ/MNP
Have you sunk a floater today?
Red-head mating call: "HEY! I SAID I'm DrUnK!"
That one will GROAN on you for a few weeks!
Difference between Monochrome and SVGA: About $400!
Crazy as all get out.
Load the .357, bubba, we got us a lane change up ahead!
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
MS Windows....Symbolism without Substance!
@TO - A fool's fool.
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
"Kira, how many people did you kill?" -- Dax
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Yoda?
Dammit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot.
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it
God,put device=tolerance.sys in your config.sys next time
Go away, you've annoyed me enough today!
Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights also..
I had a girlfriend around here somewhere?.....
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
- This space for Rent -
I'm not paranoid, I've just got enhanced consciousness.
"I'll have Mr. Excitement eating out of my hand. "--Uhura
Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!
Dyslexic atheists don't believe in a dog.
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.
Luna, the moon, is sister to our Mother... -- Miranda Wayfarer
i hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS!!
Mr Sandman, send me a dream, make her the cutest, tightes
No one else pays attention to you, so why should I?
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
ALERT! ALERT!... No, it's TWO Lerts!
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
If God is Love, and Love is Blind, is Ray Charles God?
Bother! said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon.
NO, FIDO! DON'T CHEW ON THAT WIRk NO TERRIER
The creature appears hostile! -- Calvin
Simple solutions for a weird age.
Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor.
YKYBITTL When "Bother, Said pooh" is in your normal vocabulary!
When the cat is gone...the mice come out to stretch.
Tagline Voting Poll: Press ALT-H for @FROM@.
Megahertz--when something is really painful
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
"I'll have to convert to floating point," Tom realized.
The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
Tag-X Pro steals taglines..... not me!
Oxymoron: Government aid.
About four years ago -- no, it was yesterday...
Breath Saver: Sit down and SHUT UP!
The Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.
I'm just a victim of coircumstance! - C. Howard
Hail the Silver Rose, the Paw Princess, Sasha!
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
Each day provides its own gifts.<Freedman>
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and.
Eat yogurt and get culture...
When I'm finally proclaimed Emperor, this will change.
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" - Alf
He who laughs last has not been told the terrible truth.
...know your ASCII from a hole in the ground.
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
Confused me too, and I said it !
"Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
Let us have faith that right makes might. - Lincoln
The Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Teams.
Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator.
And there they ate the minstrels. (yeaaaa!)
"You X-Men sure don't believe in dull moments do you?"
I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog.
Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo
Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo
Real sysops don't change the name of their board every month.
I hate my Mom but I honor her anyway!
Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes.
Hey! This coat goes on backward!
Friends encourage friends to use Windows...under OS/2!
Mangle-oid: victim of Baum's Syndrome
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the dog???
Those whom the gods love grow young.
I feel a random act of violence coming on...
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
"Bother," said Pooh as he admitted being a FBI informant.
Error: this virus requires MS-Windows95. Install? (Y/n)
Always avoid generalizations.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
"Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no LSD or PCP. Bummer.
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Def: Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
This machine is an instrument of terror
How slowly one comes to understand anything!<Sarton>
You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
Yo mamma might of wrote this.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Windows NT: The newest way to turn your P5 into an 4040!
Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show.
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
GODISNOWHERE
All animals are created equal, but some more than others.
Why does free love cost so much?
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
OXYMORON : Kosher pork
Pine Trees are fine trees!
The world, as we know it, has come to an end.
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work I go!
You must let her see the fire in your eyes! ... Worf
Volem missatges en català!!!
Have you oppressed your peasants today?
Bother! said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill.
"The Greasy Spoon" ─ by Chris Coe
Def: Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
This tagline censored by the Moderator <snicker>.
If it's in good taste, then I've failed.
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
Never wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.
Bother! said Pooh and twited his moderator.
I'd rather be playing X-Wing!
He who dies with the most of anything is still dead.
Windows: A colorful clown suit for DOS.
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
FSR: Form Skip and Runaway
"I see the beauty." - Butt-Head
You can't fire me - Slaves have to be sold
"I want to learn more about baloney!" - Dot
Daddy, what does Formatting 90% mean?
When life hands you lemons, make strawberry daiquiris.
Voting for Clinton = buying a round trip on the Titanic.
"Last mistake you'll ever make" - Luke Skywalker
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
< Tagline removed to avoid embarassment. >
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Oxymoron: Politically Correct
Def: Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Tagline (c) 1991. Unauthorized duplication prohibited!
If you don't STOP IT I'll shall have to shoot you.
Cat advice; take time to eat some flowers.
Def: Crash: Normal termination.
Tandy: You can buy better, but you can't pay more!
TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
"Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!" -- Harry Mudd
If two apples make a pair, how come two ferrets make a full house?
"I will have a cabinet that looks like America" - Clinton.
If it doesn't fit Force it, if it Breaks replace it!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"That was going to be my question" - Troi
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
Confusion creates jobs.
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
Phone 1-800-4BLONDE for information
Post-meonpausal woman's mind is virtually uncharted territory.<Walker>
Welcome to the Roseanne Arnold Fan Club BBS! @!#$&!@#$* NO CARRIER
++ ++ Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat!
Def: Nanosecond: Mork's stunt man.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - s.w.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
At least Pee Wee wasn't *talking* during the movie!
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
Man, that lightning sounds clo#.#.! &^#..##. NO CARRIER
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" -- Force
Not Shampoo, but the *real* Pooh!
Oxymoron: preliminary conclusion
Is a language without GOTOs Wirthless?
Why can't life have a Snooze button?
My other computer is a 586 - 90 (yea, right)
Mulder: That girl... -- Scully: Who? Jessica Hawn?
"The only GOOD nakalene, is a DEAD nakalene!" Londo
What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interupt driven.
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail! Worf
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Why is nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth?
Do you smoke after interfacing with the computer?
"How long do you think I have, Odo?" -- Kira "Long enough." -- Odo
To fight Vader in MKII, insert 50 quarters and reset the machine...
Vios con dios!
Message acknowledged -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
"The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual..."
Elevator men do it on all floors
All exceptions are bull, except for this one...
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
OXYMORON : Linear curve
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
Lighten up! It's JUST a tagline!
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Drink your coffee! There are people in India sleeping!
If you're not making waves, you're not rowing the boat.
Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible
Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness.
Back to the crush there. Hurry let us rush there!
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
If teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stay in
Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting.
Def: Sleep: An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Windows Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
"Given the options, we'll audition!" - Yakko Warner
You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.-Q to Riker
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??
Formatting Drive A: FAILED! Trying Drive C:
AD&D Famous Last Words: Was I the only one who heard that click?
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Policewomen do it with nightsticks.
Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations in Cascadia.
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Our men in uniform are our country's SOLDIERS - not our SLAVES.
Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
222B or not 222B - S'one confused about S.Holmes' address
A dollar earned is a penny saved...after Clinton.
AD&D Famous Last Words: A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter.
Superior morality. -Q to Picard
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Start mail download. Grab a beer. Watch some football: Multitasking.
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" -- McCoy
Fify bucks, same as downtown!
Beavis of Borg: "You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh."
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home.- Groucho Marx
The squadron is upping it's standards.. So up yours!!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Pit Bull...
CAT! GET AWAY from the monitor! Geezzzz!
Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid.
GATE.GRD found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)UN!, (V)iolent site gag?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
Caught myself etching "Gates" into a .357 shell casing.
A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download." - Rhett Sysop
TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED. BURN BEFORE READING.
"Yeah...I love the Wheel of Morality...*MWAH*" -- Wakko
Life goes on, such as it is - Picard
So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
Insert Quarter to continue..#..NO CARRIER
As funny as a plutonium pizza.
Clinton defense #16: If I raise taxes it'll be easier to cut 'em!
I'm good with kids, but I'm better without them!
Living is making choices - Picard
Die Hard: With a Virus
Why are there no tan M&M's?
I will incontinently drown myself.
Madness takes its toll. Please use exact change.
Buffalo Bob of Borg - "What time is it? Assimilation time!"
I never thought I'd be running from a giant snowflake.
"I am NOT overreacting! I'm a teen-ager!" -- Katie Kaboom
I must have a mind like a steel sieve!
Winning isn't the most important thing-it's the only thing!- J Caesar
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
MR. WIZARD!!! I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet!
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?
A little cognitive flexibility goes a long way.
"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
Do not believe anything I haven't said.
Any change looks terrible at first.
SHUSSTAFFEL!!!
"Information Superhighway" anagram #1: New utopia? Horrifying sham.
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers".
Honest teacher! A virus really DID eat my homework!
Is It True That Al Gore Once Had A Near Life Experience?
Anti-theft device ***DISABLED*** tagline stolen
What the heck happened here??!!
We have no crime after dark. SWAT Teams? Vampires.
I have a really bad feeling about this...
Def: Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
"Oh, great, a chasm. Okay, who's got the rope?"
Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
I am not your enemy. Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn.
Oxymoron: dull shine
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
If anyone has an idea why I do this, keep it to yourself.
"If it happens, it must be possible." - The Unnamed Law
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
Won't work? Do you have a problem with that?
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
This score just in: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible. - Q
007 of Borg: Licence to Assimilate.
Read 'em the CD ROM Riot Act!
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH
Jesus, Toto, let's lay off the windowpane, OK?
Hmmm...hockey or boxing? Same tickets, anyway...
Thump! Thump! Bang! Bang! Thump! Bang! Thump! Bang!
"Fire? Fire?!? What do you expect to accomplish?" -- Recoil
"Just Do Do." --Nike bumper sticker (found in Oregon)
"He confided in me before he ran out of breath." - The Crow
It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
That's it! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
"Be there. Aloha." - Steve McGarret
Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
"What do you mean 'We're enroute to Babylon 5'?" - Picard
Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a Business?
Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk.
Hackers DO IT in batches.
For that rundown feeling - jaywalk.
Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
Oxymoron: honest politician
<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
Impeach the Clintons now. Avoid the rush!
"I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad?"
Experience is usually the result of bad judgement.
Little dollinck. Alvays fetful.
The Cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco...
Delenn is a member of the Gray council
Nothing is so smiple that Hewgill can't screw up.
ERROR: Tribble.dat full
I'm the boss. My cat said so!!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
To a Fundie, "family values" means bigotry and intolerance.
"The continuum didn't think you had it in you." - Q
Everybody loves some bawdy sometime...
# XXXX ■ I *TRIED* to register it!
┌o-∩-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney.
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
He is playing hockey with a warped puck
If a felon is one who commits a felony, God is an iron.
The restaurants in hell only serve tofu.
The best insurance against car accidents is a Sunday afternoon nap
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Deja BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.
"Open Channel D..." - Napoleon Solo, The Man From UNCLE
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
If you got it, play with it.
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf
Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours; but not the same 8 hours.
Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
All writers write "in spite of".<Alther>
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
"No! Not back to food inspection!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"Swindler and con man!" Kirk "Entrepeneur!" Mudd
PLEASE LEAVE TAGLINES BLANK AT ALL TIMES!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
May your glass never be empty & your life always bubbly.
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. L. Long
"Guess you noticed WE invented pizza." - Yakko Warner
URA Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
It's Rodham Hood! She steals from everyone and gives to the gov't!
"You could use a good kiss!" - Han Solo
In a bad mood? Soap windows!
Doesn't matter ... The pay's the same ...
Animani-DOS 3.30: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame it on your sibs?
And we shall throw your money at the problem ■ Liberals 1:93
Mÿ mà¢hïⁿê häs Ælzhëïmèr's -- ⁿôt êñöùgh mémörÿ.
Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat.
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
Oxymoron: Military Justice.
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away!
This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.-H. Cosell
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
Reality is a mass hallucination.
Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?
I am Magoo of Borg. You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again.
I will not show off -Bart
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
"I know pain at the molecular level." - The Crow
How come Bill never speaks when Hillary's drinking water?
I'd rather be on a continuing mission.
Pooot ze Candle beck!!!!
"Egad Brain! Isn't @TO@ a human?" - Pinky
Definition of Macintosh: An IBM wannabe...
Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Documentation is for people who can't read.
We've all been here before - Riker
Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
Graduate of the Ted Kennedy Stunt Driving Academy
Find God?!? Why? Is He missing?
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
How do women get minks? Same way minks get minks.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Join the Group Mind - become a Borg
Folks who have no vices have few virtues.
Def: Documentation = admission of Failure?
Oxymoron: runs under Windows
Can elephants fly?
There are no winners in life, only survivors.
Gimme Just A Little More Time
Freya, Goddess of Love and War: If ya can't lay 'em, slay 'em!
"This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no." - Data, to Spot
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
My tagline collection can beat up your tagline collection!
OXYMORON : Open secret
Football players do it in a huddle.
Politics? They're parrot parasites, right?
"Mabye we should slay *him*." - Dot Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM! :%)
Agent provocateur extraordinaire.
A good pun is it's own reword.
Friends don't let friends use WWIVnet
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
Wanted: Sysops. Some assembly required.
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
Puns are undervalued.
Nothing will please me more than to give away Mrs. Troi - Picard
* * * <- Tribbles «*» <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as himself.
The prisoner goes downstairs, said Tom condescendingly.
"Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" - Beavis & Butt-Head on nude babes
ARMED men are citizens, UNARMED men are Greek statues!
Only YOU can prevent forest fires...
Common sense is an oxymoron.
It's lonely at the top but you eat better
Uh Toto? What'd you put in the coffee this morning?
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
You have diabetes, the doctor said sweetly.
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machinegunning the life rafts.
You can judge a man by the cartoons he watches.
Ignore your health and it will go away.
<-- Put complaints in this box.
Taglines: If you can't steal them, make them!
Stay within the lines ... the lines are our friends
Oxymoron: unusual routine
Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics.<Sun Tzu>
Another bizarre doughnut reference.
HOWARD STERN IS GOD! I WATCHED HIS PAY PER VIEW SHOW!
Help! I've fallen and I canna get up!
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Any sufficiently ingenious fool is indistinguishable from a beta-tester.
Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone.
Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind!
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
A wolf is a fox that brings flowers with him
Windows is really a user-surly interface.
I can't help it !! I'm hooked on phonics !!!
At the end, many will travel, knowledge will increase. Da
Luke Skywalker: Jedi's Honor - By West End Games
Find an impersonator who can't do Ronald Reagan.
'Ya gotta be subtle!' - M. Hammer
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
You're aggressive if you go to a singles bar in your PJ's
Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Bill Clinton *was* drafted in April 1969!
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Taglines sold separately
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
"Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file." --Holodoc
I think we can handle the situation. - Picard
W/Windows and $3000 in hardware, you can emulate an Amiga
OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
There is honor among LEEEEEEEECHES!
Why should I add to my troubles by facing reality?
BBS Tip #45: <CTRL>-<Alt>-<Del> gives you sysop access!
Won't you take me to Funky Town!
Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield? Quite. I'm ready for summer now.
Def: Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
Why can't women ever put the toilet seat back up?.
If so, add this new one I just came up with:
Mr.President? Incoming, sir. Launch code?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Don't get all mushy on us, so long @LN@...
Death is certain, life isn't.
"You say you were inside robbing bank and someone stole your car?"
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
I would like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. -- Cerebus
AD&D Advice: Never turn your back on a monster.
You'll blow up the entire feromantel drive! -Riker
Lie: The program is bug free.
The older we get,the more like ourselves we become
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" Zzzzzap!
Wild blue blockers: Airline window shades.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
Lie: I really needed this.
Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga!
Could be worse...could be raining...
There is only one way to console a widow, but remember the risk. L. Long
URA Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
All great truths began as blasphemies.
"Hellooo, Pixie!" - Wakko Warner
18-Wheeler Bumpersticker: If you can't stop, smile as you go under.
ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth!
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
Just swing my broken heart to the side as you leave.....
TV Truth: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
I'll be up just after this next mes-.'.. NO CARRIER
Bad day: When the bird outside your window is a vulture.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
Join SATALQ "Sysops Against Taglines and Large Quotes"
Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free
Oxymoron: intense disinterest
Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though!
Def: Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
The Windows Energizer Bunny: It's STILL loading! And loading...
Hello, I'm a │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││, whatz yours?
Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!
:-);#>:-(:-O <---PC totem pole on its side
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt.
The Borg are coming! Quick, try to look useless!
Oxymoron: Random Choice.
Bad day: Your tagline self-destructs.
URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".
Mulder: That's a lot of firepower just to protect Mother Nature.
The primary prevaricator falls to the ultimate one.
Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a GWAR concert!
If you can't write `em, Steal `em. Tagline Thieves Local 46.
Monkey in a blender: Rhesus Pieces
Let's get two-dimensional! <Troi>
Feminizm is the mother of dementia.
I can completely understand DOS & Women. Equally.
Deja Due: The feeling you've paid that library fine before.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
A loose chip on the micro processor.
"Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" -- Blindside
Chestnuts: a painful, embarrassing condition.
Thanks, Dave!
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
Not all men are fools. Some use Windows
Someday you will look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Oxymorons: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
"OK, ok! Good pet!..." - Scratchansniff
"What's this about lime-flavoured oil rubs?"--Lwaxana Troi
The copying's over: The FAT table sang.
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
LIE: This program is bug free.....
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths"
"Hillary, where's my college yearbook? I need more staff."
"Sorrows come, not singly, but in battalions..." - The Crow
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
CoSysop Wanted: Must have good oral skills.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Down with categorical imperatives!
ERROR #A006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
Good thing I'm blond, nobody notices my gray hairs.
Stupidity got us here, it can get us out.--Will Rogers
Real readers let you use fifty-seven character taglines!!
While the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Everyone likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass
Never call a man a fool, borrow from him.
Odin loves the little Vikings, all the Vikings of the world...
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
Stay tuned as the Flames smoke @FN@'s team.
One opinion, worth what you paid for it. :-)
Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
No beds! They can't have any beds!
if a > b and b > c, then what's c:\>
Old Cops Don't Die-They Go to Dunkin Donuts to REGROUP
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)orget it . . .
Life, love & laughter...what priceless gifts we give our children.
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
Fire, of course...
Every politician has a price. Some hold bargain sales.
Save the Whales! Collect the whole set!
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd
My name is @TOFIRST@, and I'm a werewolf...
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
74% of all quoted statistics are made up on the spot.
Ivo Andric - Serbia's first Nobel Laureate
It's been nice meeting you, and nicer to see you leave.
"Press to test." <click> "Release to detonate."
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TOLAST@s?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force...
Hmmm. I feel like being annoying today, and since it's Sunday.... (EG)
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
Every time I go on a diet, the first thing I lose is my temper.
Go ahead, speak your mind. The silence will be golden!
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
The Time Travel Seminar will be held last week.
and Galactic Warzone version 2
Never rely on a person who uses party as a verb.
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
Def: Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician.
File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt ò.ó
Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted!
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up somewhere.
I'm not tense, just terribly *A*L*E*R*T*
I'll have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup with rat.
My taglines take big bytes!
Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!"
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR newsgroup ROOAARRR!
C:\> sweep echo y | del *.*_
Hardware hackers DO IT with emitter-coupled logic.
Find Emitt P. Nervend
Income is a small matter to me - especially after taxes
" " -- Marcel Marceau.
No reward is worth this! -- Han Solo
URA Redneck if you own a denim leisure suit.
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Help! I can't find the ANY key!
I'd sleep with you if I thought it would help.
If at first you dont succeed, forget skydiving.
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. -- Yoda
No temptations can ever be measured by the values of its object.
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!
"Hey Butt-Head! These things cost money!" - Beavis
"My dog loves people. But mostly he gets canned dog food."
T TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
Dunebogey: Golf course sand trap.
Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- Sysop Not Loaded.
Prevent stolen taglines. Use dumb ones like this.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant.
Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything".
Create your own reality: Be a Conservative!
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Is God 1/2, i, e, pi, 0, 7/10?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Bachelor: One who never Mrs. a girl.
I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died.
For the last time - stop it! - I knew you'd weaken!
Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn
I'm sagging, and I can't get them up!
Tumor - A extra pair
I will not drive the principal's car -Bart
That parrot is definitely deceased!
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter Picard
Def: Idiotacracy: The form of government used in the U.S.
National Healthcare: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
Why are there no white M&M's?
Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
No user serviceable parts inside.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny...
"It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs"
URA Redneck if you still believe a woman's place is only in the home.
God lacks grandchildren.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
Aristotle was all wet!
Evolution: God's way of issuing upgrades.
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Say it with flowers - Send a Triffid.
Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant.
How did the blonde kill the bird? Threw it off a cliff.
Its hip to be square. -- Huey P. Lewis
Tribble: <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inh
You have just won a trip on the E! Phone 1-8&^ NO CARRIER
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut.
FOR SALE...Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once.
free the EXPLOSIVE FUNERAL NEWS thread!
Sure I believe in God, who do you blame?
All work and no play will make you a SysOp.
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
Universe Corrupted - Unable to recover Reality...
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
NAAAAAAAAH!
Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
I'm ambidextrous. Equally clumsy with either hand.
How to Be a Lame Duck in Three Years by Bill Clinton
Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.
Def: Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure.
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Something will have to be done, something irresponsible.
"I'm McDonald," he said archly.
My Canada includes Doug Flutie.
If BS were white, Texas would pass out skis!
Blondes do it all the time, it's a gift!
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
OXYMORON : Fresh exhaust
If buttheads could fly, this place would be an airport.
This tagline may be freely distributed.
Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet...
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
"Get the magic wand!" "Right-O!"
As funny as a traffic ticket.
c
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taglines?
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
This computer protected by an attack tagline.
Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure.
Confused? I shouldn't wonder. - LaCroix
"Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully.
Borgus & Butt-head: "Huh huh You said assimilation!"
Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, meet me in holodeck 2.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
Captain @TOLAST@!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
"Virtue is a relative term." -- Spock
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
Elvis snores.
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. -- R. Clopton
Cat Problems: Getting tail caught in doors.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
God loves you and he is going to send you to Hell.
Spock, that man is a politician. Set phasers on KILL!!
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
Oxymoron: impossible possibility
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I've a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?
REAL men know where to come.
I am Wowbagger of Borg. The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
You play the accordian? How good a bard can you be?
Windows of Borg - "Your patience will be assimilated!"
Black holes are out of sight...
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
"You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." - Porky of Borg
FS: Feign Sleep
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Why does the other line always move faster?
Never invoke the Moderator unless you want him to appear!
Who says you can't quote ANSI?
If Windows could talk: Hold on... Don't rush me...
Conan: Shorthand derivative for "Conehead".
URAT, if The Picard Manuever (shirt tug) is a family trait.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri...
"Now, for the last and most intense move..." - Butt-Head
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
"He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!"
Starving...will work for online access (or food)
Shabon Spray! Akuryou Taisan! Moon Tiara Action!
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
"You ALWAYS beat me!" - Dot
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Locked coathanger in car; good thing I had a key.
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
Did your mother start you off on acid as an adolescent?
The graveyards are full of indispensable deviates.
"Foot Coverings" ─ by Sue Sansox.
BBS Tip #4: Download *.* for a complete list of files available.
DAYCOUNT = DAYCOUNT + 1 : DOLLARCOUNT = DOLLARCOUNT + 1
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable
"I sound like this: Badabing, BADABOOM!" - Pesto
PC RAID - Kills program bugs dead!
Famed psychic's head explodes. (See page 12)
Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
Life... is a series of dogs.
I'd give you a tagline, but the Ferrengi blew up my message base.
Bother! said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
Do you know about @FROM@ who guards the Cave of Knowledge
OXYMORON : Country club prison
My pleasure. Here's a few more:
C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
RATED (G) for GRIN
"Cute rots the intellect." - Garfield
URA Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
Save the Hobby! BOYCOTT KINGPIN COMICS!
Def: IBM: Corporate motto: I've been moved.
If it's working, take it apart and find out WHY!!!
"This is Beverly. DOCTOR Beverly. DOCTOR BEVERLY CRUSHER!!"--Picard
No moderator? Lets chat about Windows!
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SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
This tagline recommended for mature readers.
Def: Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Message? What message? I thought those were extended taglines.
Let's put Clinton on Mt Rushmore; he's already stoned!
Help the economy...buy something expensive
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
640k = 4480k in dog bytes.
For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
BBS Tip #7: For a faster response, address your mail to GUEST USER.
The last minute is always the most productive!
I want to see my father now! Now, now,now,now! -Picard
Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act like a blonde!
Why do the users always pick on us moderators. <Waaah!>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
In a bad mood? Unscrew the salt shaker lid!
Money talks. Mine just keeps saying "goodbye!"
CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
"Luke... use the mouse, Luke..." - Obi-Windows
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I won't criticize the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.
Help stop overpopulation.Punch pregnant women in the guts
May the FNORD be with you!
Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
"Fixing Computer Programs" ─ by Dee Bugger
Rotflmao....isn't that an ancient Germanic god?
Ethernet: Device used to catch the ether bunny.
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
Def: Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp!
Oxymoron: dry heaves
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
Clintax/Bore; Gone in 4!
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Def: Recursive (rï-kûr-sïv) adj: See 'recursive.'
This is a stolen tagline
Bad day: When the fortune teller refunds your money.
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <BONK> - Scotty
<<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2... I promise!!!! >>>>>>>
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
▄▀▄▀▄▀ Tag-X Pro - The ultimate tagline manager ▀▄▀▄▀▄
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (W)eep, (S)ob?
LIbErals will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us--not just pretty words.
"Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Bimbitude: State of being a bimbo.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
WARNIG! Hex dump in progess
Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
How come the AT&T logo looks like the Death Star?
You showed admirable restraint for one so small. ■ Worf
"The greatest fear is the fear of the unknown." -- Hamza, Nagaraja
When in doubt, take all the defaults.
Al Bundy for President!!!!!
Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you, SKATE FASTER!
Hi. I'll be your tagline today.
Don't bash the Clintons - they do a good job of it themselves.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
Def: Node: was aware of
I've never met a blonde Swedish woman in her 20s I didn't like.
Dream Job #6: Ambassador to FANTASY ISLAND..!
"It kinda tickles. I mean, as Bio-Electric Furies go."
FCJ: Feed Card and Jam
Where do these stairs go? --- They go up.
"Justice isn't blind... she's cross-eyed!" -- Yakko Warner
Science Cures Apathy: so far no one cares.
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
a mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido yay yay
You're letting the mutton dry out! Tom lambasted.
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's session is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
Hayes Smartmodem - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness...
"Whoa! Sneakier than advertised!" - Yakko
You...called me...Picard! - Picard
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
Is Bill Clinton really "Dave" (on drugs)?
"It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose" - Picard
Was I suppose to take the Fish out of the Bag?
Clinton's tax form. "How much did you make? $_______ Send it in.
I [] QEdit!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
A man is only as young as the woman he feels!
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
It's the Blue Parrot Cafe, and you're buying - Picard
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around
How come only friends step on your new sneakers?
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Why are half moons cut in the top of paper grocery bags?
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
Tagline::~Tagline() { screw this tagline; }
URA Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
There will be vice as long as there are the Bruins.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
MESSAGE (n): tagline carrier.
How do you get Schroedinger's Cat _into_ the box?
Don't anybody move... I just lost my mind!
POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*
To boldly annoy, in ways none have annoyed before.
If that's all it's for, then why is there a wall around it?
Miskatonic University "Class of 1767"
One modem said to another: mind showing me your bits?
"I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts." - Butt-Head
URA Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
Oxymoron: anarchy rules
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Clinton: "Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?"
...carving me own niche in mediocrity...
Bother! said Pooh... I need a sauce for Piglet.
Sometimes, Diane, you just have to bow to the absurd. - Picard
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
Professionals are predictable, the amateurs are dangerous.
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
AD&D players do it for the experience.
If dogs do the dog-paddle, what do Wookiees do ?
LamBORGini: The car that really assimilates the road!
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?
If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
Babylon 5 is open for business.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.
Deja Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.
For some reason the little Whalers make us laugh.
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Jonses ? - I can't keep up with the Simpsons !
Everything about this seems wrong. - Picard
Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?
If I had an XT every time I heard that one, I'd be rich !
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Locutus of Borg - "Do you have any Earl Grey Tea?"
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. -- Worf
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
Life is short. Play hard.
Words of wisdom from the POWERS that be.
BLUE HARVEST : HORROR BEYOND IMAGINATION...
"Out of register space (ugh)" - vi
"Hey Butt-Head, change it or kill me." - Beavis
Win95: 95 = The space it takes on your hard drive.
003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end HoloDoc program."--HoloDoc
Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from!
Retreating enemy are just falling back to regroup and counter-attack.
If nobodys perfect then I must be sombody.
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
I take things lightly. Up, up, up yours, and away!.
A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
"How long do I hold him here?" -- Odo "Forever." -- Sisko
I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle.
Did I _REALLY_ say that?
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.<Antrim>
Bother! said Pooh and he twit filtered his moderator.
Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up!
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
"You asked for it, dude...." - Butt-Head
There's a leak in his ceiling
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Money doesn't talk: It screams obsenities -B.Dylan
Seventy-five cents off the lemon?
Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses actually DO something!
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.<Parker>
Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' -Bart
"The clothes have no emperor." - C. A. Hoare, about Ada.
Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>?
Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
"Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there." - Crow
From one feeler to another
Kats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
Eye of newt... Toe of frog... Tongue of Barney...
Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap.
Free the Terran 5 Billion
Bother! said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton.
"L'shana Tova." [To a good year] - Hebrew
If Jesus lives, does this mean no more Easter holiday?
Keep smiling, there is always hope... (:-)
"Its forever, *now*." - The Crow
Clinton's Cabinet: FBI, John Gotti.
Experience=a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served....
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Oxymoron: political embarrassment
²1 Ent. A Subsidiary of Bogus Mfg., Inc.
Confucious Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
Scratchansniff's Head ■ Was that thing lumpy or what?!
Hey sailor! Hey sailor!
Def: Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
They're shoe mirrors. Why do you ask?
Do witches with computers use spell checkers?
Ford of Borg: At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1.
Clinton: Symbolism over Substance
What do you think he really meant?
4>Truth is strange but fiction creates jobs.
Do not approach me unannounced! -- Worf
A few cans short of a six pack.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet - Lebowitz
· ·∙■·∙■·∙■ Tagline void where inhibited. ■∙·■∙·■∙·
Brain on vacation, body on autopilot.
Mr. McGee, I don't wanna play anymore Mr. McGee.
I just gotta write some new taglines...
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
Loose nut on keyboard -- system halted
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
--X-- : You are Here
"I am Dude of Borg! Prepare to be... Whoa! Babes!!!"
"I know zat sayink. It wus inwented in Russia." - Chekov
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of *extraterrestrials*?
HEY! Christian Fascist! Get your hands of my Lord!!
Sauerbraten: Moody children.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
Good grief, it's @TIME@ ! I gotta get a life
Useless Invention: Low-calorie PowerBar.
May ye be bitten only in daylight.
Bother! said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Even a noseless dog can stink.
Registered member, Tagline Thieves Local No.902
If you wake up Sleepy & Grumpy, you must be Snow White.
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
R6000: Stack overflow. Dolly, is that you?
Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey.
Oxymoron: Practical Joke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
"Where to Find Islands" ─ by Archie Pelago
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Catholic girls, they never confess...
REALITY.SYS CORRUPTED: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
There are two types of people--I'm not either of them.
It allows me to see. And I like it just fine -- Geordi
Nice thing about a tagline file: no disagreeable opinions.
This is a tagline. This is ONLY a tagline..BEEEEEEPP!
DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek.
The Greatest Persuit of all is the Persuit of Why.
Too much free time? Become a SysOp...
: TAGLINE ."This is a tagline!" ;
Grave diggers die to do it.
I want Demi Moore for Christmas.
Pooh Taglines
In a bad mood? Hoard overdue library books!
ECHO 'Hello... Hello... Hello...'
"The Big Wave" ─ by Sue Nami
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar said Et tu Poohte?
I am a BBSaholic ...
Can you teach an old moderator new tricks?
I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on.
Artificial Intelligence:For those who lack the real thing
I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
Windows: A kolossal kludge.
"The food's great, but the service STINKS!" - Yakko
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
OXYMORON : Self-help groups
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
An insane learner learns strange lessons.
Wow! Smoke a joint to become the president!
Rejected Pitbull meals #3: Cooper fans
My beard grows faster on a full moon.. Wonder why???
URA Redneck if your mother's been in a fistfight at a sports event.
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
Deja Boo: The feeling you've been scared to death in a past life.
The Spotted Owl and Snail Darter Cookbook. Ummm Ummm GOOD!
Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it...Vogue!
YKYHW: You realize you never sleep anymore.
Your time is about to logoff. Please expire.
Error #56: Nut loose on keyboard.
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
Oh, bother. --Pooh.
"Let me do the talking." - Yakko
Famous Last Words #77: "I missed with a natural 20?"
REAL men sleep in the wet spot!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ay Kaddish?
Smile, it makes you feel better... :) :) :) :) :)
"What is Conservatism?" -- Lincoln
"Apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko Warner
"What is the meaning of life?""Cereal, magazine or game?"
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end.
Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
AD&D Last Words: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
To err is human, to forgive is insane...
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Sorry, gotta go. My regeneration is starting.
Book 'em, Danno!
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"-Han Solo
Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Hypertagline...er, tagtree?
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. -- C3PO
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem....
When I figure it out I'll let you know.
Nugloo: Single continuous eyebrow that covers the entire forehead.
C:\>cd Bob C:\Bob>HUMOR File not found ((A)bort (R)etry (F)ail?).
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
"Hey, you know, I think I could learn to like tribbles." Kirk
No bugs, no Windows, I don't NEED no stinking Windex!
I'd remember my tagline, but my brain is Swiss Cheesed
Ah, I'm sorry sir--the cat's eaten it.
In the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
I think I will plan being spontaneous tommorow
Famous Last Words #21: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
can't you believe?" -- Fox Mulder
Oxymoron: Good Government
Fate protects fools, children and ships named Millennium Falcon.
Clinton's proctologist called - his head is ready.
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do it.
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
Why can't we just spell it orderves?
Stick a fork in it and find out!
I write the taglines that make the whole world sing...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.
Yo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
We are Siamese if you please... *(0.0)* *(0.0)*
"Data threw up?" "<nod> Something about a data overflow error..."
That's when I reach for my pocket nuke.
Huh? Where am I? ...and why am I in this handbasket?
Def: Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
The best kind of cat toy has a person on one end.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! - Leia
T'Pring, T'Pow, T'Pooh: The sound a Vulcan makes while shooting.
When things look dark, hold your head high so it can rain up your nose.
FARMERS plant it deep
I may not be right, But I'm LOUD!
She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
This tagline Copyright 1992 David B. Hawthorne
I walk without a cut through a stained glass wall...
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
We just want the FAX ma'am...Keep the photo copier
Life is a patchwork ...scraps of pleasure and despair.<Bronaugh>
They're going to call this the Hill/Billy administration!
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
Religion & are spring from the same root & are close kin.<Cather>
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
I'm not a mercenary--killing's more of a hobby with me.
Oxymoron: half dead
Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators).
Fools to the left of me,feeders to the right; I need a REAL job!-Londo
"Did you know there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko Warner
"He's a chicken, Dad! A giant chicken! He'll peck my eyes out!"
Convenital..........Friendly
Here kitty kitty kitty, Let's see if you're aerodynamic.
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency." - Holodoc
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
I feel terrible. - Han Solo
Today is the scene of the accident.
i want you to make me i want you to take me
I'm not wishy-washy. At least, I don't THINK so.
Clinton/Gore ERROR: Division by zero.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...
Great! My cat has been cashing my reality checks again!
Def: Paranoia: Not just an attittude but a way of life.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge.
From now on, all my friends are gonna be strangers.
FA: Failsafe Armed
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
This Tagg Line Uses Only Four Lttr Wrds!
### Borg tagline
I'm the instigator of the me generation. - MotherLoveBone
I once heard a duck-tailed platypus quack...
Put the cat out? Didn't know it was on fire.
URA Redneck if you have to move a chicken to sit on the sofa.
AU$@#%^&46F* Hey, cat! <<SMACK>> ...and stay OFF the keyboard!
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
Start at the end.
Cyberpuck: the dark future of hockey.
SUPEROXYMORON: Government worker.
"I've got to avoid stress" "Don't look in the mirror".
ERROR: LPT1: not found. Use pencil and paper.
"I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles."
Next time I will try English.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie.
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Windows: Yesterday's software...TODAY!
"We must assume we're being watched." -- Deep Throat
Purranoia: The fear that cats are out to get you!
I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
Clinton/Gore--Out In Four!
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly
"I'm looking for something in an engagement ring..." - The Crow
Dragons do it with fire!
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
Aleph-Null bottles of beer on the wall...
Hey Lush Rimblah! I have your Snapple right HERE!
Who needs a COP when we got a MARSHALL?
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
If life was picture-perfect, I wouldn't have negatives.
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart
"Bother" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
We do not refer to the Holy Trinity as Big Daddy, Junior & the Spook.
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.
and so on and so forth and what not
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline. --Tagspeare
Mary had a little lamb...with some white wine and a tossed salad
The sport is war! Total war! Where the end is a massacre!
The world was a perfect place, then came EVE.
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never.
"What does it mean, 'exact change?'" - Spock
DM's ADVICE: The rule book you want is at the bottom of the stack.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk 12 Year Old?
Call Yakko's World BBS! (1-800-WTR-TOWR)
Certified to serve!
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
This will be a day long remembered. -- Darth Vader
Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000.
Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads
Help! I'm STANDING and I can't get DOWN!
"The Human Brain" ─ by Sarah Bellum
Fido jammer:ACTIVE ╚═αΓ²ⁿ√·∙°╨τΦΘ
■ This door is baroque; please call Bach later ■
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
$hh¡ £ïsτé∩ τσ ╤hè ßí╤sτ┌êåms...╤hêy äΓë vôï¢ës αƒä┌...
You be able to sell Troi that story, but not me - Picard
Def: Seizure: a Roman emperor
Cats: Nature's pop-up targets.
Take over for us!-Yakko No way!-Wayne Way!-Yakko
May you never live to see your wife a widow
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO tried to install OS/2.
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie!
"Is that cannon fire? Or, is it my heart pounding?" -- Elsa
What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon
Why travel when you have a modem?
Say no, then negotiate.
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the Moderator on you.
Ginger's Port Ltd., 614-523-2307, The VERY Best!
HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE..
IBM&M's: They melt in your mouse, not in your hand.
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
Stealing taglines one at a time is for amateurs.
Windows: The Industry Substandard...
Don't run around the house naked, it upsets the cats.
Annoy Clinton: Present him with the facts!
Fundamentalism, n.: Fund=give money. Amentalism=without brains.
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
"So you just, like, popped in on Troi?" - Chafin
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
You're still here? Go home! - Ferris Bueller
"C'mon, sibs..." - Yakko Warner
Bread Deep De Gaderin' Gloom.
"That's a chain reaction," Tom said atomically.
Baruch Mordechai hayyehudi!
alt.greasy.pork.sammich!
#define 0x32 0x07
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
"They wish only to please me!" "Sure, once you spiked the air..."
WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
Firemen still make house calls.
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I got me a car and it's as big as a whale!
I want my Daddy! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! - Picard
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
"Wanna byte my bit?"
Garlic gum is not funny -Bart
Is flirting with a Moderator on topic?
"Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
This open hand of desire wants everything.
The 10th Doctor will be played by Elvis Presley.
"Madness" is made possible by viewers like you
"Trust no one..." -- Deep Throat
Don't even TRY to think without the proper tools.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
A fool and his money are some party!
Don't put others in their place, put yourself in their's
To learn to listen to that which is not spoken.
If I have religious power, then obviously you are corrupt
"Push the red button, and then the blue. No wait!"
BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to Sysops.
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
Firemen DO IT with a big hose.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
Flatline, n. the point at which programmers go on vacation.
"Is that all you can do? Smile?" Kirk
Fire Congress! Let's hire Juan Valdez.
Bimbob: A bimbo's boyfriend.
The greatest literature is only a dictionary out of order
Pournelle must die!
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
No... The name of my ship is the Lollipop -- Riker
This is going to take a little time to explain. - Riker
Bad command interpreter. Unable to load C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
They saved Stalin's brain - it's living in Bill Clinton.
Beat me, Whip me Make me use a Macintosh!
Windows v17.00 - Microsoft *FINALLY* got it right!
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
If Clinton & Gore were in a sinking ship, who'd be saved? America!
If it works, rip it apart & find out WHY !
Don't bogart my log, dude! -Butthead
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages.
Make the familiar, the exotic familiar.<Mikhezia>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Spock... you're such a putz.
A! Collectable Taglines #20: Minerva Mink
"PBS is pretty cool." - Butt-Head
I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill
Lake Superior is frozen - take the short cut to Canada
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
Bones in traction, hands break to hone raw energy.
OPERATOR ERROR: "Nyah, Nyah, Na Na, Nyah!"
Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
"In retrospect, not my brightest inspiration."
Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny.
See Reed Richards for all your unstable molecule needs.
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Who keeps changing the rules????
"I Love You" ... "I know" - Leia & Han
Keep up the strugle for truth, they have no idea.
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
Cats get Cup in '95!! Another CFL Cinderella Story!
Natural laws have no pity.
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
We ALL float down here...
Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Punny book: NHL Hockey, by Stanley Kupp.
Lie: I don't remember anything about it.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
This is abuse. Complaints are down the hall.
"That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked my" - C3P0
"Want to watch me make bubbles with my spit?" -- Wakko Warner
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
Abilene looks good....in my rear-view mirror!
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
Bother! said Pooh, as Earnhardt won again!
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
"You ever wonder *why* resistance is futile?" -- Rooney of Borg
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
West End Games - RR 3, Box 2345 - Honesdale, PA 18431 - (717)253-6990
Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
Dognut: The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant.
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on DV!
"Ships ahoy!" said Tom fleetingly.
I found the ANY key; it's next to the OTHER key.
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
Def: Fetish: The other guys good luck piece.
Feminizt motto: We're trying 2B trying!
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
Don't we even get a few practice semesters? -- Calvin
There are no new taglines, only recycled ones.
BMW: Break My Windows
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Telix is for kids
Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
When you vote in `96, remember: Saddam has a job; how about you?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for TV?
"It's about 90% strength and 40% technique." Walker, Wrist-Wrest Champ
"Mommy" here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
"Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko Warner
Rats 'n'......so many rats, you forget the fiber.
The days of good english had went
Bards make good cannon fodder.
If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour?
"I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko
"Your married with children, you'll never be free"AlBundy
Deja Voodoo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
Alex Haley was adopted!
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
"I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication..."
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
Going for broke: Applying for bankruptcy.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
As funny as a supernova up close.
Your statement makes for good tagline material.
Tagline cleared by U.S. military.
THINK--If you are already thinking, please disregard this message.
"Well secluded, I see all."
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
All new mail readers must be released by September 30!
And his dog SPOT.
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
Porcineflingus: The two-minute offense a losing football team runs.
WordStar is spoken here.
Lie: The phone stopped just as I got to it.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
"Politics is the art of the possible." -- Bismarck
Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Quote me if I'm wrong.
"I've studied your case and I think your best bet is a tunnel."
Girls are so weird. -- Calvin
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome.
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
That which does kill me makes me undead.
Read WHAT docs??
It's like a martini without the egg.
Figures Lie, and Liars Figure
(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
Ferret: a weiner dog who wanted to be a cat.
friends of a potentialy funny joke, just because I don't get it? <GRIN<
the new African-American UNIX interface: Malcolm X-Windows...
Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
"No wonder you're such a wuss." - Butt-Head
Be careful to never split infinitives ...
I will not trade pants with others -Bart
Def: Disk Drive: A motor for a frisbee.
It wouldn't be Christmas without a few disappointments.
Any woman is datable if you have the right tickets.
Hollowpoints: When you care enough to send the very best!
This is a job for.. AACK! WAAUGHHH!! ...someone else. -- Calvin
Civilization has always depended on courtesy rather than truth.
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
Checking total RAM... 10K total system RAM... ERROR
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God..." - The Crow
Error in CHUNG.SYS. INTEGRITY.DAT not found.
Curiosity killed the cat, but at first we suspected you.
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional .
"PC Board Repairman" ─ by Solder Medic
"With 85 previous acquittals, my client has a faultless record."
OXYMORON : Working vacation
I'm going in the house, there are too many gross dogs out
Did you forget to floss the cat?
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
You guys have got to be yanking my chain! - Lister
When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
Big Brother is watching you!
Emoticon: (:-) Smiley big-face
See the U-ka-raine from a cattle train!
"There is a great disturbance in the Force. Get his battery!" -Emperor
Love my 486/40... Thank God my wife isn't that fast!
Yo momma got so much dandruff you could build Frosty.
Redneck: not to be confused with the similar `cowboy'.
Fishing: A man's way of hiding a drinking problem.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Mulder: I saw the movie.
Why not just press enter for a few days?
Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing.
Have Hard Drive that Crashes! Will reload!
False modesty is the refinement of vanity. It is a lie.
If you are short of everything but enemy, you are in combat.
"I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!"
Why am I here? You have always been here.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)hoot it
Does Tech support mean ANYTHING?
This tag-line is --- umop apisdn !!!
To do nothing is failure.<Jenks>
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable.
"X is an integer", Tom declared.
It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
Oxymoron: leisure suit
Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you.
Adults are not wiser than children, just more cunning
If I cared to write taglines I would've written one now!
No one knows what's done is done...as if he were dead.
Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
Emoticon: |-) Geordie LaForge smiley
A good tagline is often stolen
Clinton's favorite marching tune: "IN-hale to the Chief"
Put the cat out! Why? It's not on fire
Oxymoron: operating system
Gesundheit!
"Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you." - Beavis
In a lifetime, the average cat sheds 14.95 lbs. of fur.
My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring.
Hmmmm, Lets see, first you load, no..you boot, no....you
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
Can we yell "FACT!" in a room full of fundies?
A rose is a rose is a rose is a ---'---,---{@
Oxymoron: military accountability
Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the chin.
the puck sneaks past a stunned @LN@!
The bigger your world is, the smaller the whole world!
If Einstein were alive today he'd use Telemate 4.12!
Warning: Writer of this message has a .QWK Wit...
Ad astra per aspera.
And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed
FIDO lie #XIX: I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
I get mail, therefore I exist.
"To do is to be." --Plato
Drunk Borg: "Resitance is floor-tile. Wan be sim'lated?
As funny as a shrunken head.
Architects have great plans.
Knowhutahmean, Vern?
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, you MODERATOR?
Custom is the law of fools.
Bonjour! Je suis │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
FLINTSTONES: Yabba Dabba Don't
Why, yes, I *am* a Mark Goodwin Butt-Licker!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
That was _not_ manual override-Data
Your Sysop is paging you. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.
Scully: Who is it? -- Mulder: Steven Speilberg.
"And I will defend her! From trash like you." - Sailor Moon
Criminal Lawyer....isn't that redundant?
Deja Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before.
Limbaugh: Living example of why stupid people shouldn't breed.
Rumor has it that slugs drown in beer. Slugs spread this rumor.
"Spiral! Do I own this dimension?" "Yes, yes, you own all you look at."
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
Windows 3.0 ─ No Pane ─ No Gain.
Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..
To think is human, to compute, divine.
Don't forget the Cheese !!
The newest books are those that never grow old.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do No
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Def: Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
"The Fall of a Watermelon." ─ by S. Platt
Mom went looting in LA and all I got was this dumb .signature!
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
K P L Z 1 0 1 . 5 F M * Seattle, WA
Nothing is impossible if YOU don't have to do it!
BLONDES.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses!
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
How do you know so much about swallows, sire?
AD&D Famous Last Words: They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?
A cynic searches for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
DAMN!!!! I've been found out! :-(
The superfluous is very necessary.
Oxymoron: river walk
Oxymoron: High Tech PC
If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction!
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
Real SysOps DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
My favorite part of dinner!- Riker
Man is the only animal which blushes. Or needs to. -- Twain
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
Hurry, I only have 2 minut#$&#$& #&&$ NO CARRIER
"I'm not a thief.." - Quark "You are a thief!" - Odo
SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SPAM: Silly Putty And Mud
In a bad mood? Go wild with shaving cream!
"There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤
PLEEEEEEZE, don't banish me to Chit-Chat!
If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him.
If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
"I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment", Tom visualized.
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Bother! said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: Confused.
Deja Zoo: The feeling you've been on X(A/N)TH before.
OS/2, Windows/0.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. L. Long
"The best knife is the unseen one." -- Drow Proverb
Scare a fundamentalist: Say you are a cannibal, too!
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
Oxymoron: tax refund
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of ferret taglines!
My lifetime listens to yours.<Ruckeyser>
"Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
And Remember, Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay!
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Computer users take more strokes.
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. R. B. Fuller
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
"Bother," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar.
the blind have been blessed with security
"But When Worlds Collide, said George Powell to his bride..."
Spare me the fairy tales... -- Camille, Black Fury
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
Off-line readers make sysops happy.
My friends went to Mars & all I got was this scar...
Oxymoron: military etiquette
So @FROM@, put your taglines online!
Why is it raining fish? * Rimmer
"Fill in the Box" ─ by Mark Detest
The best vacations are spent near the budget.
Oxymoron: authentic replica
"Just think I could be President" Villa
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
I'm the leader. Which way did they go?
"You don't want to see this again, boy. Let's go..." - Crow
On Christmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
Fashions are induced epidemics...
What do you call a Toronto Argo in the end zone? A safety.
Useless Invention: Low salt brine.
I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken.
It's not line noise...it's ALIEN INVADERS!
"Children's Songbook" ─ by Skip Tumalu
Non sequitur! 15 yard penalty...loss of down.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!!
They blew the Bronx away. . .
==================Taggig linje==================
Canadian football junkies - on the next Geraldo!
Better to die a hero than to live a coward. -- Wisetongue
"These things I command you, that you love one another." - John 15:17
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
All taglines are curently busy. Please try again later.
When the going gets tough, upgrade.
Heaven: Being alone with Dax playing connect-her-dots.
What if the world was flat?
"Apology accepted, Captain @LN@."
"There's always been TV. There's just more channels now." - Butt-Head
C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh
Oxymoron: Greater Good.
CLINTON - The courage to quit! ??
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saved vs poison.
Lie: It's stained. I spilled coffee on it.)
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source file.
"Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks!" -- Heinlein
"Whoisit? One of those cute little Olsen twins?" -- Yakko
Love letters are campaign promises of the heart.
I'm PINK therefore I'm SPAM!!
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
Chat, When Twinkies Mold...
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
"Uninteresting Road Signs" ─ by Bill Bored
Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Full Moon: Seymour Buns
FLR: Flash Lights Randomly
Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault!
"Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
Didn't wear ties until figured out where they point.
Gotta go, the dog is too quiet.
First, we'll kill all the programmers
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVickers
Overheard at an IRS audit...Now why don't you just drop 'em pants
Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be."
please edit your subject and add an M to Microsoft
Hell for one of the Muppets: Farfromcookie.
"Can you read music?" the bandleader asked notably.
I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion.
If you are too open minded, your brain will fall out.
This message via MAILMAN and SLMR. Give it a try.
Let him that would move the world, first move himself. Socrates
If there were no electricity, we'd all be ohmless.
Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker.
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.
I believe in the Divine Rights of sysadmins.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
DUCK (noun): National Bird of Iraq
Cats are so marvellously true to themselves.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell. - Fizba
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate!
"No wala wa!" - Oola
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." - Vader
Hillary Clinton, AKA Madam President
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
"Which bit of him would you like to see first?"
■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP> ╜»¼¡Æ NO CARRIER
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
"Terrible puppy-children are after me." - Wally Llama
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.
CAUTION: Hockey is addictive.
"The Scent Of A Man" ─ by Jim Nasium
FORD: Found On Roadside Dump
Giddyup, Beverly! Picard
"Do you enjoy the music?" Kirk "Music?" Alice 118 "Music?" Alice 2
Consult I CHING daily! C. MCMLXXXVIII JLPowers
Save the USA - IMPEACH BILLARY!
Would you like me better if I were tied down?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
CHURCH: A place where you encounter nodding acquaintances
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met. -SLR
"I am NOT on drugs!" said Tom in high falsetto.
Real sysops hate 300 baud transmission.
"Clothes for Germ Kings" ─ by Mike Robes
What do batteries run on?
Real Programmers think an 8-hour day is for sissies.
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
"Odo is not one of the Founders." -- Kira
"Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
He's the brains sweetheart...
They didn't even fight, all bets are off! Who's up next?
The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
I am Q of Borg. I'm bored...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Pray we don't alter it any further...
If the modem drops under 50 cps, it explodes. What do you do, hot shot?
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Household Pets Are a Mirror Unto Ourselves.
Full throttle, dry tank.
And God said, Let there be 14.4k baud...
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot
#include "tags.h" main() { printf("%s\r", tagline() }
Found a bug in this tagline!
2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil...
Never draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Oh, forget it! Just grab the cat and run!!!
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
What's üP?
Pass the cards, said Troi ideally.
Clap on (clap!Clap!) Clap off (Clap!)■¥»▓╜...NO CARRIER
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
Have a beignet and cafe au lait and relax.
You'll find radical Berkelium in sunny Californium.
#%$@! NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers...
Remember: An upload a day keeps the Sysop away.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
"1000 pints of Light!" - Busch
Volume in drive C has no backup
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whu
Lie: It wasn't that expensive.
Ruth is stranger than friction.
ANIMANI.COM loaded... SOCIALIF.DAT removed from memory.
Hoser = someone trying to be cool, and failing.
The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
"Worf, fire at will." *BZZT!* "Hey! Where'd Riker go?"
"Trucker's Worst Nightmare" ─ by Bridge Tulow
Something would have to be done... something irresponsible...
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there.. -- Troi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
Conservativism: An exercise in futility.
OXYMORON : Christian Science
"I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
I'm not sure I want to remember that - Riker
Q: Why should you drink apple juice? A: Because O.J. can kill you!
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
Old chemists never die; they merely smell that way...
Please tell me I'm adopted. - Calvin
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
Hey, which word unquestionably uses all 5 vowels and "y"?
Do you have any taglines that I can steal?
Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
It's been surreal, but I can't Dali now.
A confirmed cookie eater!
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." * Q
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
"Hey, Butt-Head, I think I understood something he said!" - Beavis
"Do you know any Klingon opera?" - Worf
No Dear, I Don't Love My Computer More Than You
I could get this kind of abuse at home
"We live, in a very kooky time." - Herb Blashtfalt
Jazzy says, "Wow!"
Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official.
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
"Escuse me bud" Said Mr Leeeeech "Can you spare a K ?"
May the Force be with you. Pass the ketchup.
Open WINDOWS; let BUGS in.
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
The guy with the least Taglines killed the guy with the most Taglines.
Don't quit until you find someone to blame.
Yes, this is old and stolen. (And boring.)
The sound of a SysOp reading mail: <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
DJs do it on the air.
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
In, out, in, out, Make up your bleeding mind!
Hackers DO IT reentrantly.
"I'm half Human, sir." Spock to Stocker
MOM'S HINT #181: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (P)lan a Funeral Service?
Buy Windows. We guarantee you'll be crying over the NO CARRIER!!
Celebrate freedom, read, riffing on vacation.
Dyslexic atheists: There is a Dog.
The only league where half the players earn less than its reporters.
Oxymoron: the loser guy on the pimple-cream commercial.
Ura Redneck if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Fallopian tube - part of a television.
Real sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.
Save gas: Commute by modem
Solve the problems and save you worries!
We must treat a firearm's power with caution.
DRAMS and Bill Clinton - Chips and Dip
Invest in America ... Buy a Politician.
The pall bearers are gone... NO CARRIERS
I interfaced my cat and my radio. I just got hiss.
I'm not a tagline addict. I can quit anytime. Well almost
"They are so old the legends only speak of their childer..."
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
*Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday
Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
"Olore."
How do you light up a blonde's eyes? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
Tagline out to lunch. (Back in an hour)
All my work, my life, everything is about survival.<Angelou>
Computer, increase temperature by five degrees. - Troi
I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote.
Home Safety Tip for Men #1: Don't iron naked.
Mr. @TOLAST@ gave Joy a pencil.
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
"I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." - K'ern
We are Pakled of Borg: We look for things to assimilate.
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay.
Oxymoron: tenuous lies
4am? Already? Oh no, not again!
Golfer: yells "Fore!", takes 5, write down 3.
He's a very dog to the commonality.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
I don't care what the other parents are doing.
Don't mind me. I'm dBASEd!
It was Wine,Women & Song. Now it's Beer,The Old Lady & TV
Hackers DO IT with high priority.
Been through Hell, eh? And how were they all?
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
#define class union
God bless the DLS
It ain't over 'til you read the TAGLINE!!!
Insert brain, then type
Bother! twittered Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Clinton: 60's Flower Child/90's Blooming Idiot.
Ura Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.'
Twit *.*, typed the Moderator, smiling...
Only borrow from pessimists--they don't expect to be paid back.
He who lives by the sword kills those who don't.
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
"C++" should have been called "D".
Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve
As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.
I leech taglines too!
Golfers do in on the green.
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
"I guess their parachutes didn't open." -- Mulder
"I Like Liquor" ─ by Ethyl Alcohol
Famous Last Words #10: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
And now to Kitty Carlisle for fifty dollars...
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
Life is the storm before the calm...
The only drawback of total nuclear war is $#@#%^NO CARRIER
A production of the digitally insane.
Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW!
Why don't Michael Jackson's underwear fit?
Seeya at the Newbie Death Flaming Competition!
Horn players do it French style.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
Where's Jim Powers when you need hymn?
It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet trout!
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
Chess players do it in their minds.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Man has his will - but woman has her way.
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they cook, we eat.
Total confusion: the power source of the future!
As funny as a case of the crabs.
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
URA Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.
Set your laser printer to "STUN".....
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
I like your approach. Now let's see your departure.
He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Man is the animal who thinks he isn't an animal.
Moderators R Us.
Deja Dude: That odd feeling you've surfed that particular wave before.
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came here.
░▒▓█U∩U∩U∩U∩U∩U∩U∩U∩╡≈[SPRING■LOADED■TAGLINE]>
then i want you to throw me away
Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?
Def: Joystick: A peripheral intended for use only by consenting adults.
Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it.
AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise...
"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -Popeye
Money is the root of all bills.
"It's not bombing. It's air support." USAF Col David Opfer Vietnam war
"Depeche Mode is French for `We're wussies.'" - Butt-Head
"In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly."
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
If your IQ was 2 points higher you would be a rock.
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
"Navidad Ara Pora." - Guarani Christmas
With all the important issues of the day, why the media focus on O.J.?
Emerald eyes I see you somewhere, why you're eyes so blue
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TOFIRST@!
Veni, vidi, Borgi: I came, I saw, I got assimilated!
"ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME!" - Far Out - Sysop of RSC
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Barney - Jurassic Park T. REX embryo injected with Purple Haze.
How to know you're a Redneck: Your cousin becomes your wife.
Cunning Linguists do it with words!
FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts
"To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row"
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave.
Real programmers don't work for corporations.
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
What's all this talk about celery caps?
She is not: a Bleached Blonde. She is: Peroxide Dependent.
AD&D QUOTE: But I don't have 30 hit points left. Oh.
Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
I'm discriminating. You're choosey. He's picky.
"It's not my fault!" - Han Solo
Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use.
This tagline has a alarm on it; so don't try to steal it!
Emoticon: :-\ Undecided smiley
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\cat\ignore\human.
"Split Personalities" ─ by Jacqueline Hyde
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand.
Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator.
"There are always alternatives." Spock, The Galileo Seven
Head-line: Husband eyes wife's seat on City Council
Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
Details! Details! Details!
God: What one human uses to persecute another.
666Hz - pitch of the beast.
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
Don't drop that last bottle of mineral watX9(u NO PERRIER
Just say no to taglines
Nuke the world--I want to get off.
Def: Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
I guess I'll never change the World...What a relief!!!
No no, Windows is not a virus! ... Viruses do something!
Save the bearded one for me!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit
I'll be with you in a moment... I'm just sealing some fates.
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect.
What do BBSers make at summer camp? Taglines!
This ain't Burger King. You can't have it your way
Oh freddled gruntbuggly? Thy micturations are to me...
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
"The Incompetent Bullfighter" ─ by Gordon Bloody
Does instant milk come from powdered cows?
"Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!" -- Calvin
And for your listening pleasure -- oldies but goodies on music.
"Looks uncomputable to me", said Tom haltingly.
A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke.
Were you standing at the shallow end of the gene pool?
I had low blood pressure. My doctor sent me a bill. I'm fine now.
"Klaatu barada niktu" - Gort. Translated: I've fallen and I cant get up
Beatnik to flat-chested girl: "Like, man..."
Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do.
Oxymoron: persistent ambivalence
Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family!
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan....
CPR? Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
Why does the guy from 20/20 wear glasses?
The Gods have their own rules.
Dominoes vobiscum.
.drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
"Acrophobia Explained" ─ by Alfredo Heights
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows.
Call again tomorrow. - Picard
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" ─ by Cardinal Sin
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
Has a room temperature IQ.
Programmers do it with their fingers.
A cat stretches from one end of @TOFIRST@'s childhood to the other.
Forgive and remember.
If it weren't for me, there'd be a pile of clothes on the floor. -SLR
Mega-Message was here.
"The only power that exists is inside ourselves..." -- Armand
Beware of the power monging InterLink Moderators.
Toys for your second childhood, are a Lot more expensive!
Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory.
Probable non-DOS dis********* NO CARRIER
Why does Miss Winston always stand in front of the drivers???
To sleep, perchance to Dream
Time...do you really believe the past arranges itself for our
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
TV Truth: Women always have to be rescued.
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Clinton-"I'll debate anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Deeeee-licious!" - Wakko Warner
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits!!!
A tagline is a snippet of reality.
* <- Tribble (__¥¥__) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you...
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...
You must think you're a big wheel, Tom spoke.
Evolve or die!
Be careful, or I'll include you in my plans.
Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen!
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
GI: Tossing penny into fountain. BI: Tossing your cousin Penny in.
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." -- Yoda
Is that a real yes or a Clinton 'Yes'.
Make like the wind and blow.
Bother! said Pooh and discorporated.
Windows: The banana peel of the electronic age
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Some people are wise, other people are otherwise.
Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
Brain cell currently disengaged ...
Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up
Oh, yeah? well, scan THIS! │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Click/click..Click/click..Damn, Out of wisecracks!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄)╜$╫â.├Éè╞▄
Hillary: Bill, I don't think this is Little Rock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President.
"Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv."AlBund
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
"Voila! The answer to our prayers!" - Yakko
Smile... It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.
The best exercise for a cat is a dog.
Life is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box.
Oxymoron: mandatory option
New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
Oxymoron: real hypothetical
Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette.
URA Redneck anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding.
"How come it hurts so much, mister?" - Sherri
Golfers love to play a round.
Healthy Choice: 1/2 the fat and none of the taste.
After tax day, a fool and your money are soon partners.
I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares?
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
Bother! said Pooh noticing he'd deleted his source code.
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires...
Bother! said Pooh, as the warp core was breached.
"None love the bearer of bad news." - Sophocles
CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.
Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia?
Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm not on the where are you list...I listened to the Moderator!
But I saw that tagline *before* 1995 <g> -- Myra I Fox
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly.
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
......<-Stealth Tagline
No matter what it is, it's more important than housework...
TV Truth: Explosions in empty space *HAPPEN*.
If I'm right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
"You! What PLANET is this?" McCoy, stardate 3134.0.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
I'm not a piano, but I play one on TV.
"Go back, or thou wilt most certainly die!" - Q
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
If I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
FORMAT C: solves a lot of problems.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
Acceptance without proof
Oh, I'm sorry, this is debate. You want abuse - next door
I am Pesto of Borg. Squit will be assimilated.
Will answer stupid user questions for food.
Preserve an endangered species: Female Sysops
Real SysOps don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
BBS Tip #6: Get the most for your money; subscribe to the logoff menu.
Smile: A slight curve that straightens things out.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
@FROM@ is getting an education with an offline reader <g>
Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"!
URA Redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
**** Nothing Follows ****
ANOREXEC SCHIZOPHRENIA..afraid my girlfriend won't eat me
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
I am a deeply superficial person.
If you ain't where you are, You're no place
'I love the nightlife.' - V. Dracula
Howard Stern: Crucified by the FCC
Clinton Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy is punishable by death.
Grandparents & grandchildren get along beacuse they have a common enemy.
It's love, it's love that makes the world go round.
Bad moments, like good ones, tend to be grouped together.<O'Brien>
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
Make like a stripper and take off.
Why don't Right to Lifers boycott eating eggs?
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
We should behave to others as we wish others to behave to us,Aristotle
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the F*** was that????"
Oxymoron: Klingon Diplomacy.
So many recipes ... so little thyme!
Never cut what can be untied.
Data is emotional because of a computer virus. ■ The Borg
"Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring @TO.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Whatza tagline?
"Well isn't that interesting." - Yakko
"To be or not to be." --William Shakespeare
"Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett
He lost his trollies
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.
Don't you get it, Picard? The trial never ends... - Q
Oh boy! Only 200 more messages to read.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
All right, we have you surrounded! Now DROP your carrier!
Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals?
Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim.... Ohhhh. Donuts......
What this country needs is a GOOD $129 9600 baud modem.
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted
Magick happens.
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.
Don't Mess With Me!!! It's Monday And I Am On A Diet !!!!
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this beer before.
"Come on, Doc. Time to be a hero." ■ Kira Nerys
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop!
I've got a big crack in my butt. -Butthead
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan
Let's sit Lotus style and chant "Lee Reiswig"
"Where's the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.
"I seem to be on fire..." -- Joel Robinson
Def: Cult {n}: A religion without political power.
Windows : Microsoft's ode to P.T. Barnum.
DM's Lie Alot. Players just Cheat.
Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues. -- Wesley
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
Life is much easier if you look at the source code.
Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS.
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
Is it true that chicken soup will kill a virus?
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
This message smiley captioned for the humour impaired.
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
RC> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
What were the skies like when you were young?
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
The answer was 3.14159, Tom said piously.
The ship of state is the only ship that leaks at the top.
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
AD&D Quote: Bards do it for audiences.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Nurse, bring me that really large anestheic mallet.
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerob
Fall is when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have to work."
Click... click... click... Damn! Out of Taglines!
Organ donor? No WAY I'm giving up my Wurlitzer!
Let certain bygones dry up and blow... dust in the net.
"Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender!" - Doc Zimmerman
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking dog. Dorothy
Is it me, or is 38400 starting to seem slow?
New from McAfee: WinScan. Removes all Windows programs.
Why are there no birds in my garden?
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I got this way from kissing girls...
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
If we go to war in Somalia, does Clinton go back to Europe?
Macintosh: The computer for the rest of us.
When the going gets tough, the wimps call in sick.
"I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira
SICK! OF! YOOOOUUUU! I'M SO SICK, SO SICK OF YOU!
"Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___
I used to have a life. Then I became a Sysop.
He's Redneck extrordinaire!
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. * 109th RoA
Doing time in San Clinton - up for parole in 1996.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
What does the Infantry call Airborne? Skeet Shoot!!!
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
La critique est aisée, l'art est difficile.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
anarchist reactionary running-dog revisonist
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Oh teacher, teach us now!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
As funny as a room full of roaches.
"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed." - Robin
Out of order - try taglines tomorrow
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." - Clemens
Consciousness error. Wait for all brain activity to stop.
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion.
I will not prescribe medication -Bart
Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc.
I NEVER tell lies. :-------------------)
You're as flutie as a Ssi-ruu!
Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
Never feed your kids anything that clashes with the carpet..
666A, 666B -- Tenants of the Beast.
A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble: Fuzzy Logic.
what they'd planned to.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, don't.
Ronald Reagan: The triumph of the embalmer's art.
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT
Watchmaker: A guy who has lots of time on his hands
Famous Last Words #18: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Def: Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
I drank from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.
No new mail. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions!
Thou shalt Honor thy SysOp.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat those two flies.....
I fed a lemon to my cat - and got a sour puss.
Human beings are consistently inconsistent.
Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
D E V O was right!
Herding cats is easier than moderating.
I've wondered why Michael bought LEGOS and K-Y together.
"And no matter how we try...none of us die forever." - Jean
AmigaDOS: The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!!
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare!
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo
"That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Boring conversation anyway. -- Han Solo
LOST: Very funny Tagline. $ Generous Reward $
Bother! said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
Apathy Error: Don't bother hitting a key to continue.
"My Lost Causes" ─ by Noah Veil
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu squanders.
Refrigeration ... That's the answer
Give BAMBI an assault rifle, Sport!
[[[tagline has been blanked to prevent burn-in]]]
Bill Clinton: Unwilling to serve - Unfit to lead
"Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you." - Han Solo
Whatta lEEEEEEEEch!
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Some bugs in his software.
Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's cat.
If talk to God=prayer, why does hear from God=schizo?
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give your frog a loan."
When Bashir grows up he wants to be Riker
New Windows v3.1: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring any bells? - Riker
The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
Congress Happens!
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
Clinical studies show there are no answers.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
Quarry: Better Tastin' 'Cause It's Mined.
Cheese: Milk's leap toward immortality.
By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.
Dan Quayle for President 1996!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived" Cut! Cut! STOP!
Why read it when you can print it?
They shoot abortion doctors, don't they?
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Off line E-mailers do it all nite
If you can't make fun of yourself, make fun of other people. -SLR
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of krinkle damage.
And now... The Larch!
Famous last words: It's not poisonous.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
Def: Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
You can't fight in here, this is a War Room.
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
Roses are RED,violets are BLUE,I'm horney how 'bout YOU
Bimburger: Bimbo surrounded by 2 guys.
Nietzsche: God is dead! God: Nietzsche is dead!
Humpty Dumpty was beaten by the L.A. Police Department.
Feed a cold and starve a lawyer.
Born Again (adj.) - Traumatized, at least twice.
O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on.
Dammit Jim! It's another message for @TOFIRST@!
Call THE POTY LINE (When you get the bill, you'll s**t)
Eternity only goes in two directions....
Le professeur de français, c'est je!
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
No carrier? How we gonna land this modem?
Trash drive C:? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine by me
Anything anybody can say about America is true.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
SOB: Sitting on Branch; FOB: Falling off Branch
"I'm taking your tagline," said Tom with a steely grin.
Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.
Israel may be a promise but not to the civilized world.
I wish I was a CEO !
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
Dyslexic? Call for FREE Info... 555-1-4698-800.
Never eat prunes when you're famished.
"Nachos rule." - Butt-Head
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
Anyone moves and this message gets killed!!!!
Tagline Bad or Missing NO CARRIER
"The house next door is on fire. D'you wanna watch?"
God never laughs at my jokes.
Oxymoron: loyal opposition
Mommy, what are TAGLINES? The Same as the Birds & Bee
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Whoever heard of a tanned vampire? - Don Schanke
Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected.
Every Spam is sacred, every Spam is great. -Monty Python
1993-1996: Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, etc.
"Don't underestimate the force" - Darth Vader
Babies do it in their pants.
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy, if you don't enrich the
None but a mule denies his family.
We have never had it easy. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
ROBO READER does everything but think up new taglines
All this Vampire talk is driving me batty!!
This message was posted automatically with TranScan
If only we could resist the urge to "fix" things.
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
All for one and one for ONE!
Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming fire.
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
"There's something I didn't tell you..." "Something else?"
Happiness descended upon him. He didn't even have time to step aside.
Take this world of life one day at a time
"Oh, bother burgling and everything to do with it!" - Bilbo Baggins
"Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas." - Catwoman
As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
A good workman is known by his tools.
Oregano(n.) - The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Overeating: What makes you thick to your stomach.
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
Gagh, gagh, gagh, gagh... lovely gagh, wonderful gagh!
Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue.
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
"Smile, and that will mean I may." - Frank N. Furter
How could I download a virus? It said NO CARRIER
He who is ignorant of the past, is condemned to repeat it
H. B. Stowe
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
Real sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Growing old is not nice, but it's interesting
"I grew up in a Camel lot." - Guenivere
Oxymoron: nearly square
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
I won't smile till the world says it's sorry!
Thank God for Sysops! But why do they DO IT?. <---DUMB Question!
Yes, but what does it all mean?-Jean-Luc Picard
Hind sight is an exact science.
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.
Sign my snarling doggie.
"Don't Tread On Me" ─ by Amanda B. Reckonwith
IBM OS/2 should be your OS too!
Q: You hit me ! Picard never hit me...
no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
Mud Pies.....Quiche Terrain!
"Open up, it's the pigs!" -Neil
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
Do you think God lets you plea bargain? -Calvin
Your sister dates a sysop! Nyaah-nyaah.
Someone, help... call 911 -- this man is unconscious! - Myra I Fox
"Forgive him! He knows not what he does!" - Yakko Warner
Pssst! Did the Leif Petterssen assassination go off as planned?
Energize said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
Missing a few catalog cards.
"To the X-Men, then! Who never die the old fashioned way!" - Storm
Nothing beats a hockey game!
If you like Congress, you'll _love_ Bill Clinton!
Bad day: When your income tax refund check bounces.
If your PC has a brand name, you paid too much.
Famous last words: What does THIS button do?
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" -- Crow T. Robot
AD&D Quote: Magic users are WIMPS!
need to be saved from you.
What a nice night for an evening. - s.w.
Darn it, it's Rape, Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
Heard of the PaintJet that went into the tattoo business?
Battle for Endor - By West End Games
Mulder: We lost nine minutes! -- Scully: We lost *WHAT*?
Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
I speak for myself, but often claim demonic possession
Sysops just like to watch.
I have full diplomatic access.
Politics shouldn't be so political.
I lined up all my taglines and they circled the earth - 10 times!
I took my old Grandma to an antique auction. Made $50!
SEND TO: The Department of Redundancy Dept.
Support Mental Health Week or I'll kill you.
Schizophrenic ? Who - us ?
She's no fun, she fell right over...
"How do you know so much?" "I asked them." "Oh."
Fatal error using mouse. Please bury/replace.
True terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Is a wingless fly really a walk?
Ferengies! Well there goes the neighborhood.
Perfir: The perfect Christmas tree.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Izzes dragged him under.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet.
Why fool with a rat - when you can have 4000 hp with an Elephant?
Short order cooks DO IT quickly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath.
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
"Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith."
Windows open and let the bugs in.
Mud wrestlers do it dirty.
We don't `demand' respect... we *command* it. -- Wisetongue
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
Stupidity cannot be cured with money.
Def: Fundamentalism: Fund=(give cash)+ amentalism (without brains)
I was waiting for someone to ask that
Jeffrey Dahmer: "A mind is a terrible thing to taste!!"
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
Please recycle this tagline. Once is not enough.
My tags are on strike. They're demanding more space!
-- Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck.
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
Art is vision not expression.
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
"Why does everybody say my name like it means `Shut-Up'?"
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable.
GI: Feeding stray kittens. BI: Feeding stray kittens to a bear.
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
I like a little philosophy Tao and Zen.
Keyboard test running...qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
"You're a lot uglier than your pictures."
God, stop laughing at us
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
Real Programmers never refuse a drink.
Satyrs have more faun.
Save the American family: Nuke Hillary!
Meadow Waffers: Nature's way of saying watch your step.
Dumb blond jokes are one liners so men can understand them.
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
Aren't taglines fun? Now you can screw up in multiples!
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
Often a clear conscience is just a poor memory.
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
Volume in drive C is INFECTED!
Flammable fire extinguisher
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
1 more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh
Tour Japan and
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Food for Thought: Does Data's software run Windows apps?
Def: Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before.
Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
Now that I've gone too far, where should I go now?
don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
" " - Carol West
Welcome to Cyberspace...
Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.
So why did they go from PS/2 to PS/1???
OXYMORON : Happily married
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik
Garry Trudeau for President!
If it's such a good deal, why are you offering it to me?
Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Famous last words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
SYS0000: Unable to locate file-CLINTON_PLAN.USA, economy halted.
No, I'm tellin ya, my cat REALLY ate my 1040 form!
Don't you love it when someone steals YOUR tagline !!
Had brain washed, can't do a thing with it.
The Religious Right's health plan: kill the doctors.
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
Be nice to Moderators. They hate that.
Good advice works best when preceded by a bad scare.
Have you given your mouse a click today ?
It's not the heat... it's the humanity.
DAMN! I almost stole ANOTHER tagline!!!
Now why do you think THAT?
Famous last words: No, I don't wear a seat belt.
Savings accounts are like toothpaste, easy to take out...
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
Breath Saver: Inhaling dihidrous monoxide.
For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
History Repeats Itself Because Nobody Listens
I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read!
Unauthorized amphibians will be toad away!
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
It is a good day to die. - Worf, son of Mog
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Life is too short to drink cheep wine.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust.
DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS <- Driver for Cats who compute...
@TOFIRST@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team.
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
My doctor has cure for senility, but he can't remember it
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Your tagline here. $15.95/mo. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
"Even the Nosferatu claimed to be unable to get to the truth..."
Black holes were created when God tried to divide by zero
A father is a banker provided by nature.
"I am not programmed to respond in that area." Norman
If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline?
Never stand between a dog and a lampost.
Speed Limit `2.997298x10^8'
We missed! -- Worf
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
I'm feeling rather blonde today.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for company." - S. Clemens
Learn from your parent's mistakes-use Birth Control.
I'm getting married, but I need a date for the wedding.
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
Why "95"?:(# of Mbytes of HD space required)
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
It's not a person, dammit! It's a Borg! -- Picard
Try the new TARDIS hard drive: Bigger inside than out!
Miskatonic University--why study LESSER evils?
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
Luck is something you make for yourself !!!!
Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary.
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will, Oh its you Bob, okay fire at BOB.
The more known about people, the more to admire in cats
Don't messages like that have to be signed, The Moderator?
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
AUTOEXEC.BAT: A cross between Dracula and Lee Iacocca
Oxymoron: Old news.
Moi an INSTIGATOR????????
Def: Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
"Marshall has things pretty stable on TCR." - Q. D. Walls
Peel out the watchword, just peel out the watchword...
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
-> <- Invisible Tagline, send $10 for viewer.
Why is Common Sense so rare?
Juristic Park - where extinct lawyers are cloned...
Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters. -Picard
I plead stupidity.
Poker? Is that some kind of game? - Riker
"I am the President...I am the President...I am..."
You'll poke your eye out kid!
Yes, some of us DO read these stupid taglines.
"Rom is an idiot." -- Odo
Common sense ain't so common
The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches.
I denies the allegation -- and I resents the alligator!
CMPQwk ■ The _worst_ QWK mail reader. It needs Windows!
As Sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
I'm a little teapot short and >KER-RACK!<
No Tagline today dear, I have a Headache!
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
Def: Purranoia: The fear your cat is up to something.
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. exceeds mine.
Man hunts in sport... the beast dies in ernest.
Jesus at a disco: "I've risen and I can't get down!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline.
My Windows are closed.
Kirk is my captain, I shall not want . . .
Don't drink and write taglines
If there is no God, who pops up the next tagline?
Air bags... Inflation we can live with!
Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
Bother! said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Mac: Tomy's most advanced toy computer.
If `if' statements had no `then' clauses,.
Line noise provided by United Telephone of Florida!
"There is no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader
When in doubt fire photons!
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- [NO CARRIER].
The best advice, is that you don't have to take it.
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
'Tis the season to be punny......
And on the eighth day Man created God.
Riding the shockwaves of the information age
Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably.
An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Fleeing into the woods...
I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
If My Taglines Aren't Stolen Do I Exist????
I work all night and sleep all day...
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Death is nature's way for telling you you've slowed down.
Betty Rubble is the Anti-Christ.
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack
Hit any user to continue...
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
Club Med, Jim! - McCoy suggesting a vacation for Captain Kirk
Save the universe--collect all four.
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ...
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at!
Furbling: Walking a maze of ropes even when you are the only person in
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
Death, Destruction, Maim, and Mutilation!
"This is all the power you ever had, and now it's mine."
The universe is surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds universes.
Dahmer meals: Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Ben Soup
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)how furry GIF
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles - When you care enough to send the very best!
Realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy.
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
OXYMORON : "Live" from Death Row
OXYMORON : Sociological Analysis
Gee, this is a boring tagline, eh?
"Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively.
GI: Buying a pair of shoes on sale. BI: Buying a parachute on sale.
We are Amtrak of Borg. We assimilate only when Congress says we can.
Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth!
Bad day: When your twin sister forgets your birthday.
"Up yer shaft!" - Captain Scott
Irk your SYSOP. Use Tag-X and select the BIGGEST quote box.
Feminizt tagline: Tag, now you die.
If it ain't broken, hand me a screwdriver!!!!!!
Grippe..............A suitcase
Friends don't let friends vote for Clinton/Gore.
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Programmer's holiday confusion: 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
A bore: deprives you of solitude w/o providing company.
You may already be a wiener!
If Al Gore had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
URA Redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
Not the Cheapest, The Least Expensive of Quality!
"I think the cartoon just started." - Yakko
Admiral, I think Commander @TOLAST@ is being incredibly short-sighted.
Even a noseless cat can smell.
Honey, where is my tagline?
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Def: Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Real SysOps hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
"There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me."-Obi
Pretend to spank me, baby -- I'm a pseudomasochist!!
We're the Clintons from Arkansas: Hill & Billy.
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die.
Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges?
"I survived the Borg. I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi" - Picard
When In Doubt, Mumble; When in Trouble, Delegate
"Bother," said Pooh, as Smurfette got dressed.
Shhh...the Christians think they're alone up here.
As funny as ejection seats on a helicopter.
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi. The movie cost me $95. - s.w.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
"Our very own garage." - Dot
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely Joe.
I'm a mean green mother from outer space & I'm bad!
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
I'm making this up as I go along.
"It's a sure thing. Can't lose. Trust me." - Gambler
Win Tip: Good things come to those who wait
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Squat-fest on your face? Why yes, I'd like that.
I use moderation, but only in moderation.
"I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet." - The Crow
Will someone answer that damn ringing?!? - Riker
Small minds make for small worlds.
Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton or Al Gore...
"Hello ", lied the politician.
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
"I don't always have my mouth open!" - Serena
@FN@ was one who thought they were a tagline...
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
In shouldn't you words around move your sentence.
A cure for apathy? Why bother?
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll."
URA Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
Shocked actors: cast aghast.
Tag-X Professional. Super shareware bargain.
MY OTHER SHIP IS A CUBE TOO : Borg bumpersticker
Def: Irregularity: Someone who comes to work late.
Is it bad when people take your posts and make em into tags?
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Let me eat you like an Icecream Cone!
A platitude a day keeps the normal away.
Dear Auntie Em...Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog!
What we need is more unemployed politicians...
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Just what does that mean?
It doesn't take a sledgehammer to crack eggs, but it works!
As funny as a warrant disclaimer.
You did *WHAT* to my ship, Number One?! - Picard (STG)
Don't question authority..... It hasn't got a clue!!!!!
Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind.
If you can't fix it, sell it as a feature.
Tuck under thumb and hold firmly.
"Give me a hotdog", he said with relish.
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
Silly wabbit! QWK's are for QWKiddds!
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
"I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated."
"The operation is working perfectly." - Steven, "V"
Cerebral Flatulence---Rather Odiferous---Any Questions???
With code like Microsoft's, who needs viruses???
No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT
Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage. <Sun Tzu>
Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
Oxymoron: Good Morning
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
June is National Adopt-a-Cat Month
HIPHIPPO.SYS missing, <A>bort <R>etry <W>ho gives a s**t?
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at C:\>
If you still blush, your immortal soul is in no danger.
To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
your underwear playing the clarinet.
It's hard for me to buy clothes; I'm not my size.
My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
Real sysops have a fan on their computer at all times.
I'm a great lover.......I bet.
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard
It only takes one person to change your life--you.<Casey>
Tarzan no want Jane, Tarzan want Steve!
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Famous last words: Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls!
I installed a sky-light. Folks above me are mad.
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
If this is tourist season, what's the bag limit?
This tagline set to self-destruct on attempt to steal.
Mankind isn't, freeways aren't and diehards don't.
Everything is a lot like something else.
Clinton's worst nightmare? Rush Limbaugh marries Chelsea.
"Boo Boo Be Doop" --Betty Boop
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
"You have one chance to live." - The Crow
"Bother" said Pooh as the whole of creation disintegrated.
Is truth not truth for all? Natira, stardate 5476.4.
Useless Invention: Dehydrated water.
ST:TNG Word Processor -- Worf for Windows 2.0
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
Why do they call them briefings when they take so long?
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken! Yum!
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Here's a few more taglines; SOME are more interesting one
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
How about The porch light is on, but there's nobody home
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Any friend of Batman is a friend of mine!
"Stop yelling at me!!! WHAHHHHHH!!!!" - Serena
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I just hit <Ctrl>-2 in SLMR 2.0 and boy am I puzzled!
To a dog (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
In the act of loving someone, you arm them against you.
Are you Popin' Fresh? P. Doughboy
"Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
more tartar sauce for my moby turbo, please
Where's Al Werner when you need him? Who cares!
Ankle deep in the DNA pool ...
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Weird enough for all practical purposes.
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron?
Oxymoron: man child
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" Zzzzzap!
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
Redneck tact: taking your hat off inside
URA Redneck if your rear tires are twice as wide as the front ones.
I almost saw Elvis last week... But my shovel broke...
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
It's not pretty being easy
Who do you think gave it to Guinan? - Picard
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)addish
Hold your fire, keep it burning bright.
I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!
Friends don't let friends BBS at 2400!
Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled. -The Tao of Pooh
Eating crow is no fun, the sharp bones deflate your head
Oxymoron: Classic Rock!
"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
I wish I was back in the forest, Tom pined.
Do unto moderators as they have done unto you!
The quality goes in before the tagline goes on.
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.
Nicolah, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores. - Janette
Who moderates the Moderators?
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
If it ain't an F-14 Tomcat, it's a target.
Icon see it, mon! How do I point and shoot?
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.
Clinton's Cabinet: Education, Dan Quayle.
"Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!" - Q
We don't like people with big flying cubes 'round here.
LHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHa
Oh my God!
Everything that's important has already been said!
"Bother," said the Borg, "we just assimilated Pooh."
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
"Mind if I smoke?"... "Mind if I throw up?"
Suddenly I have this strange feeling of deja vu.
Oxymoron: paid amateur
Yes, sir, we've graphed the data. It's a smiley face, sir.
URA Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
"If I had two flies, I'd give you one." <Radar>
"How to Aviod Drug Dealers" ─ by Groyer Owndope
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
"D.A. Holds Tongue in Actress Snatch" -Newspaper headline
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
I take drugs and sing rock and roll. Look what it did for Elvis.
Magic: applied coincidence
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
Attilla the Hen runs the White House.
As funny as a pigeon bomb.
"Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood.
ISBAB..................I should have bought a book
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
If I throw a cat out a car window, is that Kitty Litter?
A person is a lion in his own cause.
As a matter of opinion, your opinion doesn't matter
If fish is brain food, why do they still get caught?
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
If it's glowing, don't eat it.
You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
Tackett the brown-nosed user...
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
Software stands between man and his machine.
Don't you DARE cheer me up. I'm enjoying my depression.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
I met a traveller from an antique land...
Didja ever notice that your snot doesn't smell?
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped?
Trees moving back and forth make the wind blow.
"It is...*frown* It is...*sniff* It is...green." - Data
I'd invite Jesus into my heart, but my blood needs the room.
Confound these ancestors! They've stolen our best ideas!
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
"This chicken has no beak", said Tom impeccably.
Ensign Clampett? He's Jed, Jim!
"If I could reach you, I would hurt you, Pinky" - The Brain
#define getch( system("FORMAT C:"
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics
Oxymoron: real magic
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
Warning! Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
Bill Clinton: The Dan Quayle of Presidents.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Not only is my foot asleep, but its having a lucid dream!
And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode.
"We'll play poo-poo bombardiers. It'll be fun." -- Godpidgeon
You have no file restrictions! I want more file access ...NO CARRIER
"Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." -- RAH
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want some chocolate.
"Ewwww...you've been eating garlic!" - Dot Warner
Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!
OK! OK! I'm just learning...
WARNING! I stole your tagline!!
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
You can't jump a canyon in two leaps.
Unpopular Bible Fact: He who hates, risks going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
Window Error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
"...Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I'm not a mercenary, I'm an OPPORTUNIST ! ƒ
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
This tagline is under repair. Thank you.
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia
YKYBITTL when your message text becomes tagline fodder!
I love the smell of Technology in the morning
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Lie: It's not sized properly. (I've gained weight.)
Why is the sky black? Lal
He who laughs last probably has the most insurance.
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
He did YOU KNOW WHAT again! tsk,tsk
Chicken Little was an optimist.
Too err is human. To moo, bovine.
Oxymoron: decisive liberal
Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!
Useless Invention: Fireproof matches.
I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already there.
"Y'know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!!!" - Yakko
Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U.
Robocomm + QModem 4.2F + Q-mail = more sleep
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
I thought Pearl Harbor was a girl!
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot.
Bymnasium: A health club for bimbos.
Def: Dog: The only popular tail-bearer.
Psychic Dwarf Escapes from Jail: Small Medium at Large.
Crock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time?
"We'll need the BIG BOMBS!" - Skippy "Way to go, kid!" - Slappy
"I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton."
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
Boris of Borg - Now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
"Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistence is usewess.
"Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
A*C, who said A*C?
Stupid: Fired his retro-rockets a little late.
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
There's no intelligent life down here.
I sense ... The Moderator!
But, Your Honor, the light had dopplered to green.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
"You had no claim on that vessel" - Picard
The NFL is suing the CFL 'cause they use yards too...
Allow me to use the active tense. Get lost.
"I never thought of that. What a silly bunt..." - Monty Python
Any thoughts on posting ansi taglines?
"Creationist nonsense" is redundant.
Error locating COLDBEER.CAN ── SysOp not loaded!
!Who! wal!ked ac!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception," -- RAH
Deja Flu: A feeling you are sick and tired about being sick and tired.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
Your password is pitifully obvious.
Oxymoron: measured meter
Middle index, sign of the time.
If something doesn't work... Try another approach.
Collectors do it in sets.
BEANER==LEGEND (yea, right!)
finely tuned response to the situation!
"Dammit, Beavis! Pull your pants up!" - Butt-Head
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Make it go, Daddy!
Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
"Throw 'em into this aircraft's jail!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
My brain cell is aching something fierce!!!
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding photo.
"Find this *attractive* young woman some quarters..." -- Kira II
Deanna Troi a must see for non-Trekkers.
May 1, 2015 headline: Elvis spotted in retirement home.
UNIX: Security software for harems.
For they are subtle and quick to anger.
╦╦╦╦╦ LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!! ╦╦╦╦
When You make a mistake, lie about it.
Babies are God's opinion that the world exists
Please come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time
Def: Life: You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it.
"It wasn't just another series. It was THE series." - F. Mahovlich
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." -- Carlson
If life is a yo-yo, Clinton ties knots in the string!
Florida: Waiting room for God!
Borg Cola - The choice of the Next Generation
"I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrödinger
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
Oxymoron: Educational Television.
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
"'Ware and were, friend."
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
33.3 - scores of the beast
To die by taglines were but to die in jest. -- Tagspeare
Is the hard drive full yet?
This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.
"No smoking on the bridge!" fumed Picard.
Institute: An archaic school where football is not taught
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
I am Jesus of Borg. Blessed are they who are assimilated.
Gosh! How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo? <G>
It's what I don't know that frightens me.<Newton>
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend!
Only a vaRool would use such language in public -Riker
"Nice door!" - Yakko "Faboo!" - Wakko "Nice hinges!" - Dot
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Getting a little ansi, aren`t you?
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw
"Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
For once, I can't think of an appropriate tagline.
Need more taglines? Quote every line of a message written at 4 AM.
I'd be opposed to apathy, if I cared...
Hmm. It's either Country music, or 9 cats being tortured+
Try Windows for a good night's sleep while you wait and wait.
Support medical examiners - die strangely.
Steal a tagline? Never! Got one I can borrow for a while?
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes you're out.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
I don't believe in religion or God. I believe in myself.
I love Telix for Windows!
Famous Last Words #80: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Galactic Conquest Or Bust. --The Borg.
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know.
Columbus only discovered the new world. You can discover Animaniacs!
Pepsi brings back your ancestors from the dead.
Je suis un antisolipsiste. Tout le monde existe sauf moi.
Why not change your name to Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (1870 - 1924)?
Nothing personal, ok?
Days like these let you savor a bad mood. -- Calvin
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
*Share* the Bible all you like, just keep it out of the law.
We are as made by God us, and often a great deal worse.
Better than the Other Leading National Brand...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"All right, Mr. Pennzoil Head, but you talked us into it!" - Yakko
Here it comes...
Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
From the Bridge of the USS Crazy Horse, NCC-4681-R
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
What's all this fuss about youth in Asia?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry. - Lazarus Long
"Chewie, take the professor in the back."
Excuse me while I whip this out!
Solid, liquid and gas. The three states of a burrito.
Next Question: What is the color of bile?
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Behead a lawyer for Allah!
URA Redneck if the main color of your car is primer.
This door is baroque...please come Bach later...
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
"He hasn't one redeeming vice." - Oscar Wilde
Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Never raise your hand during a hijacking to show you get a kosher meal!
Repent and return those library books.
My blood type? Why... Hills Bros.! Of course.
Ura Redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
To love is to be vulnerable.
Oxymoron: Constant Change.
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
Lost: one tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
Armaments, Chapter one, Verses nine through twenty-seven.
Why are you reading this?
I WP
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
RED ship crashes into BLUE ship...Saliors MAROONed!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct...
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime.
DRINK CANADA DRY! Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying!
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
"Frankly that... annoys us." -- Kira
Go to her door and beg like a human -- Worf
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
'Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.' - Hun, A.T.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Admits Eating All The Adults."
Support DeathCare: Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96.
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.
CMOS. CMOS run. CMOS jump. Jump, MOS, jump!
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more.
There's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love.
I do a lot of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.
"Is that gasoline I smell?" - The Crow
Doesn't take much to make some people happy
If you have one true friend,you have more than your share
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a cop?" -- Biafra
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself. - Gibran
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shark bit off both of his legs
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
"I'm the older brother, Mikey, and I got stepped over!!"
If it doesn't have garlic or onion, it better be dessert!
"Uhh.. DM, we just found 20 potions of healing... is this a sign?"
"Just a sec, Brain, I think I'm finally getting somewhere!" -- Pinky
Blarney: official birthstone of the Taglines echo
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
Teacher is not a leper -Bart
Maggit: A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Semper Fi, dude.
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ocate Zero Room?
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
Thanks to Clinton, even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
If Clinton was only gonna tax the rich, how did I get so rich so fast?
A friend in need is a pain indeed.
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Excuse me while I Borg Out.
Bean me a board, Scotty! - A 2x4, Sir?
This is a Tagline for the sake of a Tagline Tagline.
Command lines forever! GUI .. yuck .. ptui!
As funny as a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
TV DINNER: Food that tastes like it was prepared by the TV repairman.
> > > > > > >Nobody has been quoted in this tagline
Just a second: Reading 20 terabytes.
Whenever I use Elvis stamps, I have my hound dog lick them.
"Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" - Ewok Warrior
"Energize!" said Picard. "It keeps going, and going..."
This tagline is for the humor impaired-and Fundies..
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10.
I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's story is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
If a large book kills time, some prefer War and Peace.
Raymond Burr the Maine.
Okay Kitty Cats, Read My Beak; No More Birds!
"We're surrounded by Romulan vessels." Chekov
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
Oxymoron: tight flexibility
Now we dolly back, now we fade to black... and roll credits!
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground!
Gather round like sheep and ye shall be herd.
I need a life...my computer has taken mine over.
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Fear of crowded holiday shopping:Santa Claustrophobia
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend.": CAT
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo
Just say "NOOOOOooooooooooo!" to Cthulhu.
Pizza - it's not just for breakfast any more!
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming
Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank
"Late Again" ─ by Misty Buss
YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! -- S'talone of Vulcan
OXYMORON : Least favorite
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
"The emperor is not as forgiving as I am." -- Darth Vader
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away
AD&D Quote: "Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
Equasion for ME: 2(15x^3-Q'+F^2)' = 16
As funny as a heart attack.
Anime Excuse #013: Sampled Akane's cooking
Silk was invented so women could go naked in clothes.
Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(&#($*^^NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Oxymoron: Patiently Wait.
AD&D Lesson #174: Don't *ever* tease a dragon about its mother.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
AD&D Quote: I have a 21 Physical Endurance! I don't *need* sleep!
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
DANGER UXP!!! (unexploded piglet)
Bill Clinton's going to save the economy...from what?
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
"STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!"
You are only as funny as your audience thinks you are.
My wife calls me "Dude", but keeps forgetting the "e"!
Anyone who thinks the Gliebermans were the worst missed Skalbania.
Put your seat-belt on; I wanna try something...
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
So...is it viruses or is it virii ??????
Some of our politicians who act foolish aren't acting.
The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides.
"Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat.
To see me laugh, press "CTRL"+"ALT"+"DEL" now.
Who then tells a finer tale than any of us? Silence does.<Dinesen>
To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.
Void where Prohibited. - Great, let's wizz on Clinton's shoes!
"Wood Productions, the mark of quality!" -- Dolores Fuller
"Gee, it's got rhythm and you can dance to it, too!" - Yakko Warner
Def: Scalpel: What Indians used to do.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why.
Judge not a carpenter on how fast chips fly.
Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
I think I think, therefore I might be.
"What is it with this total macho junk?!" - Jubilee to Wolverine
Not tonight, dear, I have to watch Animaniacs.
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "T".
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
COLDONE.BUD FOUND - SYSOP LOADED
Creator not found: (E)volve (S)in (P)arty ?
"NEVER ask what hot dogs are made of!" - Yakko
"And I say I'm dead and I move." - The Crow
"Next? We take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland!" Kirk
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunderstorms.
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER
Modemus Operandi: Torture the data till it talks
Dahmer meals: Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees
Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. - Emperor
SysOp (sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
My boss is tempermental. 50 temper & 50 mental.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate
Bother! said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
"Guten abend. Fraulein Pryde, I assume?" - Nightcrawler
In a bad mood? Be obnoxious!
Mr. Crusher... Report to the airlock... without your suit
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
"Popping the BIG One" ─ by Mary Mepleeze
That darn bicycle tried to kill me! -- Calvin
And God said: 'E = ½mv² - Ze²/r', and there was light!
At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like.
George Bush, the environmentalist: 1000 points of blight.
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
Maybe hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the risk?
Famous Last Words #65: "That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator..."
"You said your finger was a gun!!!"
My girlfriend has a bald spot. <G>
Don't ask me. The cat is in charge around here.
I need nothing. - Armis Liar! - Troi
Put out an APB.. all tag lines stolen!
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
If speed kills, Windows users will live forever.
90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%?
I am Al of Borg. Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
Oxymoron: planned serendipity
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Blended fabrics are forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
Why limbless women are better lovers: You can spin them.
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free.
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn mower.
Are you blonde or drunk?
I cannot afford to waste my time making money
Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
"By the time we saved enough for a honeymoon, we didn't want one."
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
"Just don't create a file called -rf. :-)"
I'm a High-tech Redneck!
A bird in the hand can be messy.
I want to be Neal Bush and rob banks legally.
World's thinnest book. Clinton's kept promises.
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?...
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
I think we're ALL bozos on this board.
Put a *SOCK* in it!
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
Behead a Moderator for Allah!
FORECAST today-increasing light towards morning.
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!!
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
I love my mom.....and you can to for just $15
I liked Occam's razor so much, I bought the company.
It's 3 am, do you know where your tagline is?
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's.
I have a good eye, uncle: I can see a church by daylight
Jim,any seats left? There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Windows NT Performance, on the next In Search Of
IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
Make like traffic and jam.
"I only wished we were as well balanced" - Riker
That was Zen, this is Tao...
URA Redneck if you hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
Bungee Diving - Living it up while you're goin' down!!!
The Borg is *everywhere*! ─ Riker
#define VGAHI CGAC0
Studs 'r us. We deliver.
For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 10 minutes..
"I'm not just a doctor." - Holodoc
Puntificate - trying to predict which direction a football will bounce.
"On the count of one, unzip your pants!" - Buzzcut
Stop the insanity - just say NO to "Windows 95"
Why is my computer on fire?
Free choice is mandatory.
Oxymoron: legal ethics
Die Hard: With a Vengeance.
"It seems we're going to take a little trip." Kirk
Oh yeah? Well, I didn't care FIRST!
I am not young enough to know everything.
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV.
A lie in time saves nine.
Happiness is a recent full backup.
Missing Mouse Driver. Punish the cat? (Y/N)
My 20-20's true, I'm looking on the bright side. <Debbie
"Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my Knights"
If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?
Deja Brew: An odd <burp!> feeling that you've had "that Lager" before.
IBM/AMIGA/MAC* 1031 Meg
~~~+++~~~ATH0 Take that!
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Simon says, don't be so suggestible.
Single tasking? Just say no!
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
"Nobody's safe 'cuz we care for none..." -- Wakko
My current power amp produces no power or current.
PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome
"You've got to put your behind in your past."
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Windows give me panes!
"Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han
SALVATION -- Don't leave Earth without it...
He is hollow as I alone.
(A)bort (R)etry (U)se a better tagline.
Always lurk before you leap....
"Bother," said Pooh, and opened fire.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
Picard: Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data ... I mean, 'Number One.'
Three. One eats, two watch for cars.
"Courage is the complement of fear." - Heinlein
Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
MS-DOS v6.0 virus scan: OS/2 detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
Diogenes was right.
From my brain, an organ with a mind of its own.
All booster - no payload.
Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
"He's not exactly firing on all thrusters." - McCoy
I wish to Christ people would spell "Atheist" correctly!
We own the dirt. We own the gravel. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
led dance de blude again
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
Drive Offensively!
"Perhaps God has some wisdom after all..." - Sergeant Hook
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Oxymoron: Sit up.
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade into the nursery.
Poetic Justice: A Moderator getting moderated by the users.
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Football players are measured by the yard.
"Rizzo, do you remember, a sickly sweet odor?" Kirk
There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
This Door Is Broque. Please Call Bach.
Worlds' most asked question: Huh?
Pacific Northwest hackers DO IT with n loggin' sorts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns!
Most of these are mine, a few stolen. Public domain now.
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal! - Picard
"If you can spare five seconds, I'd like to do a brain scan."
Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the receiver of this message!" ... Zzzzzap!
If life is just a bowl of cherries, throwing pits is okay.
Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
Emoticon: :-6 Smiley sticking out Tongue
No person should govern another without their permission.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
Can't prove it. No witnesses. Now get me my lawyer!
Lessee...what'll I buy first from my no-tax-hike savings?
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis took woodshop in High School.
If God didn't have a sense of humor, we wouln't be here.
"Were there no women, men might live like gods." - Dekker
New User <@TOFIRST@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
"Technology won't save us." - George Lucas
From the Law Offices of Naylum and Bayle.
"Are you blind? It's raining blood! But I digress." - The Crow
Screams? WHAT screams? Oh, those? Ignore them....
No! Don't pick up that phon .'...'.... NO CARRIER
You're a Redneck if: The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out of his nose.
One shingle shy a roof.
I play an important role as a bad example.
Hell hath no pizza.
"Whatareyou? Puppies? Kitties? Big fuzzy buggies?" - Elmyra
NO, I'm not a Kennedy. My pants just fell down.
"Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"
"Data, give me a reading." "It appears to be a tagline."
It's not nice to fool Buddha Nature!
"Chirpin' and Jumpin'" ─ by Katie Didd
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein FÜhrer Hillary!
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Now why was your name in Heidi's little black book?
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
"Honey, pass the waffle syrup! That Clinton guy is on TV again!"
I have a mind like a ... err ... hmmm...
Never underestimate the power of the Internet, Luke.
Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve.
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
URA Animaniac if you refer to your home as "the Water Tower."
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
A mind is a terrible thing to close
URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Freedom for all is why they did it.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Twenty-four hours, 24 beers...
Birthdays. They're not just for spankings anymore.
"Once upon a midnight dreary..." - The Crow
Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Deanna and a six-pack.
Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil. - Calvin
Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, GOR GOR...BIG!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public.
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
Windows? Wha' dat?
Whose picture is on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course!
Who's buried in Grant's tomb? On the next Geraldo!
Why "95"?:(# of calls to tech support before its running)
This tagline is tax free in 49 states - sorry Tennessee!
PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay!
Liberal hypocrisy: accusing Bush/defending Clinton of lying.
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
Gonna go downtown. Gonna see my gal.
If this were a real emergency, you'd have been trampled.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Throw a tak on the road, stop the Meat Plow.
Problems have only the size and the power you give them.<S.H.>
"You were right about me." - Anakin Skywalker
"Explosives Made Easy" ─ by Stan Wellback
Devolution: Lawyer --> politician --> crook.
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
The wheel turns, does it not <G'kar>
A day without orange juice is like a day without vodka.
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
My favorite mythical creature?... The honest politician!
My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out. - s.w.
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
Wanna take a ride in a BIG car little girl!
Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases...
In a bad mood? Constantly interrupt!
And @TO@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
'C' What?
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
"I smell gas," Tom fumed.
Feet Smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
Deputy Rule #2: A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
"Someone permanently borrowed your tagline."
I'm going to disconnect your brain.
Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go 'round
Bill Clinton Tax Form: Send us all your money.
Blonde hair is so retro. - Elmyra
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My birth certificate has an expiration date.
"I'm going to hurt my brother badly." - Dot
The term "Liberal Thinktank" is an oxymoron.
Deja Moo: The feeling that there's been a cow there before.
The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then.
"You sure don't *look* like an iguana." - M. Donovan to "Barbara", "V"
Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
Windows'95 will be released when 3.11 finishes loading.
Flow Chart: A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
Peace sells, but who's buying...
Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine!
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
Live your life, but don't be annoying. <Foxbat>
Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
"Be gentle. It's my first time." - Catwoman
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Creative marketing: 15 doughnut shops next to 4 weight loss clinics.
"Come out with your pants down!" - Beavis
It's curtains for Windows!
Get your modem runnin'... Head out on the I-way...
"I feel used!" - Rita
Don't worry, be happy.
What the hell is going on? - Picard
"I can't bring the car back until low tide."
Ford: Flip Over Read Directions
"I'm scared!" - Wakko "I'm spooked!" - Yakko "I'm cute!" - Dot
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance.
Common Sense Isn't So Common.
Occupation: Foole
The world would be better off without any problem...
I'd love to, but I'm too old for that stuff.
How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat...
And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
Nah, Kramer is only interested in Canadian football.
SPAM doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
Jesus saves, and "The Trinity" sweeps the series and the season.
In a bad mood? Don't leave a tip!
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
And so God said "E=½mv²+2P/r" and there was popcorn
Louise, dump the milk! The cat drinks unleaded from now on! - B. County
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
Previous tagline should have been here.
Would you care for some 3.1415...?
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus associated with hated minorities.
The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation.
Why not, you've lectured everyone else! - Joe Norris..
Why waste your time reading taglines?
Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Freedom is something we take for granted.
My tagline's cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Tagspeare
And I go at sleepy time...
Error 77: Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
Heisenburg probably rules.
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -- Odo
DM Advice: The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
Borg at Microsoft: You will be assimil... <swallowed>!
Control Sense Alter
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks..." - Weird Al
Now which disk did I put that DOC file on?
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
Who is "General failure," and why is he reading my disk?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos.
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is u
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N)
·[0;1;34mThis is a colour tagline.·[0m·[255D·[0m
Murray Christmas! ANSI New Year!
Why be anyone else when you can be me?
Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
Def: Martyr: A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
#%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land???
Never share a foxhole with someone braver than yourself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his barrel reached the top of the falls
TomCat!: The paws that refreshes.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
URA Redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
A programmers work is never done THANKS TO THE LEECHES!
Cannibal: A person who is fed up with people.
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
"Gotta go. Girl talk." - Catwoman
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Conservatives: Can't live with em... but they're easy to make fun of!
Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.
"These lines, I'll have no trouble remembering." -- Bela Lugosi
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
Even dead fish can swim down stream....
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
Oxymoron: original copy
JABBER... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine...
Why does this guy use all these darned ellipses?
4 Food Groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Coffee
Try to take our firearms and we will take your life.
Soon to be occupied by a really stupid tag!
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
The U.F.O. Hotline limits Rednecks to one call per day.
If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!!
What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Kathryn Page ■ Zamboni Driver
My CPU runneth over at 40 mHz
What's so bad about a dog's life ?
Throw your windows out of the windows
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverance" was a love story.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}
"Show's over. Go away." -- Yakko Warner
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg. Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
Equal bytes for women.
He who rows the boat doesn't have time to rock it.
This tagline contains no preservatives.
Avoid off-topic warnings: put the moderator on your twitl
"The Borg have neither honor or courage." -- Worf
Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone?
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant - Picard
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
It is always safer to duck than to goose.
He's two tacos short of a combination plate.
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ******
Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
Star Trek Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
"If you have to sneeze, do it during the lunchbreak."
Life is Roff when yer Stewpid
Why does it hurt when I pee?
SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
"My dime rolled into the sewer", cried Tom gratefully.
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
URA Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
You are a vampire and I am the walking dead
Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
Def: Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
A warrior does NOT steal taglines. - Worf
A.A. members make souse calls.
A crucifix? Oi vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
I will not conduct my own fire drills -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F19
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool...
Hit any Key to Continue or Any Other Key to Quit
Lie: I have one already.
Cthulhu Wrangler: Marlon Perkins
Bother! said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
Nietzsche is pietzche but Sartre is smartre.
The author of this tagline eats baked beans and peppers!
Be careful, or you'll fall into a category.
"And Dark Phoenix has no friends..."
Error #9999: All taglines stolen -- none left
think the percentages were wrong?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
IT WON'T WORK!!!
Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips!
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away!
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
Cuprum: moonshine
Honesty: If you can fake that; you've got it made...
Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
"De do do do, de da da da." --The Police
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
Anyone got any good oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
Tagline being cleaned...watch this space.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
Burning down the house !(1234123412341234)
"Do you see my smile in my words, sad and evil?" - The Crow
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
None of you exist. My sysop types all the messages.
Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
CatBorg: You will be assimilated, but first rub my tummy.
There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets.
How you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
I'm Dr.Sigmund Freud of Borg....You were Assimilated as a child !!
Hit any key except ..... NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
I thought *you* did the backup!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
:) <----<< BBS d00d smiley face. Collect them all!
Song Title: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
Live by the sword, die by the longbow.
B.A.D.D. news, kid. Roleplaying is dangerous!
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
As funny as an iron lung.
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
"TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!" - Dot
Happiness is mandatory. Cheer up or die. =)
Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
Shudderbugger: Vacationing stranger who wants you to take his picture.
"Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU.
No postage necessary if E-mailed in the U.S.
For warm boot, put computer in a micro wave oven for 10 m
Creationism: Where faith is considered "evidence."
"That's OK. We just wanted the oil." - Yakko
The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
If at first you don't get it... [T] it again!
Clinton does the work of 3 men--Larry, Moe, and Curly!
Give your computer some air: Rip out its Windows!
After three days of intense pain, the snake died - Riker
Watch it! The paranoids are out to take over the world!
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
The hell with criticism--praise is good enough for me.
The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. - Riker
I'm going to hell? Great! We can carpool!
ROM wasn't built in a day.
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.
I'm not stubborn, I'm PERSISTENT !
"But I didn't think it was against the law." - Zoe Baird
"Polka dot?" - Ministers "Not again!" - Dot
Wonder is the foundation of philosophy, ignorance the end
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
L8R....................Later ...
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Error stealing tagline! Call Technique (604) 598-2141
Member: Save the were'mals foundation.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747.
Famous last words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Airport HotDogs $4.00, Flight Insurance $0.75, go figure.
You can't have your Kate -- and Edith too!!!!
Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Enjoy your day before someone comes along and messes it up.
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Blondes have more fun because I only date blondes.
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
Oxymoron: race walking
Spam for me, with a side of crunchy frog.
"Ewwww..." - Rita
Feminizm uber alles!
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Strange but not a stranger...
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
Rule of Creationism #18: Build and burn strawmen as often as possible.
Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
"The smog is really bad today," Tom cried breathlessly.
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
!!TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Are you sure (N/N)?
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator.
If a dog sweats through its nose what are its armpits for?
Does "Thou Shalt Not Steal" apply to taglines?
Humans are unusually attatched to their offspring. - Troi
Mulder: I have a reputation?
Prepare to meet thy maker! (Evening dress optional)
Do you see the Pillsbury Dough Boy as a roll model??
Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.
Babylon 5: Humanity's last, best hope for peace
Borgy: A group of people frantically assimilating each other.
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim."
Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)log it?
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
Borg Cola - NOT the choice of the Next Generation!
Not even crime would pay if Clinton ran it.
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
+++ (A)bort, (F)ail, (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory? +++
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
Creationists have an uphill battle with the Bible.
I know. Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
I think I lost my mind. Please watch where you step.
"Lolth be praised; all victory is her doing." -- Drow Proverb
'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh.
If ignorance is bliss, fundies are in nirvana!
And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
So I missed one stupid inflection... FIREBALL me to death!
ROBOTAG: Automatic encrementing tagline 0 000 001
hachi ku ku - shichi hachi san ku
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
Fore! damnit I said Fore!